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Joined 10-30-05, id: 922366, Profile Updated: 02-08-09
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, and Eyeshield 21.

Name: Mari~

Nationality: Dutch

Age: Old, old, old

Occupation: Employee at a debtcollecting agency (irony is ironic)

Likes: Arpee, my cat, Agon X everyone and his dog, Eyeshield21, Agon X Hiruma (oh yes~), not Naruto anymore (can't be bothered with Naruto), drawing, abusing 'C:'-smileys and pr0n

Dislikes: your mom :


-Shzz coming up-

Ehm, it's not like the Naruto stuff will be updated or something.

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Blood in Suna by biyatch reviews
Roles played where destinies mattered and hearts are set aside. A heiress trying to fullfill her duty, a man trying to keep a promise and a leader trying to define his self. nejiXhinataXgaara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,140 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Hinata H., Gaara
Do Over by KitsuneFun reviews
When you loose something important, is it better to try to find it again? Or survive with what you already have? AU, pairings GaaNaru and SasuNaru, MM Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,582 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Naruto U., Gaara
A Season of Malcontent by katsuyo reviews
[multichapter]Kankuro is in town on a mission and rubs Ino the wrong way from the beginning. It's okay though because the puppeteer doesn't mind a challenge! Will Kankuro get Ino or just a kunai in the back courtesy of the blonde shedevil?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,332 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Kankuro, Ino Y.
Fire and Sand by Ayien reviews
100 drabbles on the GaaraNaruto relationship, done for fanfic100.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 16,937 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Say My Name by papercut ai reviews
Kiba has just been released from the medical center when he comes upon Kankuro...takes place after the sound mission in which the sand sibs help konoha...kankuro wants a repayment for his trouble...kankuroxkiba.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Dark Diary by Corvin reviews
NejiGaaAU A diary style story, written from Gaara's point of viewGaara is a quiet boy just entering highschool, he finds himself at the bottom rung of the social class andthe brunt of severe bullying
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 101,525 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
No Laws to Love by Ame no Megami reviews
Hyuuga Hinata: wealthy, mannered, and smart. Voluntarily, she chooses to tutor a class at a local highschool. Sabaku Gaara: sarcastic, disinterested, and violent. For him and his friends to stay in their activity, they have to pass their physics class.[CO
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,980 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 9/3/2004 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Ready For Commitment? by VioletFauxpa reviews
KibaKankuro. Akamaru started it, Kankuro acted on it, and Kiba intends to see it through. But, who said anything about commitment?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,201 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Kiba I., Kankuro
When all is lost you are found by DaUglyChibi reviews
Slowly Gaara begins to realize his feelings, and it makes him uneasy. What will Gaara do, follow his heart or deny his feelings and go on as he always has? Switching POVs. Yaoi Lee x Gaara. Written in First person.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,680 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Lovely Figurine by MoyE reviews
Flowers do not belong in the desert. And the desert did not belong in the forest. But they belonged to each other. A story about Kankuro and Sakura. A story about their love. Kankuro x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Sakura H., Kankuro - Complete
Playing with Commitments by Little Falcon reviews
GaaSaku... They never thought playing with commitments was this... serious. The end of my trilogy... I don't own anything...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,894 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Cricket Club by Sagi-chan reviews
[AU] Naturally, being a high school student is going to suck but when you're a reincarnated Kitsunedemon with a fan club composed wholly of crickets... it's going to suck a whole lot more. [Yaoi] [GaaraNaru] [Stupidity] [Chapter 15]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,649 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 6/12/2004
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to GAARA by Persepolis130 reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own SABAKU NO GAARA unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your super creepy, demon possessed insomniac, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Let's Talk by biyatch reviews
A nice long conversation between husband and wife...yeah right...GaaHina GaaraxHinata warning: lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Eek! by randomsomeone reviews
Terrible scariness! Absolute parody! Piles of crack! Everything about badfic emerges and runs rampant! I should've put it down as horror, too.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 34,987 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004
Cursed by Life Revised by Snow Tigra reviews
When a person is born in death, they are cursed by death, for life. Gaara had always seen the spirits around him and they'd never bothered him before. But that was before he met Haku and things took a turn in his horrible life for the worst. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,293 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/8/2005 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Gaara, Haku - Complete
Right Kind of Wrong by cutiechibi reviews
UPDATE! This story will no longer be continued. It was my first Naruto AU fic, so you can enjoy it for nostalgia's sake.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,518 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/25/2005 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Falling for the First Time by taitofan reviews
Kankurou wants to ask a certain someone out on a date. Kiba just wants to know why he's being stalked.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
How & Why by randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 2,072 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
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Four weeks are four too many reviews
Unfortunately I can't pick TWO fandoms but this is an Agon/Rufus as in Kongou Agon from ES21 and Rufus Shin-Ra from FFVII thingy. First fic in AGES, beta-ed and all that shazam
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Agon K. - Complete
Getting over it reviews
Being in denial isn't always the most wise thing to do. KankurouXKiba And there will definetly be some sex in upcoming chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,338 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Kankuro, Kiba I.
8 Years reviews
Horrible news arrives from Suna. Can Hinata overcome her feelings for Gaara,...period?GaaHina Lime included. o
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,349 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
5 Years reviews
Faith desides that Gaara and Hinata meet up again, 5 years later. A lot of fluff, GaaHina en a limeon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,521 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
730 Days reviews
The last part from my GaaHinastory! Gaara and Hinata meet up again, but this time there is a painful question burning inside of her, will she be able to overcome her morbid shyness and tell it to him? And how would he react? GaaHina Lime included!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,211 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
365 Days reviews
Hinata had waited a year for him, counting every day without him. The Sequel on the previous story 1 Day. GaaHina, fluffy stuff, and a lime to end it up nicely
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
1 Day reviews
Everytime she tries to fit in, her shyness kicks in, making her feel embarrassed. But what if she meets someone who's finding even more trouble with the world around him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,574 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
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