C. V. Spike
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Joined 10-29-05, id: 921973, Profile Updated: 11-20-07
Author has written 2 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Pendragon.

Hola. C.V. here. Not much to say, other than, I don't write often, but I'm trying to get better about that, and I don't read very often, either, because the screen makes my eyes burn X_X

What you can find here: I'll... randomly... write Randomness. It's not really 'me' as much anymore, is all. Still, it can kill writer's block. So, don't get discouraged if you like it. Just don't hold your breath on updates. As for my new fanfic-child, Strange Things Afoot at the Circle K, this will receive more consecutive updates, unless I'm having issues with it. For both fanfictions, however, your reviews can play a critical role in my updating. Encouragement will get you everywhere, don't you know.

Things I support: Zexion x Xemnas, simply because one can't seem to thrive without having to pick some pair or other of them. That said, they're the only ones I support. When I cosplay as Xemmy, I'll always have my Zexi (Kikisdestiny) by my side. Fanfics that keep the heart of the original story in mind.

Things that make me cry: Pendragon yaoi, almost every single Pendragon fanfictiona lot of other things, the death of innocence through fanfiction, really long paragraphs, corruption, disregard for the laws of grammar... to name a few. Bobby x Spader makes me cringe while I cry.

"But how can you hate Pendragon fanfiction if you're writing it yourself???" Simple. I intend to preserve the identity of D.J. Machale's characters. I'm a rather obsessive Spader fan, but I'm sure not going to insert a character that's supposed to represent me that he falls in love with. Strange Things Afoot isn't about that. It's just supposed to be a fun, innocent, and humorous tale to keep you occupied while waiting for the next book in the series, or to cheer up fans on a dismal day.

If you know of any other Pendragon fics that keep to the heart of the characters and the innocence of the tale, I'd love to hear about them, though. No guarantees that I'd read them. The whole 'bleeding eyes' thing.

Love me, hate me... and have the best day ever.

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Zexion and His Many Jobs by InvisibleWriter23 reviews
What happens when Zexion is forced into jobs he doesn't want to do. First Fanfic so please be nice.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,343 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Zexion
All Your Base Are Belong to Us by Jukebox Hound reviews
ABANDONED. [Parody.] Cloud and Leon thought the destruction of their worlds was bad, but then, they'd never been drafted to teach Defense to Senseless English Wizarding Children by one Cunning Old Headmaster Who Should Be Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,634 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007
The Organization Goes Ice Skating by WindOfDancingFlames reviews
Pretty self explanatory. Marluxia is having the time of his life, Axel is not, Zexion pwns all at DDR, Vexen is in paradise, and Demyx is goofing around at the snack bar. Please review!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,026 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 3/21/2006
FMA Know Your Stars by lallyzippo reviews
I know there's a lot of these Know your stars fics going around, but i need to get over some writers block...Completed cause I'm too lazy to do everyone. [contains retardedness]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,719 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Attack of the Fanfiction Cliches! by Ugly Pink Machine reviews
What do you get when everyone's favorite fanfiction cliches wheedle their way into the Angel Sanctuary universe to cause havoc and rape the plot? Lots of pain. Rated for Michael's language, as always.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/13/2005
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Strange Things Afoot at the Circle K reviews
Second Earth is being threatened by the evil of Saint Dane and it's up to Bobby and Vo to stop him. With strange things afoot and the prospect of World War III on the horizon, and the fact that Vo's never been to a movie theater, ya just gotta read it!
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,878 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 11/20/2007
Randomness reviews
This is weird. Mainly FMA based, some random cameos and the such. If you like randomness... well... you'll like Randomness! XD
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,168 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 11/10/2005