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Poll: Since I'm going to be focusing on revising pretty much everything I've ever written in the coming months until it's positively sparkling, will you be re-reading old favorites as I repost them, or anxiously awaiting new goodies? Vote Now!
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Joined 10-29-05, id: 922038, Profile Updated: 09-30-14
Author has written 248 stories for Stargate: Atlantis, Lone Gunmen, Smallville, Stargate: SG-1, Batman, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Batman the Animated Series, Evil Dead/Army of Darkness, Reservoir Dogs, Kevin Smith, Batman, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Twilight Zone, Edgar Allan Poe, City of Heroes, Burn Notice, Teen Titans, Xena: Warrior Princess, Misc. Comics, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Justice League, Superman, Batman/Superman Adventures, Hellboy, and Wizard of Oz.

I've become a very busy lady over the past few years or so, to the point where I barely have time to write much of anything anymore. I do what I can, when I can, but it seems like a couple of bursts of activity a few times a year are all I can muster. For that, I'm sorry. I'm still slowly plugging away at revising old stories as I find time, but it's going even more s l o w l y than I anticipated. I'm also picking at in-progress stories at a snail's pace, including those that have seemingly been abandoned for years. I beg you to be patient! I know how much waiting sucks, but I'm doing my best.

On reviews/faves/alerts/PMs etc.: While I try to answer as many reviews and PMs as I possibly can and send thank you notes to everyone who favorites or adds me or my stories to their alert lists, sometimes they just get away from me. I often only have time to glance at my e-mail, grin and then get eaten by real life again. I try to set aside a day once every six months or so to catch up, but I am perpetually behind. Please don't be discouraged if I don't get the chance to respond to you right away or if I completely space and forget to answer entirely: I read and cherish every review, favorite and alert and greatly appreciate you taking the time to tell me what you think of my writing, whether it's through a critical review, a gushing "More please!" or just clicking the little add-to-favorites button. :)

Are you wondering where the CATverse site went? It still exists, just with a different domain name! Just visit

PLEASE NOTE: Currently, all of my stories are undergoing an overhaul. I'm taking the opportunity to edit out problematic things along the way that I didn't realize were there. Language that is even remotely misogynistic, transphobic, homophobic, whorephobic, ableist, racist, victim blaming, slut shaming, rape culture-y, or otherwise offensive is slated to be edited out as I find the time to tackle stories one by one. These attitudes are so casual and pervasive that I didn't realize that I was parroting and re-enforcing them (though that's certainly no excuse), and I don't want them to be there because not only can they hurt people, but they're flat out wrong. I'm very sorry for having ever written anything of the sort, even without meaning to.

Additionally, trigger warnings will be added where appropriate, because very small amounts of problematic content may remain for story/characterization based reasons, though I'm doing my best to cut out as much as I possibly can. Due to the sheer size of my body of work, please be patient during the revision process, especially in the CATverse. Troublesome things may be there currently, but they won't be forever, you have my solemn oath. If you notice something I may have missed in an edited/revised story, please don't hesitate to point it out.

This trigger warning stands for the whole CATverse series at least until such time as editing is complete:

The CATverse is not a series about nice people, and it is not about good people. These characters all, to some degree, lack what would be considered normal empathy. There will be violence, some of it done to people who do not deserve it and/or can't fight back. There may, very rarely, be harm to children. There is very little sex; most of that happens off-screen, and none of it is graphic, but kinky themes may occasionally be mentioned. There is absolutely no rape, but there will be actions and attitudes that approach it. (Once again, I apologize for not providing better context for such scenes.) There are some discussions of mental illness and abuse, often drawn from the authors' personal experience, which may be triggering but which we hope at least will be accurate. And everybody's favorite misanthrope will display some misogynistic/slut shaming attitudes, more so toward the beginning of the series.

Besides that, the CATverse is a comedy series, but it's black comedy more often than not. Please be warned.

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Modes of Distress by Crow's Talon reviews
This is the story of Jonathan Crane, from his childhood in Georgia to the end of his first encounter with the Batman, and his journey from troubled child to psychopathic monster.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,616 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow
Moments of Madness by AZ-woodbomb reviews
Love works in mysterious ways. It wears many faces, but the first cut is always the deepest.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Complete
Competition by Gladrial10 reviews
Harley was used to success coming easy for her. That is, until college…and Barbara Gordon.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,318 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Harley Quinn, Barbara G. - Complete
Flesh and Bone by The Illegible reviews
It had to end somehow. Oneshot.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Mentor by The Illegible reviews
Suppose someone advocated for Crane. Oneshot, AU.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Break by Purple Pariah reviews
She had been a doctor too. Almost not quite, not really, not nearly as good as him, but none of that seems to matter anymore. Still, he will not forget.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harley Quinn, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
The One You Once Loved by Your-Nuclear-Holocaust reviews
"Ollie…" His voice managed to croak out his plea despite the fact that it was contracting with the force of his sobs. "Not tonight." Roy centric Fear Gas high T
Red Hood and the Outlaws - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Complete
The Hanged Man by Twinings reviews
By the roots of my hair some god got hold of me. I sizzled in his blue volts like a desert prophet.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Harley Q., Jonathan C. - Complete
Chance Meeting by Twinings reviews
Lyle Bolton says goodbye to Gotham the best way he knows how.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Jonathan C. - Complete
Roomies by Twinings reviews
Long before the Batman, before Arkham and the DA's office, there were two guys in an apartment.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Harvey D., J. Crane - Complete
One Way Or Another by Twinings reviews
It's hard to believe, but villains can find love, too.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Pamela I., Jonathan C. - Complete
Up On the Roof by Twinings reviews
There was not room enough for two up on the roof.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Selina K./Catwoman, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Faceless by sapphirerosha110 reviews
You know me, hero, I am the shepherd who pulls your soul back. And I am angry.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Spirit Healer - Complete
The End by Wise-One-of-Gotham reviews
When all else has abandoned you, Death is still here.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Dent by about-faces reviews
Newly-elected D.A. Harvey Dent faces down crime and corruption in Gotham City. Will it cost him his sanity? Of course it will, you know that...but why? Presenting the tragic origins of Two-Face and his gradual descent into madness, from beginning to end.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,143 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Two-Face, Bruce W./Batman
Crazy Cat Lady by buduica reviews
Yet another origin story for Catwoman. Blame it on the lack of universal health care.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Complete
Catch by The Illegible reviews
Snag, grasp, understand. Oneshot. Suggested Harley/Crane.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
Trademarked by Qoheleth reviews
Drabble. Being the best explanation I can think of for this movie.
Crossover - Misc. Comics & Children of the Corn - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Complete
Three Rogues and a Baby by Checkerboards reviews
Who knew babysitting could be this much fun? *CAT*
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,584 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
The Gilded Cage by ApollinaV reviews
Clever Miss Hermione Granger believes that by marrying Azkaban prisoner 11652 she can effectively skirt the new Ministry Marriage Law requirements. A story about morality, mortality, and pickled walnuts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 203,885 - Reviews: 3368 - Favs: 2,248 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Forward to Time Past by Unbridled Brunette reviews
The victim of a spell gone awry, Buffy finds herself trapped in Victorian London, where she meets a man surprisingly familiar to her. Winner of twenty-seven awards, including three Best WIPs. Thanks to all who review!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 270,263 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Galaxies Apart by Flash Foreward reviews
Distance is inconsequential. Atlantis/DS9
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
Enter the Bookworm by The Enduring Man-Child reviews
This story's description is in the "apology." It may not be the average BTAS fan's cup of tea, but I hope it will find favor with some. Now complete.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,706 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Dripping In Bruises by walkingthecow reviews
He doesn't remember. JxH
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Projectile S'Mores by Nalanzu reviews
“Okay, you blast the chocolate and I’ll shoot the marshmallow and if we time it right, they’ll both melt onto the cracker simultaneously.” Featuring the Blue Beetle and Booster Gold.
DC Superheroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete
No Fair by PrincessAnnMacbeth reviews
No Fair" life is no fair. At least HE didn't brake promises, not that he made any. one-sides BabyDoll/Batman for most of it. I need more Baby Doll fics! story sequel canceled. Now uploaded to Archive of Our Own!
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bruce W. - Complete
Black Isn't My Colour by Mistress of the Darkwood reviews
Michael considers a unique employment opportunity. Crossover with Iron Man.
Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
JxHQ: Exploitation Show by princessebee reviews
Harley through The Joker's eyes - on some days, anyway. Inspired by Mistah J's Girl's poem: Blonde. JokerxHarley. Warnings for adult themes.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Of Fears and Doubts and Changing Circumstances by Esther-Channah reviews
There was a time when Alfred didn't have all the answers.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Leslie T., Alfred P. - Complete
Reciprocity by NicolinaN reviews
Lisa feels haunted and is having problems getting back to normal after the red eyeincident. Jackson nurtures his hate and plans his revenge. When they finally meet again it's bound for disaster. JxL in a way, but not the usual. Warning: violence, rape.
Red Eye - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,883 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Jack R., Lisa R. - Complete
Until We Meet Again by PrincessJade reviews
My hypothetical ending to Season Seven. It's the end of the world, for real this time, and Buffy finally knows what she wants.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 3/8/2003 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
A Soft Place to Land Free Fallin' Mix by Antenna reviews
Sunnydale is a crater. Giles wonders if he's achieved escape velocity. Probably not. Genfic.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2007 - R. Giles - Complete
Counting to Ten by taylyn10 reviews
Most Accidents happen in the home. They also happen to Daniel.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2007 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Her Memoirs by sychofrantic reviews
She tells her story. Alternate season two. S&W, A&W. COMPLETE.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,090 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Willow R., Spike - Complete
Chronologically Incorrect by sychofrantic reviews
A heartbroken Spike forces Willow to go back in time to prevent him coming to America in 1900, but true the typical Joss fashion, nothing goes as planned. S&W. COMPLETE.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,680 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Spike, Willow R. - Complete
Lakeside Property in Hell by Twinings reviews
We all know better than to use telephones. Seriously. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Vacation Time by Twinings reviews
Sometimes, you just need to get away. Unfortunately, that's easier for some people than others. CATverse 3.1
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,594 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Nowhere to Go, Nothing to Say by Djinn1 reviews
Sometimes I get a hankering to return to my roots and just do some silly SpockChapel banter. I decided to indulge myself. Hope you enjoy
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,125 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Spock, C. Chapel - Complete
Pride by EoEDaD reviews
He wants to break her and have her, all at once. He wants to see her melt into his arms, wants to see that haughtiness defeated, wants her to belong to him and him alone. But that will never happen. RaeMal, oneshot.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Raven, Malchior - Complete
Wisdom by Kuroeia reviews
[Sesshoumaru x Kaede] Once a year, with the falling leaves, he would come to drink her tea and ask for answers.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Sesshomaru, Kaede - Complete
Funny How the Night Moves by l-dhenson reviews
The little hand says it's 10.34pm.
Hot Fuzz - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
Insane by you-neek reviews
Oneshot. Her mind was cracked, but she could always make him fall to his knees....
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Daisies by you-neek reviews
She loves me, she loves me not. At least, thats how Beast Boy tells it.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/11/2007 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
One More Lonely Vigil by Ster J reviews
Nurse Chapel muses as she has to care for Spock yet again.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/4/2007 - C. Chapel, Spock - Complete
The Trouble with Toadies by JaDE-rUst reviews
Jonathan Crane had never been a fan of Star Trek... And considering how his day was going it didn't look like he'd become on any time soon... A CAT fic.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,899 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
The Date by SpaceMonkey0941 reviews
Written for BiteMeTechie because she let me borrow her wonderful OC Lydia Winter, a.k.a. the archnemesis of Rodney McKay. Who'da thunk they'd end up dating? Snarky ship!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Rodney M. - Complete
Coffee Leads To Interesting Things by SpaceMonkey0941 reviews
The day had begun so normally for Lydia Winter, but then he came along. Lydia is BiteMeTechie's. T for safety. McWinter shipping!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Rodney M. - Complete
So Long, and Thanks by Twinings reviews
There was more of gravy than of grave about them...or if not gravy, then Halloween candy at least. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Roller Coaster Ride by SpaceMonkey0941 reviews
One team. One amusement park. Oh so many pairings. Sparky, Spanky, Snarky, you name it. Borrowed people from BiteMeTechie and Reefgirl. Again. MUCH SHIPPING.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Complete
Checkers or Chess? by SpaceMonkey0941 reviews
I borrowed Lydia Winter from BiteMeTechie. Anyway. Rodney's in the infirmary, and someone unexpected shows up.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Rodney M. - Complete
The Unkindness of Ravens by Twinings reviews
All things considered, it was still not the worst Christmas ever. -CATverse 1.1-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 44,511 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Murder on My Mind by SpaceMonkey0941 reviews
Dr. Winter's thoughts on the man who keeps stealing her notes. This time, he's gone too far. Based on BiteMeTechie's lovely character Lydia.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Puzzles by Twinings reviews
At Arkham, not even the doctors are sane.
Hellraiser - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Complete
Dominos Doesn't Deliver Here by emergencyfan reviews
A collection of unrelated short stories, missing scenes, and ficlets about Atlantis. SGA not mine. Don't own 'em. Didn't create 'em. Stargate Atlantis and all related characters are the property of MGM.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,926 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 6/4/2005
The 945 To Hogwarts by hobbitsdoitbetter reviews
Spike has a close encounter of the munchkin kind when he runs into his very own Mini Me: Draco Malfoy. Let the snark begin... Futurefic, oneshot. Reposted due to technical difficulties.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Spike - Complete
Forward Progress by Bladelover reviews
Rodney's choice should be easy, and yet...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Rodney M.
Loss of Direction by The Power of The Book reviews
Dawn tries to come to grips with the reality of her situation in the summer between Seasons Five and Six. Spike tags along for moral support.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Dawn S., Spike - Complete
The Purple Covered Notebook by Twinings reviews
Once upon a time, some girl got randomly kidnapped by the Joker, and it changed her life. [Notebook One]
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,415 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 3/8/2004 - The Joker - Complete
The Meeting of Minds : Lennon and McKay by NenyaVilyaNenya reviews
The first meeting of McKay and Lennon during a few hectic days at the SGC. Plot bunnies cause some problems, and pose some solutions. Companion to ‘When Plot Bunnies Attack’ by BiteMeTechie
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,586 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Wraithal Issues by Exploded Pen reviews
I am not kinky for wraith! Rodney spluttered. Random humour, based around an all important question...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
50 Sentences of Ethan and Vincent by Cheshire reviews
ArchEnemies fanfic, written for the 1sentence challenge on LJ 50 sentences from 50 prompts. EthanxVincent SLASH.
Misc. Comics - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
And so it is by ladyFrost2 reviews
Everyone gets old in the end. Even heroes and villains. Not quite slash.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Bruce W./Batman, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
The Atlantis Handbook by Cammy reviews
John and Rodney were bored. Teyla and Ronon were roped into it. The rest of Atlantis was amused by it.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,925 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
Travels of an UnSue MarySue by NenyaVilyaNenya reviews
Clumsy first time off world with Lorne, Beckett, and the local wildlife, people, and drink. And a little back in Atlantis. [EPILOGUE MontyPython Night]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,899 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Complete
The Resurrection of Carson Beckett by Myriadragon reviews
Written for BiteMeTechie as a companion to her story When Plot Bunnies Attack. The Sues will never let the doctor die...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Carson B. - Complete
Posthumous Part of the Scene by cybersyd42 reviews
When Zelenka is injured during a mission, he gets a unique perspective on Atlantis' lead team. One off, set in Season Two. COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,070 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Complete
Apologies by FumblesMcStupid reviews
Shock horror! McKay apologies! Radek and Rodney have a little chat over fears. Inspired by L.E McMurray's Dr.WhoAtlantis crossover fics
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/22/2006 - Radek Z., Rodney M. - Complete
Those Darn Alien Spores by Porthos1013 reviews
Alien spores made them do it...or did they? A bit of funny fluffy BeckettCadman, McWeir, Sheyla, RononSurprise, and ZelenkaSurprise…the poor man. Now with more Lorne!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,810 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Carson B., Laura C. - Complete
Something's Come Up by Porthos1013 reviews
Cadman and McKay got separated at the end of Duet, but little did Laura know that she took a bit of Rodney with her…McKayCadman, BeckettCadman CH 8 UP!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,899 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Rodney M., Laura C.
Anybody Home? by nightpheonix reviews
Sheppard wakes up one morning to find the whole crew of Atlantis gone, except McKay. BACK WITH A VENGEANCE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,476 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005
Whale Song by Porthos1013 reviews
McKay gets another visit from Sam in the infirmary, but this time it’s a little…different. McKayWhale. Seriously. CH 8 NOW UP!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,585 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Rodney M.
Secrets from the Past by NenyaVilyaNenya reviews
[Complete]Rodney's past is exposed once a British scientist is transferred.She has to explain to him where she disappeared to years ago, and how it involved other Brits, including Grodin.Nanotech, Conspiracy Theories,Mystery,Suspense
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,072 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Pulling Strings by Invader Miraza reviews
A week before Freddy was aprehended, Katherine Krueger ran away from home. Within that time, Krueger was a little naughty. What does Patricia have to do with it?
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,737 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/24/2006 - Published: 3/15/2004
The Visit by WittyFae reviews
The Joker gets quite a surprise when a stranger pays him a visit in his holding cell.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,389 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11/2006 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
touching by Maggie the Cat reviews
spend a little time with poison ivy, spend a little time in the green.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Poison Ivy, Timothy D./Red Robin - Complete
Skinny Dipping by Two Ladies of Quality reviews
The middle of the night is a good time to go by the swimming pool, really.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Dawn S., Spike - Complete
Kitty McKay by ImaginaryGoddess reviews
Rodney's cat misses him... but how does his neighbour feel? Oneshot. NEW! Look out for the sequel 'Suddenly Rodney'.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Trapped by LE McMurray reviews
An accident leaves Rodney trapped with the one person he's trying to avoid. McKayCadman UST
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,696 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Rodney M., Laura C. - Complete
First and Last by qualityjuice reviews
First times in Chloe's life and Last times in Lionel's. Chlionel fic. If CL in a relationship bothers you don't read this.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Chloe S., Lionel L.
Count Olaf's Diary 'The Wedding Day' by Christina Hilt reviews
This is Count Olaf's diary entry for the day of 'The Marvelous Marriage'
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Count O., Violet B. - Complete
Unwelcome Reflection by cagd reviews
Giles is trying to interview a freshly chipped Spike about what he saw while with the Initiative. And of course Spike's being very helpful.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2006 - R. Giles, Spike - Complete
Stuck by RussianWolf7 reviews
Scully and Langly get stuck in an elevator for six hours or so . . .
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Langly, D. Scully - Complete
Acknowledgement by eretria reviews
On her way to the messhall, she passes Zelenka leaning against a wall, asleep on his feet.' Siege III aftermath
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Elizabeth W., Radek Z.
Snap by nightpheonix reviews
Sheppard drives McKay to snapping…both literally and figuratively. A somewhat odd short.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Big Mean Bossy Sister by cagd reviews
Dawn finds out that she's not the only one who misses her sister.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Dawn S., Spike - Complete
When Harmony Met Spiky by Meltha reviews
We never did get to hear that “funny story” that Spike seemed so eager to avoid about how Harmony and he met.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Spike, Harmony K. - Complete
By Association by MagpieDreamer reviews
In an attempt to create something different, I've produced...Teyla, and her affect on a certain Czech scientist. Read and review, dearest readers!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Radek Z., Teyla E.
Party Games by Flurblewig reviews
Tara and Anya play a game about sex. Spike joins in...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Spike, Tara M.
Scout's Honor by lau85 reviews
A not so smart decision on Willow’s part leads her straight to Spike’s crypt, where the vampire has some selfcontrol issues. WillowSpike
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Willow R., Spike - Complete
Subhuman by iridescentZEN reviews
They were both less than human.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2005 - [Willow R., Spike] - Complete
Home Improvement by Helga Von Nutwimple reviews
With no place to go after "Tabula Rasa", a desperate Tara crashes with Spike - a "temporary" arrangement which spawns a friendship that will change the destinies of everyone around them. COMPLETE.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,912 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Spike, Tara M. - Complete
White Rose by Silvarius reviews
A long time member of the SVU dies. Olivia saw when it happened. But is he really dead? Just a short little piece with no dialogue.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2005
Of All The Werewolves In All The World by thenyxie reviews
The setting: Gay old Paris. The place: A paranormal bar. The event: A chance meeting between a roaming werewolf and former cheerleader who's joined the ranks of the undead. Summary: Wackiness ensues.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Oz, Harmony K.
The Gunman Who Loved Me by Milagro Gonzales reviews
A tale of romance and adventure as told by a woman who's being held hostage in a motel because she's in the wrong place at the wrong time...or is she? Langlyother romance.
Lone Gunmen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,353 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 1/6/2003
Chocolatey Confusion by Amarra17 reviews
Takes place during 'The Initiative.' Spike comes to find Buffy, only to happen upon Willow instead. Starts out the same as the episode, then veers off in it's own direction...COMPLETE
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Spike, Willow R. - Complete
Leading The Blind by Furious Angel reviews
UPDATED. Madeleine is a more than pleasurable cure for the Marquis' illness, but he has more to show her than she imagined...
Quills - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,673 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/17/2004 - Published: 9/9/2003
A Little Frohike by MagsRose reviews
Frohike gets some shocking news from an old friend.
Lone Gunmen - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,238 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2003 - Complete
Clerks and Furniture by Foley Artist reviews
Randal's theory of comfy chairs.
Kevin Smith - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2003
Cowabunga by amy jonas reviews
A short post ep for Like Water for Octane
Lone Gunmen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2003
Another Long Van Trip by J Sumner reviews
Another van trip for the boys, with Langly and Jimmy at their most annoying. Poor Frohike.
Lone Gunmen - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2003
Body Language by Estepheia reviews
Set during S7 'Sleeper' Spike and Anya talk about sex. Anya wants to get laid.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/5/2003 - Spike, Anya J. - Complete
Woman by LadyCat reviews
1st story in the Shadowverse; something happens to Dawn. Xander's POV.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,518 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Xander H., Spike
Big Decision by Amanda9 reviews
Just a cute lil Langly fic
Lone Gunmen - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/31/2002 - Complete
Unmentionables by bleargh reviews
"Her enthusiasm for sandy cookies and nog has pleasantly rubbed off on him, and she picks the red and green jimmies from his chest, the little sugary bits sprinkled on his shirt like on a Lite Brite." (SPIKE/TARA)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/22/2001
I Remember You by Lone Gunwoman of the Week reviews
After coming back from the dead, Mulder has a word with Langly -- or is it Mulder? A tribute to Joey Ramone.
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/26/2001
The Lone Gunmen: Your Title Here by Shane McHennal reviews
The Gunmen get a visitor who fills them in on a new conspiracy that could have much farther-reaching effects than any of them realize. And oh, yeah, Langly gets a girl. *Maniacal laugh*
Lone Gunmen - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/10/2001 - Published: 4/6/2001
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Reawakening reviews
Reanimated by the Lazarus Pit and growing accustomed to her new existence tainted by its powers, Nora Fries meets her husband again.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2014 - [Victor F./Mr. Freeze, Nora F.] - Complete
Nonsense and Verse reviews
Jervis Tetch offers tea, conversation and comfort to all his guests...whether they want it or not. Fluffy Scarecrow/Hatter fare from The Long Halloween universe.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2014 - [Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter] - Complete
Retouching reviews
There is more to Becky Albright than what the warped lens of Jonathan Crane ever saw of her. A long, in-depth exploration of the would-be Mistress of Fear and how she got to where she was when we met her, and why the Scarecrow really became obsessed with her in the first place.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,531 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Becky A., Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Harvey B.
Chrysalis reviews
Pamela Isley is going through some changes...
Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,237 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Poison Ivy, Killer Croc - Complete
Break In, Carry Out reviews
In which Selina Kyle is not good with subtlety and Bruce Wayne has lousy people skills. Sounds like your average night in Gotham City.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2014 - [Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman] - Complete
Just One Someone reviews
Lois Lane is having a crummy day. Lois/Clark
Batman/Superman Adventures - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Complete
Sweet Tooth reviews
Killer Croc is on the run from the cops. What else is new? Well, his getaway ride, for starters...
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Damian W./Robin, Killer Croc - Complete
Restoration reviews
It's an old saying: "True friends stab you in the front." Not that the Riddler and Penguin would know anything about that... Riddler/Penguin, almost, kinda, sorta, much like their friendship.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Oswald C./Penguin, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
And Everything Nice reviews
[Batman Forever] They weren't always Two-Face's henchgirls. Presenting the first meeting of those two luscious ladies of leather and lace, Sugar and Spice. It promises to be an...explosive friendship.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Complete
We Two Alone, Birds in a Cage reviews
Even highly skilled, arrogant little vigilantes with attitude problems were little children once. A brief sketch of Damian Wayne: very young, very angry, and very protective of his mother.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Damian W./Robin, Talia al Ghul, Ra's al Ghul - Complete
Pursuit reviews
Who says you need masks to play cat and flying mouse?
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Transference reviews
Long before she wears greasepaint and he puts on sackcloth, the lives of Harleen Quinzel and Jonathan Crane overlap at Gotham University. There, they play the roles of student and teacher...among other things.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,875 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - [Harley Quinn, Johnathan C./Scarecrow] - Complete
Reckless reviews
Every hero eventually meets his match. Batman's got Catwoman, Superman has Lois Lane and Hal "Highball" Jordan has...Roxy Rocket. Oh God.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Complete
The Mobius Strip reviews
The end comes. It is just as the beginning.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Solo reviews
Stephanie Brown stumbles into a case with few leads. With Tim off doing the Batman and Robin thing, she's running short on allies. Looks like she's going to have to solve this one on her own. Well...mostly.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,569 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Stephanie B., Poison Ivy, Selina K./Catwoman, Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
God Rest Ye Merry Gentle Crooks reviews
Batgirl, Killer Croc and some Christmas spirit, Gotham style.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Cassandra C., Killer Croc - Complete
The Razor's Edge reviews
Mr. Zsasz's darkest desires lead him away from Gotham, where he gets much more than he ever bargained for. As the old saying goes, "Be careful what you wish for..."
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Hot for Teacher reviews
Professor Jonathan Crane, finals week and a student with some very wrongheaded ideas about what "extra credit" means.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Harley Quinn - Complete
Loose Cars, Fast Women reviews
Roxy Rocket is loose on the streets of Keystone City. God help us all.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Complete
While the Iron is Hot reviews
Alone time in Arkham is scarce. Riddler/Scarecrow slash.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2012 - [Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler] - Complete
All Bad Girls Go to Arkham reviews
*CAT* Surely you didn't think that three intrepid henchgirls could avoid the long arm of the law forever, did you? Oh, you naive thing, you...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,586 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 10/30/2008 - OC
Puppy Love reviews
*CAT* Little girls sometimes have...odd whims.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Let Them Eat Cake reviews
*CAT* Edward Nygma is a man on a mission. A mission...for cake.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
The Masochism Tango reviews
Circumstance makes for strange bedfellows. It makes for even stranger dance partners.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Poison Ivy, Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Harley Quinn
Companionable Silence reviews
Roxy Rocket is a loudmouth. Her prison cellmate is...not. Oh well. At least opposites attract.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Complete
Til it's Gone reviews
Four times Harvey Dent remembered, and one time he didn't.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Two-Face - Complete
Last Respects reviews
The Joker mourns a friend. Wait a second. That doesn't sound right. He what?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2012 - The Joker, Oswald C./Penguin - Complete
Day in the Life reviews
Mercy Graves, on and off the clock.
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Complete
Ironies reviews
A discomfitting portrait of Mary Keeny, the woman who raised Jonathan Crane to be a monster. You know her. Stern. Unforgiving. Self-righteous. Abusive. But ultimately, human.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Before a Fall reviews
Once upon a time, Talia al Ghul made her father proud. It was not as he intended.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Talia al Ghul, Ra's al Ghul - Complete
Night, When the Veil is Thin reviews
For a man who makes his living terrifying people, Jonathan Crane does not mix well with Halloween.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Evening Primrose reviews
What do you get for the six hundred year old eco-terrorist who has everything? Talia al Ghul tries to find out and gets more than she bargained for.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Talia al Ghul, Killer Croc - Complete
Shark Bait reviews
Supervillains should never, ever get their hands on ancient evil texts. We should know this by now.
Crossover - Batman & Evil Dead/Army of Darkness - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Complete
And Your Little Dog, Too reviews
There are places even more far removed from Kansas than Oz. Gotham City, for example.
Crossover - Batman & Wizard of Oz - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Dorothy G. - Complete
Mythstaken Identity reviews
It's hard enough trying to take down Giganta without being interrupted by one of Batman's foes. Really, it is.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Meek reviews
Even in the life of bullied, downtrodden young Jonathan Crane, there is occasional respite.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Feat of Clay reviews
Harley Quinn: Accomplished psychiatrist, henchgirl extraordinaire...last minute babysitter? Well sure. Why not?
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Harley Quinn, Clayface - Complete
On the Mend reviews
Bane is very good at breaking things, but he is also very good at fixing them...in his way.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Bane - Complete
Blossoms and Bells reviews
Gotham harbors many secrets and urban legends. Robinson Park is home to one of them.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2012 - [Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn] - Complete
An Ahnvee reviews
An ahnvee: a Cajun-French expression meaning "a longing or hunger."
Batman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2012 - [Killer Croc, OC] - Complete
Nothing in Common reviews
A reformed supervillain and speed dating. I'm sure nothing will go wrong, right?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Complete
Making Friends reviews
When Harley discovers The Other Woman lurking in the Joker's past, she does something...unexpected.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Cassandra C., Harley Quinn - Complete
Ladies Night reviews
*CAT* Renee Montoya and a night to try and forget.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn - Complete
Buddies reviews
"Make new friends, but keep the old; Those are silver, these are gold." Now, if only Killer Moth had friends...
Batman - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Drury W./Killer Moth, Killer Croc - Complete
A Shoulder to Cry On reviews
The Scarecrow isn't exactly great at comforting a woman in need. Lucky for him, Harley doesn't seem to notice.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Harley Quinn, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
First reviews
Jonathan Crane's very first kiss went about as well as anyone could have expected. Scarecrow/OC.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, OC - Complete
Cause of Death: Bad Pun reviews
The Joker knows everyone's secrets.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/1/2012 - The Joker - Complete
The Incident reviews
There are some cases that Batman especially doesn't like to talk about.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Drury W./Killer Moth, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Jinxed reviews
On the cusp of what promises to be his greatest success, Harvey Dent gets a surprise. Harvey/Gilda.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Two-Face - Complete
Commiseration reviews
Batman is dead. Reactions to the news from the rogues gallery are not quite what you might expect. Riddler/Batman, if you squint.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Misdirection reviews
Just another night of Batman trying to keep Catwoman out of trouble, and out of other people's stuff.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Bitter Fruits reviews
Jonathan Crane doesn't have many happy childhood memories...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Matched Sets reviews
Two-Face has an affinity for things that come in twos, especially girls.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Two-Face - Complete
To the Flame reviews
Young women fall for criminals from afar all the time. Falling for Killer Moth? A little less common and a lot more dangerous. For him, that is.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Drury W./Killer Moth, OC - Complete
Strangers in the Night reviews
Jonathan Crane, Hugo Strange and absolutely no love in an elevator.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Liquid Gold
No man stands even a ghost of a chance at burgling the Penguin's liquor supply...unless he's actually a ghost.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Oswald C./Penguin - Complete
Fear, No Loathing
"There was every reason to believe I was heading for trouble, that I'd pushed my luck a bit far. I'd abused every rule Vegas lived by: burning the locals, abusing the tourists, terrifying the help." *Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas crossover*
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Greecey Spoon reviews
The customer is always right, even when he's Maxie Zeus.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Complete
The First Dance reviews
Before they became the evening news, they were people. Victor/Nora.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2012 - [Nora F., Mr. Freeze] - Complete
Chained Lukewarmth reviews
Escaping from the clutches of the authorities while handcuffed to Edward Nygma wasn't quite was Jonathan Crane had in mind...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Challenge reviews
A meeting of the minds? Hardly.
Crossover - Batman & Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Good Samaritan reviews
In Gotham, sometimes help comes from the most unlikely of sources...
Batman - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Killer Croc - Complete
Flip reviews
Harvey Dent is not the best of roommates, as Jonathan Crane can easily attest.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Two-Face - Complete
Fork in the Road reviews
*CAT* Choices are the hinges upon which destiny hangs, or so says a noted Greek philosopher. Wonder what Mr. Mxyzptlk has to say on the matter?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,157 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow
Waking reviews
Rodney McKay is not an easy man to live with, but...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Rodney M., Laura C. - Complete
And Neither Am I reviews
McKay tries to convince himself that he's not falling for Cadman, and fails just as miserably. *Companion to "I'm Not!"* REVISED!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,420 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Rodney M., Laura C. - Complete
I'm Not! reviews
Cadman tries to convince herself that she's not falling for McKay...and fails miserably. McKadman. Winner of two Isis Awards. REVISED!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,429 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 6/12/2006 - [Rodney M., Laura C.] - Complete
Grudge reviews
*CAT* "In ceremonies of the horsemen, even the pawn must hold a grudge."
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,841 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler
Daddy's Girls reviews
Young women are disappearing all over Gotham. Barbara Gordon is about to find out where they're going...whether she wants to or not.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Barbara G.
To Sir, With Scorn reviews
A brief snapshot: A stubborn student, her stubborn teacher, and the bruises they inflict on each other.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Season Of The Witch reviews
*CAT* Never anger a hoodoo woman. Not even if you're the Scarecrow. *REVISED*
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Girls on Film reviews
*CAT* She caught the Katy and left me a mule to ride.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Planes, Trains and Automobiles reviews
*CAT* What's a typical day out and about with three henchgirls like? Well...
Crossover - Batman & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,785 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, John S./Green Lantern - Complete
Bookends reviews
No matter how hard he tries, Jonathan Crane just can't seem to alienate everyone.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Edward N./The Riddler, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
I Won't Dance, Don't Ask Me reviews
*CAT* If I had a dollar for every time I got chased across Wayne Manor's grounds in a ballgown...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Richard G./Nightwing
Nine Lives reviews
*CAT* There are worse ways to pass thirty-six hours in Gotham City, right? Right? Come on, there’ve gotta be…
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,514 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Selina K./Catwoman, Harvey B.
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Atlantic City reviews
No good deed goes unpunished. Not even the ones you don't actually go through with.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, Bruce W./Batman, OC - Complete
Fille de Joie reviews
Everyone in Gotham has a story. Yes, even you. *REVISED*
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Complete
Mi Familia reviews
*CAT* It's funny how something as innocent as Dean Martin could lead to...this.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow
Someone Noticed reviews
When the expedition to Atlantis began, several of the world's greatest minds were taken along for the ride. You're telling me that no one on Earth noticed their absence? I'd like to think as a species we're slightly more observant than that. SGA/Lone Gunmen
Crossover - Lone Gunmen & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 45,060 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 7/5/2006
Unhappily Ever After reviews
[CAT] Holonovels. Sounds like a good idea, doesn't it? Um...yeah, NOT.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,809 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, OC - Complete
Chance reviews
So is this murder or suicide?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Two-Face, Bruce W./Batman, Poison Ivy
Gemini reviews
Funny how these things work out, ain't it, Detective?
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Harvey B.
Beginnings reviews
No one knew what happened to Harley Quinn after the Joker was killed...until now, that is. *revised*
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,956 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Harley Q., Bruce W., Barbara G., Pamela I. - Complete
Columbine reviews
When Harley disappears, she leaves space at the Joker's right hand that's just begging to be filled by a young, pretty, capable woman...the only problem is, Harley's not quite ready to give up her post. *revised*
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,059 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 6/14/2007 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Meow Mix reviews
*CAT* Places to avoid in Gotham: Dark alleys. Dark alleys. Dark alleys. Research laboratories...wait, what? *REVISED*
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Riddle Me This reviews
*CAT* And THIS is why telephones and the answering thereof is bad. *REVISED*
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Play it Again, Sam reviews
*CAT* This looks like the start of a beautiful friendship, doesn't it?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
Hungarian Rhapsody reviews
CAT Nothing in Gotham ever turns out normal. Not even an innocent little thing like a horror film festival.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Somebody Snitched On Me reviews
*CAT* I broke my pipe on Nightwing's head, somebody snitched on me...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Of the Essence reviews
William Faulkner once said "Time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels; only when the clock stops does time come to life." The Clock King learns this lesson the hard way, thanks to a twist of fate and a watchmaker's granddaughter.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,745 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Complete
Baby's First Heist reviews
*CAT* And here's her birth certificate. A picture of her favorite toy, her baby shoes and, of course, her first security camera footage...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Sack Cloth And Chicken Soup reviews
Because someone out there needs to be feeding Jonathan Crane...*Revised*
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,143 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 12/19/2006 - [Johnathan C./Scarecrow, OC] - Complete
Dirty Laundry reviews
*CAT* Some secrets should be paraded in public. Some should just stay...in your pants.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Karma reviews
You know, that waiter at Jack Rabbit Slim's...he looked awfully familiar....almost eerily so.
Reservoir Dogs - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning reviews
*CAT* The past and present wilt--I have fill'd them, emptied them. And proceed to fill my next fold of the future.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
The Scare reviews
*CAT* Believe it or not, there are things far scarier than waking the Scarecrow at four in the morning.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Spectre reviews
*The Cask of Amontillado* Even gruesome happy endings don't get to last for Montesor.
Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Turnabout Intruder reviews
[CAT] The worst sort of intruder is the one you willingly allow inside. Oh, and the one that busts down the front door...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,304 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Richard G./Nightwing, Johnathan C./Scarecrow, OC, The Joker - Complete
Phantom Wise reviews
The best laid plans of dormice and Hatters may often go astray.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Mad Hatter, Alice P. - Complete
Aftermath reviews
Fiona needs him to be a Kleenex? Then by God, he'll be a Kleenex. He'll be the best damn Kleenex there ever was.
Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Fiona G., Sam A. - Complete
Social Butterfly With Fangs reviews
Jervis put the kettle on, kettle on, kettle on, Jervis, do put the kettle on, Jonathan Crane needs tea.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Rainy Day Sun
*ArchEnemies* It's raining, it's pouring, the hero's got pneumonia. Just another day in the life for Vincent Darko and Ethan Baxter.
Misc. Comics - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
Paper Hearts reviews
Decades after the heyday of villainy and still, there's no such thing as happily ever after.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
General For Free reviews
It appears Samantha Carter will never learn her lesson when it comes to formal occasions and the problems that are found therein. Sequel to Astrophysicist For Rent
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,414 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2007 - S. Carter - Complete
The Plot Bunnies Strike Back: The Angora Strain reviews
They're back. They're pissed off. They're Plot Bunnies and they still won't be denied!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 25,946 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Rodney M.
Big Red and the Big Bad reviews
There's a very good reason why Spike dislikes Prague...because things like THIS keep happening there.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Spike, Hellboy - Complete
Don't Make Me Axe You Again reviews
*CAT* There are certain people you shouldn't upset. People with axes are up there on the top of the list.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
The Abandoned reviews
[Spin off from end of season 3] Atlantis has been uprooted and moved, throwing everything into turmoil for its inhabitants, but they aren't the only ones affected. Two teams off world missed their check in and have dialed home to find...there's no answer.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,146 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007
Kiss and Tell reviews
*CAT* There are some things that you just don't blurt out.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Heartburn reviews
*CAT* This was the sort of thing that an antacid just wouldn't cure. Dammit.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Sugar Shock reviews
*CAT* Reason number 145 why you never go into a henchgirl's room without supervision...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea reviews
[CAT] The boy said My name's Johnny and it might be a sin, but I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret, 'cause I'm the best there's ever been. Wait...since when are we in Georgia?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Kitten's First Word reviews
[CAT] Irony, irony, it's her favorite word.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
The Ride reviews
[CAT] Never talk to strangers. More importantly, never get into their car.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
I Get a Kick Out of You reviews
[CAT] They say curiosity killed the cat. For Jonathan Crane, it's more of an embarassing inconvenience.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Hail to the King, Baby reviews
[CAT] What happens in Atlantic City comes back to bite you in Vegas.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Friend reviews
Gather round, children...once upon a time, Joxer got drunk enough to gather the nerve to tell Gabrielle he loved her...and it all went wrong.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Joxer, Gabrielle - Complete
Epitaph reviews
[Season Six] When flesh is gone and even the bones have turned to dust, all we leave are simple slabs of stone with parting words etched on them...but those words aren't always accurate.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Buffy S. - Complete
Creeping Craving reviews
[Tag for Spellbound] Raven knows she should fight it...that book has brought nothing but trouble since the moment she started reading it...but somehow, she still finds herself drawn.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Raven, Malchior - Complete
Chasing Bliss reviews
[Spuffy: Season Six] It isn't right, it isn't real but it's there, and that's what counts.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Of Debts and Debt Collections reviews
[CAT] Today is the worst day of the rest of your life...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Two-Face, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Early Retirement reviews
[CAT] Everybody gets old. Not everybody stays that way.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
From The Files Of The Plot Bunny Busters reviews
The Anti Plot Bunny Agents are off on their first missions through the fandoms. A companion to the parody piece 'When Plot Bunnies Attack'
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 43 - Words: 60,451 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Complete
Power Trip reviews
Never ever, ever let Beast Boy pick what game to play when you're bored. It'll end badly. Especially for him.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
My Bloody Valentine reviews
[Post NFA] And sometimes, they almost cross paths...but only almost.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Making Up For Lost Time reviews
[CAT] It's only funny until your henchgirls poke each other in the eye. Then it's called sweet, sweet revenge.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Rubbing Off reviews
[CAT] You know what they say about bad influences spoiling useful habits...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Car Trouble reviews
[CAT] In which an old friend dies and a new one is brought into the fold. No, it's not what you think.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Danger: Satedan at Play reviews
Just whose bright idea was it to introduce the runner to video games, anyways? Why, Colonel Sheppard's, of course.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2007 - John S., Ronon D. - Complete
The Duh Factor reviews
Rodney really needs to learn to follow the instructions...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/26/2007 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Midnight Confessional reviews
[CAT] Funeral homes, laundromats and now, churches. Is there nowhere safe in Gotham anymore?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Hurty McHurtHurt reviews
[CAT] A heist. Some hurting. Some begging for mercy. Some hurting of he who hurt the master, and a movie!
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Masque reviews
[CAT] In which Bruce Wayne throws a ball and Julius Caesar has a nice friendly chat with a peacock under a banquet table.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Sui Caedere reviews
By definition, martyrs die and their greatest loves are left behind. These are always left with questions, questions that are never simple, and answers that are harder still. [Post The Gift]
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Dawn S., Spike - Complete
Stormy Weather reviews
Rain drops! Drizzle drops! Why can't we all just get along?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
To Trade Quips With a Q reviews
In which there is no fourth wall between universes and Rodney McKay meets his match. [Star Trek crossover. Sorta.]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Rodney M. - Complete
There's Got to Be a Morning After reviews
Bed, check. Pillow, check. Astrophysicist in bed on pillow, check and check. Blonde marine...blonde marine? BLONDE MARINE?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Rodney M., Laura C. - Complete
Obsession reviews
When Rodney gets in over his head with a female, he really gets in over his head.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Rodney M. - Complete
No More Coffee reviews
There are few things that could be as much of a shock to the system as caffeine deprivation, especially for Rodney McKay. Yet, Elizabeth Weir seems to have found something that fits the bill.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Elizabeth W., Rodney M. - Complete
Mistletoe Can Be Deadly If You Eat It reviews
Holidays are always hard. Rodney McKay just seems to delight in making them harder. Luckily, another staff member can match him, blow for verbal blow...and then some. [McWinter]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Rodney M. - Complete
Deception of the Leathery Kind reviews
There are worse ways to get off a hostile planet. There must be.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Teyla E., Rodney M. - Complete
Girlish Giggling and Goosing reviews
Never take the funny colored liquid from the natives. Have we learned nothing?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Teyla E., Rodney M. - Complete
Beware of Money Back Guarantees reviews
Snakeoil salesmen are still around, except now they're selling...instant tanning lotion?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Hop With the Geek Set reviews
There is nothing quite so exasperating as trying to explain the finer points of comic books to an alien.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Rodney M., Teyla E. - Complete
Malice Domestic reviews
[CAT] Love and marriage, love and marriage, go together like...peanut butter and saur kraut.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Return To 1428 reviews
After all these years, it's time to get some closure...and revenge...revenge would be good too. Sequel To 'The 1428 Diaries'
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,157 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete
War Games reviews
[CAT] Of course you realize, this means war...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, OC - Complete
Payback reviews
[CAT] Revenge is a dish best served when the victim is least expecting it...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Short Circuit reviews
[CAT]There's a good reason why nobody ever hugs Mister Freeze.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Tourist Trap reviews
[CAT] And why is it that Gotham has so many tourists again?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Uncle Squishy's Sunshine Hour reviews
[CAT] Sometimes he wondered how these things happened. Other times, he just contemplated the demise of those at fault.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, OC - Complete
A Sense Of Propriety reviews
[CAT] There may be no such thing as honor among rogues, or common decency, but there is common courtesy. Usually. Sometimes...okay, occasionally.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Oswald C./Penguin - Complete
Remembrances reviews
Willow wants nothing more than to forget...but she can't. Neither can Spike. At least, not without her help. The only trouble is, he doesn't want her help.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Willow R., Spike - Complete
Quantum Similarities reviews
They say that if you put two people on opposite sides of the world and they share enough similarities, they will find each other, despite the odds. Carson is about to find out that this rule applies not only to planet Earth, but to the universe at large.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Carson B. - Complete
Ace Of Spades reviews
[CAT] In which there is a chase, Batman gets beaned, and the Scarecrow finally gets the last laugh.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Retribution!: Revisited reviews
Everyone's favorite borderline homicidal physicist is back and ready for action. A sequel to the tale 'Retribution'
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 16,282 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Crossword Compulsions And Coffee Conundrums reviews
Ever wondered how you could possibly find yourself indebted to the Riddler? It's easier than you might think...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Edward N./The Riddler, OC - Complete
Don't Try This At Home reviews
We're NOT what you would call experts.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - John S., Ronon D. - Complete
A Man's Blanket Is His Fort reviews
Rodney McKay is a man on a mission and he will not be defeated! Mostly. Probably. Perhaps. Well, he didn't want the stupid thing back anyway!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Rodney M. - Complete
Visions Of Philosophy As Seen Through A Lava Lamp reviews
Sometimes you don't need complex, mind bending explanations and big words to make things clear. Sometimes, you just need...a lava lamp.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Rodney M., Teyla E. - Complete
Atlantistastic! reviews
In the tradition of Snarktastic, I come bearing Atlantis themed one shots and drabbles. Every genre, every pairing, every character. Request it and I'll write it!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007
Pretend reviews
It's nothing more than a play of shadows. A lie painted in dark and light of his own creation...better than the truth and kinder than reality, but still all just pretend. [Post The Gift]
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Sing Sweet Nightingale reviews
There's a reason why Oswald Cobblepot stopped frequenting the opera...
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2007 - O. Cobblepot/Penguin - Complete
Astrophysicist For Rent reviews
Samantha Carter and the words 'Formal Occasion' don't belong in the same sentence. Why? Because disaster is never far behind. [Sequel to Colonel For Sale]
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,707 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - S. Carter - Complete
Caught In The Draft reviews
[CAT] How do you avoid an unwanted stint in the military? The Scarecrow is about to find out one of the most unorthodox methods.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Off Limits reviews
[Burn Notice] There are just some lines that you don't cross.
Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
Stars And Spangles reviews
[CAT] Paying attention to what day it is can be very important...especially if there's explosives traditionally deployed on said day.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Defamation Of Character reviews
[CAT] I will not print lies about Gotham's villains. I will not print lies about Gotham's villains. I will not print...well, okay, maybe just this once...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007 - The Joker, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Complimentary reviews
You don't know what you've got till it's gone, ain't that how the sayin' goes?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Spike, Dawn S. - Complete
Beware Those You Offend reviews
Someone wants to assassinate Rodney McKay...and it looks like they might succeed.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Rodney M. - Complete
Domesticity reviews
[CAT] Dirty clothes. Fabric softener. Detergent. Stalkers. Now everyone sing along. One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Hitch reviews
[CAT] Never before had he relied on the kindness of strangers...and after today? Never, ever again.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Eye Of The Beholder reviews
It's all a matter of perspective, isn't it?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Smash Success reviews
[CAT] Certain things should never see the light of day. A henchgirl's uncensored thoughts on Earth's heroes and villains is just...one of those things.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Pessimists Are Rarely Disappointed reviews
Not every hero in Paragon wants to be one, you know. Do the words victim of circumstance ring any bells?
City of Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
Vacation Slides: Culture Shock reviews
[CAT] Never ask a villain, "What did you do with your vacation?"
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, OC - Complete
The Unemployment Scam reviews
*CAT* What are three out of work henchgirls supposed to do to support themselves now that the world thinks they're dead and gone?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete
The Return reviews
[Warning: Old fic] When Morris Fletcher approaches an old ally of the Gunmen to inform her that they're still alive, her entire universe is turned on its head.
Lone Gunmen - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2007
Year Of The Snake reviews
[CAT] In all fairness, it might have been more fitting if they'd returned in the year of the tiger...but beggars can't be choosers, you know.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, OC - Complete
I'm Thankful For reviews
*CAT* One man's felony is another man's heartfelt gift.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Moonlit Melody reviews
Music can bring two virtual strangers all that much closer together.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Rodney M., Teyla E. - Complete
But For The Sake Of Amontillado reviews
A fool and his life are soon parted, as Fortunato is unfortunate enough to discover.
Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
Bury Me Deep reviews
*CAT* Jonathan Crane had never been very fond of mortuaries and this experience would do little to change his opinion.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
If reviews
Of all the questions in the world, Laura Cadman's least favorite is 'What if'
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Laura C., Carson B. - Complete
Quid Pro Quo reviews
Getting mad might be good, but getting even is better.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Rodney M., Laura C. - Complete
Luck Of The Irish reviews
*CAT* It certainly wasn't the worst plan they'd ever devised, but it came awfully close...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
Shattered Light reviews
Better to have loved and lost...at least, that's what they say...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Rodney M., Teyla E. - Complete
A Mathematical Impossibility reviews
Impossible? In the Pegasus Galaxy? What's that?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2007 - John S., Elizabeth W. - Complete
Snarktastic reviews
A series of McKay centric drabbles and one shots. Every pairing, every genre, request it and I'll write it!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
After The Fact reviews
Ash looks back on his adventures from the safest vantage point humanly possible...or is it?
Evil Dead/Army of Darkness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,711 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Complete
Bad Moon Rising reviews
There is a maddening itch beneath her skin and Teyla just can't reach it. It is the sign of great and terrible changes on the horizon.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,944 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Teyla E. - Complete
Charity Begins At Home reviews
*CAT* He'd die before he'd take charity...well, he'd go hungry for a bit, at least.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Make Out Point reviews
*CAT* You ever wonder how those horrible 'Lunatic at Make Out Point' urban legends are born? Well, you're about to find out...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
The Two Snarkers reviews
McKay's had it up to here and he's not going to take it anymore!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Rodney M. - Complete
Shoo Flu, Don't Bother Me reviews
*CAT* The Batman has yet to thwart him, he survived the washing machine of doom, but can a nasty case of the flu finally be the Riddler's undoing?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
The Meaning of Lurve reviews
*CAT* How a routine robbery turned into this...this whatever it was, Jonathan Crane would never know.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
A Minion's Memoirs reviews
[CAT] It's amazing the things one finds in shoeboxes under a henchgirl's bed...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,517 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Fellowship Of Physicists reviews
Darn it all! Who knew Rodney McKay was so hard to shop for? [McWinter Friendship]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Rodney M. - Complete
Wishy Washy reviews
[CAT] In which the Riddler gains a strange new phobia and learns that some things are just not meant to be used as hiding places.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Edward N./The Riddler, OC - Complete
Moose Tracks And Thankful Men reviews
*CAT* There's a reason why most villains have henchmen and not henchgirls...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Black And Blue reviews
*CAT* He really needed to stop taking dark alleys as short cuts...it always ended badly, and this would be no exception.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Measure Of Madness reviews
What exactly seperates us from 'them' anyways? Hm?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2007 - The Joker - Complete
Headstones Of Henchgirls reviews
*CAT* He was only there to make certain they were really dead...God, he hoped they were dead.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
In Words There Is Power reviews
[The Obsolete Man] Flimsy words strung together to illustrate feeling are easily discarded by the state, but are a breath of life to the oppressed. How did an obsolete man become the voice of the silent and prove to be the undoing of an entire government?
Twilight Zone - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Darkness On My Back reviews
John Sheppard is not a man given to mourning. His emotions manifest themselves in other ways.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/27/2006 - John S. - Complete
Pleased reviews
Willow reflects on a certain encounter that took place during 'The Initiative'.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Willow R., Spike - Complete
Never Knew reviews
It's always the ones we never think we needed that we miss the most.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Elizabeth W., Radek Z. - Complete
Mercy And Loyalty reviews
There is one thing that Lex Luthor values more than anything else, one trait he holds in a higher regard than any of the others. And it's something that no one has ever given him truly...until her.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Lex L. - Complete
The Night Smallville Exploded reviews
Because I've had it up to here with the writers rewriting canon...
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Complete
Of Head Injuries And Hobbits reviews
Sometimes relationships are forged in the most unusual of circumstances under the strangest conditions. McKayOC.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Mind Of The Madman reviews
Even though the cops have caught him, he knows they'll never get him. Not really.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
The 1428 Diaries reviews
The house of 1428 has many secrets. A shoebox that contains a forgotten diary hidden under one of the floorboards in the attic is only one of them. Follow a regular girl's slow descent into madness courtesy of Fred Krueger. Now complete with happy ending!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,122 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Complete
Now Is The Winter Of Our Discontent reviews
An ice age has descended upon Gotham City, leaving the two most unlikely people in the world to huddle together for warmth...and hating every second of it.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2006 - The Joker, Poison Ivy - Complete
Benevolence reviews
Someone created the Wraith, but it wasn't the Ancients.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Complete
Girls Poker Night: Lydia's Story reviews
Lydia Winter has returned to Atlantis after a six month stay on Earth and that can only mean one thing: Girl's Night.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
You're The One reviews
There are many aspects of the city of Atlantis that no one knows about and Rodney's just stumbled upon one of them.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
When Plot Bunnies Attack reviews
They're the harbingers of doom. They multiply like tribbles. They care not for canon information. They're plot bunnies and they will not be denied! THE SAGA IS NOW COMPLETE!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 70 - Words: 116,338 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
An RST Christmas reviews
[Clerks] Dante always seems to be the one who gets the interesting customers...until tonight, that is...
Kevin Smith - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
Cut And Run reviews
Pink's a scumbag, but then again, he never said he wasn't...
Reservoir Dogs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Complete
Gone Wrong reviews
She had to wonder to herself how so much had gone so wrong so fast.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Complete
Only A Needle reviews
It's only a needle, but it will change her forever.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Complete
Sanity In A Box reviews
Sometimes it's the little things that keep us sane...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Radek Z. - Complete
Cyrano reviews
He always brought her flowers, where he got them from, Teyla didn't know...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Rodney M., Teyla E. - Complete
Keys reviews
One hundred word drabble response to the When Plot Bunnies Attack forum 100 themes challenge 'Keys'.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Night Of The Snarky reviews
His eyelids are drooping, his jaw is slack...it's just another night of burning the midnight oil for Rodney McKay...or is it?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Colonel For Sale reviews
A charity event goes horribly wrong for Sam...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,360 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 10/10/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
Too Easily Impressed reviews
It's time for a Halloween movie marathon on Atlantis but Sheppard's selections leave a lot to be desired...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Something The Ancients Did Not Intend reviews
I can't believe you did that!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
The Thrill Of The Kill reviews
It is rapture to stalk his prey. Thrill, elation and ecstacy wrapped in one.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
A Stroke Of Genius reviews
In which Rodney shows Sheppard just how smart he really is.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
All Hallow's Eve reviews
It's Halloween on Atlantis. Time to break those costumes out of the mothballs.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part reviews
[Batman] 'I've recently had a tragedy in my life...Alicia threw herself out a window.' Yes she did...but why?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Complete
To Rodney, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar reviews
A debate between Sheppard and McKay over who made the best Catwoman yields an unexpected response from a fellow expedition member.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Rodney M., Laura C. - Complete
Superstitious reviews
Because Sheppard's favorite day comes but once a year...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
A Question For The Ages reviews
Two women debate a question that has plauged womankind for decades, and Rodney eavesdrops.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Alone reviews
He can feel the end coming...Warning, angsty death!fic
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Prince Charming Was One Sick Puppy reviews
A short conversation between McKay and Sheppard, in which the sanity of Prince Charming comes into question.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
First Name Basis reviews
Two staff members have been calling each other by their last names for long enough...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Carson B., Laura C. - Complete
Conventional Thinking reviews
Something big is going down in the Nevada desert and McKay is going to miss it...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Retribution! reviews
Doctor McKay has finally pushed one of his fellow crewmen over the edge. You all knew it would happen sooner or later.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Babysitting Is Not For The Faint Of Heart reviews
Apparently, it's not for Rodney McKay either.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Something Citrus This Way Comes reviews
Rodney's in the infirmary after a run in with some rogue citrus, who, oh who is at fault?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Rodney M., Laura C. - Complete
The Official Anti Plot Bunny Agency Handbook reviews
You wanted it, you're getting it! The Official Patented Anti Plot Bunny Agency Handbook. Written as a companion to the parody and stupidity that is 'When Plot Bunnies Attack'.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006
Like Father, Like Daughter reviews
So different, yet somehow the same.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Laura C., Rodney M. - Complete
Comparing Close Shaves reviews
In which two of our favorite over whumped doctors compare injury reports.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Who Killed Kavanaugh? reviews
Who dunnit? Sheppard? McKay? Zelenka?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
Rooks And Knights And Bishops, Oh My! reviews
Not everything in chess is always black and white.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/29/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
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