PartlyFoxyPartlyGrandma
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Joined 07-11-01, id: 92354
Author has written 3 stories for Wrestling, and Harry Potter.
Prior to this day in history, I was a revered writer in the drug dealing part of this site (if there ever was one). Now that it's gone, I have become a mere shadow of my former self, my former glory. But I don't let that get me down! Since the Music section is gone, I still have the books.
I love Harry Potter. I could read HP fan fiction all day if I didn't have to go to school and work. Some people think I'm sick (perverted) when I say this, but Hermione and Snape together makes me giddy. With excitement. Yeah.

Future dreams? Become another American teen idol and sing my ass off. Okay, not really. I would rather be a writer, if not something like J.K. Rowling or Stephen King then maybe more like the lesser known authors. My goal in life is to get at least one book published. I'm easily satisfied, I know.

So if you would like to read some of my work and see if I have what it takes, please feel free. Flame me if you so desire as well. I have no problem with those.

As of this moment I'm reading the book "Dune" by Frank Herbert. Jonathan Davis said it was his favorite book, so why shouldn't it be good?

Now if you don't mind, I've got writing to do.

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Animal Instincts by cookie crumbs reviews
Ever since Hermione had wandered into Draco's room one night, he's been acting strange around her. Licking her neck, sniffing her and getting very, very jealous whenever another guy comes near her strange....what's up with him? Draco.Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,517 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 12/5/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Pen Pals by PrincessofDarkness11 reviews
This story has been rewritten and reposted here on . Check it out. She agrees to participate in a pen pal program and begins her letter exchange with a "mystery" boy. However this stranger may not be as strange as she thinks. T
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sole Survivor by IronDoormat reviews
PreHBP. 39 days on a tropical island. Can Hermione outplay the Muggles, and a familiar face, to become Sole Survivor? HGDM, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 85,749 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bunkbeds by Dee-and-Essy reviews
WARNING: Contains bad language, character bashing, imaginary basilisks, inappropriate student teacher relations, babelized French, crossdressing, 'The 24 Hour Soap Opera Network', violence, Communism and eye of newt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,759 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 5/9/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Hijacking of Hermione Granger by Plastraa reviews
Draco Malfoy has FINALLY come into his Veela Inheritance, Hermione Granger isn't impressed. It will be up to Draco to change her opinion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,167 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 11/14/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Courting Miss Granger by Marmalade Fever reviews
According to the Malfoy Marriage Contract, Draco Malfoy has one year to wed or else suffer the consequences, and guess who the only candidate left is... DMHG, COMPLETE Pre-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,419 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 2,005 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Beyond Feeling by Saquoia reviews
The hardest thing to do is let your mind make choices without the influence of your heart. Hermione's heart doesn't know what to do, and her mind is caught up in a huge catastrophe sweeping England. [Remaining Unfinished Indefinitely]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,398 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/27/2005 - Published: 12/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2791 - Favs: 2,341 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
CRAZY LUNATIC EXPERIMENTS by ILUVRONWEASLEY reviews
(COMPLETE!) Hermione’s Aunt is going to Hogwarts because she needs somebody to be her ‘Guinea Pigs’, and of course, only Dumbledore is kind enough to let anybody experiment with his students (DMHG)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,270 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/16/2004 - Published: 11/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Reading Your Soul by Saquoia reviews
He's a cocky, conceited, spoiled jerk.' 'She's a filthy, stinkin' mudblood.' Hermione tries to teach Draco that there are things more important than blood, but can he learn the lesson, or is he only a bitter soul? RR! Slight language rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 135,183 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/26/2004 - Published: 7/7/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hagma by mer solitare reviews
What happens when you mix Dogma and Harry Potter? Hagma, of course! (And a drunk voice of God & slightly confused Potions teacher.) Will be R later.
Dogma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,206 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/23/2004 - Published: 11/1/2002
Last Will and Testament by hasapi reviews
[COMPLETE] 'I, Lucius Xavier Malfoy...only in the event of Draco's marriage to Hermione Granger shall all funds be transferred to him.' After Lucius discovers where Draco's loyalties lie, he does the only thing guaranteed to make Draco's life miserable...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 2,249 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hinge of Fate by Ramos reviews
Hermione cannot remember, and Severus cannot forget. Epilogue has been added, and the tale is now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,804 - Reviews: 2708 - Favs: 5,370 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 2/7/2003 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Burn by mint-mocha reviews
Seduction is the name of the game as Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger get entangled in a complex web of love, lies and deception.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,467 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/4/2003 - Published: 12/17/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Halloween Pranks by Ramos reviews
A Halloween comedy, originally written for the Sugar Quill challenge, but turned out to be too long. Not part of my 'Hinge of Fate.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/23/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Their Room by aleximoon reviews
This is a Draco/Hermione fic. Basically, they're forced together for a class project and things take off from there. It's awfully long. **FINISHED!!!!!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,918 - Reviews: 3208 - Favs: 3,946 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 7/24/2002 - Published: 8/29/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Conversations with the Dead by mer solitare reviews
Ron Weasley never realized the truth about Harry Potter until it was too late. Now he must apologize to his friend, and hope Harry listens. Angst ridden tale about Ron's farewell to Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Ron W., Harry P.
Taking Flight by Caya reviews
The students' last night at Hogwarts is traditionally reserved for the Parting Ceremony. It is always a memorable experience, but for Hermione it turned out to be a truly special night. S/H, and it's completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,493 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 100 - Published: 4/18/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
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Whose Line Is It Anyway? reviews
Taken from the popular TV show, the characters of the HP series act out one of the games.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,366 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/15/2003 - Published: 4/24/2002
Night of the Mooncalf reviews
Hermione returns home after a long trip around the world, but what is on the mind of one certain Potions master? Set many years after Hermione's seventh year. SS/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,260 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Adventure reviews
Molly and Jeff must share a room together, and it leads to something even more exciting. Finished (for now!), and last chapter extremely short! FLAME ME!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/22/2002 - Published: 4/20/2002