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Author has written 3 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean. Like: - Coldplay/ Our Lady Peace/ Green Day/ Clay Aiken/ Pink Floyd - Butterfly Effect/ Donnie Darko/ Pirates of the Caribbean/ Star Wars - Keira Knightley/ Danzel Washington - South Park/ Scrubs/ Lost/ 4400/ Battlestar Galactica - Zack Braff/ Bart Simpson - Dan Brown/ Steven Speilberg - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow/ William Blake/ Henry DavidThoreau - Double Entendre Dislike: - Mandy-Britney-Jessica-Pseudo Kindred-Lavigne/ Backstreeting-Sync - Milking the cow and by cow I mean REALITY TV - JackElizabeth illusionists / OOC - Stupid people - Paris-Silicon-Hitlon - Convention "To see a World in a Grain of Sand" |
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Worthy of His Steel by Honorat reviews
New Chapter! Jack meet Will. Will meet Jack. Quick! Separate them before somebody gets killed! More of the epic of the blacksmith and the pirate. More movie novelization and missing scenes. We have rejoined our regularly scheduled program.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,857 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 9/24/2005
The Happy Medium by SwordSwallower17 reviews
Rebellious princesses, sexy pirate lasses and beautiful servant-girls wreak havoc in the Caribbean. Jack Sparrow and Will Turner are hopelessly entranced. The streets run red with sparkly blood. Enter two characters who are destined to fix it all.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,640 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
A Life with Love Endures by InnerSmile reviews
[COMPLETE]The Third in my series. Will and Liz are finally settled with a new member to the family. What perilous happenings insue? [CHATPER 24 UP]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,716 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Elizabeth S., Will T. - Complete
The Darkest Hour by theredwagon reviews
Will's past threatens his future. Can Jack stop what fate has set in motion? UPDATED 03 25 07 Part II Chapter 8
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,614 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 10/16/2003
Cat Scratch Fever by Mikki13 reviews
When Cameron returns to the hospital after a two year absence, House is forced to face some long hidden truths.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,227 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 8/10/2006 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
Ambiguous Allegiance by williz reviews
AU A lone man was found one stormy night, washed up on the Port Royal shore behind Governor Weatherby Swann’s manor. The appearance of a pirate captain will change the lives of all citizens of Port Royal, especially the lonely stranger.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,830 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Complete
The Great, Great Trouble by Blacklabel reviews
Knowledge is power and power is trouble and trouble always finds Captain Jack Sparrow : CotBPverse, new chapter 12 JULY
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 197,044 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 1/17/2004
The Curse of the White Sword by Jocelyn reviews
Will and Elizabeth's wedding plans are thrown off by a new curse on the Caribbean. Jack Sparrow and the the Black Pearl run into old friends, famous pirates, a mysterious sword, and battle the sea itself! Just in time for the movie come out: COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,456 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Complete
The Weight of Water by virgo79 reviews
Regret is heavy. Bill Turner, with nothing left to lose. Or so he thinks, but he's been out of touch for a while. Bottom of the ocean and all. (Post-movie)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,132 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/18/2006 - Published: 8/10/2004
The Battle of Will by ginef reviews
Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann discovered uncharted territory in the months before their wedding.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,265 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Complete
Plums of the Caribbean 2 by MsBrooklyn reviews
Sequel to "Plums of the Caribbean." Continuing the crossover between PotC and Janet Evanovich's New Jersey bounty hunter, Stephanie Plum.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,193 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Complete
The Wrath of Tláloc by Jack E reviews
Memory is the only way home. PostCotBP AU.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 136,272 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Pirates of the Caribbean: The African Star by ErinRua reviews
An unscrupulous slave ship captain, a royal gem, and a perilous hunt that will span sea and storm Jack and Will embark on adventure once more. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 108,701 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
At Least Once More by Mandi-Solo reviews
A day just like any other. But this day was going to be special. Will was finally going to propose to Elizabeth, and he even brought back Jack Sparrow to celebrate the wedding! But there’s only one thing wrong with Will’s plan: there was no blushing bride
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,893 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/19/2005 - Published: 4/8/2005
Pirates of the Caribbean: Ring of the Faithless by Romani Cat reviews
Will and Elizabeth are finally married, but as with everything else in the Caribbean, nothing goes without a few, er... hitches? )
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,124 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/11/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005
Rash Decisions by mossley reviews
Ch. 5 of 5. After treating a man with a mysterious aliment, Cameron becomes a patient herself, prompting House to reevaluate his actions.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,417 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/29/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Complete
A Pirate's Life and Death by Ecri reviews
Part 21! COMPLETE! The Final Battle for Will Turner. Who will live? Who will die?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 116,685 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/3/2005 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
His Majesty's Pearl by Miran Anders reviews
COMPLETE. A request by Governer Swann leads to new adventure. Second in the LEGACY series.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,675 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/15/2004 - Published: 2/25/2004 - Complete
Dark Waltz by OceanGirl28 reviews
Elizabeth Swann’s life is a never-ending waltz from man to man, deceiving each and every one into thinking she loves them... but there is only one man Elizabeth longs to dance with, and that man is out of her reach. WE shipping (full summary inside!)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,036 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/18/2004 - Published: 8/5/2004
Revelations by mnemosyne23 reviews
Guinevere and Lancelot finally confront each other the night before Badon Hill, and debate the meaning of freedom, loyalty, love, and each to the other. Movieverse canon. LancelotGuinevere
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,090 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2004
Firecracker by Dala1 reviews
Will entertains some visitors the night before his wedding. (WillElizabeth)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2004
Everloving by Lady Lorax reviews
Slash. Sparrington. Willabeth. the Moonthe Sea the Land the Ship... Moonlight shows them for what they really are...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2004
The Spittin' Image by Mojave Dragonfly reviews
The Black Pearl is raiding cruelly all over the Spanish Main. Is it Will's fault for having helped Jack escape? Elizabeth and Will try to unravel the mystery while Norrington hunts the pirates.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,726 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Complete
Hangman's Alliance by PirateBlacksmith reviews
Pirate and commodore must team up to find out who's targeting those who are close to Elizabeth. Concluded.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,846 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 1/6/2004
Harry & the Pirate I by geekmama reviews
Jack gets far more adventure than he bargained for when he sets out with Elizabeth and Will to save the Governor's sister, the fascinating Dowager Duchess of Wyndham, from Worse Than Death!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,397 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/19/2004 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Complete
An Eye for a Bargain by Nimue reviews
Sparrow has been captured by bounty hunters, who are of orders to turn him over to the British Navy in exchange for immunity. While imprisoned, the Captain vows his revenge. J/OC W/E
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,668 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 7/15/2003
Passage to St Kitts by Katherine Dark reviews
Will and Elizabeth take ship on the Black Pearl headed for St. Kitts. However, their voyage is interrupted when Captain Sparrow and the Pearl rescues the survivors of the HMS Defender, which has been sunk by a Spanish vessel.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,918 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2003 - Published: 11/7/2003
Willow by Aelan Greenleaf reviews
Will Turner has not seen his wife Elizabeth in ten years, not since they separated. Now, he is summoned by her father to partake in a quest to find something very precious to him... Elizabeth, and her daughter, Willow... THE LAST CHAPTER!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,896 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/16/2003 - Published: 7/15/2003
Turner & Pan by Rae Roberts reviews
Two great Disney movies that go great together. Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann have the adventure of their lives in Neverland. Complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,514 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 9/14/2003 - Published: 9/2/2003 - Complete
A Taste of Misery by EstelWolfe reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow returns to Port Royal, destined for the gallows for a crime that he honestly didn't commit.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,714 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/4/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: A Tale of Two by SowenElf reviews
COMPLETE:: Will and Elizabeth finally get married, but they find out that things don't always go as planned. First in the Turner Series.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,156 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/21/2003 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Complete
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The Muse reviews
Drabbles and OneShots. Challenges welcomed. Mostly WillElizabeth. Will do other characters individually. Jan 19, 2006: Once More...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005
To Whom It May Concern reviews
Synopsis: Open letters by Elizabeth, Will, Jack, etc. to well, you! That is, if it concerns you. Time permitting, I intend to post one from each of the characters with their complaints.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 12/11/2005
Begun by Blood reviews
WIP This fiction as you may have noticed is inspired by Barbossa's bloodritual line.Elizabeth is having strange dreams suspecting Will of odd behaviour. Meanwhile, back on the Black Pearl, something strange has happened...full summary inside.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/9/2005 - Published: 11/26/2005