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92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.
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Elizabeth!" Turns to Gibbs "Hide the rum." - Jack
"You mean, I'll put down my sword and you'll put down your rock, and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?" -- Dread Pirate Roberts
"There will come a moment when you will have a chance to show it. To do the right thing."
"Oh fine! Let's just haul out our swords and start banging away at each other! That will solve everything!" -- Elizabeth
"Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt." --Jack
"to Norrington You look bloody awful. What are you doing here?" "You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax."
"You're all quite short, aren't you?"
"See children? Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable! But that my dear children. is called cannibalism; and that is frowned upon in most societies." --Willy Wonka
Don - picks up paper airplane off floor Who made this?
Colby: You assaulted a federal agent with a deadly weapon.
Charlie: Don't call me Chuck.
Don: What if I called you 'chuckie'?
Charlie: What if I called you 'Donald'?
Don: What if I called you 'nerd'?
Charlie: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Alan: I remember the damage some of those fluid dynamic experiments did to the pond in the backyard.
I am Plays With Squirrels -Eric Matthews
When a crime breaks out, all the cute girls shout, 'Get the good-looking guy.' When there's a crime out there, he's going to comb his hair, cause he's the good-looking guy
Life's tough, get a helmet-Eric
Woo hoo hooo Feenie FE HE HE HE HE NAY!-Eric
But you see I already had $70 in my wallet and you just gave me $60 so it looks like I already made 10 bucks.-Eric
A ten o'clock curfew! That means if I pick her up at eight we'll only have...(thoughtful pause)...Gosh, that stinking metric system!-Shawn
See, duckies are good, cuz not only do they give you that non-threatening sense of security, but you can feed 'em crackers and you can ride 'em. See, duckies are the horsies of the ocean.-Eric
Morgan: Mommy, if my dolly's cold, can I put her in the toaster oven?
Ian: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs...
Ellie: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth...
Vaness: (talking of her senior citizen boyfriend) He had a five year plan.
SonnyKoufax: What is it? "Don't die"
Sonny Koufax: The kid just won't quit peeing and throwing up. He's like a cocker spaniel.
(McClane tries to call up police)
Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
John McClane: (in a small air duct) Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.
Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
Gary Hallet: Did you kill Jimmy Angelov?
Sally Owens: Yeah, a couple of times.I like these pairs:
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