TheMidgetBee
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Joined 11-01-05, id: 923309, Profile Updated: 08-31-09
Author has written 13 stories for Discworld.

TheMidgetBee is currently 27 years old and lives in the UK.

She writes mainly Discworld fanfiction but is making an attempt to try writing in other fandoms or trying original fiction. However her valiant attempts are usually foiled by either her computer destroying itself in despair or by her getting distracted by something shiny. Either way, updates are generally 'forthcoming but 'delayed'.

TheMidgetBee also writes as Ficus-Avenger.

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Revolutions by Twist reviews
FINISHED Stoneface Vimes overthrew King Lorenzo, and was killed shortly thereafter, giving rise to a long line of Morporkian Patricians. But what if Vimes had lived? Join the readers who rave this journey down the Other Trouser Leg is "pretty ok!"
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,741 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Complete
Hers by Twist reviews
She's killing him, bit by bit, and he can't escape, and sometimes can't avoid. He's hers, and she takes what she wants. Thinky-type Vetinari fic, written in a fit of procrastination.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
Havelock Vetinari, Flamingo and Boy by Gogol reviews
Series of snapshots covering the supposed life and times of Havelock Vetinari. Read at your own risk.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
You are Not a Chicken by Severe Cabbage reviews
The death of Methodia Rascal, chicken and artist.Oneshot, as usual.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Tea Partay by Twist reviews
Vetinari, Downey and Rust are on a mission to destory the Disc's newest music sensation, rap. Don't hate.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Complete
PATO by BTK reviews
Vimes, the Watch, lots of other people and... what was it? Oh, yes, a murder. Strange thing, the victim is still alive... FINISHED! Plus the answer to why this is called PATO...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,092 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
Discworld Big Brother by Watchman reviews
Will Dibbler keep thinking up idiotic tasks? Will Angua finally be convinced that Vimes' isn't gay? Will the show go on? Who will win? Will anyone win at all? You decide.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,473 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 2/13/2005
Unappreciated Genius by Severe Cabbage reviews
Leonard of Quirm is inspired. Lord Vetinari is worried. Then again, what's new?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
The Window of Opportunity by Something.Myffic reviews
Discworld's favorite canon femslash! TonkerLofty, so of course it's depressing, but it has a happy ending...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Complete
The World through the Eyes of Nobby Nobbs by BTK reviews
Do you ever try to look at the world through someone elseĀ“s eyes? Nobby as you ve never seen him before. Try it...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Complete
Revenge by Watchman reviews
Sequel to Consequences. The Discworld characters have had enough of our fanfics and what they do to their lives. It's time for them to take revenge. Remember, those who live by the book, die by the book. Slash for obvious reasons.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
Consequences by Watchman reviews
We freely write fanfics about the characters of the Discworld, making them do whatever we wish. But do we ever think of how this will really effect them? My one, lonely slash, for reasons soon to be revealed.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Complete
Goody Two Shoes by Drummers reviews
A party at the Patrician's... Boredom... Inquisitive prying into private matters... And what do you do when your wife walks in? [SLASH!Finished]
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/5/2005
Long Dark Night by Mistress Arion reviews
Havelock Vetinari is kidnapped and tortured, leaving Sam Vimes to examine his real feelings for the Patrician. WARNING: SLASH SLASH SLASH, implied non-con, implied torture. If you don't like the idea of Vimes/Vetinari, DON'T READ THIS. (There, you've been
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,977 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2001
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You Did What? reviews
A version of the never-seen Vetinari/Leonard conversation from Jingo regarding Leshp after Vetinari finds out Leonard's been there.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Complete
The Event of the Season reviews
What do young Assassins, crossdressing and even a bit of man on man action add up to? That's right, it's time for the Assassins Guild annual play...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
New Business reviews
It's a wet and miserable night in AnkhMorpork and Rosie Palm is walking the streets, hoping to meet Mr RightAmount. PreNight Watch.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007
Moving Sideways reviews
Poor Sergeant Vimes...he's been summoned to see the new Patrician, and everyone's saying this one is even crazier then Snapcase. Features the usual characters.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2007
A Match Made in Heaven? reviews
Lord Vetinari is bored. So when Drumknott brings to his attention the fact that he and Commander Vimes are becoming gay icons in AnkhMorpork, it gives him an idea about how he could amuse himself...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,799 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
The Grand Sneer reviews
In order to escape the attention of Lord Snapcase, Havelock Vetinari has been forced to go on the Grand Sneer with...oh gods...Downey and friends. And if that wasn't enough to deal with, he's got to contend with the vampires and werewolves of Uberwald too
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,608 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006
Arranging Payment reviews
Vetinari and AnkhMorpork have a dragon problem, Madam may be the solution. My version of that conversation. Oneshot, and I mean it this time...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
A Parody of Character reviews
AnkhMorpork is under seige! And the culprits are a group of strangely familiar young women...Now with added voting section: you get to choose what happens next. Ooh...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,378 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 1/11/2007
A Measure of Tyranny reviews
A barbarian hero has arrived in a city under the thrall of an evil tyrant with the intention of freeing it once and for all. Unfortunately, he picked AnkhMorpork...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,735 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
The Letter reviews
Tales of the young Havelock Vetinari, detailing his father's death and his first day at school. Now featuring chapter three, the aftermath of 'Night Watch'. Please read and review, all feedback welcome.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,170 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/16/2006 - Published: 11/4/2006
The Noble Art of Unarmed Combat reviews
After a series of failed inhumations, Dr Follett decides that the students need a crash course in Unarmed Combat but doesn't want to hurt anyone important. So he signs up the all first year students in Viper House...including Downey and Vetinari.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Complete
Art Critic reviews
Set just before 'Thud', Lord Vetinari pays a visit to Sir Reynold's Art Gallery to see the amazing new exhibit he's heard so much about...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Complete
The Promise reviews
A few years ago, while standing beside a river in Uberwald, Carrot made a promise to someone. Now the worst has happened...but can he go through with it?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Complete