Silver Ferret
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Joined 10-31-05, id: 923172, Profile Updated: 09-22-11
Author has written 1 story for Mass Effect.

Hello there, and thanks for checking out my profile! I assume you reached this page because you like my work, which makes me very happy!

Name: Silver Ferret (you'll never know my real name! Mwahaha!)

Nicknames:SF, Ferret, Slinky-Mammal

Age: Young Adult. That's as much as you'll get.

Gender: Female

Favorite Fandoms: Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Zelda, Fire Emblem, "Tales of" series, Kingdom Hearts, Pokemon, Final Fantasy

Likes: Being mean to my characters, confusing people by speaking in my own made-up language (which I really have no idea about as far as words, meanings, whatevs - it's just whatever comes out of my mouth. Sounds cool, though.)

Dislikes: Evil mothers, evil chihuahuas, evil alarm clocks, going to bed early, waking up early, morning people, homework, grammar errors - including my own

Located: Illium. In the air ducts. Watching asari.

Looks: If you know what a silver-colored ferret looks like, you know what I look like (power to the ferret-lovers!)

Muse: My characters, whoever they may be at the time. They tell me their stories; I just write things down. Currently: Thane Krios, Mass Effect

Notes: I'm vegetarian. Not vegan. I don't eat meat, fish, seafood (like lobster and shellfish), or poultry. I do eat eggs, though. Veg ferret... How does that work?

Fave Quotes:

"Bury it! Dig it up! Bury it again! FORGET WHERE IT IS!" -Hammy, Over the Hedge

"It's reverse reverse regular psychology, which is really regular psychology reversed!" -Me

"Okay, so we left off at the talking moth." -Me

"The Zelducks are invading the planet!" -Me

"Smile and speak gibberish, it confuses people." -Me

"Whose snoring was it that shook the rafters in numbers class?" -Eliwood, Fire Emblem

"Ha ha ha! You're so much fun to tease!" -Hector, Fire Emblem

"Stupid Sheba..." -Jenna, Golden Sun: The Lost Age

"29. A small baked good that is often adorned with chocolate chips:

A. Monkey C. Bouff

B. Cookie D. I want to get this free question wrong" -Mr. Bouffard, my old civics teacher

"I love chickens, Eddy!" -Ed, Ed, Edd, and Eddy

"My distant cousin is a turtle..." -Me

"Quiet, Maurice! Can't you see you have insulted the freak?" -King Julian, Madagascar

"And I thought Saturos and Menardi had issues..." -Sheba, Golden Sun: The Lost Age

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible" -Walt Disney

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The Life and Times of:Young Link by Numdenu reviews
CHAPTER 38 UP! Enter the Spartan and his Symphonian Badger of Apollo! YL is, quite predictably, beaten in a battle of wits! Yeah, nothing that new. Rated for...minor...swearing.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 44,382 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 7/1/2005
Minish Cap:Deleted Dialougues PHOENIX EDITION by Numdenu reviews
CHAPTER 13 UP! Another update, huzzah! Blame a Kratosiroth and jump on in, today's chapter has some guards and a Vaati.... RATED FOR SWEARING.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,920 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Link, Vaati
Magic Mixup by Graficcha reviews
HP Golden Sun:TLA crossover. After their quest, Felix' party decides to go on another journey, to the world beneath Weyard. They find themselves joining the wizards and attending Hogwarts. And then there's the return of the Stone of Sages...
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,812 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 7/23/2005
Golden Sun Rambtings by Numdenu reviews
Rantings plus ramblings equals rambtings. For instance, Haze suggests touching the sky in naughty places, Ivan's essence in another dimension is a floating ball of light, and the winner of the contest is announced! THE LAST CHAPTER! IT'S OVER!
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,576 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Complete
Al's Take on Darwin by Numdenu reviews
Now a TWOshot!. Alphonse tries to present a look into Darwin's Theory, but everything goes awry. Yawn. Rated for swearing, innuendo, and bickering. Whoot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/18/2006 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Alphonse E. - Complete
Blood's Strain by Samurai101 reviews
The Demon King needs a stronger body, and Ephraim is the prime subject to ensure the Demon's complete victory. Ephraim's strength is failing, and the Demong King is pressing from all sides. Can Eirika save her brother before the Demon King takes his body?
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,237 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Complete
Self Help: Sacred Stones Parodies by Numdenu reviews
We all agree, don't we? All the good parodies are for Rekka no Ken and Path of Radiance. Well, doesn't Sacred Stones deserve a good parody, too? Here's something to go by if you plan to write such a story.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Complete
I'm Still Alive by Numdenu reviews
OneShot,based on Sacred Stones.Seth thinks Eirika is dead, until she wakes up and starts yelling at him to get a healer.That's when Seth cracks...RaTeD fOr SaFeTy.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/25/2006
Melodrama by Numdenu reviews
OneShot. Some people have the most bizarre reasons for revenge. I mean, stepping in someone's cotton candy? BEWARE OF GARET FARTING AS A SPECIAL EFFECT!
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Complete
Sole Dorato: Lui RestaurarĂ  by Tafkae reviews
The tale of Golden Sun from the antagonists' point of view, beginning after the first raid on Sol Sanctum. I've tweaked some critical plot points I didn't like, so there may be a few surprises for you. CONTAINS SPOILERS. Chapter 9 is now up!
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,698 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 10/9/2005
Through the Other Eyes by jedigrl2001 reviews
[UNDERGOING FINAL REVISIONS] Villains or heroes, decide for yourself. The tale of The Golden Sun, told through the eyes of Saturos, Menardi, Felix, Alex, and those that traveled with them. Preview for sequel now up.
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 204,696 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/6/2006 - Published: 3/12/2003 - Complete
Cucumber by The Shadowess reviews
Isaac has problems with spicy food. Piers doesn't seem to care too much. Piers/Isaac
Golden Sun - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Piers, Isaac - Complete
All for One, One for All: Beginnings by Muse Lord Mai-chan reviews
Link was the only Swordsman at the Smash Mansion. That is until Marth, Roy, and Katan of the Dread Isles arrived! Follow the swordmasters through love, melee, murder, and secret plots. The Murderer has been discovered, the End has come... Or has it?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,226 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Complete
Dragon Blood by Nintendo Nut1 reviews
A mysterious dragon sorceror joins SSBM with unknown reasons... And when they mention a halfdragon, he becomes interested in one specific Smasher... First installment of the Dragon series.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,988 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Psycho Lady by Numdenu reviews
OneShot. Tishiya, a summoner, and her pet, named Pet, believe Tullia Domna is insane. They couldn't be more right. Set in Freeport, in EverQuest II. Gotta remember the two.
EverQuest - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Complete
Sickness by adestiny reviews
When Marth gets sick, it's up to Roy, Link, Zelda, Peach, and Samus to find a cure. It's a race against time, and love, and if they fail... Pairings inside.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,501 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 11/5/2005
Amber Eyes by Nightmare-chan22 reviews
Ch.5: Dora tries killing Saturos with a stapler!:: Piers' mom dies, and he changes schools to stay with his uncle. It's hard being the new guy... Couples inside
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,616 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 7/26/2004
Chasing Falling Stars by Capella A. Morningside reviews
The story of a certain master and apprentice in the world of the Minish... when the bonds are broken and the trust is betrayed. Warnings will come later.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Vaati
The Lighter Side of Darkness by Empress Dots reviews
There's a silver lining to every cloud, and a lighter side to every darkness... This is the story of Golden Sun as told by Saturos, Menardi, Felix, and Alex. [Spoilers for TLA and eventually GS1] [indefinite hiatus]
Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,839 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 6/5/2003
An End Has a Start reviews
AU. Rakhana, Palaven, Terra. Drell, turians, humans. One world. One fate. One man to change it all.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,328 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Thane K.