Author has written 18 stories for Inuyasha, D N Angel, Prétear, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, Twilight, and Harry Potter.
I'm Natalie, FORMERLY .timexdies., at your service. Below this little spiel are a lot of stories, most of which aren't really above average, but somebody likes 'em and that's why they're still on here. I'm been on fanfic for years, and love this site a lot (even though it sometime seems I update only in years where there are olympics). I'm older than I was yesterday, and younger than my mom. I live somewhere under canada and above mexico. I also love writing. And music.
Dr. House: I fired you! Applicant #6: wearing his number upside down No, you didn't. Applicant #24: He fired you. You're number 6. Applicant #6: No, I'm not. I'm number 9. Dr. House: I approve of your shamelessness. You're still fired.
Dr. House: HEY WILSON! I'M GOING TO CUT A CRIPPLE'S EYE OUT! WANNA WATCH?! Dr. Wilson opens his door and looks at Cuddy and House Dr. Wilson: Good times.
George Weasley: To Fred about both looking like Harry Wow - we're identical!
Ron Weasley: And what in the name of Merlin's most baggy Y fronts is so important?
Andy: hands Jan a bouquet Here, these are for you, except for one flower removes flower which is for my flower. presents it to Angela Jan: Aw. Angela: What am I supposed to do with this?
Michael: What part of "shorn't" don't you understand?
Pam: There is a spare key, and a master key for the office. Dwight has them both. When I asked "What if you die, Dwight, how will we get into the office?", he said "If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks."
Pam: I'm not going to move in with anyone unless I'm engaged. Jim: Have I not proposed to you yet? Pam: Uh... no, I don't... Jim: Oh, well that's coming. Pam: Oh, right now? Jim: pause I'm not going to do it here. That would be rather lame. Pam: Okay, so, then, when? Jim: Pam, I'm not going to tell you. I hate to break it to you, but that's not how that works. Pam: Oh, right, yeah. Jim: Hey, I'm serious. It's happening. Pam: condescendingly Okay. Jim: And when it happens, it's gonna kick your ass, Beesly. Stay sharp. Pam: I've been warned. Jim: in interview I am not kidding. Takes out engagement ring Got it a week after we started dating. Jim: gets down on one knee Hey Pam. Will you...wait for me one second while I tie my shoe? Pam: I hate you.
Gus: I am Cinderella, and this is my ball, and I'm not moving a finger until my carriage comes and turns into a big-ass pumpkin. Got it?
after his father Henry berates him for his evil deeds on the telenovela Shawn: I'm Shawn. Those are things that my character, Chad, did. I play him on TV. It's Shawn. Shawnie. Look into your boy's eyes: it's me, Papa. puts his hand on Henry's shoulder Henry Spencer: pushes Shawn's hand away Don't be an idiot. I'm not one of your fans. I barely even like you.
Juliet: Detective Lassiter is literally on fire today. Shawn: 'Literally on fire' as in Michael Jackson in the Pepsi commercial, or as in a misuse of the word 'literally'?
Henry: Shawn never really was one for roughing it. We went camping once, found him curled up in his sleeping bag because a raccoon was hunting him. Shawn: Stalking me, the raccoon was stalking me, dad.
WELL... I still haven't updated... I'll get to work soon.
Otherwise, there's not much for me to say 'cept thanks to everyone -even you people from the UAE- who are reading.
I'll get something up ASAP!!
I'm also creating a joint account with a friend of mine, you may know her if you're into things that swing on the yaoi side: Hopeless Devotion. If you haven't read her stuff, GO READ IT!! Well... unless you don't like yaoi... at all...
I'll keep ya' posted!