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Joined 10-30-05, id: 922423, Profile Updated: 08-14-11
Author has written 12 stories for Inuyasha, Beyblade, Naruto, Lord of the Rings, and Dissidia: Final Fantasy.

NOTICE!: After much consideration and ultimately regret...I decided to delete 'Not another Harry Potter Parody!' as well as 'When West and East Collide'. The main reasons are that I just do not have the time anymore, and ultimately...lost interest in writing them. I appologize to all reviewers who liked the stories and wanted to see them continued. Maybe one day where I have some free time i can revise them and make them even better. Sorry and thankyou if you understand.


HI MY FELLOW CRAZY ANIME FANS AND PEOPLE WHO LOVE GAMES AND ALL THAT JAZZ.

I am too creative for my own good. I need an outlet so with much persuasion and blackmail on my part i joined fanfiction.net.. i will try to update as soon as i can amist all the chaos in my life! that includes my crazy family. My friend baileigh will help me write some of my stories. Baileigh has an acount on here her penname is AnarchyGunRage. so if you have a soft spot for crash bandicoot, loonatic, Sly Cooper and Storm Hawks and 9 stories go there :P

(you can skip my nonsense if you want to read my fics but i have some funny shit in here)

If you wish you can PM me, or email me, but if you're going to do the email route, please say your from fanfiction i do have facebook, but also like with the emails, say your from fanfiction or i will ignore you :')

I recently acquired a profile on Deviant Art, there's not a lot up there now but there will be eventually...if you know me on here add me to your watcher list :P

My profile on DA http://sakura-sama-101.deviantart.com/

Kari Uchiha from Akatsuki's Flower and Konoha's Blossom http://sakura-sama-101.deviantart.com/art/Kari-Uchiha-151778241 (She could probably be better)

MY STORIES!

Complete!
Akatsuki's Flower
Chaos and the Cornfield
Kakashi's Dream
Ninjas in a Nook
Not Another Lord of the Rings Parody
Once Upon A Valentine's Day
The Last Night (the one shot is completed, i might turn this into an actual story)

(most of these are one shots so that's why they're done...)

In Progress
Hilarious Beyblade Stories (i'll keep writing this for as long as i'm able)
Konoha's Blossom
The Inuyasha Characters Are In Band
Why Are Cecil's Lips Purple (Same as HBS)

ON HIATUS OR RISKING DELETION!!
How to Annoy the Naruto cast (my friend stopped writing lists, and right now i don't have the time to do them myself this one risks deletion)

In the thought tank...

Destiny's Hand- Basically just a more developed story stemming from 'The Last Night'
A story for Final Fantasy 7 Currently no title and the plot needs to be worked on

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot, if you're one of the two percent who hasn't copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be lauging your ass off.

If you miss Steve Irwin copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than most of the chapters of your stories copy this into your profile

If you have ever ran into a door copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever tripped up and/or down the stairs copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice-versa copy this and put it in your profile. (in my case i litterally kicked the door down)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever stolen a shopping cart from WalMart copy this and put it in your profile

Things about me it doesnt matter because it's not like there's gonna be predators on this site...but you never know but i don't care.


About me!

Name; Jordan Gervais

Birthday April 12

Age 19

Zodiac signs; Monkey and Aries.

Appearance; elbow length dark brown hair, black eyes, medium skin, 5'5 135 lbs

Grade; 1st year university student (basically pre year)

Steriotype; Well as much as i don't like them, i guess i'm punk and tomboy

Likes;Car rides, Drawing, Anime, Manga, bugging people, writting fics, slowly driving my family crazy, Comedy network, animals, Listening to music, being outside, rough sports, camping, My iPod, going to whitecourt, giving customers a hard time.

Hates; My brothers when they piss me off, School, getting up early, Homework, chick flicks, a few people in my town, some family members, 50 cent and a few other famous people, Soap operas, oprah, brittany spears, artificially flavoured grape things, chocolate icecream, chocolate milk, pink, the people who insist on picking fights with me at my job...like customers xD

My friends: Baileigh, Leslie, Colton, Quinn, Christian, Heather, Eryl, Danielle, Jeremi, Brittany B, Brittany P, Selena, Louella, Tina, Nishi, Branden, Logan, Dayton, Cody, Kelly, Jolly, Matt, Nicole (Nikki), Chelsea, Jimmy, Vincent, Cameron, Jimmy, Crystal, Cullen, Tania, Stephanie, Lynden, Mikkel, Derick, Tanner, Steph, Tania, Tammy, Hayley, Jessica, Jared, Lane, Savannah, Erica, British Steph, Sana, Jia Ying, Alex, Nneka, Yusra, Sulakma

My Fanfiction friends: ebony-ivory-me, halfdemon-kai, Tala Tati19, SchoolBoredom, there are more...but i think it'd be weird if i put their names...

Favourite books: Dragonlance,lord of the rings, Harry potter, Narnia, memoirs of a geisha, the royal diary series, Arthurian legends, (i really wanna read saga of the volsungs)

My Favourite Anime/Manga; Inuyasha, Beyblade, Fruits Basket, DN angel, Yotsuba, Full metal alchemist, Naruto, XXXholics, Tsubasa, Digimon (1st and second seasons only) Pokemon (1st, Johto, orange islands, Master quest) Anima, Mark of the Succubus, Hellsing, Bleach, Basilisk, Elemental Gelade,

Fav Tv shows; Comedy @ club 54, Drawn together, Trailer park boys, futurama, simpsons, Family guy, 6teen, Malcom in the middle, South Park, Reno 911, Class of the titans, cops, AFV, Just for laughs, Colbert report, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Blue Collar TV, The roast of whoever, Bully Beatdown, Nitro Circus, The boondocks, Happy Tree Friends, 17 and pregnant, the Jeff Dunham Show, METALOCOLYPSE

Favourite Internet Shows: Yugioh abridged series, Red vs. Blue, Friday Night Cranks, Chad Vader

Favorite bands; Green Day, Nickel back, Def leppard, Avril lavenge, Metalica, Evanescence, Simple plan, sum 41, trapt, Linkin park, three days grace, SR-71, slipnot, Weird al, Bullet for my Valentine, Within Temptation, System of a Down, Alexisonfire, My Chemical Romance, Disturbed, Killswitch Engage, As I Lay Dying, Maximum The Hormone, Skillet, Disciple, Pillar, Ill Nino, Orange Range, Scars on Broadway,Five Finger Death Punch, Ill Nino, Avenged Sevenfold, Trivium, Rise Against, Coheed and Cambria, All That Remains, Dope, Eminem, Hollywood Undead, Escape the Fate, Children of Bodom

My nicknames; Mostly go by Jordanarama, or DanDan, or Jordo

My favorite movies;

inuyasha 3 swords of an honourable ruler, eight crazy nights, aliens vs predators, baby's day out, water boy, liar liar, bruce all mighty, lord of the rings, all of the starwars movies, ace ventura; nature calls, king arthur, pirates of the caribean, the pacifier, the longest yard, happy gilmore, bad news bears (old and new), ice age digimon the movie (the first one, i loved the first two seasons but now they suck big time!) miss congeniality, all the Harry Potter movies, all 3 scary movies (the comedy) ,adam's family values, Mr. Deeds, breakfast club, without a paddle, american pie 2, Rocky I II III, over the top, School of rock, memoirs of a geisha, Final Fantasy Legend of the crystals, Zombieland, Step brothers, Rambo, Predators, Twins, Final Fantasy Advent Children, The Hangover, Star Trek

My favorite games

Pokemon Heart Gold and Soul Silver (yes i still play pokemon don't judge me)

Final Fantasy Dissidia (and 012): PSP

Final Fantasy Origins (I and II) PS1

Final Fantasy III: DS

Final Fantasy IV: DS

Halo 3 (X-box 360) don't let me get a brute hammer!

Halo 2 (X-box)

DDR (X-box)

God of War (PS2)

legend of zelda ocarina of time (N64)

super smash bros (N64)

inuyasha the secret of the cursed mask (ps2)

inuyasha fuedal combat (ps2)

suikoden IV (ps2)

Suikoden tactics (ps2)

lord of the rings the two towers (ps2)

king arthur (ps2)

Naruto ultimate ninja (ps2, I AM HOKAGE! FEAR ME!...lol)

Final fantasy X-2 (Ps2)

Kingdom hearts! PS2

Kingdom Hearts II (PS2)

Twilight Princess (Game cube)

Mario Kart (DS and N64) I will beat Quinn again! sometime in the next 10000000000000000 years.

Mario Party DS (me, colton, christian and Quinn did a 3 hour game (30 turns)...and all survived...don't recomend it unless your all fully awake and have a lot of free time)

i'm not really a fan of yugi-oh (or as others in my school call it you-gay-hoe) but i like this one game for gameboy advance called yugi-oh championship tournament 2004.

Favourite Pairings:

Naruto: Sasuke/Hinata, Naruto/Hinata, Gaara/Hinata, Kiba/Hinata, Naruto/Sakura, Neji/Sakura, Sasuke/Sakura, Gaara/Sakura, Itachi/Sakura, Itachi/Oc, Neji/Tenten, SHika/Ino, Deidara/Sasori and ocassionally Sasuke/Naruto

Inuyasha: Inuyasha/Kagome, Sesshomaru/Kagome, Miroku/Sango, Sesshomaru/Oc, Rin/Kohaku,

Fruits Basket: Yuki/Tohru, Kyo/Tohru, Rin/Hatsuharu, basically all the original pairings except for Shigure and Akito cuz i'm mean and don't like Akito

All final fantasy/Dissidia: Firion/Terra, Firion/Oc, Refia/Desch (idk why), Ingus/Sara, Cecil/Rosa, Rydia/Edge, Bartz/Lenna, Bartz/Terra, Zack/Aerith, Cloud/Terra, Cloud/Aerith, Cloud/Tifa, Reno/Oc, Tseng/Elena, Squall/Rinoa, Squall/Seifer, Irvine/Selphie, Irvine/Oc Tidus/Yuna,

Basilisk: Kagerou/Gennosuke, Oboro/Gennosuke, Akeginu/Koshirou, Koshirou/Oc, Hotarubi/Yashamaru, Hyoma/Oc,

my favorite quotes and things people have said that made me laugh and conversations

"OMG it smells like beer!" my roommate Amy.

"I'm getting sick of your shit!" Derick when we tease him or when i do something stupid, like make him help me find a non existant spice rack in a theatre

"Are you out of your vulcan mind?!" Bones from star trek

"JORDAN! STAY OUT OF MY TEA MAKING FANTASY!!" Jazmine (ebony-ivory-me)

"My microwave is a fantastic piece of shit." Danielle xD This made me laugh so hard she thought i logged off of MSN

"Jordan! You gotta try wedges and nacho cheese, i know it sounds weird, but I got the cheese for free!" Quinn

"I think that Seagull really wants a taco...TACO! TACO!...TACO!" Christian

"Danielle you are the only girl i know who willingly searches hentai for your boyfriend...and i must say it creeps me out..." Cullen

"SHUSH!" Jimmy, his classic comeback when we get on his case, a good example..."Jimmy you suck at pokemon!" "SHUSH!"

"Ohoho! This is delicious!" Colton, he has to say this at least 50 times a day. his trademark quote...dunno what it's off of though

"Haha Quinn and Dayton try to be gansta, it's like that song white and nerdy...but it's black and nerdy..." Tina

"But Dayton's white though." Me "So lets call them 'Black and Splotchy." Baileigh (we continued it after...)

"I don't know why people insist on pissing off the people who make their food...who knows what we can do to it...our only limit is our imagination, and security cameras..." Me after dealing with stupid customers at A&W

"Peanuts needs to be picked up, linda left a message saying she won't be home." "Oh okay. Dad linda said she wouldn't be home!" Josh "Did she leave a message?" My dad "No! she sent smoke signals!" Josh said sarcastically.

"The roof's an asshole!!" Branden after he hit his head on the top bunk

"And then I woke up from my dream..." Quinn after he tells a story, it can be in real life and he just adds it at the end of his stories or even sentences...

"Everyone came to my house and put beef jerkey in my microwave...and i left it there, then i woke up from my dream." Quinn.

"Damn it...what was Selena supposed to make?" me "I dunno." Nishi "Banana...Banana...Banana shit!" Me and Nishi trying to remember we were supposed to have banana boats.

"Okay, we'll put in this DVD and we'll say that it's a sign of god that we have to watch it next." Me. (someone can be heard taking their shoes off) "And i did magic! I summoned the guys to come see our miracle!" (Quinn enters camper) "Jordan did magic! she made a sign from god and summoned you here!" Nishi "No! I'm not mad at you! You never did anything to me to make me mad!" me (I thought Nishi said i was mad at Quinn)

"Man...that's just like a duck with a shotgun..." Logan when we were watching AVP and the aliens fight back.

"JIMMY!!" Logan, he gave one of the Predators that died a name...Jimmy died when he was 12 on a hunting trip (the predator...not a real person...)

"Microwaves shoot balls out their asshole." Colton and his brothers when they play the one word sentences.

"what if that guy comitting suicide spontainiously combusted and that was what made the twin towers blow up?" Me

"yah! and instead of shaving cream we put a rock in their hand and tickle their face?!" Dayton (discussing classic pranks)

"Or we could replace the shaving cream with hair growth cream like happy tree friends and they could have hairy hand print growing on their face?" Dayton

"Rank." Dayton

"Deadly." Dayton (his two words he says the most.)

"Who are you?" Colton "Jordan." me. "I don't remember someone named Jordan." "Do you remember a girl who loved games as much as you did when we were little?" me "what? i dont remember a girl who OH MY LORD IT'S YOU!! JORDAN!! WHAT'S HAPPENING! I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T REMEMBER YOU!" "yeah i have that effect on people."

Me and colton's reunion, he moved a long time ago...and we just got back into contact.

"Micheal Jackson is suing for racism well honey you gotta pick a race first while you're at it pick a gender." Robin williams

"Welcome to neverland! you must be this tall to ride micheal!" Robin williams.

"Look at me! I'm a chicken! fuck off!" Cody

"Get ur foot off my DOLLA!" jolly

"Only cops and polititions are corrupted." Jolly

"There is no lovin in the lab!" Mrs. Seridiak my science teacher

"Yeah i'm fond of the mullet man too." Mrs. Seridiak

"Don't you love science now? i mean where else can we make fun of the mullet man?" Mrs. Seridiak (there was a guy with a mullet on a worksheet we were working on and his hair was almost on fire)

"Bring any kind of reading material, even if it's a cereal box, i don't care just read it." My LA teacher

"In this room you love science, you WILL love science." Mrs. Seridiak

"Is ther a bathroom down here?" Salon "No but there's a tree outside though, just like the charmin commercial."

"Don't mess with the secretary." Mrs. Seridiak

"hey, HEY! i wanted steak and cake!" (josh shakes his head) "fine i'll go get myself a steak and cake combo." my cousin Brock

"Terrorism 101" My uncle neil. my uncle dale and my brothers were playing with gunpowder in the porch

"You're the best uncle Dale!" my brothers. "what did you do now?"-my mom "Playing with gunpowder. they liked it cuz i almost blew my finger off." my uncle.

"Believe it!" naruto (it's so annoying but it stuck)

"It's destiny" Neji

"i'm an avenger." sasuke

"clouds are sure nice." Shikamaru

"I'm sweating out Crisco!" me in sports class

"Elmo look like cookie, cookie monster eat elmo." "AAAAAHHH" "yummy yummy yummy i got elmo in my tummy."kelly did talk shows this one was when he interviewed cookie monster, he was hungry so he ate elmo.

"hello kids elmo's here today! a-" "SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" a line from kelly's interview with elmo.

"I see we have trouble picturising even when there's a picture in front of you." My math teacher. we all bombed this question so she made us figure it out with tooth picks.

"Jordan how many pepsis have you drank?" sarah "lets see, i drank my 3 and one of yours and Kelsey's so 5, plus those gummy worms didn't help." me rocking back and forth in a chair laughing. "i'm cutting you off." sarah. "WHEEE!" me running around at my friends sleepover.

"Baileigh set the eggbeater down and no one will get hurt...BAILEIGH THE EGGS HAVE BEEN BEATED TO A DAMN PULP SET THE EGGBEATER DOWN!"me "but they aren't throthy enough! see there's still chunks!" Baileigh "Hans quick take the bowl away while i have her distracted!" me.

on 22/2/2006 me and baileigh were in the same kitchen for home ec and i learned a valubule lesson, never let baileigh near an eggbeater or else. i think we scared our group for life. yeah that was a messed up day.

"as much as i hate treehouse the one show that i can't handle other than barney is the berstein bears." me "why?" baileigh"cuz they named their kids brother and sister!" me "Yeah you have a point there, sounds like the hippies." baileigh "which brings me to another unanswered question; mama and papa must've been on pot when they were naming their kids." me "Yep must've. imagine if it were two boys?" "That would be funny." me (we now call the bernstain bears the "cocaine bears")

me and baileigh were either in science or social when i came up with this brain wave. we were suposed to be working but i'm kinda going through an apathy phase.

"JORDAN!" baileigh. "What?" "Quit drawing asses on my white board! it's not sex ed yet! we're suposed to be teaching them science!"baileigh "but i finally figured out how to draw them! look this one is taking a dump!" me.

"brayden, go play with donny!" baileigh. brayden dissapears. 5 min later "HELP! HELP US! AAAHH!" donny and jesse. we go over to the tent and i get my camera braidon is beating them up "get him out!...why are you taking a picture?" jesse "I'm filming this." me "WHAT!" donny. donny wraps his legs around jesse as braidon jumps him. "HAIRY LEGS! HAIRY LE HE HEGS!" jesse.

"No wonder we're both so screwed up, we both come from a bunch of noobs." Baileigh said this on the way to class one time after i said something about what we did.

"he sings like he's got his nuts caught on a barb wired fence." My mom, she and my brother were trying to sing a blackeyed peas song when they were washing the dishes josh sings everything weird.

"Now he sings like he's constipated." My mom after she showed him what she thinks is the right way.

"I tried taking over the world but got distracted by something shiny."

"DJ spank that shit!" scary movie 3

"Oh man!" baileigh's grandpa.

"Chaos, panic and disorder-my job here is done."

"Sarcasm is just one more service we offer."

"Yes i'm an agent of satan but my duties are mostly ceremonial."

"I'm out of my mind but please feel free to leave a message."

"I only trust people as far as i can throw them and that fat fucker aint going far!" my dad.

"Don't throw rocks if you live in a glass house." My grandpa when we visited him.

"Money talks and bullshit walks," My dad and me say that a lot.

"Life's a bitch but then again so am i."

"She's about as useful as tits on a board." my mom.

"a good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be sitting right beside you and say "that was awesome!"

or another rendition of that quote is "a good friend would bail you out of jail but your true friend would be sitting beside you and say "damn we fucked up."

"make a wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one gets filled up first." grumpier old men.

"I do not suffer from insanity...i enjoy every minute of it."

"A friend is someone who will help you up when you fall flat on your face. a best friend is someone who will laugh at you and was the one to make you fall in the first place."

"everyday i think no one can get any stupider and everyday i'm proven horribly wrong."

"Give me back my sock you goat bastard!" family guy. (to baileigh that quote never gets old)

"Jordan where is that resturaunt?" my mom "Oh you mean the pyrohy place?" me "No i mean the pyrohy place." "you're looking at it." me.

my mom had a blonde moment even though she's a brunette. it was so funny i still bug her about it.

"You goddamn elf!" Sam "Fat elephant!" Hayley.

"Who lit the fuse to your tampon."

"save the trees wipe your ass with an owl!"

"Save the plants! eat vegetarians!" krrk productions by konfizkate91

"Say no to crack." My dad at Mc donalds. he was pointing at a fat guy bending over.

"There's no vaccine for stupidity"

"So many pedestrians so little time."

"Your so stupid you got hit by a parked car!" i said that once to somebody.

"You couldn't even hit water if you fell out of a boat."

"Don't play stupid with me...i'm better at it."

"the power of christ compels you!" me as i was whacking my brother joel with a bible.

"Your so fat that when you go to the beach the whales sing we are family!" me and baileigh and christina were playing dozens on the bus.

"Your belt size is the equator."

"You're so stupid that when you saw a school bus driven by a white person you yelled POLICE! FOLLOW THAT TWINKIE! then when you ate it you said HEY WHERE'S THE CREAM FILLING?"

"Doctor are you sure you didn't screw up on Joel's sugery?" me at the glenrose. Joel was spinning in circles screaming i'm taking over the world. (he had to get a cochlear implant when he was around 3)

"Hey watch this kids! i can drink and drive!" my dad trying to drive while drinking a pepsi. it exploded as he opened it and we almost drove into the ditch (we were on a highway).

"your so blonde that you jumped off a cliff to see if your pad had wings."

"AHHH ITS PINK!" me "What?" mom "IT BURNS IT BURNS!" me passing the little girl section at walmart every single article of clothing was pink. my dad was cringing too. i scared away all their customers.

"Sarah what would you say if i ran up to that fake santa and said CAN I HAVE SESSHOMARU AND INUYASHA FUEDAL COMBAT FOR CHRISTMAS!" me "then id say i didn't know her." sarah. i did it anyway at a different time. this was during a fieldtrip.

"WARNING: icon user carries a spatula. we don't know why but we're afraid."

"Let me know if i say anything that offends you. i might want to offend you again later."

I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken. and the one that could always brighten up your day even if she couldn't brighten her own."

"i dont know how to say fuck you politely"

(this one is my personal favorite) "too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head. Pass it on..."

"Foolish brother if you wish to kill me, hate me, detest me and survive in an unsightly way. run run and cling to life." itachi from naruto

"it takes 44 muscles in my face to frown and 4 to put up my middle finger and say bite me." (got this from a pic with itachi on it giving the finger)

"You must always be yourself, and do things at your own pace. someday you'll catch up." Fruits basket.

"This is suppossed to be a preview for the next fruits basket but i have an important announcement to make...YUKI-KUN IS REALLY...A WOMAN!" yuki is giving shigure a death glare and looks like he's gonna kill him "i kid i kid! see i just thought that it would make more of an impact if i said something dramatic. you're 100 male yuki..well at least 80." Shigure in fruits basket

"NO TRESPASSING! Violators will be shot, Survivors will be shot again." the sign on my room door.

THE STORY OF TWO BEARS!

halfdemon-kai-

“I don’t have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you.”

SakuraSama 101-

“That’s exactly it. Mind there were two bears.”

halfdemon-kai-

“Oh dear…”

SakuraSama 101-

“One of them got distracted by cornering a duck though. The other one ate my friend.”

SakuraSama 101-

“Yeah… and he was sad the rest of the day when he found that it could fly… off of a dock… and he thought it couldn’t. And so was Branden.”

halfdemon-kai-

“o.O”

SakuraSama 101-

“And all I could do was stare… somewhat like this O.O and then the bears came back, and I got a bear hug and I will never forget what that bear said… “I didn’t know that ducks could fly!” and I was still like this O.O “Quinn you should go get your shoes…” and Nishi escaped unharmed…and wasn’t eaten after all…"

A small note about OCs...

I'm not afraid to say that I am an OC writer, in fact i'm proud of being one...not because i'm desperate or anything like that...I find i only write OCs because I like to see how my favourite characters who do not have an original pairing in the series would act and react if they were put in a serious relationship, Like Itachi from Naruto, or Firion from Final Fantasy Dissidia/II. But I don't really like a lot of OC stories...and i know that makes me a hypocrite...but it seems like no one can write a decent OC anymore that is interesting, but is easy to relate to but there are some good ones out there!!...I can honestly say i try to write my OCs in how i would like to read other OCs...so...i just want to write a few things i like in an OC, and a few things i hate in an OC.

Good!: An interesting character story, there is a fine difference between a good character story and a Mary Sue. (I don't hate them...they just get annoying), Very obvious flaws that can be very damaging to them, like say an addiction, or they don't think before they leap which puts them and others in danger, Some tragedy is good because everyone's life has to have a little tragedy in it in order to seem realistic but don't go overboard unless you really want it to be angsty, IF YOUR GOING TO GO THE EXTRA MILE AND WRITE A LEMON, DON'T HALF ASS IT, WRITE IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT! lol, mood swings are good not everyone can be happy all the time! Make them Unique! that's why we have mary sues! Don't be afraid to experiment with them, and just because people don't like your OC, don't get discouraged by it hehe...even if they don't follow my list, because everyone is different and it's all a matter of opinion

Bad!!: being absolutely perfect (no one is like that! well except one kid in my class...), unecessary body features that don't go with the anime or things non-congruent with the anime in general...unless it's for a good reason and you can make it work, and no super models please! above average is okay...no drop dead gorgeous people please, unique is good though, for some weird reason i hate overly happy characters but that's just my thing, I'm also not fond of OC love triangles...they don't do it for me :') oh and i also think that per story OCs should be kept to a minimum of 3 unless you're going to have minor side OCs like one or two chapter appearances. (i know i don't follow this rule sometimes) too many OCs are overwhelming...

All of this is my opinion and i know i speak for a few of my friends as well...haha i hope this helps people, and that hopefully people become more receptive to OCs.

SOME THANKYOUS!!

Fire-bandicoot-coyote; for helping me co-write some of my chappies, giving me awesome ideas and words of encouragement. ha ha i hope you read this!

halfdemon-kai; for staying with me since i've first joined fanfiction.net and staying with my stories, and giving me words of encouragement.it is very apreciated.oh and also being an e-mail buddie. that and putting my Itachi/orochimaru theory on your profile...

Inuyasha's-evil-twin-Krissy; for encouraging me through my inuyasha character's in band fic and reminding me to post new chappies for it. and just being there to talk to.

Tatitails410; for giving me some good ideas and being one of the people for supporting my hilarious beyblade stories fic. and being a good friend

Animegirl329; i'm sure you were one of my first reviewers for my first story before it was deleted and if you were, i thank you for that for staying with me and also giving me some definitions and helping me out with stuff and giving me your oppinion.

i hope i got everyone for now, if i forget someone let me know or i'll add you on my own.

I do love reviews! but if you don't want to review at least put the story on your favs list! To show that you care! to someone slowly losing her mind!

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Double Personality by Strawberry9212 reviews
Sakura rolled her eyes at the Detectives' sad attempts at unraveling the web of lies she's spun around them. She smirked as another part of her plan fell into place. She strutted confidently across the bar, their rapt attention on her, waiting for her to make a mistake. But with a sly look over her shoulder, she scores another victory. They had nothing on her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,249 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Three elves and a baby by Elven-Tear reviews
...I do not know why Estel and Arwen ever doubted we would be good babysitters..."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Legolas, Elrohir, Elladan - Complete
Whispered Screams by Angry Angel reviews
-SxS Yaoi-HighSchool AU- Some wounds run much deeper than others. Some can never be cured. And yet, there are people who will try to heal them all the same, no matter how hopeless the situation might seem. They try, because they care. Because they love.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 417,366 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Seifer A., Squall L.
Fate's Calling by Undone-and-unlocked reviews
Life is a game, a dangerous game as all ninjas know it. But what happens when a playful tournament against the guys turns into a life or death situation? Can bonds survive when your friends may not? HinataxSasuke TentenxNeji SuzuOCxKiba
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,083 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Final Fantasy VII by Jason Tandro reviews
This is a novelization of the game. I take creative liberty with a few minor events, but otherwise my goal is for it to accurately represent the game. See my intro for further explanation and enjoy this novelization.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 140,473 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Unexpected Endeavors by scottishfae reviews
The shard hunting group is rocked by an unexpected request from Sesshomaru and forced to endure the deal when, by mistake, Kagome agrees to his offer.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 90,793 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
The Lazy Uchiha by Hibiki54 reviews
The Uchiha clan were known as genius ninja. But all clans have that one black sheep. Meet Uchiha Itachi, a born genius and the laziest ninja you will ever find!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 455,458 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Itachi U.
My Gay Boyfriend by HiN4-cH4n reviews
Sasuke broke her heart... its time for some hardcore payback. Now Hinata will open the way for her new gay Boyfriend! No one would've thought love sparks'd fly! "Lets bring the playboy down!" "Lets kick some Uchiha butt, yeah" x Deihina x
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,875 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Hinata H., Deidara
Countdown to hell by HiN4-cH4n reviews
The past has a funny way of affecting the future and your way of coping with it. But sometimes the correct answer isn't the right one at all and in order for you to live with your life Avenging is the only answer to it all. M-rated, heavy themes present.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,900 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
There was a Turk called Reno by QueenAlla reviews
Random tales of the one and only Reno of the Turks. No need to read it in order, just choose a chapter that interests you. T due to swearing, sexual references, and unimaginable randomness.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 27,671 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Reno
Shards of Memory by Drake Clawfang reviews
Cloud and Terra join forces to battle Kefka and Sephiroth as they search for their Crystals. Along the way they must confront their troubled pasts before their secrets cause the other's demise, and discover the higher destinies set for them. An alternate telling of the game's events from their POV. Not a typical shipping fic, romance is subtle.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 267,628 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Terra B. - Complete
Doom High by HiN4-cH4n reviews
Beautiful, stylish, smart... yet her father wants more from his heir. If an all-girls school wont work try with the opposite! Hinata is the top girl at her school but in hopes of increasing her talent, daddy recurs to an all-boys school. O.O trouble ahead
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,553 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Hinata H.
Final Fantasy II: The Rebellion by Madame Wilhelmina reviews
An in-depth novelization of the second Final Fantasy game for the NES. Firion, Maria and Guy fight against the empire, in the hopes of restoring peace, while searching for their long lost friend Leon. Firion/Leila, possibly Gordon/Hilda as well.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,380 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Firion, Maria
We're Back! by Haku no Yuki reviews
Sasuke and Sakura are expecting twins. They should be happy right?...Wrong!SasukexSakura,NarutoxHinata,NejixTenten,InoxShikamaruxTemari
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,832 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
If You Think You Know Me by SaiyanLegend1 reviews
In 3 years Kags goes through changes like every teen does. But the events in her life have made her a little unstable...SessKag
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,118 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Visitors to Dissidia by celticskyedancer reviews
Cosmos decides to reward her warriors by inviting those closest to them to come visit them in Dissidia. However, random chaos results involving Zidane's flirting, Shantotto's whacky spells, and the feud between Cloud and Terra.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,181 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009
Final Fantasy Seven: Texts From Last Night by Soyna reviews
Inspired drabbles based on humorous texts messages from the TFLN. Strange and quirkly little stories that will include all eventually. Latest: Hey this one is at 100... go to the MORE version for MOAR!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 47,501 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010
Alucard and the Xbox by Metropolis Kid reviews
I'm not really sure how to summarize this one. It's pretty much what the title says. Alucard buys an Xbox, and he and Seras deal with the resulting issues and play a few games. Please Read and Review. Thanks. Use to be called Alucard's new obsession.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,275 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Breathe by Kagome023 reviews
She was on a mission when she was snatched away. Many try to get her back, but in the end, keep failing. She tries to escape, but the man who kidnapped her controls her through force. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,040 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Reintegration by MikariStar reviews
Sephiroth mysteriously comes back to life with mostly complete memories and almost no insanity. He goes back to Shinra and it's up to the Turks to reintegrate him into society, unless they drive him crazy all over again.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 65,062 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Sephiroth, Reno - Complete
Silver Slits by halfdemon-kai reviews
"They didn't like me much either," he assured her, "They're just scared." "Scared of what?" she asked with confusion. "Of how great you actually might turn out to be." Prequel to Silver Sliver
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,412 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Sesshomaru - Complete
The Bird Warriors by SchoolBoredom reviews
New enemys appear and they are too strong, then a new scout shows up and it looks like there will be others. Can these new scouts be able to help and destroy the monster or will they fail? And just who are these new scouts? R&R better summary inside.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,748 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
The Final Tales by Mrfipp reviews
And thus, the FF heroes get their chances. Various drabbles on the FF heroes entering the KH series. Takes place at any point in the KH timeline. Will be updated when XIV comes out.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,370 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Sora, Tidus - Complete
Imperfect Portraits by RBMIfan reviews
DeidaraxHinata serious, non-romantic. An outcast Hyuuga tries desperately to become stronger. A bored missing nin is undercover as a painter. Sometimes only an artist can see the true beauty hidden in the portrait. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,345 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
Exdeath Tosses Bagels into the Void by Comix at the Opera reviews
When Exdeath eats a soggy bagel, he hurls it and other breakfasts into the Void. This explosion of fury has dramatic and increasingly bizarre effects on the rest of the cast. Rated T for language and violence, mostly toward food.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Exdeath
The Hangover by 2l8k reviews
Blown up toilets, female underwear, toxic mould and the name 'Barbara? ...Reno had a hell of a night last night. Shame he can't remember any of it. Now his boss is calling him to his office. *Warning* Contains spanking.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Reno, Tseng - Complete
Beverage of Choice by Sister Coyote reviews
You can learn a lot about someone by going drinking with them, even just from what they put in their glasses. Turks.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Professional Estimation by Sister Coyote reviews
Being a Turk gives you an interesting perspective on a lot of things. Mentions of torture; nothing explicit.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Elena - Complete
Of Distractions and Bubble Gum by TheLucky7th reviews
Apparently, Reno doesn't like it when people pop their gum, but where's the harm? Reno x OC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Reno - Complete
Reno laughs by 16Echos reviews
What does it take for Rude to finally get pushed over the edge by Reno? Why some marshmallows and paperwork of course! This is just a drabble made for laughs, enjoy!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Reno, Rude - Complete
No Comparison, Really by Mitts reviews
Just a one off short story of an event in the men's shower room. Not for those without a sense of humour! Yaoi implied.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Roll of the Dice: Dissidia by Mrfipp reviews
Twenty-two character. Twenty-five rolls. Limitless Possibilites.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Cosmos, Chaos
Kai's Secret Confession by Sutori reviews
Kai has a secret, he's madly in love with Hilary! But he'll never tell her, he just admires her from afar. But whenever she comes close to him, he gets all hot and bothered. How will he keep his cool with his secret crush always around him? KaiHil
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,761 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Hilary/Hiromi T., Kai H. - Complete
74: Are You Challenging Me? by Darkening-Wings reviews
Summary: One wears a skirt, another uses lipstick. WoL never really spoke of his mom, either...
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Cecil H., Warrior of Light - Complete
50: Breaking the rules by Darkening-Wings reviews
Summary: they spend at least a few weeks in the world, travelling. I don't recall a shower in it, no? Cecil goes nuts, kind of.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Cecil H., Warrior of Light - Complete
Know When To Give Up by Alex Damien reviews
Sephiroth tries to battle Cecil, but things get out of hand way too fast. Perhaps he should just keep bullying Cloud? Silly crack.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Sephiroth, Cecil H. - Complete
The Bottle Game by Alex Damien reviews
Stuck together in a ruined store, Firion, Tidus and Cecil end up playing one of the worst games known to men. Crack. This makes NO SENSE.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Cecil H., Firion - Complete
Not Even A Goodbye by Diclonious57 reviews
The warriors of Cosmos were sent to their own worlds without even chance to say good-bye
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
Four or Five by Link and Luigi reviews
Everyone undergoes outrageous tests to prove they're worthy of attending a very prestigeous tennis camp.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 108,644 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Complete
Red Like Wild Roses by Astrum Ululatum reviews
To make a dream come true, someone must stay behind to see it through, and you failed to include yourself in your humble little dream. Drip... Drip... Drip... Everything is red like wild roses... WoLxFirion
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Firion, Warrior of Light - Complete
A Shared DreamOf Wild Roses by Noctrix reviews
Terra/Firion. Short, and kind of fluffy. Terra realizes who she wants to share a dream with, and possibly share a little more.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,010 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009
This Means War by Ars Silentium reviews
If you want a water-fight with the Dissidia cast, I can guarantee you, it won't be normal...
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,351 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Complete
Pokemon: Akatsuki Style! by RBMIfan reviews
What happens when our four favorite Akatsuki members are transported into the poor, unsuspecting world of pokemon? One thing's for sure, the pokemon world will never be the same. Discontinued. See rewrite, Mobius.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,228 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Complete
Trust by Noctrix reviews
Bartz/Terra. Just some happenings between the two...and one crazy chocobo.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2009
Fatherhood by RinoaTifa reviews
One-shot. Two unlikely characters contemplate the nature of being a parent.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Cecil H., Jecht - Complete
Meet the Dissidians by Thaliel reviews
Dissidia...made into a reality TV Show
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009
The Wolf Pack by hokey-pokey twist reviews
You know, we'd make the best wolf pack EVER!" Tidus has been thinking. Never a good thing. Oneshot.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Tidus - Complete
Dissidified by Shirokurou reviews
Gods don't really ask heroes or villians about what they think about participating. Do they even want to fight? What do they do when they're not fighting. Who's FF was cooler? And who is the ultimate badass alive?
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,277 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009
Shine Like the Sun by ChocoBanana Parfait reviews
The warriors of Cosmos get to know Tidus better one-on-one.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,682 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Tidus - Complete
Silver Silence by halfdemon-kai reviews
He didn't turn to look at me... He didn't give me a glance... He just kept on walking silently. Sequel to Silver Sliver
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,797 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Sesshomaru - Complete
Lagging HeadTrip by Ghost Writer no. 3 reviews
In Legends, peoples who banded together to stop the unstoppable forces of evil were named heroes. You know what we call that now aday? Vigilantism. History says Tomatoe, society says "Unlawful Punishment." This is what we fight for. AU Dissidia Hero
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,818 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2009
Kiss and Kill by Silver pup reviews
One-shot — "Touch me and die."
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Squall L., Zidane T. - Complete
A Short Rest by Draco's Daughter reviews
Even the mightest warriors need a break. CecilFirion flavored one-shot.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Cecil H., Firion - Complete
KaiRayRayKai Productions by konfizkate91 reviews
Some homemade videos that two REALLY bored bladers can make in their spare time. Swearing Flames welcome. NOT YAOI. My third comeback!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 110,374 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Kai H., Ray/Rei K.
Random Hellsing Tales: Volume III by Agent HUNK reviews
Another collection of short humorous Hellsing stories written by me, Agent HUNK. Stories included: Alucard runs out of ammo, the truth behind Integra being single, a Hellsing talent show, and crash courses in philosophy. Several pairing references. Enjoy!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008
Becoming a Ninja by halfdemon-kai reviews
Becoming a ninja is hard, especially for someone trying to hide their last name and belong with few others. For Suzu the dream has a hard journey. Her dream is to become an Anbu and to die protecting those close to her...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,067 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Hinata H. - Complete
Black Stripes by Sharingan-Youkai reviews
Inuyasha Naruto crossover. Itachi meets Midoriko, she sets him a task, he refuses and pays the price. he has to gaurd Sakura Haruno...as an over grown cat!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,942 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The brave, the few by Ghost Writer no. 3 reviews
A one shot descritive. Please enjoy.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
The Hellsing Files by ToMakeMeTame reviews
There's nothing better than watching your favorite Hellsing characters be bruised and abused- especially at the hands of their co-workers. Watch as Alucard films the madness from behind a conveniently placed rock... and narrowly dodges a silver ashtray.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 54 - Words: 17,279 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 9/27/2007
Red vs Blue: Fanfiction PSA by Mrfipp reviews
The cast of Red vs Blue would like to thank the countless pieces of fanfictions that have been dedicated to them. As of 9/23/09 entered in the RvB PSA Contest! Albiet, slightly edited.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/11/2009 - D. Grif, D. Simmons - Complete
The Demon Twins by RayKonLvr reviews
Two Girls are the Korean Beyblade Champs. Their Known for Wearing costumes. They sign up for a tornament and have to share a room with the BladeBreakers. Will love bloom and will the BladeBreakers find out their secret. ReixOc TyxOc
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Ray/Rei K., Tyson G./Takao K.
A Christmas Carol by SchoolBoredom reviews
This is a beyblade version of the classic tale by Charles Dickens. Read and review please! Hope you enjoy it! COMPLETE!
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,793 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Complete
Tales from the Brother's Grimm Naruto Style by Kaylin Arrowin reviews
a series of drabbles from the vault of The Brother's Grimm. and not all have happy endings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,540 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
Elven Pride by Galinda-girl reviews
55 word story of Legolas' internal battle of wills with the ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Legolas
The First Law of the Mithlantil by EDelta88 reviews
How most of the story could have been avoided
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
The Darkest Hour by Jedi Sapphire reviews
One-shot. Legolas comforts his friends as they face the loss of loved ones. Mainly angst and friendship with a bit of humour. Characters: Legolas, Aragorn, Elladan and Elrohir, with brief appearances by Elrond, Glorfindel and Celebrían.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,427 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Uchiha Prodigy by spazninja reviews
Sakura had left her village long ago for childish reasons. But now she is going to have a baby, and Itachi's the daddy. Now she must return to the village that waits her return and her first love. ItachiXSakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,905 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Naruto's plan by Hinata Lovers reviews
Feed up with Sakura only paying attention to Sasuke,Naruto comes up with a plan;getting Sasuke a girlfriend.He,together with Tenten and Shikamaru,plays with the destinies of Uchiha Sasuke and Hyuuga Hinata .:.sasuhina.:.naruten,weird I know.:.others.:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,022 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Birthday Shout Outs! by Darkmoon9192 reviews
This is just what I decided to do because I was bored. I'm going to give shout outs on the Birthdays of characters in Naruto. This way you can enjoy the randomness!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 94 - Words: 21,312 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 11/28/2006
Run, Girl Run! by Metropolis Kid reviews
Poor Seras goes into heat, and now everyone's after her. A spoof on all the Seras parings out there. The first chapter's not that funny, but it picks up after that. Epilogue added!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,937 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Seras - Complete
His Way by hmfan24 reviews
Sasuke, you can't just tell a girl to love you. But no, Sasuke is different. His way is different. First he stalks her, then he bathes her,then he disgraces her, then Kakashi...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,422 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fate's Decision by halfdemon-kai reviews
Naraku is searching for a pathway to somewhere, Sesshoumaru wants a personal slave for no real reason but to mock her, and a girl is searching for a memory she once knew. Everything is decided by that one girl's fate.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,814 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Sesshomaru - Complete
Kill Kiba by mothraisnotapokemon reviews
Shino has the perfect plan, he will kill Kiba who has committed the ultimate crime against him. With some forced assistance from Hinata, the plan might just work.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 108,337 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Hinata H., Kiba I.
Beating Hearts by mentalsunflower reviews
What starts out as simple dance lessons from the cool Matt to the shy Kari slowly unfolds into so much more...[Yakari!]
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,168 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Yamato I./Matt, Hikari Y./Kari K.
This Army Life by Nicolle reviews
All is not quiet on the Wutai front, as Sephiroth and Zack do everything possible to screw off and not run a war.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 90,578 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Sephiroth
Brothers Once More? by choirfolk reviews
Red eyes. That's all Sasuke ever sees, Hateful, red eyes. Those eyes belong to his also hateful brother. But what happens when he gets injured? And who does he call for? Niisan?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,564 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Firefly Effect by Der Traumer reviews
There was a very simple solution to this heir decision: kill off one. Unfortunately, it's not as bloodless a solution as it was intended to be. Important note: NOT YashamaruOFC, despite first appearences.
Basilisk - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,687 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Complete
A moment to Muse:: Captain Jack Sparrow:: Volume I by Sarabi-Chan reviews
A moment with Jack in his most calm state. What does he think about? Read and find out. Not that crazy. Just sorta..calm. One-Shot
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
The Project by MyFallenAngel reviews
SasuHina AU, discontinued. 'Uchiha Sasuke and Hyuuga Hinata, you two will be investigating how babies are born together.' Kurenai sensei says. 'There will be no obligations for this project. You have to do it, or else you'll fail my subject.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,198 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Your Guardian Angel by Suri.Bright reviews
Koshirou fights to save his eyesight and remain an Iga ninja with the help of Amaya, an herbalist and kunoichi who is enarmored with him. Koshirou-OC He doesn't die in this story! Oc-Koshirou ---DOSCONTINUED----
Basilisk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2008
Cry by RBMIfan reviews
One-shot. Young Sasori fic. Sometimes Sasori thought his puppets were much better off than people were...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Sasori - Complete
Why Itachi Killed His Mom by Etheara reviews
Inspired by a pic on deviantArt and by Melodramatic Writer's Special Effects. Crack. Pure, unadulterated crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Itachi U.
And So They Met by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] “You can’t die, Sasuke.” He was surprised by her words, and it was apparent by the shocked eyes that flickered to her face. “I will never forgive you.” He took a breath before responding. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,542 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My dirty Little Secret by Blowing Wind reviews
Complete AU:Sakura knew that Sasuke is her father's worst enemy. So, why won't temptation leave her alone? Fighting something that is inevitable is useless, so Sakura did things that seemed right. Succumbed to the power of lust. Heavy lemon. Mature reade
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,615 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Team Yondaime and the Dysfunctional Camping Trip by Shadow Dragon Boss reviews
Yondaime takes his students Obito, Kakashi, and Rin on a camping trip for a vacation and team bonding. What could possibly go wrong? Rated T for some mild violence, injury, and some swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,711 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007
Link's Answering Machine by Flare Dragoness Reshiram reviews
Hi, you've reached Link. I'm not home right now, so leave your name, number and a brief message please... beep Insanity bound to ensue. Rated for language and sexual comments.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Link, Midna - Complete
All Possible Couples by Princessstphanie reviews
Ok, I had planned all possible couples, but it will only be 23. This fic is just a bunch of one shots to different couples on the show.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,837 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 6/9/2005
We Have A Son by myspoonslife reviews
A very cute Calvin and Hobbes based story that just kinda popped into my mind.I had to change the rating awhile back for Temaris mouth. Kind of rushed the ending bc my conscience said I needed to finish this before my dumbself throws the story away..again
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,908 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto Neo by Rushe84 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto - also known as the Fourth Hokage's Legacy, and the Host of the Nine-tails - takes the ninja world by storm when he graduates from the academy a year ahead of his time; becoming a student of Maito Gai. Currently under revision.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,339 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Naruto U., Gai M.
A Game Show in Konoha by Puuurple reviews
The ninjas are invited to participate in a game show due to lack of entertainment in Konoha, but only Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, and Hinata enter! What sort of mess will this entail? Now with longer chapters...among other things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,826 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 10/9/2006
Father of the Bride by LovingTheOgre reviews
Hinata is getting married and Hiashi is having problems with this. Told through his eyes as the months leading to the big day go by he finds himself going completely INSANE and Hinata notices nothing. Complete! New important chapter up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,304 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
TenTen's Abortion by YourADDBuddy reviews
What? TenTen's gonna miss training? For surgery? An abortion? OH NOES! Gai is an idiot...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Tenten, Gai M. - Complete
That Stupid Dream by paws-bells reviews
NejiSaku It was all because of that stupid dream. Then he just had to go and kiss her. Then all of a sudden he could not seem to get her out of his head. Who would have guessed that Neji was actually such a pervert at heart?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,307 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H.
Professions by JunkieFiction reviews
The high school where the gym teacher overworks you, the english teacher is a heartthrob, the woodworks teacher is a sadistic maniac, the food tech teacher is ramen obssessed, the music teacher has multiple personality disorder, and more. Its all just fun
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,479 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Softer by Ink Child reviews
SequeltoStronger: A nightmare became real, their life put on hold, it will take a soft stregnth to bring her back. Itachi will pay, she will endure, he will be strong. HxS.IdunownNaruto.Chp 10:K fluffy humour. Last chapter. epilogue to follow.Finished.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,466 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Utterly Random Kakuzu and Hidan Story by NoLifeChild reviews
FINISHED! Finally...Chapter 18 is up children! Thank you all for being patient and all that, my deepest apologies for delay...A little fic about Hidan and Kakuzu, how they met, and what happened before they ever came out in the manga. Parody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,872 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Parody Act by shinee-pebbles reviews
Hinata had always envied Sakura, confidence, personality, looks. So Hinata asked Sasuke to help her with exactly that, but will it work it catch the eye of her one and only Naruto? SasuHina sort of. Eventually. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,431 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Itai? by Second2dead reviews
high school fic Naruto is the new boy in school and Sakura sees promise in him...for cheerleading! My version of mean girls.Better summary inside.sasunaru?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,848 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Bet by hyugaheiress reviews
Jiraiya&Tsuande make a bet involving Hinata's love life as well as Gaara's &Sasuke's.Temari&Ino then make a bet within that bet.Who will Hinata choose, the Uchiha or the Kazekage?Now throw in a lil girl who claims her parents are Gaara&Hinata![OOCness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,229 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Hinata H., Gaara
I Was Not Afraid Of Death by goldnote reviews
Barbossa's last thoughts in Isla de Muerta. Rated T.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Hector B. - Complete
Truths About Akatsuki by Silver Curiosity reviews
Sasuke was bored so he decided to go to the Akatsuki lair and find out what's up. But Naruto followed. All Sasuke wanted to do was see why the Akatsuki weren't attacking Konoha, but he never expected this, and neither did Naruto... No pairings...yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,360 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Look Who's Talking! by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
Life as the Leader of Dogs isn't all it's cracked up to be, as Inutaisho is regretfully reminded of each day when dealing with his two volatile wives and mischievous sons. Chapter 9 up!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,669 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
Puppy 101 by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
A prank spell turns Inuyasha and Sesshomaru back into young pups. Kagome volunteers to keep them safe in her time until a cure is found. But as she soon finds out: Puppies are a handful! Chapter 12 up!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,816 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
May Fly by Seer of Terana reviews
A week before the ninja demonsration at Sunpu, Kagerou reflects on her life as she fufills her purpose to the Manjidani. First Basilisk fic, Rating should probably be T, but I'm just being safe. If you like Kagerou, please read this. R&R please!
Basilisk - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Complete
The Audition of a Darklord by Saeros reviews
This is a strange short story about auditioning for a darklord. Please review.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Elrond - Complete
Stronger by Ink Child reviews
I dont own Naruto and Co.HinaSasu: Hinata has to get stronger, she has one year. Who else will be good enough to teach her, but the legendary Avenger.THE END.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,627 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
There Were No Stars In The Sky by goldnote reviews
One shot. Barbossa and Elizabeth have a little talk in the middle of the night: set postDMC. First time POTC author. Rated T. Barbossabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
The adventures of Shino! i mean spider man! by zaza girl reviews
Gaara and naruto come up with the conclusion that shino is spiderman. Are they correct? maybe, maybe not, you gotta read to find out! imagination crack at its fullest! R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007
A Family Affair by Lack Thereof reviews
[SasuSaku] After coming to his senses, Itachi tries to piece his life back together. Easier said than done, Mr. Uchiha. [On long term Hiatus.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,873 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Acatsuki by Darkkinkachu reviews
Sir Leader gets fed up with Akatsukis inabilaty to catch the ninetailes. He does something awful to his underlines and some how Haruno Sakura has been dragged into it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,962 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Secrets of the Mind by KuraiOkami reviews
Sasori hasn’t heard the words ‘I love you,’ since he was a child, nor has he been hugged since then. His trust in everyone around him is also slightly tainted since his old partner left him. What is he going to do when his newfound partner comes? SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,232 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Sasori, Deidara
Adventures of Infamous Missing Nin by animedragongirl reviews
Drabbles about Akatsuki. Nineteenth chapter: What are Deidara and Kisame planning? Why? And does it have to do with Orochimaru or a party? [Warning: Implied yaoi pairings: SasoDei and KisaIta]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,539 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006
Yakyuu by Landlady of the Universe reviews
Neji. Sakura. Baseball. And pants.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Big Yellow Bus and Other Silly Adventures! by The Girly Man reviews
What happens when you take most of the brains out of our favorite Fruits Basket characters? Why, The Big Yellow Bus and Other Silly Adventures, of course!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,761 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/13/2006
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 3,336 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
To Kiss a Tomato by RBMIfan reviews
The Uchiha are slightly unstable vampires, the Hyuuga are elves, Sasori is an angel and Lee is a werewolf. And those are just the first people Sakura meets when she accidentally becomes the newest member of this very dysfunctional family.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,622 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 7/20/2006
Not Weak by BlackElement7 reviews
When Sakura's team refuses to help her and calls her weak, what will happen? Especially when somebody shows up and offers to train her. [SakuIta]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,488 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Protector by Vellona reviews
Yamato was walking around town when he got a phone call from Tai. Tai asked him a favor of taking care of his little sister while he's gone for the weekend. After a while Yamato agrees. What will happen when a series of...fun events happen? Yakari! RxR
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,855 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Hikari Y./Kari K., Yamato I./Matt
Mommy Itachi by EvilPyroKitty17 reviews
Naruto is turned into a three year old, and thinks Itachi is his mom. How will the homicidal criminal handle motherhood?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,563 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Himitsu by Streets of Fire reviews
Matt buys a present for a special secret someone. Oneshot.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Sora T., Yamato I./Matt - Complete
I Hate Babysitting! by LuClipse85 reviews
Sesshomaru's parents have gone on their second honeymoon. Having the house to himself, it's him, his PS3 and his little brother Inuyasha.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,902 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha
Kender In The Closet by goldnote reviews
When kender are involved, there is no such thing as too much aspirin. For fans of Elves In The Shower and Pirates In The Pantry, the characters of Dragonlance have arrived! Rated T.FINISHED!
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,253 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Complete
Trust In Yourself by goldnote reviews
Faramir gives Eoywen a choice: stay with him or leave for the hope of Aragorn's love. Rated T. One Shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
How Itachi Got His Butt Kicked by Highlord Langslock reviews
Naruto defeats Itachi! But how? And why isn't Sasuke angry about it? Read and find out! Just a little fic I wrote and submitted for pactice.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
The Springtime of Womanhood by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Gai gen] TenTen just wants to get through her first period without any fuss. Too bad Gaisensei isn't about to let that happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Gai M., Tenten - Complete
Revenge, is a Terrible Thing by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] [Team 7 hilarity] “Don’t look at the pictures. Just don’t. Just give them to me.” Well, now she had to look at them. So she did and nearly dropped them in surprise. Rated for language. I think. Did I mention this was Crack? Because it is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Secret In A Lie by furryhatlover2543 reviews
Itachi goes to Konoha and poses as Sasuke! Will his cover be blown? Will Sasuke come back? Will Sakura find out? SUCKY SUMMARY
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,512 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Kaleidoscope by wyldcat reviews
Kakashi saw himself in Itachi. He understood him better than anyone else, and yet their paths diverged so far apart. Character study.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Kakashi H., Itachi U. - Complete
Cleared by Andrometamorphose reviews
What happens when Itachi gets amnesia and is brought to Konoha? Apparently, some rabid squirrels, halfbaked plans, and the most twisted matchmaking skills ever. sasusaku. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,402 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ask Gaara by Gaara's-pandachan101 reviews
Gaara is here to answer your questions about the Naruto cast and himself. Simply review your questions and he will answer. Rated for questions that may be asked.This is the origional ask character story. I NEED REVIEWS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,765 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Gaara
How Sasuke stole Christmas by Hammy Uchiha reviews
Sasuke hates Christmas, but has come up with an idea to stop it from happening...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stumped by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] Sasuke decided not to bother with finding a recipe. He was going to make something au originale. Because Uchihas did not follow, they led. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/11/2006 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
You Work for Me by Shining Serenity reviews
Working sucks! No, it really sucks! But working for an arrogant, cold hearted, manipulative, good for nothing, meanie sucks even more! Too bad Hinata’s stuck picking up Sasuke’s dirty underwear! Read and Review please! [SasukeXHinata]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,492 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Akatsuki's Cloak by FUjiwaRA AyuMi reviews
Ever felt curious about who actually went through the trouble of unifying the Akatsuki's Cloak? Here's a story about how that came about. Starring all of the Akatsuki's member except for Orochimaru..
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Bloody Typical by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] Rather than sleeping for the rest of the day, Sakura spent the next three hours creating a painstaking plan to get an incredibly belated revenge on Uchiha Sasuke. Slight crack. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Otousan or Not Otousan by MidnightTemptress671 reviews
Itachi finally came home after 6 years only to discover some unexpected news. Now he must decide. R&R. Not good with summary.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2006
Three Sisters, Two Friends, and One Enemy by IxPokexYou reviews
What happens when me and 2 friends are not only half vampire but sisters. We go to school at Hogwarts! Sirius has escaped and Lupin is drunk.WTF, Who does draco like. HarryOC, RonOC, OliverOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,379 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Harry P., Ron W.
Hell child by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Itachi realises his brother is gay, so it is up to him to carry on the Uchiha clan. With a Malepregnancynojustu ready, he finds someone who can impregnate him, without Itachi killing them in the progress. OroIta Mpreg. Slight crack...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,423 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Itachi U., Orochimaru - Complete
Pen Pal by BlackNightStar24 reviews
When Sakura's heart is broken by Sasuke, she is devastated. But when her Tech Teacher assigns Pen Pals, will love blossom again? ItachixSakura! Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Everyone’s a Critic by God of Static reviews
While out on a mission, Ino runs into a certain blond artist...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Ino Y., Deidara
Misunderstandings by iMissa reviews
What an Uchiha wants, an Uchiha gets. And what he wants is her. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,162 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Emo Rehab Clinic by LordViral reviews
Viral here. I will be treating 5 patients and hopefully curing their Emoness. Get ready for some crossovers... It's all done. Enjoy all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/9/2006 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Complete
Silent Moonlight by halfdemon-kai reviews
ONE SHOT! A girl who's lived with regret gets taken in by Sesshoumaru and is treated with kindness. Having a dark past, how can she not think that she doesn't deserve that kindness?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,162 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Sesshomaru - Complete
2 Old Men by Kagome023 reviews
Sasuke's Ambitions have finally been accomplished... or have they? Read this funny tale of the 2 Uchiha brothers.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Neji Gets a Wedgie by ms. phishy reviews
ONESHOT. Neji believes that women can't be ninja. But how does he react when Tenten boldly goes where no kunoichi has gone before?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Konoha Campers by Shadow Dragon Boss reviews
Kakashi decides to take Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke on a camping trip for team bonding and teamwork building. How will this dysfunctional trip turn out? Rated T just to be safe as the worst of it is mild violence & injury and mild swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,079 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Hinata's Preschool by TheDarkHyuuga reviews
On Hinata's first day at preschool, she meets a lot of new friends, makes a couple of enemies, and goes through her toddler life. First fic! Sakura bashing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,708 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Hinata H. - Complete
Why Am I Bleeding? by TearShield Alchemist reviews
Sakura has to tall Kakashi something no man wants to hear... Crackfic, based on a fanart I saw
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
One Day by the River by KalliopeStarmist reviews
[oneshot] This is Uchiha Itachi, age 11. The little boy over there is his younger brother. Yes, that's right, the one surrounded by girls.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Orochimaru's evil babysitting service by Sakura-BlossomsXXX reviews
Welcome to Orochimarus evil babbysitting service where we shower your children with knives...I mean Love! Dont own naruto bla bla bla...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Orochimaru
Itachi and his milkshakes! by xDeadlyDiseasex reviews
Kisame gets a taste a itachi in his booty jeans NOT YAOI OR W.E YOU CALL IT! just pure funneh
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Twins: Too much trouble by Rynx- Too- Genki reviews
Two babies from our world were plunged into Naruto world and mistakenly think that Hinata and Sasuke are their mother, there is no spelling error. Only they seem to be able to comfort the twins and only they can help each other... SasukexHinata, sasuxhina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,054 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Tenten's Bad Luck by erigstimloveles reviews
Tenten has been having the worst luck. And now, she's in a fight with her teammate, Neji! Oh no, can things get anymore worse? but wait...Neji does something surprising.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,304 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Hatred by Teslyn reviews
[o.O] A collection of oneshots inspired by randomness. [Chapter 3 up]Itachi can't hate Kisame, now or ever. [R&R]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Uchiha Adventures by AiKohaku reviews
What happens when Uchiha Fugaku decides to take his family for a little bonding time? Utter chaos and the TRUTH about what REALLY happened. CRACKFIC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Happy Birthday by FMA4EVER reviews
It's Sakura's birthday and everyone forgets...except for Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rat Poison by Hammy Uchiha reviews
Itachi's having one of those dreams...again...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Uncle Dearest by KalliopeStarmist reviews
[oneshot] A Twisted StoryArch Masterpiece. Temari's To Do List: Do dishes, make sure Kankuro eats, and dispose of her uncle's body before Gaara gets arrested. Just a typical evening, really.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Itachi Talks about stuff by LordViral reviews
Itachi finally speaks his mind rated T for mild swearing and Yaoi comments.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Itachi vs the fangirls by LordViral reviews
A day in the life of Itachi. Find out who will win Itachi Or the fangirls. Rated T for Itachi styl violence
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Sasuke's Grudge by Amaya Hitaki reviews
This is the real reason why Sasuke is mad at Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Sasuke U.
Cursed by SakuraInBlooming reviews
When the cold Hyuuga and the hyper Haruno get stuck together on a mission, insults and sparks will fly! NejiSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,833 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
A Debt Repaid by littlefiction reviews
Inuyasha saves Sesshoumaru's life, and the demon Lord is honor bound to repay the debt. But the only thing he has to offer Inuyasha is answers, so for a period of 24 hrs he must truthfully answer ANY question Inuyasha asks him. Temporarily on Hold
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,080 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha
Project Tomboy by halfdemon-kai reviews
When in feudal japan, finding the right mate is hard. When there's a secret well to pass through that leads to another world... why not look there instead? What happens when Sesshoumaru decides to find his mate in just that way? Finally Edited!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,576 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Sesshomaru - Complete
Dark Shadows by God of Static reviews
Phantom Ganon and Dark Link, two shadows created for a similar purpose. Separately they were defeated, but what will happen when they decide to work together?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,322 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Dark Link, Malon
50 Ways to make Neji Rip Your Head Off by sentbyangels13 reviews
Neji hates you enough. Why don't you push it some more? Here are 50 ways how.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Neji H.
Little Itachi by Nimble Paws reviews
There is an attempted assassination on Tsunade by a...little boy? And he claims to be Uchiha Itachi. Is he right? Well, he sure looks like him anyway. And he posseses the Sharingan. But Itachi's supposed to be older than four... ItaxSaku maybe
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Itachi U.
Kankuro Gets Pantsed by Darkkinkachu reviews
If you dont like stupid, random, PWP drabble, dont read. I was just havin' some fun
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Sakura H., Kankuro - Complete
He did it! by Midnighstar reviews
Get a look in how Inuyasha and Sesshomaru grew up. See why their dad was on the verge of killing them. A vintage. Chapter 6 is up! Please R&R!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,486 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
Fruits Basket Prank Calls by happyfunball reviews
Who will Shigure, Yuki, Tohru and Kyo call when they are making prank calls?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Complete
Thirty Ways To Make Hinata Mad by sentbyangels13 reviews
Yes. The quite girl in the corner is about to blow. Here's 30 ways how.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Hinata H. - Complete
Elves In The Shower by goldnote reviews
What will these girls do when the characters from their favorite book end up visiting them for a week? What will happen in the process of getting them home? Rated T because of humor... my first LOTR fanfic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Complete
It's Not My Fault! by TypoNumber5 reviews
Itachi tells us what really happened that fateful night... [a rather silly oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Moments In Time by Kasuhisa reviews
A first for an anime fiction. Sesshomaru's last moments with his father, and meeting his little brother.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,659 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha
Smile ! You're on Inu Camera ! by Maru-sha reviews
Ch.7 up! Inuyasha finds a video camera and films other members of the gang to see what they do when no one else is around. Prepare for outrageous and insane humor ! May cause asthma attacks, you have been warned !
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
The Question by Kiara Jinzan reviews
Suikoden IV. Sigurd asks Hervey a very important question.
Suikoden - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Complete
Superhero Bathroom Habits by God of Static reviews
Late one night on the Watchtower, two workers discuss the habits of their employers.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2006
Into the Fray by Silver Dragon 2488 reviews
IY's life sucks, Sango's a goth-like clique member, Miroku's perverted (as usual) and Kagome happens to be the new girl. How do these four misfits come together? By a little gang called...band...?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,565 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Maxie Hood by Sapphire Angels Devil reviews
COMPLETE! A sugary hyper story, with a lot of parody and fun stuff. Will they ever get Max back to normal or are they doomed to live with this Maxie Hood?
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,311 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Max T./Max M., Mariam - Complete
Driving Lessons by Cookeh reviews
Rated for swearing. What happens when the Bladebreakers decide to pick up driving lessons? Mayhem and chaos will ensue! On hiatus...
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,364 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 3/13/2005
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Horse of the Leaf by Hibiki54 reviews
Magic mushrooms. A stolen scroll. This is all that Mousse needs to finally get rid of Ranma! And it works! In another world, a man finds a child and is order by the Hokage to raise the boy to be a good citizen of the Hidden Village of Konoha..(Completed)
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 126,026 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/17/2004 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Complete
Shinjite by rpg-gil reviews
AU. Instead of Inuyasha, Shippo, Sango, and Miroku, Kagome meets and searches for the shards with the two most unlikely people. Unfortunately for her, feelings arise in between the two demons, and Kagome is unwillingly caught in between. NKS
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,982 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/20/2003 - Published: 5/28/2003
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Why are Cecil's lips purple? reviews
Was originally a oneshot but is now a serial, each chapter is unrelated to the others unless otherwise stated. The Dissidia crew try to solve life's great mysteries or share their epic misadventures. from cecil's lips to Sephy's one wing its all fair game
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,621 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 11/5/2009
Konoha's Blossom reviews
The sequel of Akatsuki's flower. Kari and Itachi try to survive the rollercoaster ride of parenthood as Hinata and Sasuke realize new found feelings, and in the middle of all this, the Akatsuki want revenge and the time has come to claim it!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,855 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009
Hilarious beyblade stories reviews
i wrote a lot of short stories some are assignments. Kai gets sugar high? Ray goes crazy? evil gophers,ronald mc donald blows up? kenny's on drugs, everyone getting arrested on cops and lots of yelling,WTF! each chapter is a different story.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 60,645 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/23/2005
The Last Night reviews
Hinata wants to die, Naruto has fallen for another and it's all her poor heart can handle...but does fate have something different planned for her? Oneshot, sasuXhina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chaos and the Cornfield reviews
The gods had other reasons to summon the warriors...it is very typical of gods to do so...lets see the real reason why the 20 warriors were summoned Oneshot
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Chaos, Cosmos - Complete
Not another Lord of the Rings parody reviews
this is a parody that me and my friend wrote over the weekend. we did all 3 movies and some parts of the books where the movie doesn't go into great detail. there is loads of OOC ness and yah more is said inside
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,523 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Complete
Akatsuki's flower reviews
the leader of akatsuki has a plan. Operation:Housekeeper. His victim? a hot tempered,funny kunoichi missing nin who has had some connection with Itachi is his answer. lets see what really happens in Akatsuki when no one's watching.and so when they leave..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 95,799 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Complete
how to annoy the naruto cast reviews
well this is a story that my friend wrote, i'm just posting it for her. lets just hope that fanfiction doesn't delete it. i also added a few things so please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Jiraiya
Kakashi's Dream reviews
Kakashi had a dream...but you have to read it to find out what it is...ONESHOT!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
The inuyasha characters are in band reviews
this is about the inuyasha characters in a high school band, and all the hijynks with classes and the band. if you want to be in my story let me know!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,134 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 12/15/2005
Ninjas in a nook reviews
Chelsea goes away to see a friend and the last thing she expects is being visited by characters....again! when Naruto's involved there's not enough tylenol to go around for these poor girls. please read elves in the shower and kender in the closet by gold
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,592 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Complete
Once upon a valentine's day reviews
a small valentine's day oneshot i did in one day in honour of the occasion.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Complete
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