Author has written 7 stories for Midnighters, Naruto, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Bleach, and Red vs. Blue.
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The Marauders is the...fifth or sixth fic I've worked on. The ones before it have been dropped, suspended, scrapped, gotten rid of, slaughtered ruthlessly due to shittery, etc. I do have many (many many) ideas for future fics (as I'm sure many other people do), but due to my lack of talent I can only barely work on one at a time, let alone two, three, or four. Or six. Or eight. Or eleven.
Turns out I'm gonna try anyhow...goes to show you how intelligent I really am. What was the definition of insanity, again? "Someone who tries the same thing over and over and expects different results"? Yeah. That's me.
I can legally drink. I am in the military. My name ends with something that sounds suspiciously like 'Fish', so if you happen to know such a fellow, drop in and say "hi". Oh, and be wary of long periods of time where I do not update my fics, because they will happen, and they'll happen often...
If you know me (or even if you read The Marauders), you know I like to make people laugh. As a correlation, I enjoy laughing. It makes things just a little better. Unfortunately, there are few things on this vast website that are able to procure laughter from my tummy.
After much perusing of this website within the last few months, I have come to the conclusion that 95% (and that's being generous) of fics that are in the "Humor" category are in no way funny. In fact, about 80% of that 95% are straight-up pieces of shit. Of course, that's pretty much an accurate percentage of Fanfiction.net in total.
The three funniest fics I have found here are Uninvited Guests (Bleach, by Moczo), A Black Comedy (Potter, by nonjon), and Methods of Rationality (Potter, by Less Wrong). Hands down, no contest, most hilarious fics for any category -- of course, that is just my opinion, but I DARE you to find any better.
I. DARE. YOU.
The skill of a fanfiction writer is directly proportional to how much useless shit you can find on their profile.
-example of useless shit: I would have preferred if one of the Fanning sisters had managed to wrangle the part for Luna Lovegood, because Evanna Lynch just doesn't do Luna for me.
New section! -- also known as Fic Challenges! --
As much as I want to keep writing things, all of my ideas, all of the Epics that continue whirling around in my head like so many things of chaotic-ness, I cannot. SO! Ideas shall be spread across the internets because I am amazing! (hit me up if you actually use either one of them; credit's not really needed, but I would like to read any attempts made!)
Challenge Uno: The Curious Case of Harry Potter -- yes, it's just what it sounds like. The only guidelines would be A: it begins in the early 1900s, B: Harry x McGonagall (it's not sick! He's her age, only aging backwards!), and C: it ends / Harry dies in a crib, in a house, with the wand of a certain Dark Lord pointed at his head, killing Voldemort, and ending his very, very long life.
Challenge...Two? It was a short plot-point / story-arc in my fic, The Marauders: Shikamaru, genius, trades his intelligence with Naruto, not-genius, through use of wacky Yamanaka mind-jutsu. The challenge, obviously, involves the lazy one succeeding in this regard, wherein Naruto becomes a GENIUS, and Shika becomes...well, he turns into this lazy kind of guy with absolutely no positive traits, doesn't he? Shame. Focus on Shikamaru more, on Naruto more, it doesn't really matter to me - have fun with it.
Food for thought:
Somewhere in the world,
That is all.
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