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Joined 11-01-05, id: 923422, Profile Updated: 08-24-10
Author has written 53 stories for Star Ocean, Fatal Frame, Final Fantasy X, Beyblade, Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, After School Nightmare, Code Geass, Death Note, Higurashi/Umineko series, Murder Princess/マーダープリンセス, and Bleach.

ANNOUNCEMENTS

25/08/2010: R.I.P Satoshi Kon. You will be missed.

06/08/2010: In short - Korea is awesome, my students are freakin' adorable, and I am now addicted to Korean boy bands.

But of course I can't just leave it at that. I am currently living in the city of Gunsan, located in the province of Jeollabuk-do. I am teaching at an all girls high school, and I love the students - hearing them call me 'teacher' and having them randomly run up to me and give me little things makes me all warm and fuzzy ^^ I'm also taking outrageous advantage of the Internet here and downloading more anime than what is good for me, but that's just fuelling my current need to get back to fanfiction, so it's all well and good xD

TRANSLATIONS

Delusions of Grandeur has been translated into French by allezhopunptitverredesake. It can be found at http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5520697/1/Illusions_de_Grandeur

Isolde has been translated into Italian by Ildico89. It can be found at http://www.efpfanfic.net/viewstory.php?sid=427025

CODE GEASS AU SERIES

I promised to put up a list of the Code Geass AU series created by Val-Creative and I, and here it is:

Detention (Val-Creative)

Peccadillo (Val-Creative)

By Way of Mouth

For Me, It's You

Lolita (companion story to For Me, It's You)

Eden's East (sequel to For Me, It's You, prequel to Thirst)

Thirst (Val-Creative)

Ashes of the Sun (side story focusing on Milly)

Adjournment (Val Creative - multi-chaptered sequel to Thirst)

As soon as I can think of a decent name for this series, I will be placing all these stories in a single C2 community.


Favourite Anime/Manga/Videogames

Berserk, Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, Beyblade, Hellsing, Elfen Lied, Death Note, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, After School Nightmare, Kingdom Hearts, Ouran High School Host Club, XXX-Holic, Final Fantasy, Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, Hayate no Gotoku, Princess Tutu, Skip Beat, Eden of the East, Ghost Hound, Pandora Hearts, Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler), The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Seto no Hanayome, Lovely Complex, Clannad, Spice and Wolf, Welcome to the NHK!, Natsume Yuujinchou, Kemonozume.

(A Select Few) Favourite Characters

Fullmetal Alchemist: Roy Mustang.

Beyblade: Kai Hiwatari, Tala Ivanov, Bryan Kuznetsov. (Beyblade may be old, but it still clings with all its might to a special place in my heart.)

Bleach: Ichimaru Gin, Abarai Renji, Zaraki Kenpachi... I am obsessed with many more characters than I would admit to.

Naruto: Kisame, Hidan, Kakuzu, Temari. (Have to admit that I am more than just a little disillusioned with Naruto at the moment. My interest has become purely fan-based. I look at pretty pictures and read fanfiction. Nothing more.)

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann: Kamina, Viral.

Death Note: L, Mello, Beyond Birthday.

Spice and Wolf: Horo - one of the best and strongest female characters to date.

Kingdom Hearts: Organization XIII, Riku, Sora.

Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion: Lelouch Lamperouge, Kururugi Suzaku, C.C.

(Again, a Select Few) Favourite Pairings

These are the main pairings that I either read or write (in these specific fandoms). Yaoi, het, shoujo-ai... I tend to bounce around a lot, and I have moved away from being a purely yaoi-fangirl.

Beyblade: Kai/Ray, Bryan/Tala.

Bleach: Zaraki/Unohana, Renji/Byakuya, Aizen/Gin.

Death Note: L/Light, Beyond Birthday/Mello, Matt/Mello/Near.

Naruto: Sasuke/Naruto, Hidan/Temari, Kakuzu/Hidan.

Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion: Suzaku/Lelouch, Gino/Kallen, Suzaku/Lelouch/C.C.

Fullmetal Alchemist: Roy/Ed, Greed/Kimbley.

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann: Viral/Simon.

Kingdom Hearts: Riku/Sora, Xemnas/Saix, Zexion/Demyx.

XXX-Holic: Doumeki/Watanuki.

Star Ocean: Albel/Fayt, Albel/Nel.

Now that you have been blessed with knowledge of my existence, check out my fics below.

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Liar Liar by Minute-Maid511 reviews
Lelouch Lamperouge; lady-killer, lover, and liar. Conning single, rich women out of every penny they have is his past time. Pretending to be gay to woo the world's wealthiest man and swindle him out of every cent he has is his mission.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 93,829 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K.
The Violet Room by Sarehptar reviews
While working a psychology internship, Myde is given the challenge of analyzing Ienzo, a mysterious patient who spends his days writing on the walls of his hospital room. But when the story of 'Zexion' and 'Demyx' starts to sound familiar...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 236,779 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 6/9/2007 - [Demyx, Zexion] Ienzo
Pizza Hut: A Slice of Heaven by Minute-Maid511 reviews
Pizza Hut: Serving thousands of pizzas to the world daily and rejecting hundreds of unworthy applicants by the hour.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,674 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Lelouch L.
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,523 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 2,462 - Follows: 2,063 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess reviews
Iruka has been assigned a new mission involving the lips of several of the villages most elite jounin. Poor, shy 'Ruka! Kakairu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,828 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
colors in a life's spectrum by Val-Creative reviews
He is shocked the first time his appearance shames him./ G to up to T 100 word drabbles and one sentence challenges.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Odysseus E.B., Tianzi
Knight by Conscription by Minute-Maid511 reviews
All he wanted was a normal life—a normal house, a normal dog, a normal wife. What he got was knighthood to a prince he wanted very much to stab with a knife.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,363 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K.
Adjournment by Val-Creative reviews
"You do not disappoint to make a perfect appearance," Lelouch addressed him, tossing him the sword. "Go on then. For our beloved countries. Kill me once again." Suzalulu. /Last installment.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,706 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Sinners by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
Criminology student Tala is sent to consult captured sociopath Kai Hiwatari in the hopes of catching another serial killer. Their dangerous relationship is taken to the next level when Kai escapes to pursue Tala. KaiXTala Ch 21 AND 22 up!
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 169,648 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Tala, Kai H.
Water by Senko Wakimarin reviews
Hidan hates the water, but Kakuzu promises everything will be alright.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Mission Impossible by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
The rest of the Organization are getting fed up with Xemnas’ bad mood. Desperate for a break, they conspire to get him to loosen up a bit. Somehow, this includes secretly setting him up with an equally unsuspecting Saix…Uh oh. Chapter 10 up!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 89,185 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Saïx, Xemnas
The Romance of the Uzumaki by justplainrii reviews
The fact of the matter is that Naruto was conceived due to a bet. A very simple bet, in fact: to find out whether or not Minato Namikaze was a virgin. And, in the process of finding out, Kushina Uzumaki ended up getting much more than she bargained for.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,578 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Kushina U., Minato N.
Snow White by Lady Nogitsune reviews
A son came to her with skin white as snow, lips rosy as blood, and hair as black as ebony wood... and neither mirrors, dwarfs nor animals would be able to escape his charm. The young Prince knew that somewhere up there, someone hated him. LelouchxSuzaku.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,696 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Cold Wars by peroxidepest17 reviews
America and Russia fight and make up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/11/2009 - America, Russia
8675309 Renji For a Good Time Call by DrabbleandFluff reviews
Renji is a part time phone sex operator, Byakuya is a high powered CEO, mostly alone in a foreign country... their lines cross.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,806 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Late Star Rising Part 3 : Stars at Twilight by Sapphira Antares reviews
Nakago faces his desires to change his life while being tormented by his humanity and his love for Soi. Flashbcks, angst and psychological, Nakago-sympathetic tale with a final flourish.
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,612 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Nakago, Soi
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Ignore The Comedians by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Lelouch x C.C. C.C. wants a discount, Lloyd becomes a temporary priest, and Lelouch finds himself married. Wait, what?
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Lelouch L., C.C. - Complete
Thirst by Val-Creative reviews
The first time… Lelouch only allowed himself that night a small sip. It hit the back of his tongue with a sour, powdery orange tinge… Sequel to Peccadillo. Continued in Adjournment. AU. SuzaLulu. T for mentions of Refrain use.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Bless The Little Lambs by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Cake, fairy tales, and murder. Or, Rolo and what amounts to the childhood of an assassin.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/1/2009 - V.V., Rolo L. - Complete
How To Build An Empire by QuestofDreams reviews
Vongola have some rather unorthodox traditions. Tsuna is not amused. GuardiansxTsuna. Yes, you read that right.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,137 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 5/28/2008
Crowded Elevator by Tanny-san reviews
SeiferXHayner. A rivalry started with a few words leads all the way up to tension in the elevator. Molten sexual tension, that is. Updated with chapter 8.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,693 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Seifer, Hayner
Bantam Eden by firefly reviews
Out of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds it is the Yamanaka flower shop that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Hidan. Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
The Smear by Val-Creative reviews
Suzaku cannot resist for very long. SuzaLulu. Shounen-ai. Crackish. Drabbleish.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
Black Crayons by Bookworm Gal reviews
Annabelle draws very special pictures.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Annabelle L. - Complete
Street Smarts by Honestly reviews
Byakuya teaches Renji how to deal with perverts.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Infinities by Kyra Neko-Rei reviews
Sent out on patrol as punishment for insubordination, Starscream has better things to do than follow Megatron's orders. Ten self-induced overloads, ten fantasies. Starscream/himself, implied Starscream/pretty much everyone, especially Megatron.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
A Friendly Chat by Vermillion Lies reviews
Emperor Charles and Suzaku have a brief conversation regarding memories. Spoilers for Turn 02 of R2. SuzaLulu.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Fake God by Darkfire75 reviews
PeinHidan. “You are beautiful, Hidan. A child of god. You deserve to be worshipped. Jashin does not appreciate you for who and what you are.”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Hidan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Spring in Autumn by DnKS-giRLs reviews
A Gino-Rolo crack fic. When Gino Weinberg saw Rolo Lamperouge standing before him, he knew with perfect certainty that he was falling in love and the cold autumn suddenly turned into spring.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Gino W., Rolo L. - Complete
Wing Kink by Kyra Neko-Rei reviews
A series of connected one-shots focusing on Megatron and his fascination with his second-in-command. Megatron/Starscream, Megatron's point of view. Chapter 3: Starscream greets his wingmates after a long absence; Megatron watches enviously.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Megatron, Starscream
The Correction of Uchiha Sasuke by Novelist Pup reviews
Itachi has a mission, one which is quite...special. And Kisame, who would rather jump off a cliff, has been roped into helping him. :ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Better by Lily10 reviews
20 truths about Gino and Kallen. -updated with 20 more-
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Kallen S., Gino W.
The Things That Are Worth It by Kyra Neko-Rei reviews
Megatron's first encounters with Starscream: the selection of a new Air Commander. Decepticon courtship is sometimes fast and to-the-point. Other times it's a long, drawn-out tease. Same continuity as "Concerning Flight."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Wings by Oni-Gil reviews
Post-2007-movie. Sam takes pity on an injured Decepticon, despite the misgivings of his Autobot friends, and ends up with a disabled mech living in his backyard for an indefinite length of time.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,940 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Sam W., Starscream - Complete
Kimono by Val-Creative reviews
Their new savior shed his reptilian black skin for paled, scarred human weakness. /WARNING FOR MASSIVE ENDING SPOILERS./ Kallen and Suzaku have a startling encounter after Zero's Requiem.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Kallen S., Suzaku K. - Complete
Concerning Flight by Kyra Neko-Rei reviews
Movieverse: Megatron learns to handle a flying alt-form, with Starscream alongside to point and laugh---and occasionally help. Hints of future Megatron/Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Mortuary Mixup by Sayaka-sama reviews
All in all, Ino was bound for a stiff and miserable occasion until he nearly destroyed the wall of the funeral home. Hidan Ino crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Pizza Delivery is Serious Buisness by sasahara17 reviews
In which Suzaku Kurugi learns the hard way that pizza delivery is serious business.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Kallen S., Suzaku K. - Complete
The Cradle of Summer by Iluxia reviews
Oneshot, complete. Suzaku/Lelouch. It has been more than a decade, and at long last, Suzaku is free of the mask. His heart, however, will never be free of his King. Post-R2 25, spoiler warning.
Code Geass - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
Crunch by Hiroya-chan reviews
Hibari knows one thing for sure: Yamamoto Takeshi will never be a teacher. 8018.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
The Science of Silence by RobinRocks reviews
LelouchxRollo. Rollo wishes that there was something to truly tie him to Lelouch. Lelouch gives him that - in return for his silence. Spoilers for R2.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Lelouch L., Rolo L. - Complete
Loyalties by Oni-Gil reviews
07Movie!verse AU. After Starscream disappoints one time too many, Megatron teaches him a lesson that is difficult to forget. Megascream.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Family Matters by DnKS-giRLs reviews
A SuzaLulu crackfic. “It’s true, isn’t it?” Rolo said as he looked at Lelouch and Suzaku in most dramatic way. “You are my parents…”
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Guinevere by DnKS-giRLs reviews
A somewhat-SuzaLulu-fic. As Lelouch Lamperouge watched The Knight of Three, Gino Weinberg, browsing through the school's old photographs, he began to think that brain was surely not an important factor for someone to be accepted into The Knights of Round.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Lelouch L. - Complete
370 Days In A Year by Recode reviews
Suzaku found Lelouch staring into the mirror, one hand caressing his left eye absent-mindedly as if trying to look for the trace of Geass that was no longer there.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Drama! Angst! And Nail Polish! by Horizontally Diagonal reviews
A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... There was a high school. And at that high school there was a fearsome group of cheerleaders, known only as Akatsuki. AU parody
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,028 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Love by Miss Anonymous hp reviews
A series of drabbles all about the relationship between Hyuuga Neji and Uchiha Sasuke. Each drabble is inspired by a single word. YAOI NejiSasu, SasuNeji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 32,222 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Going Long by Novelist Pup reviews
[AU] What happens when local emo kid Sasuke gets tackled by star football player Suigetsu? He breaks his arm, that's what. And now Suigetsu's sticking with him for quite a while. [SuiSasu, CRACK]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,480 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H.
Of Physics And Chemistry by Nilahxapiel reviews
AU. After a one night stand with a beautiful young man, L’s life is turned upside down, especially when he finds out said man is the son of his coworker. LxRaito. Lemons. Now Being Continued.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,020 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - L, Light Y.
Peace, Love and Unicorns by Ninjagrrl reviews
As we all know, Akatsuki are misunderstood little angels who never really meant to hurt anyone. A crack fic where they see the light and end up twice as frightening anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Love, Shakespeare by 1147694 reviews
[SasuNaru. AU.] Falling in love after divorce is one thing. Falling in love with your ex wife's new boyfriend is another.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,325 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Neurotically Yours by A Spot of Bother reviews
AU. Falling in love isn't so hard. All it takes is a little romance. Zemyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,490 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
To Take Desperate Measures by ShadowSilk reviews
Every serious evil leader needs to have a matching appearance, right? Unfortunately for Pein, such things don't come cheap. Crackfic. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,711 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Pain/Pein, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Worship by Nilahxapiel reviews
He should have gotten a restraining order, because people are supposed to fear their stalkers. Not fall in love with them. AU RaitoxMikami. Lemon. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,161 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Light Y., Mikami T. - Complete
Dress Up by half-sleeping reviews
Mukuro, Hibari, Tsuna, and school uniforms. Crack.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
When Worlds Collide by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
Ray and Lee's friendship is threatened when Tala is brought to their village to recover from his experience in the Abbey. Will fur fly amongst the White Tigers when sparks fly between Ray and Tala...? Chapter 10 up!
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,945 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Ray/Rei K., Tala
1000 Miles In 10 Seconds by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
Sequel to 'Our First Noel'. Ray survived the Christmas holiday from hell in Japan. Now living with Kai in Russia, he must face the consequences. Chaos is just the beginning... KaixRay, BryanxTala yaoi. COMPLETED
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 98,222 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Ray/Rei K., Kai H. - Complete
It Just Works by LaDyFiCtIoN reviews
They're in love. YuBo WAVE!3 - Yaoi
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Tala, Bryan - Complete
Looking Right Through by LaDyFiCtIoN reviews
Boris has a problem with other men and the way they look at women. Stop eyeing up every pretty girl you see. Have you no standards? Why deliberately tease yourself with so-called eye-candy. Being gay though, makes him only look at Yuriy. YuBo WAVE!3 - Yao
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Bryan, Tala - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Well, You Know by Vermillion Lies reviews
In which Zexion represses a lot and Demyx is vaguely suggestive. And then there is much in the way of cliched stupidity. AU, 6x9x6
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
A List of Troublesome Firsts by Oh Dee reviews
The Nara and his firsts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Ugly Duckling Effect by Azneyez reviews
Riku was always a looker, Sora wasn't. But when they arrange to meet each other's boyfriends in their first reunion in years, Riku is faced with a gorgeous and utterly unavailable problem. RxC and SxL slash, eventual RxS and LxC.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,707 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Sora, Riku - Complete
1000 Ways by My God Can Beat Up Your God reviews
...To Kill off Yuna. Death by paper, seizures, food products, battery acid, Harry Potter, allergic reactions... 100 percent Tikku, Aurikku, Barikku, Rippal, Wikku, Khimarikku, Noojikku... A continuing saga of... oneshots?
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,821 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Yuna, Rikku
Undeserving by half-sleeping reviews
Xanxus is the most ungrateful bastard alive. X27
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Phlegethon River by Nilahxapiel reviews
“I want you. But I want justice more.” In the end, it had never been love. And if it had, it didn’t matter now, anyways. LxRaitoxL Yaoi AU.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,274 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/9/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Damages Incurred In the Process of Training by Dayadhvam reviews
She restrained herself out of the goodness of her heart, Sakura told herself. She was not going to beat Sai up just because the hapless boy had managed to insult her again despite her attempts at teaching him something remotely resembling social conduct.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Seeing With Your Eyes Closed by sharingank reviews
I'll hear you. The you I see with my eyes closed. YamaGoku. Rated M for language and mature themes. Oneshot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Skin & Bones by korinara reviews
Tobi, Sakura, Madara. A handful of rumors. A sheet of acid rain. The silent collapse of a century and a half. And so the monster came.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,115 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Sakura H. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 6934 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
On the Subject of Faith by sharingank reviews
He didn't want to talk, but there was just something about Tobi that made him feel like he should. Hidan and Tobi friendship piece. AU. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
For the love of Leingod by Zenphoenixa reviews
STEP 2: GIVE GIFTS TO YOUR LOVER! What have Albel and the Crimson Scourge done now? With a giant bunny on the rampage, Cliff stuck in a wall and a carnivorous cake on the loose, it can't get much worse! In theory, that is. Er... crack alert. :AlbelxFayt:
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 74,273 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 12/2/2005
Narcissus by NoNoWriter reviews
The only thing he knows is how to reflect the hatred of the world around him. So what is it if not a miracle that in the end he learns to love himself? [NaruNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Complete Non Sequitur by Mikomi's Pen reviews
Chapter One: Lelouch tries out for the school play. Hijinks ensue.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K.
Of Rainy Days and Board Games by ShadowSilk reviews
[Crackfic] Tobi is horrified to learn that Uchiha Itachi has never played a board game. In his eyes, such a thing is unheard of. Much to Itachi's chagrin, Tobi vows to teach him all about such seemingly frivolous pursuits. Friendship. [Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The Ukette by myinukoi reviews
1 uke. 15 semes. 1 mansion. Who will rise above the other semes and claim Naruto as their own? Bachelor.Bachelorette parody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,340 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Naruto U.
Means of Grace by Senri reviews
Kakuzu would enjoy pushing his thread through Hidan's flesh for no reason but his own pleasure. He'd enjoy tiptilting the monk's pretty smiles. He'd like it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
In the Line of Duty by CasusFere reviews
After Mission City, Barricade moves to LA and mystifies the local police force.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Barricade - Complete
The Black Brigade Theatrical Troupe by Anarchy Sky reviews
The epic tale of the war on Elicoor. It's Airyglyph vs. Aquaria. It's Vox vs. Albel. It's Ninjas vs. Idiots. A Parody of Star Ocean and everything in general. Chapter 20: One Year Later...a miraculous update arrives! The horror! The horror!
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,703 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 9/18/2005
Faded Red Clouds by Lutralutra reviews
Pein doesn't know why he's stayed with a group as screwy and unstable as Akatsuki for this long, and why he doesn't just let go now that he's wondering. He only knows that in a weird, dysfunctional way, they're like a family.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,742 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Complete
Hot Blooded by Quillslinger reviews
Xigbar's feral, Luxord's inscrutable, Axel's a ratbastard, and Demyx — he's just trying to stay alive. One panic attack at a time. Light Xigbar/Demyx, heavy shenanigans.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,739 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Demyx, Xigbar - Complete
Paint Against Skin by Cella N reviews
It’s not about the thrill of getting caught what moves them, but the creativity. SAKURA. SAI. 20 truths the world never knew about Sakura and Sai. And some that were speculated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
The Cricket Revolution by Hanita-chan reviews
[RikuSora] Sora never did anything halfway, so when he started rescuing crickets, he did it with a revolution in mind. What he didn't know was that his revolution would lead him straight to love. [AU]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,097 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Riku, Sora
Face Value by firefly reviews
In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,952 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
Gender Roles by Artemis Rae reviews
Domesticity, as demonstrated by Ed and Winry. Silliness and fluff. Postmanga.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Army Boys and Babes by Devilish Kurumi reviews
Ironhide enjoys everything about the Lennox's life... except for the baby. Feel good fluff, sugar to ingest, nothing important just WAFFy.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Depreciated Value by Nymbis reviews
Kakuzu tackles Ninjanomics. Because belonging to a group of S classed criminals is hard, but being their financial planner is even harder. Crack fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Kakuzu, Pain/Pein - Complete
Dysfunctionally Yours by Morte Lise reviews
AU. You all know the story. Lucky Sakura lands the lead role with longtime crush Sasuke in their school play, Romeo and Juliet. But wait...why does this Romeo seem more interested in his Mercutio than his Juliet?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,724 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
Kiss Me Deadly by Aweshum reviews
[AU. SasuNaru.] One kiss. Everyday. For the rest of the school year. Those are my terms, Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,498 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Make Your Peace by Ari Maxwell00909 reviews
[AlbelxFayt] Albel repeatedly lashes out at Fayt, trying to get the smaller man to unleash his power and allow him a challenge. In the mean time, Fayt is wasting away from mental anguish and repeated abuse from the one person he can’t leave.
Star Ocean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,468 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
Add Me Colour by Cella N reviews
“All my life is white. Paint me. Add me colour.” SAKURA. SAI. The insufficient struggle against the monotony of waiting.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Tremito by ShaggyDiz reviews
[Zaraki x Unohana oneshot] The way she said his name left him trembling. Rated M for mature content.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/11/2007 - K. Zaraki, R. Unohana - Complete
Rhythmic Heartbeat by A Spot of Bother reviews
AU. He keeps falling in and out of Zexion's life. Zemyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Sensory by Vermillion Lies reviews
Look. Feel. Taste. Smell. Listen. What could it be but love? [Zemyx, AU]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Fish Heads by Lotos-Eater reviews
[Sandsib gen fic] Because Kankurou just had to be a jerk, something they thought they had lost for good was reborn.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Even if by NoNoWriter reviews
Naruto keeps finding little notes from the strangest of places, containing the most confusing and annoying messages. [NaruSasu]AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bleach Drabbles by peroxidepest17 reviews
My collection of Bleach drabbles. Various characters, themes, and situations. Pairings include yaoi, het, gen, etc. See headings on each individual piece for more specific information.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 500 - Words: 356,932 - Reviews: 3743 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Complete
Feels Like Arcadia by Singe reviews
-On Hiatus- The destruction of the school was the only thing that brought us together, that gave us a reason to live. Now that it has fallen, burned to the ground, what do we have to live for? What could possibly be left?
X-Day - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,035 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 7/16/2004
Catch 22 by Lotos-Eater reviews
[ShikaTema] Temari has a problem: she wants to marry this guy, but he happens to belong to another hidden village. Shikamaru has a problem: he wants his girlfriend in his bed, but she keeps insisting that she lives somewhere else. How to fix this?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,342 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Ballad of Hidan and Kakuzu: A Love Story by sharingank reviews
One day, Hidan realized he had the hots for Kakuzu. Parodyfic. Rated M for language and sex talk.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Complete
Butterflies by FastForward reviews
Spring has come to Konoha, and Genma is determined to catch the first butterfly of the season. But what happens when an angry Shino doesn't like Genma's little plan? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Bite Me by Sibilant Whisper reviews
You would think they were children, Rei and Yuriy, with the things they bickered about. Honestly, 'whose were bigger'... Shounen ai KaRe YuBry
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Bryan, Tala - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Play With Me by FastForward reviews
Oneshot giftfic. Naruto is in a band and notices an interview that he wasn't invited to in a magazine. He discovers some interesting things about his friends, most particularly, Sasuke. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cups of Emotion by Ari Maxwell00909 reviews
[AlbelxFayt] Fayt was always very predictable. Not because of the way he acts, the things he says, the way he walks, or the way he looks, but by the beverage he drinks each morning.
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,210 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 7/22/2005
Ashes, Ashes by Quillslinger reviews
Naruto finds a scroll and has a brilliant idea. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Grieving Process of the Criminal Mind by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame, spoilers up to chapter 342. In which there are late night encounters under fluorescent lights, things left unsaid, and beverages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
37 by Quillslinger reviews
The small stairwell leading up to their hovel of a bedroom has thirty seven steps. The KisaIta AU I Am Totally Not Writing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Who Died and Made You Lolita? by Quillslinger reviews
Uchiha Shisui Stars In: Who Died and Made You Lolita? Gen-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,789 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Ball and Chain by peroxidepest17 reviews
Byakuya and Kenpachi sort of team up to give Yachiru the best birthday ever.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/13/2007 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K. - Complete
Succession by peroxidepest17 reviews
Hitsugaya marvels at what Tousen, Aizen, and Gin’s defections left them with.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/5/2007 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
An Exception by Nine1991 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke doesn't like much. In fact, his 'hate' list is very long. But when it comes to one person, the same rules don't apply. After all, there is an exception to every rule. SasuNaru -oneshot-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Thy Hypocrisy by Insidiae reviews
The world is full of hypocrites, and Hidan and Kakuzu are the only ones who understand it. Slight KakuHidan if you squint, preseries, probably assuming they meet preseries. Oneshot, kind of slashy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Hell child by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Itachi realises his brother is gay, so it is up to him to carry on the Uchiha clan. With a Malepregnancynojustu ready, he finds someone who can impregnate him, without Itachi killing them in the progress. OroIta Mpreg. Slight crack...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,423 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Itachi U., Orochimaru - Complete
Lost in Translation by Hikari M666 reviews
AU SasuNaru. When Naruto bumps into Sasuke and doesn't recognise him, Sasuke pretends not to speak Japanese to avoid him. But he doesn't expect Naruto to start revealing all his secrets to a stranger.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 166 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 132 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Last Move by Oh Dee reviews
Shikamaru's friends demand to know what being with Temari is like. Shikamaru explains it the best way he knows how.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Medusa Javelin by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: A failed mission leaves the dreams of Team 7 forever shattered. As Sakura struggles to cope with Naruto's imprisonment, she slowly discovers a secret that has been hidden away from her for a long long time... [Companion fic to Garden of Sanctuary]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,208 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Vexation by supervivi reviews
Itachi has a slight problem.. Kisame to the rescue! [Kisaita].
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Future Memories by ZaKai reviews
Trisha Elric looked from her seven year old son to the teenager with the braided blond hair and the long red coat in amazement. This teenager was her son. But how? [RoyEd] [COMPLETE]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,219 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Look, Register and Ignore by RedWheeler reviews
It's amazing how some people who live miles away are sometimes closer than those who are just down the street. Friendship fic, Oneshot.
Beyblade - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Tyson G./Takao K., Hilary/Hiromi T. - Complete
Fixed Idea by firefly reviews
It's odd, how Temari finds herself bonding with Gaara over the strangest of things. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Fifty Nine Moves by Oh Dee reviews
It only took fifty nine moves for checkmate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
As They Seem by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
[AU] Deidara and Itachi, cigarettes and an art studio with heating that doesn't work. 'There is no truth. There is only perception.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Yosh! The Power of the Hyuuga Youth! by Lady Jaye1 reviews
A shocked Neji learns that Rock Lee and Maito Gai have brainwashed his only son. Let the blood bath begin.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,069 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Neji H., Lee R.
Exploding Stars by Sweetsong reviews
[Yaoi] Waking up naked next to your rival only to find out you're married to each other never bodes well with anyone. Much less Naruto and Sasuke. [NaruSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,850 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Infamy by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 myths and legends about Zaraki Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/26/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 107 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Outclassed by WinterOfOurDiscontent reviews
Hatake Kakashi is a jounin. Umino Iruka is only a chuunin. But this time, Kakashi's outclassed. KakaIru, shonenai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,823 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
If You Were Gay by Faygo-Cytosis reviews
Fayt is has a little problem and Albel helps in a very unexpected way. FaytxAlbel
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2006
Lock and Key Hypothesis by Fluky reviews
Riku knows that keys can lock and unlock doors and hearts, but what happens when it's a mind that becomes unlocked? What if that mind belongs to Sora? [SoraRiku, RoxasAxel, RoxasRiku], AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,004 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Roxas, Sora - Complete
Nox, MD by Zosocrowe reviews
SO3House Parody. Albel Nox is a doctor and it's his job to fix his patients. By whatever means necessary. Hint of AlNel
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,608 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006
Snapshots Between Diametric Opposites by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Zaraki x Unohana] Because love lacks common sense. Written for the 1sentence lj community.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/18/2006 - K. Zaraki, R. Unohana - Complete
Scheherazade by Luc Court reviews
Set preCoM. Spoilers. Namine hears many stories before bedtime, each as different as the Organization member who tells them.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Naminé - Complete
The Liar Technique by pysche924 reviews
When the students filed into class on jounin guest speaker day at the Academy, Iruka was excited. Three hours later, he was far less happy. KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,421 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Ryoulocks and the Three Yamis by Hee Ho Kun reviews
It's a twisted fairytale as Ryoulocks stumbles across a house deep in the woods, where three very strange yamis dwell...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2006 - R. Bakura - Complete
The Fruitier Quirks by firefly reviews
It had only been a day since they’d been handcuffed together and Light was finding the prospect of strangling Ryuuzaki with the chain more and more appealing by the second. Slight LightRyuuzaki.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/15/2006 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Care For Some Company? by intrasonic reviews
SO3: In a hypothetical early game encounter, Albel Nox finds his understanding of combat, and his wallet, getting a radical shakedown. [OneShot]
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,970 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Complete
Garden of Sanctuary by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: Oneshot. An alternate ending to Naruto. The Heavens describe the Garden a peaceful paradise. The Hells describe the Garden a baneful prison. In here... which is it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Devil's Army by FastForward reviews
Ever wondered about Genma? Ever wondered about his senbon? Ever wondered about his perversion? Wonder no more...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Genma S. - Complete
Kimblee's Twisted Transistor by UltimatePalmTree reviews
[CRACKFIC SONGFIC AUNESS] One of Greed's famous parties gets a little wild when a certain alchemist decides to do something that shouldn't be done in public...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Greed, Kimbley - Complete
The Memories that Burn by Zosocrowe reviews
Fayt's been captured by Greeton. Nel and Albel must work together to retrieve him, but Albel's dark past haunts him, drawing Nel into a battle of vengence and horror. NelAlbel
Star Ocean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,324 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 10/28/2004
48 Hours by Ashen Skies reviews
[1x2x1] After disappearing for three years, Duo appears on Heero’s doorstep to simply spend the next two days having fun with him. Or so he claims – Heero knows better. He knows the secret behind Duo’s innocent smile… [Complete]
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,618 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
Finding Severus by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
Severus is the least popular student at Hogwarts. Teased and beaten up, he has no friends to speak of. Will that change when exchange student Lucius Malfoy comes to Hogwarts? ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,687 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 8/8/2003 - Severus S., Lucius M.
Our First Noel by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
Christmas is coming up but all Ray really wants for Christmas is Kai. Too bad fate, friends and Mariah keep getting in the way... Christmas has never been this interesting! A KaixRay fic from Ray's P.O.V. COMPLETED
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 124,558 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Ray/Rei K., Kai H. - Complete
All In All by Blue Persuasion reviews
Edited version. How would one feel if the truth was known? Spiritual scars are hard to heal. AlNel
Star Ocean - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Albel N., Nel Z. - Complete
11th Squad Orientation by ianii reviews
There are new members to the 11th squad, and Zaraki has to give the mandatory orientation. KenUno... ish. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/24/2006 - K. Zaraki, R. Unohana - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 2,446 - Follows: 331 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Boys Day In Or Out? by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
Prequel to 'Untold Truths'. Kai and Tala's close bond is tested when the redhead meets someone with dubious intention. One thing leads to another and Kai finds himself doing the unthinkable in order to protect his friend: going to a night club! COMPLETED
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,431 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/11/2005 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Silent Treatment by Apple Addiction reviews
Sasuke is tired of Naruto's constant chattering so he demands Naruto to shut up. And Naruto did just that. SasuNaru. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,007 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Complete
Finding Motivation by Lucrecia LeVrai reviews
What if Albel had used to be left-handed before he lost his arm? A short fic about one of the possible consequences, with some extra hints at AlbelxNel.
Star Ocean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Albel N., Woltar - Complete
Run by cinnamaroll reviews
Everyone should have a goal. Kakashi’s is to eventually work up the nerve to tell Iruka he loves him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/4/2005
Swordsmanship by Lucrecia LeVrai reviews
Glou Nox, Albel and swordsmanship.
Star Ocean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Albel N. - Complete
Lessons by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Umino Iruka is a good ninja and a good man. But nobody is born with all the answers. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Iruka U. - Complete
The Hyuuga Persuasion by Silverlight reviews
Tenten learns the consequences of accidentally turning down a date from Neji.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,317 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Complete
Serenade by kimi no vanilla reviews
There is an old saying in the Nara family: Don't walk with the shadows for too long, or you'll become one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
It's Tradition by Justice-hime reviews
Tradition, a time honoured practice or set of such practices. Naruto is learning that there are just some traditions that cannot be broken. SasuNaru COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,916 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Few Redeeming Qualities by Slashapalooza reviews
Sora was messy, wild, mysterious, and everything Riku never wanted in a lover. That didn't stop Riku from falling for him. Oneshot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,082 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 86 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Keys to Diplomacy by Letta reviews
Naruto enjoys the perks of being Hokage when the Kazekage visits for a diplomatic meeting. NaruGaa ONE-SHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Complete
Love means by Hikari no Donya reviews
[[Shonen-ai, Yuriy x Boris. Cursing, sexual reference.]] Love means never having to say you're sorry. And Boris is never sorry.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/17/2005
New Dog, Old Tricks by ES Red - Blue reviews
Shino decides to test a theory he has concerning Kiba, and Hinata just wants to know what's going on.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/19/2005
Not Heaven by Anria reviews
Naruto is sent on a mission to the Hidden Sand. There, he meets Gaara once more. (Spoilers for up to manga chapter 246; goes AU after that.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,627 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/15/2005
Of Great Turmoil and Excess Stupidity by Seaouryou reviews
Harry Potter x Inuyasha crossover. In his quest to teach his students about foreign magical creatures, Hagrid has a demon shipped over from Japan. A poisonous, arrogant, illtempered one. Hilarity and mass murder ensue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Rubeus H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Religion by LaDyFiCtIoN reviews
Christianity has its flaws, as all religions but when the world slips into darkness, the hand of God is redirected at himself to take the blame. [YxB, AU]
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Tala, Bryan
Fair Play by Imbelossien reviews
[KakaIru] Iruka hurries off one morning and forgets something important. If Kakashi's mystery is his face under his mask, this is Iruka's. (no spoilers, pure jounin love)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/1/2005
My Big Fat Aqiuos Wedding by Nicolle reviews
Nel has just been screwed. Royally.
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,024 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/7/2004 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Complete
Pickle by Borath reviews
Prideshipping Oneshot. Fluff. Kaiba has something that Yami wants. Now how's he going to go about getting it?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Seto K., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Untold Truths by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
Ray's flight out of Russia is canceled due to bad weather, meaning that he has to stay with Kai for a while. He soon realizes that the personal life of his captain is anything but perfect, but will he, or anyone else, live to tell the tale?
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,575 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/28/2003 - Published: 5/12/2003 - Ray/Rei K., Kai H. - Complete
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Ars Amatoria reviews
Kakuzu will resort to any means to rid himself of Hidan. Even if it means seducing him. Kakuzu x Hidan. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,609 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Strictly Come Dancing reviews
In which Suzaku indulges in chocolate, Lelouch learns about the perils of having a Valentine, and Cee-Cee tutors both in the arts of love and seduction. Teacher!Lelouch and Student!Suzaku AU. Yaoi.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L.
Ersatz reviews
C.C circled the girl, hips swaying, the shirt fluttering up to expose a hint of pink underwear. Nunnally, blind little dove, only felt the whispers of breeze that the woman left in her wake. Yuri. C.C x Nunnally, implied C.C x Marianne.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2010 - C.C., Nunnally L. - Complete
DEIDARA: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a DEIDARA! To maximise the benefits and enjoyment of your unit, read the following guide carefully and learn to love and care for your very own Iwa Bomber!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Deidara - Complete
About Face reviews
For once, Zaraki Kenpachi finds himself on the receiving end, and Unohana Retsu is only too happy to serve the tea.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/10/2010 - K. Zaraki, R. Unohana
The Rules of Royal Propriety reviews
Which, rather predictably, Alita flouted at every turn. Alita x Milano. Shoujo-ai.
Murder Princess/マーダープリンセス - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Falis, Alita F. - Complete
Eden's East reviews
Lelouch hated that Suzaku was acting like a martyr when he would just die like a dog. But he hated himself even more for being too selfish to admit how much he cared. Suzaku x Lelouch. AU. Sequel to 'For Me, It's You'.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
Anathema in Reverse reviews
Monster. Beast. Anathema. Yet Temari unwinds the myth in the pages of a storybook.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,404 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Delusions of Grandeur reviews
In which the fitness-challenged Lelouch has aspirations to dominate Suzaku, and Suzaku proves to him that he was only ever meant to be loved. Suzaku/Lelouch. YAOI.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
Baby Blues reviews
Due to the obvious lack of Nox babies his relationship with Fayt will produce, Albel is determined to get the bluenette pregnant. Albel X Fayt MPreg.
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,003 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Albel N., Fayt L.
Ashes of the Sun reviews
AU. Milly Ashford had been born with a tarnished silver spoon in her mouth, and the bitterness of the mottled metal on her tongue was a familiar taste.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,709 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Milly A., Lelouch L. - Complete
Isolde reviews
He smiled at her, looking so winsome and adorable that she was tempted to kick him on the shin, if only to quell her urge to kiss him again. Gino/Kallen.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Gino W., Kallen S. - Complete
Black Sky reviews
AU, YxB. In the midst of the slaughter, Yuriy and Boris still savour each other with the confidence of lovers who believe they have many more years in which to talk, to laugh, to make love.
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Tala, Bryan - Complete
Oblique reviews
Instead of counting down the days until Zero came to free her, she counted down the hours until Gino, a man who fought under a tyrant, came to visit. Kallen x Gino.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Gino W., Kallen S. - Complete
Breaking Butterflies reviews
Insanity was oblivion, sweet and blissful oblivion for a mind that had been on the precipice, toppled over and then, shattered. AU-ish, Shion Sonozaki introspective.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Shion S. - Complete
Maelstrom reviews
AU. Yaoi. BB/Mello. The boy was so consumed by his lack of control, so consumed by phantoms; he was willing to let B ravage him to the point of brutality. And Beyond was only too willing to oblige.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/13/2009 - BB, Mello - Complete
Lolita reviews
AU. Companion fic to 'For Me, It's You'. Only Lelouch could make Rivalz feel like a pedophile for dating a girl only two years younger than he was.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Rivalz C., Nunnally L. - Complete
For Me, It's You reviews
Suzaku/Lelouch. AU. Yaoi. Wearing a yukata to the Ashford graduation festival was only the first of Lelouch's troubles - and certainly the least damaging of them all. Birthday fic for Val-Creative.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,809 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
By Way of Mouth reviews
Suzaku/Lelouch. AU. Yaoi. As a teacher, Lelouch had suffered through enough humiliating fits of spluttering and blushing in class to last a lifetime, all this at merely a wink or smirk from one student, Kururugi Suzaku.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
Attention to Detail reviews
Roy Mustang always pays attention to the finer details, especially when it comes to Edward. Roy x Ed fluff. Yaoi.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Tricks of the Trade reviews
Uzumaki Naruto hated rumours for a very good reason. And whoever spread the rumour that he and Sasuke were in love was a dead nin... SasuNaru, implied GaaraNaru, NejiNaru and ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,358 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Far From a Fairytale reviews
The dream will become our fortress. Our castle. I know we can do it. Together. Be my knight, Sou. I’ll be your princess. It will be… our happy ending. Sou x Mashiro.
After School Nightmare - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,110 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Sou M., Mashiro I.
KAKASHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HATAKE KAKASHI! To enjoy the benefits of owning your very own Copy Nin, read the following guide and learn how to love and care for your KAKASHI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Phallic Confusion reviews
In which Sai makes a new friend and Suigetsu learns that he must have a small penis. Suigetsu x Sai non-yaoi. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Suigetsu H., Sai - Complete
Implicit reviews
AU. Tala had a pretty good excuse for hanging out at the grocery store on a Friday night, and it was tall, purple and delicious with a great ass. Written for YuBoWave!3
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Bryan, Tala - Complete
The Flower of Carnage reviews
As much as Bryan hated to admit it, Tala was an intriguing creature.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,510 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Bryan, Tala
ITACHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA ITACHI unit! With this guide, learn how to raise and love your very own Uchiha Prodigy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Lesson in Respect reviews
Gaara and Kankuro have always made it clear that Temari is theirs and only theirs. Unfortunately for them, Hidan was never a man to take it lying down. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Martyr reviews
I have a secret, blondie. And I want to share it with you before you die. Hidan x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Of Sand and Sermons reviews
Hidan realises that perhaps a practical demonstration of his religious beliefs isn't the best way to convert someone. Hidan x Temari. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
WINRY: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a WINRY ROCKBELL unit! With this handy guide, you can learn the basics of raising and caring for your very own Expert Mechanic!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Winry R. - Complete
GREED: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a GREED unit! With this nifty little guide, you can learn the basics of feeding, cleaning and loving your very own Ultimate Shield!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Greed - Complete
ENVY: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an ENVY unit! With this guide, you can learn how to care for and love your very own Transforming Homunculus!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Envy - Complete
KISAME: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HOSHIGAKI KISAME unit! With this guide, you can learn the basics of raising and loving your very own Demon Shark!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
EDWARD: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual reviews
[v 2.0] Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an EDWARD ELRIC unit! With this guide, you can learn how to raise and love your very own Fullmetal Alchemist!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
ROY: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a ROY MUSTANG unit! Read the following guide and learn how to care for and love your very own Flame Alchemist!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Roy M. - Complete
Desecration Smile reviews
All Ray wants are the simple things in life. Unfortunately for him, fate, Bryan and Voltaire always seem to have it in for him... Kai x Ray and Bryan x Tala yaoi.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,464 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Kai H., Ray/Rei K.
Butterflies and Hurricanes reviews
[YuBoWAVE!2] Their first time together is not quite what Bryan expects.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Bryan, Tala - Complete
Free Fall reviews
[YuBoWAVE!2] Bryan and Tala share their first kiss in the snow.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Bryan, Tala - Complete
Insomnia reviews
[YuBoWAVE!2] Bryan is suffering from a severe bout of insomnia and only one person can help him sleep.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Bryan, Tala - Complete
The Art of Persuasion reviews
[Alphia] When Fayt devises a scheme to to convince Albel to go on a group holiday, he enlists Sophia without knowing that his best friend has ulterior motives. Will the intrepid bluenette be able to handle the true art of persuasion?
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Complete
Competition With a Capital C reviews
Sophia and Nel duke it out for the love of Albel but when they actually ask the swordsman himself, all competition comes to a grinding halt. How could they have been so blind?
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Complete
Chasing the Sun reviews
When Kai Hiwatari is given young Tala as a companion, he learns that friendship can be a precious gift as well as a curse. Kai x Tala.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,128 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Kai H., Tala
What the Chuck? reviews
With Albel and Sophia waging an all out prank battle on each other and Fayt an emotional wreck, Cliff has but one choice to keep the peace: Chuck Norris. Conclusion to both Tricks are for Kids and Honey Bunny.
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,721 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 5/22/2006
Drakhyl reviews
Albel is transformed into a legendary demon dragon, bent on death and destruction. The only one who can stop him is the woman who loves him... [AlbelxNel].
Star Ocean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,374 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 1/27/2006
Fascination reviews
Neris Zelpher has been captured in Airyglyph and is being interrogated by Albel Nox. They are fascinated with each other but fascination quickly turns into a dangerous game of love. Will a tragic fate be the only victor? AlbelxOC
Star Ocean - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,709 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 11/28/2005
Twisted Logic reviews
[Alphia] Haunted by his dark past, Albel battles to admit his deep emotions for Sophia, while she struggles to let go of the life she has always known. But Fayt, it seems, seeks to tear them apart...
Star Ocean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,082 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006
Honey Bunny reviews
[Alphia] Fayt ponders the origin of Sophia's new nickname for Albel... but will he be able to handle the truth? [Sequel to Tricks are for Kids].
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
Tricks are for Kids reviews
Albel teaches Sophia a lesson in the dangers of matchmaking, but he seems to have ulterior motives... [Alphia].
Star Ocean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Complete
Broken Wings reviews
SPOILERS. A young Seymour Guado visits the Baaj temple, for the first and final time.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Seymour - Complete
My Wicked Valentine reviews
It's Valentine's Day on Elicoor Two and Albel decides it is the perfect day to pursue Nel, with a little help from a reluctant Fayt. Will his quest for love end in disaster? AlbelxNel.
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,546 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Complete
A Shared Destiny reviews
Itsuki Tachibana dwells on memories of his Crimson sacrifice ritual and his twin brother.
Fatal Frame - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Complete
Confessions by Moonlight reviews
The only way Woltar can alleviate the swordsmans grief at losing Nel, is to reveal a secret that he has kept hidden since before Albel's birth.
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Complete