swiftykenobi
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Joined 10-30-05, id: 922569
Author has written 15 stories for Star Wars, and Harry Potter.

Ok. To my lovely, resplendent, and patient readers of Family Matters, I am attempting to start writing again. Life is crazy right now, but I am trying my best. Part of the problem is that I'm still not sure of where I want it to go. Just please know that I have not abanded it and that I'm trying my best.

Another Note: If anyone is looking for a beta reader for a star wars or harry potter story, email me and I would most likely be happy to do it. Poetry, oneshots, or whatever.

I'm seventeen and a senior in high school. Writing is my life and love and breath. I love Star Wars--it inspires me! Obi-Wan Kenobi is the coolest Jedi ever. I know that the prequels have been criticized so much, but I personally love them. I'm also a huge fan of Harry Potter (third book was the best), and I love to watch Jeopardy!. Other than that, I don't really watch a whole lot of TV or movies, but I must say that House M.D. is a brilliant show (bitter, cynical, sarcastic, and hilarious...what could be better?)! I love music, and I hate sports with every fiber of my being...run around, kick a ball, and run around some more. I just cannot bring myself to find any sort of interesting aspect in that. I would rather read or write. I want to learn Greek and maybe live in Greece someday...or anywhere but California for that matter, but for now I'm stuck, so I'll just use Star Wars to get away (far, far away for that matter). So...that's me.

If you want to reach me about any of my fics or anything that I write, you can e-mail me at swiftykenobi@hotmail.com.

Also, I just got a new account over at fictionpress dot com, and I will soon be adding my non-fanfiction prose and poetry to it. If you're interested, check it out at http://www.fictionpress.com/~LovingProse !

Thanks for reading!

May the Force be with you!

--Swifty

"The power of accurate observation is often called cynicism by those who don't have it." -George Bernard Shaw

"I have a bad feeling about this." -Obi-Wan Kenobi

"The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad." -Salvador Dali

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." -Napoleon

"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his deusion is called a philosopher." -Ambrose Bierce

"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters." -Frank Lloyd Wright

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." -H.H. Munroe (Saki)

"Maybe this world is just another planet's Hell."-Aldous Huxley

"Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact." -George Eliot

"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, then you'd best teach it to dance." -George Bernard Shaw

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein

"Only a Sith deals in abosolutes." -Obi-Wan Kenobi

"Hey, no loose wire jokes." -Anakin Skywalker

"The dark is generous, and it is patient, and it always wins-but in the heart of its strength lies weakness: one lone candle is enough to hold it back. Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars." -Matthew Stover

Just a note about one of my stories, Redemption, in response to a few comments that I have gotten. I completely agree with the idea that suicide is never right and that it is never a solution to problems, but I guess that the point I was trying to make is that, when Darth Vader accepts the truths of his actions, and admits to himself that he was deceived by the Sith way and by Palpatine, it is by accepting this that Anakin Skywalker is redeemed.Yet the good in Anakin Skywalker could not handle the weight of his actions and betrayal, and so he decides to himself that maybe suicide is the answer, even if it is not necessary or given full thought. Anyway, I'm rambling, but I just wanted to address it because I appreciate the feedback that I have gotten on the story. I did not mean to make it seem as though the reason that he was redeemed is because he kills himself, I wanted it to be that his remption comes from finally knowing his actions and asking forgiveness, but in the end he just cannot handle it. Ok, I'll stop my musings. Thanks to everyone who reviewed!

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In The Box by The Fat Chipmunk reviews
[FC] A collection of poems from the residents of Hogwarts, accumulated over the years inside the mysterious and magical Box.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 37 - Words: 15,065 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 12/8/2005
Armilla by Coral Grace reviews
Follows the troubled path of fifth year Ravenclaw student, Armilla Kemp, when she is suddenly placed in the care of Professor Snape. NOT a romance fic or cliched story. Set in OotP. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 74 - Words: 361,748 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Severus S., OC - Complete
The Marauders' Papers by lupin-is-awsum reviews
Bits and pieces from the Marauder Era collected to understand what exactly happened at Hogwarts during the time of Remus Lupin, James Potter, Sirius Black, and Peter Pettigrew. Told entirely through notes, detention slips, homework, essays, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,341 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005
A Sith Among The Jedi by Lincoln Six Echo reviews
Sith Knight ObiWan Kenobi goes to live in the Jedi Temple with his father QuiGon and his new Padawan Anakin. But things won't be easy for them...Sequel to The Jedi And the Sith.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,755 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
An Unexpected Guest by CowsLovePennies reviews
Darth Vader's having a birthday party! Palpatine's in love, Ewoks are yummy in ketchup, and Anakin sees someone he never expected or wanted to see again.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,322 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Complete
Committing SUEicide by Avada Cruimperio reviews
Oneshot. What do you get when you mix OOCs, Mary Sues, and extremely overused plotlines? You don't want to know...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
ObiWan's Choice by Ember Nickel reviews
How bad were AnakinVader's burns? Maybe worse than we knew...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Pawn by ReeraTheRed reviews
COMPLETE. Was Dumbledore really stupid to trust Snape? HALF BLOOD PRINCE COMPLIANT and STILL pretty much CANON as of Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,556 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Guidelines for Working Alongside My Former Padawan by crazyundeadfairy reviews
Guidelines for Working Alongside My Former Padawan, Anakin Skywalker, as composed by ObiWan Kenobi.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Disruptions by amber75 reviews
Takes place right after the events in TPM. Obi tries to deal with his newfound celebrity status within the Temple. Completed.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,031 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
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The Discourse of Riddles reviews
A series of conversations between Tom Riddle and Dumbledore over TR's years at Hogwarts. The growing distrust and suspicion, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Family Matters reviews
Can three Jedi make it as a family? If a Jedi knows no love, nor emotion, nor attachment...can ObiWan and his Padawans remain true to the Jedi Code?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 65,062 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
The Riddled Enigma reviews
The creation of the first horcrux as Tom Riddle completes his sixth year at Hogwarts. Character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,540 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Forest Wars reviews
Just a little TPM parody...naturi style!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Just Give Me A Moment reviews
Oneshot. ObiWan POV after Mustafar. A little cheesy poetry mixed in with it.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Odes to Star Wars Characters reviews
A few humerous poems dedicated to our favorite Star Wars characters. Chapter four has cordially been reserved for dear Lord Sidious.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Darth Vader
Penumbra reviews
A poem about how the dark side clouds everything as the republic falls
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Complete
Sepulchral Dreams reviews
The result of Anakin's dreams
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Darth Vader - Complete
The Puppet Master reviews
Anakin's betrayal and fall to the Dark Side under Palpatine.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine - Complete
RotS Poetry reviews
Just my random musings on episode three.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 11/18/2005
Supply Problems reviews
Why did it take so long to build the Death Star? Poor Lord Vader! COMPLETED!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Nerf Fur reviews
Have you ever wondered about the radical change in ObiWan's facial hair between Episodes I and II? How did the beard come to be? Humerous oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Redemption reviews
Oneshot. A kind of dark fic about the redemption of Anakin Skywalker.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Crashing Funeral Bells and Goodbye reviews
ObiWan attends Padme's funeral and it brings back all of the terrible memories. He then sets out to live his solitary life on Tatooine. COMPLETED.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2005 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
A New Path reviews
Just a oneshot of ObiWan's journal after Naboo, thinking of what is to come...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete