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Author has written 10 stories for Lord of the Rings, Blade, Misc. Movies, Smallville, Covenant, Aaron Stone, and Numb3rs.

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Hello from Sunny Hamunaptra! by Nacey reviews
Evelyn entertains her old school chum Constance Adams in Hamunaptra with the company of Jonathan, Ardeth and little Alex. All hell breaks loose when Evelyn encounters the lost city of Amarna and things don't go quite to plan...
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,007 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 5/19/2001 - Ardeth B. - Complete
Phone Call by Sapphiregirl reviews
Since his days as a Zeo Ranger, Tommy's tried to put Kim behind him and move on. An unexpected phone call may help him do just that. TommyxKim
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,655 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Tommy O., Kim H. - Complete
Of Love and Bunnies by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Set just after Dino Thunder. When Angel Grove announces another Power Rangers Day, Tommy takes the Dino Rangers to Angel Grove for a reunion with the original team… including Kimberly. TommyKim, JasonTrini, KiraTrent. No Kat bashing. Heavy humor.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 119 - Words: 615,045 - Reviews: 4897 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Tommy O., Kim H.
If Today Was Your Last Day by VolceVoice reviews
Five years after Eliot and the team put a woman's life back together, she disappears. Can the team find her without Nate's help? Sequel to "If It's Worth Saving Me." Final Chapter is up: "The Recommendation—Sterling"
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,997 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Eliot S. - Complete
Deanzilla vs Hydros by nej47 reviews
Dean slays a monster, only to become pretty monstrous himself. But Dean's not about to let a little-okay, very big-size issue stop him from kicking *** and taking names. **NOW COMPLETE!**
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 145,714 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
The Knight on the Grid by tvnut014 reviews
What was Booth thinking when Brennan kissed him after he arrested her brother? Final chap is up. From Booth's POV. Enjoy! Title change.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Beyond the Window by Somewei reviews
A collection of one-shots looking into the lives of the girls and all those around them from the Professor all the way down the villains they face everyday. Rated T for safety.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009
Perfect by morning sunlight reviews
Eliot's thoughts as he adjusts to teamwork.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Eliot S. - Complete
Perplexity by Hikaru Kosuzaku reviews
Complete. It's finished guys. Hunter and Cam are being hunted by someone other than Lothor. What they find out is bound to change thier lives, and the lives of their friends, forever.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,267 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Cameron W., Hunter B. - Complete
Under New Management by Polaris'05 reviews
Dark days are ahead for Hazzard County when Hughie Hogg takes over control. The Dukes will have something to say about that, of course, but even with the return of an old friend, they may have finally been outmatched. COMPLETE!
Dukes of Hazzard - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,696 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Can Love Break Through Anything? by JuseaPeterson reviews
When something comes against Blake and Tori, how are they each going to handle it? Is it just in their heads, or is it a lot bigger than any of the rangers could imagine?
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,045 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Blake B., Tori H. - Complete
Don't Cry by moonlite-n-roses reviews
Kira’s heart has just been broken, so she runs to the only place she’s ever felt completely safe. A Tommy and Kira FRIENDSHIP story. OneShot.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Tommy O., Kira F. - Complete
I Thought I Could Do It by Mrowrkat98 reviews
One of our favorite characters mourns their victims. It could be of anyone's POV, but there's hints. Guess who? Please R&R
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
An Epiphany in Green by psquare reviews
[Mystic Force] Xander Bly discovers an unexpectedly deep connection to Rootcore. Tendrils of the past and present intertwine in a lattice of magic... [Oneshot]
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Xander - Complete
Life and Change by Songja reviews
Future fic staring Power Rangers Ninja Storm. Blake returns after a his career with Factory Blue and finds that the more things change, the more they stay the same.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,349 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Blake B., Tori H.
Code of a Ranger by halfmyheart reviews
There are some things that every ranger should know....
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,051 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
Doubts by chibiwriter reviews
Oneshot. The rangers have a little pow wow in Tori's room after they first meet the Thunder Rangers.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Complete
Age is a State of Mind by Baby Kitty reviews
Tommy should know better then to watch 'I Love the 90s'. [complete]
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Tommy O., Jason L. S. - Complete
A Song Request by caithzadz reviews
A song request from Etahn and Trent gives Conner a big decision to make.
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Conner M., Kira F. - Complete
Memories by Yer Majesty reviews
I wasn’t always blind. At least I don’t think I was. I get dreams sometimes. Flashes...Oneshot. Alicia reflects on her past. Or what she thinks it is. Part One in the Reflections Series.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Complete
Wild by Veles reviews
One part liquor, one part pride, two parts Fate, and a splash of serendipity...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
Green Sheep by Blue November reviews
Bridge can't sleep, so neither can Sky. Winner Best Short Story 2007 What a Character Awards!
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Bridge C., Sky T. - Complete
Hero by Kyrte reviews
Tommy's thought's after the letter. A Prequel to Fly and Eternity.
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Tommy O., Kim H. - Complete
Bloodlines by Ruse reviews
Lord of the Rings and Mummy Crossover. The mischief of a Hobbit leads to the exchange of two sons of Numenor. Aragorn and...Rick O'Connell? FINISHED
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,135 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Evelyn C., OíConnell, R. - Complete
A Cup of Coffee by elvenrarehunter reviews
[Flightplan] Sometimes things just have to be said over a cup of coffee. Sometimes people better understand with coffee in their system. CRxKPFIRST FLIGHPLAN STORY YEY R&R no flames plz
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Complete
A Careless Wish and the Fellowship by The Black Pearl Sorceress reviews
Movie Based A girl tries to read The first volume of The Lord of the Rings, but can't keep interested. Finally, she makes a wish and learns, the hard way, to be careful what you wish for. Not a romance
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,014 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/5/2006 - Published: 10/15/2003
F4 & BtVS Crossover: The new solution by sd freek reviews
The Storm family go to visit their cousin's in Sunnydale The Summers but it isn't the happy town they think it is. Prepare for the unexpected.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,807 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/5/2006 - Published: 12/6/2005
Zero To Hero by Jadelyn Tate reviews
It's someone's birthday! PRDT COMPLETE
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Tommy O., Kim H. - Complete
Barmaid by silverjigsaw reviews
Rosie Cotton has just begun work at the Green Dragon, and she can't help notice a certain someone...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Rosie C., Samwise G. - Complete
Remembrance by SilentWater13 reviews
As all things begin, all things must end. Character Death.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
Electrical Dilemma by Aethelgythe reviews
Now that Reed has built the machine, how will he pay his electric bill? My first Fantastic 4 fanfic! Please Read and Review! COMPLETED
Fantastic 4 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Complete
Oxygen by llnbooks reviews
When you're a Human Torch, oxygen can be your best friend or your worst enemy.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,537 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Complete
The Interview by Faramir's Tumbleweed reviews
Hello and welcome to the Gondorian National Network! Now if you would just click the link above, the full summary is inside! Thank you!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Denethor - Complete
Stargazing by Dakota Pratt reviews
Eva muses and mourns over the disappearance of her son with some help from a friend. Post54 by several months.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
Together! by sd freek reviews
Johnny loses something special to him and then decides to get his revenge. Unfortunatly he didn't plan it to work out the way it did.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Complete
End Game by Meridian1 reviews
Everyone knows the war never ends. (post-Blade: Trinity)
Blade - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,891 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/3/2005 - Published: 12/21/2004
Eight Arms To Hold You by Flaming Trails reviews
Doc's starting a new project building Dr. Octopus's infamous arms. But when the Libyans enter the picture again, Doc finds himself imitating Doc Ock in more ways than one. BTTFSpiderMan 2 crossover
Crossover - Spider-Man & Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,822 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Doc/Dr. Emmet Brown - Complete
831 by Absolute Jackass reviews
Eight letters. Three words. One meaning. The most difficult thing to say or do is much more valuable than anything that is valuable that you can buy with money. Love doesn't love anybody.
Blade - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Complete
Puzzling Pieces by Racerchiks04 reviews
When Stacey's mom was killed by a drunk driver her brother Brian was the only one to turn to. But when he moves her from Miami to LA things don't go according to plan. Who can be trusted? Will they figure it out before it's too late?
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 208,531 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 4/30/2004
Dear Howard by Psych'd reviews
The Pacifier 2005. A letter from Julie Plummer to her dead husband two months after the movie ends. Oneshot.
Pacifier - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Complete
Knot Funny by Red Witch reviews
Reed Richards gets a little too caught up in his own experiments. You would think a guy that smart wouldn't do something as stupid as get himself into messes like these.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2106 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Razor Wings by Catie Kerwood reviews
When Xander took an assignment to track down the hacker thats been getting into the CIA mainframe, he never thought that it would effect him so much.
xXx - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,209 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/31/2004 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Complete
One Big Family by Emma15 reviews
Something old, something new, and some trouble too. [ON HOLD]
Fast and the Furious - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,524 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/11/2003 - Published: 10/15/2003
A Better XXX by Moirai reviews
I did this just for fun, and I hope you'll have fun too.
xXx - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47,921 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/5/2003
Thomp Thomp Thomp by Anonymous Nutter reviews
[evil chuckle] Why? Because I can. [/evil chuckle] ARDETH TORTURE SCENE!
Mummy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Ardeth B., Evelyn C.
Couples Therapy at Arroyo Grande by piaffe417 reviews
Walker's putting Syd and Gage undercover in couple's therapy in order to catch some criminals - but is that the only reason they're there? COMPLETE - Please R/R!
Walker, Texas Ranger - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,576 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/8/2003 - Published: 3/4/2003 - Complete
Andros's First Halloween by David Knight reviews
PRiS Ashley decides to get Andros into the spirit of Halloween and everyone gets more than they expected
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,378 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2002 - Andros, Ashley H. - Complete
At The Time by She's a Star reviews
"By the way...why did you kiss me?" Rick attempts to smother his inner-romantic.
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Published: 10/7/2002 - OíConnell, R.
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Unknown Factor reviews
One hundred thousand illegal weapons, five federal agents, three Cal Sci professors, one unknown factor.
Numb3rs - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Don E.
Heroes of the Heart reviews
When Charlie's best friend from elementary school comes back to Eastland, he learns how time can change people. No pairings.
Aaron Stone - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Charlie L./Aaron S.
My Crazy Life reviews
Rachel Walker. Spencer Acadamy attendee. Aspiring mechanic. Invisible to everyone, but the new transfer. Ah, crap. Pogue/Kate Caleb/Sarah
Covenant - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2008
A Sunrise reviews
For every sunset, there is a sunrise. OC NO Romance.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Jonathan K.
Pantoum of a Robophobic reviews
I, Robot: They're machines. Just cold hard logic.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
Jade Tears reviews
Three years after her parents died in a vampire attack, Jade Alden has to face a vampire threat with the help of the Daywalker. That is assuming they don't kill each other first. Ch. 2 is almost done.
Blade - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,998 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 11/22/2005
Working Together reviews
When Caio and Diana wind up in Middle Earth together, they have to learn to work together and so far... it's not working. TenthEleventh walker.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/15/2006
Old Man reviews
Songfic: Blade reminisces about his relationship with Whistler. Song is My Old Friend by Tim McGraw. R&R, please.
Blade - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Complete
Dwarves and Hobbit Pranks reviews
Origanally a oneshot, Merry and Pippin pull a prank on Gimli and Legolas takes the blame. However, Merry and Pippin can't stand the guilt.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Gimli
Hero Pippin? reviews
ONE SHOT: Just an idea I had. Please give it a chance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Peregrin T. - Complete