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Author has written 20 stories for Naruto, and Pokémon.

Warning: Wild and prone to yabering writer sighted ahead. Keep all chocolate, hands holding chocolate and any limbs that have come in contact with chocolate in the last twenty-four hours inside the vehicle at all times.

I should've updated this ages ago. xD;

My Stories.

...I know this isn't really needed, but where else can I natter on about my stories without killing you all with gigantic Author's Notes? xP

A Pickle in a Pear Tree - ...Another random drabble. Wrote with Temari in mind, but didn't have the inspiration to continue story. Hence it remains a drabble. xD; Sorry for my laziness!

To the Dogs or Whoever - A series of Deisaku oneshots written inspired by songs. Some relate to what they were written to, some not. xD Part of my self set challenge of writing a story a week for the next three months. x3

Adventures in Solitude - Just a random, drabbly sort of piece that I wrote a couple weeks ago. Was pursuaded to post it, but I don't expect many reviews. A crack fic, to be honest. xD I had fun writing it.

Equivocacy - Yet again, I was stuck for a title. Poddled around for a bit, found this word and researched its meaning on the wonderful dictionary dot com. Yes, I know, pretty rubbish researching, but at least I managed to find it. xD; Means several things, but the third meaning: "Of uncertain significance; undetermined" practically summed up the story. x3 Yes, I was pulling your leg when I said it was a Christmas Tribute, it is quite depressing, but in a subtle way. Gets under your skin, though. xD Sorry, broke my promise of short authors notes on it, but there were things that had to be said. Sorry for my absence lately, I've had a lot of testss and the like hogging my time. Wrote this to get out of a self-imposed writing block - which I'm still struggling with, a little, but it's lost its potency. It wasn't that I couldn't write, I could write fine, but whenever I started I stopped myself and started fretting about the state of my writing, whether I was doing it right or not, how to start, ectra. To that end I'm not particularily fond of this story, for it is a mish-mash of different styles, but I am happy with the message. Which is probably hard to get. xD; 'Fraid I always write farely depressing, odd things when I haven't written in a while. Ah well.

In its unfinished-ness, it's quite like 'Confusion', which wasn't really liked either. Just can't be asked to write fluff at the moment, as that was where my writers block stemmed from. Although, do expect something in the future. Just need to get my head out of the 'you can only write fluff a certain way!' thought which is currently stemming my creativity in that area. 'Tis a shame. ;_;

And now for something completely different - Title is entirely unrelated to the story, my apoligies. xD; Filched it from Monty Python's Flying Circus. A last minute Halloween tribute, completed a day late in my usual procrastinating trend. Screwed up Deidara's characterisation a little, (he was all too suave) but I like it nonetheless. x3 'Twas about time I wrote another deisaku...

Dazzle - xD Impulse last minute entry for NakoudoByakugan and IrisEclipse's (They rock. Period.) Competition. Spur of the moment, almost sickeningly cute fling. Fun to write, hard to end. Not best pleased with it, but... 'twas enjoyable. xD

Shiver - A small insight into the PeinBlue (Konan seriously sounds all too much like Conan the Barbarian. xD) pairing that has recently turned my world upside-down. x3 I absolutely adore those two, which is why I threw this up. Slightly complex, adjective galore... Enjoy if you will.

Pet - Kisasaku oneshot, first of a possible five which will be posted in the same thread. Part of a thirty theme challenge set by the wonderful Eju. :D

Nougat - Written as another challenge, an apology of sorts for not writing the extremely twisted Zetsu-eating-Ino challenge a friend set me. Said friend will remained unnamed, for now. xD

Smile - Slightly miserable Deitobi. :x Major spoilers for 362 - If you haven't read the chapter, then this will come as a great shock and most likely ruin your day. So I'd avoid it. xD;;

Purely Scientific - Written on a challenge by a good friend. :) Keyword: Science. Take Kisame, Tsunade, and lots of Sake, and you end up with this. XD Oneshot.

Violet Skies - A Hidantema fic, written for the love of the pairing. AU. :3

Stargazing - Finally reposted, sorry for the wait. My computer wouldn't let me upload it for the longest time. Deitobi oneshot. :3

Flight - A Deisaku fanfic, slightly AU, set before a certain character's untimely death. Inspired by the song 'A Ring of Fire' by Johnny Cash. XD

Confusion - A short little thing, entirely random. Another Dei-tobi. :D

Of Oranges and Lemons - Just a little Deitobi oneshot I wrote. I love that pairing. XD Friendship fic.

Learning to Swim - Weird title, I know. XD A two shot deitobi story. In which Tobi learns of the Akatsukis aversion to fresh meals. Complete. :D

Standing on the Brink - Zetsu-centric oneshot. Naruto.

Recommended Stories:

...Read or go die in a ditch. xD No, seriously. These are brilliant.

Uneasy Coexistance - Kisasaku fanfic, wonderfully written. Well worth a read.

Bedlam - Itakisa Naruto fanfic. Utterly wonderful, it is the best of her works, in my opinion. Includes some Tobi and Deidara moments too.

Found - The best story of this type I have found by far. Some DeiSaku moments. Utterly addicting.

Upside Down - Rivals 'Found' in enjoyment, written in a completely different style and is set in an AU. Don't let that put you off, for it is brilliant. Another DeiSaku.

Hanami - Filled with squee. x3 Itasaku for the world.

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Painful Pleasures by MoyE reviews
Pain is an art, which, if mastered can be very pleasurable. That is a lesson this kunoichi will not forget. A lesson someone will not let her forget. Hidan x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,211 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Hidan
A Bumpy Ride by ejunkie reviews
Ignoring the flecks of ash lightly settling in his hair, he stalked forward, stopping in front of the female ninja. He smirked. She wouldn't cause him any more trouble for a while. Naruto fanfiction attempt number two, and so ever filled with love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
Kunoichi in the City by Istoria reviews
Female only teams would improve the selfesteem of all involved, right? Well, that's what Sakura thought at least. But when she finds herself in charge of one, she learns that her esteem isn't in trouble, it's her sanity. Alternate Reality
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,287 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 1/21/2006
Gunpowder by LoneGothic reviews
AU. In the urban decay of Konohagakure, an unwanted meeting finds Haruno Sakura tangled into the dangerous company of two criminals of the Akatsuki: one blond enigma and a man her friend wants to kill. Deidara x Sakura x Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,092 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
Found by kauzchen reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 1,786 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Baby Blues by blizzie8836 reviews
AU, Yaoi. This is your assignment, class. You will be paired up as a couple, a married couple, and you will have one month to experience life as parents. Oh, and you're partner is a guy. Have fun!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,327 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 1,434 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Dangerous by Erena G.T. Rose reviews
AU. Konoha is a fallen metropolis full of thieves and corruption. The rich are sectioned to themselves, the gangs of the lower city rule supreme. And romance blooms under dangerous conditions.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,582 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Abendrot by Aelibia reviews
The myths of Molly Pitcher both intrigued and inspired Sakura Haruno. That explained a lot right now. It didn’t quite explain, however, why that strange Deidara person had come out of nowhere and started shooting at her with a very big gun. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,952 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
An Artful Deception by Rhaella reviews
They suggested befriending some locals to help build her cover. They certainly didn’t expect she’d accidentally choose a wanted criminal instead. Dei/Ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,063 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Deidara, Ino Y.
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Hanami by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku She saved his life out of compassion, and he took advantage of her kind heart. Before she knew what was going on, he had bound her to him in a way she had never expected, and what scared her the most was that he was never going to let her go.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,962 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
In Your Hands by Ivy Adrena reviews
On Hiatus for Editing: KisaSaku Good and evil, black and white. Amidst a brewing war, Sakura comes to realize that they're just names for sides… and there's always more than meets the eye. Kisame x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Kisame H., Sakura H.
Hanami by Mashimarito reviews
A chance meeting of two children in a forest. TobixTayuya Fluff. AU. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Tayuya, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Faint Misgivings by ejunkie reviews
Opposite her the night class student raised an elegant brow, fingers grasping lightly around his glass as he regarded her with faint amusement. She couldn’t believe she was actually here. Yuki and Aido.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
An Unsettled Matter by ShadowSilk reviews
AU. It was simple. If this infuriating jerk had just paid her back for that broken snow globe liked she asked, Sakura would have gladly left him alone. However, things don't usually play out as planned. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Misery Loves by Empatheia reviews
Naruto x Ino. Two people, in love with two other people who are in love with each other. Commiseration drinking time? Ino thinks so.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Pastel Drug by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Welcome to Konoha Academy of Fine Arts, where you can find a wide variety of oddities, such as pigs wearing sweaters at the front desk, cousins, and such a thing as 'no salad bar'. [SasuSaku][AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,164 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Commercial Benefits by ejunkie reviews
In which there are triumphant dances and speculations on bathroom boundaries, and the reason why, for the love of pete, you don't ever let Tobi apply for a job. DeiTobi, written as a gift for Katiekitten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Hazardous Missions 101 by Cella N reviews
“I’m going to hell.” “Now, Sakura, becoming a teacher won’t get you in hell.” SAKURA. CHILDREN. On teaching, slices of life, children, learning, bitchfights, useless missions, more children, clones, campfires, girl troubles, and lots of ninjas.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,723 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Sakura H.
On the Subject of Faith by sharingank reviews
He didn't want to talk, but there was just something about Tobi that made him feel like he should. Hidan and Tobi friendship piece. AU. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Third Hour by ejunkie reviews
“If you are not Miss Haruno, then what is your name?” She was watching the gun with narrowed, analysing eyes, and he heard her curse as the beeping increased in frequency. Glancing up distractedly at his words, she replied evenly. Margaret. HidaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Skeleton Rose by Verboten Byacolate reviews
They called her by a name she no longer remembers in a place she would rather forget. [PeinKonan][slight AU]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan
HauntFest: House of Horrors by backlash symphony reviews
The final rule is, do not, under any circumstances, touch the actors. You paid to get scared. They’re doing their jobs and scaring you. If you touch them, they can touch you. HidaSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Wonder by ckret2 reviews
Itachi tries not to think about his massacre. He doesn't even remember why it happened. But now Itachi must find out why Tobi reminds him of the Uchiha clan, unless he wants to relive the massacre. This time, he and Tobi might not survive it. [Tobito fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,372 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
First Hour by ejunkie reviews
He remembered seeing her silhouette during the extractions, but this was the first time they had come across each other in one of the bases. In fact, he surmised, this was the first time he could recall ever meeting her face to face. Shame. Hidan, Konan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Hidan, Konan - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 2,907 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dating the Devil by dreams.of.destiny reviews
Crackfic. He's just the leader of an allboy clique, she's just a girl looking for the upper hand. Obviously, a relationship between the two of them would be the last thing on their minds. Unless there was a gain. Pein/Konan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,610 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Rendezvous Point by firefly reviews
You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Flee by XxHot92xX reviews
“I told you to run”. I know, senpai. [Manga chap 365 spoilers]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Putting Baby in the Corner by Nymbis reviews
Neji didn’t realize that babysitting a future prodigy could be so difficult. Neji x Tenten fic for IrisEclipsed and NakoudoByakugan’s contest.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
What One Might Learn by Helike reviews
We learn something new every day. There also are things that a teacher may learn from his student. The question is: what Naruto can learn from Itachi and what Itachi can learn from Naruto. Because there are things that even Itachi might not know. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,124 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Whim by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Through the rain there is fire, and through the fire she will dance. [PeinKonan]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
Imminence by Cella N reviews
That’s the trouble with unrequited love. You never expect it to run both ways. SAKURA. KAKASHI. On why beating around the bushes just doesn’t work.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,043 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Fourth Wall by Nymbis reviews
As Konan studies the rain, she is hit with the realization that he may not fit perfectly into her equation. Pein x Konan. Written for Icecrome’s contest.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Trash Can Shinobi by Aelibia reviews
Sakura ventures out the back door to take out the trash and gets the scare of her life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
Tough Guys Like Pink by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
[Inspired by The Eccentric Files, done with permission][Oneshot] Sasuke never let anyone touch his crayon. So, Ino couldn't help but wonder, why was her best friend getting away with it unscathed? [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 116 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Magnum Opus by Hoshika Hitomi reviews
Deidara finished his final masterpiece, but he didn't consider how that might affect his partner. [DeiTobi]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Pants on Fire by jyj reviews
NARUINO: "you lied to me. and now, i’m going to set your pants on fire.” despite the chaos of highschool love triangles, stuffed bras and perverted remarks by ino, naruto still doesn’t get the girl in the end. no, he gets someone better.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Handle With Care by Dark Hope Assassin reviews
Akatsuki was home to heartless assassins and blood traitors. In a society so ugly, there was no room for love or affection. That only meant that they'd have to make some. Because some things just needed to be handled with care to thrive. [PeinKonan]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Face Value by firefly reviews
In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,952 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
Juxtaposition by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Fate works in strange ways. It was a stroke of pure, dumb luck that she had managed to outwit him. Now she was going to experience first hand just how it would feel to have his undivided attention, whether she wants it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,027 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Sharingan Sunrise by Lutralutra reviews
The light and the gold, the blending into darkness, the last stunning flash, then the fading into nothing. Uchiha Itachi never thought about his life as a sunrise before...[Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
A Temporary Madness by Aelibia reviews
In a place where neither of them belong, they both find room to belong to one another. Deidara and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,830 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Core Collapse by Ninjagrrl reviews
AU, featuring rogue black ops unit Akatsuki. Sasori and Deidara centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Cotton Candy Skies by Rivetting Silence reviews
Tobi wants to see dawn at its finest, but he just can't stay up to catch it. What if Deidara tried to help him out? [Fluff][T For Language.][Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Sincerely Me by XxHot92xX reviews
Forget insomnia pills, Tobi has a newfangled way of curing sleepless nights. [Tobito theory implied]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H. - Complete
The Model by sharingank reviews
Deidara didn't realize that Sasori was a skilled drawer until the day his partner asked him to pose for a sketch. SasoDei oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Seasons of Change by Kiraeon reviews
She wasn't the kind of girl to change... or at least, that's what he believed when he saw her again. Post Timeskip and will contain spoilers in the chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,299 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sakura H.
Usually by Cella N reviews
Usually, it’s the other way around. SAKURA. KAKASHI. It’s just a dance of who waits longer, and who acts first.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Sands in the Hourglass by Hakura0 reviews
Brief glances into the 'ToDei' pairing. Contain slight spoilers for timejump akatsuki lineup.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,504 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Deidara
Upside Down by TK Grimm reviews
[DeiSaku] AU. Sakura Haruno has the perfect life, perfect job, perfect friends and perfect boyfriend. That is, until she meets Deidara and her world is turned upside down.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - [Deidara, Sakura H.] [Sasori, Ino Y.] - Complete
Bedlam by crinklescofftrip reviews
Civilian holidays are silly little things, all packed with traditions and noise. Particularly noise, where the Akatsuki is concerned. KisaIta WARNING! SEX!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,469 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
A Circle of Blood by ejunkie reviews
Naruto one shot about Hidan's past. Contains slight spoilers for those who haven't read manga chapter 323. Rated teen for slight gore. First attempt at Naruto Fanfiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Hidan - Complete
To Laugh by Trademark Trickster reviews
He didn't cry, Akatsuki didn't cry, espeically just because their partners were stupid enough to get themselves killed. No they scoffed, they laughed, they replaced. Drabble. Implied DeiSasoSasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Fear by Blacknoise reviews
Nobody asks Tobi what he fears most. TObito theory possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Torune, Kakashi H. - Complete
The Blind by Insidiae reviews
[We grope for the wall like the blind, and we grope as if we had no eyes.] In one way or another, every Uchiha is blind. Oneshot, genfic. Uchihacentric, Tobito theory.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Itachi U., Torune - Complete
Akatsuki Members Should Not Take Menial Missions by TheArchives reviews
Sometimes even SClass missing nin have stupid jobs. Crack shonenai oneshot. KisameItachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Kiss and Yell by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 220 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
The Nobody Girl by JACinthebox reviews
For years, she has just blended in with the crowd. When she finally kills her teammates and becomes an outlaw, will she ever be able to find peace with herself? Kisame x Tenten. Yeah, you read that correctly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Tenten, Kisame H. - Complete
As They Seem by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
[AU] Deidara and Itachi, cigarettes and an art studio with heating that doesn't work. 'There is no truth. There is only perception.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Mustard by sharingank reviews
Her brothers' hair is softer than hers, and Temari isn't about to take that sitting down. Rated M for language and dirty humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Complete
That Which Innocence Cannot Mask by Gigabomb reviews
Zetsu x Tobi, implied Obito x Rin, implied Kakashi x Obito. Takes place before, during, and after the timejump. Sometimes amnesia isn't enough.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,975 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Obito U./Tobi, Zetsu - Complete
Hindsight's 2020 by Tea Leaf reviews
AU, High School, the bane of the teenage existence. Toss in the gangs, the rivalries, the cliques, the existential angst and one twisted plot for revenge and no one will escape unscathed. Too bad no one saw that until it was too late.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,021 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Sakura H., Sakura H.
Bastard by Tenshi no Hana-chan reviews
Sasusaku. Sakura has to come to terms with the Uchiha bastard. 'Why would he ask ME to train with him if he thinks I'm annoying and weak in the first place? Bastard. Bastard. BASTARD.' Slightly crack. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
To Sever the Lining from a Cloud by Textualsphinx reviews
O read me, review me I live for your praiseAnd this sweet touching tale has taken two daysIt dripped through my head when, too scantily cloaked I got caught in a rainstorm and thoroughly soaked. 'GOLDEN QUILL' and 'BLOODY BRILLIANT' award winner.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,247 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2001 - Published: 12/8/2000 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
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Entrée reviews
She should've known better than to challenge him. Truly, she should've known. Drabble Collection. The first. kibasaku
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Sakura H., Kiba I.
Editing reviews
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Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,805 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/22/2009
A Pickle in a Pear Tree reviews
Time zones are fickle things. A short, alternate universe drabble on the delights of oversea delicacies, and why you should never, ever, forget to read the fine print.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Temari - Complete
To the Dogs or Whoever reviews
There are times in life when what you think and what you feel equate to the same thing. This was not one of these times. Deisaku. Second of a collection of oneshots. x3
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Adventures in Solitude reviews
In all the world, there were many things that Sakura understood. And then there was Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Equivocation reviews
Of uncertain significance: not determined. Deitobi. Oneshot. Hell yeah, I'm back. x3 A christmas tribute... Of sorts.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
And now for something completely different reviews
For the sake of what little sanity she had left, she swore that this was it. The little buggers could get their candy elsewhere. [A Deisaku of sorts] Oneshot. x3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Dazzle reviews
Otherwise known as the Glories of Cookies and Cream. She wanted icecream. He wanted piece of mind. They both got what they wanted, in a way. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Shiver reviews
Scarlet on white, a sin that sinks under the skin. [Yet do you deny it?] In the darkness of a corrupted world, a candle flickers to life. [Pein x Blue] [Pein x Konan]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Pet reviews
Sometimes, lemons will be lemons. Lemons with particularily sharp, pointed teeth. Kisasaku oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Kisame H., Sakura H. - Complete
Nougat reviews
Of late nights and stolen treats. Deitobi Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
Smile reviews
Everyone has their weaknesses. It's how you deal with them that makes a difference. Deitobi oneshot, major spoilers for chapter 362.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Purely Scientific reviews
There were few things left in the world that she knew little about, so naturally he caught her attention, a long forgotten masterpiece by nature herself. Includes an... unorthadox pairing, to say the least. XD
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Kisame H., Tsunade S. - Complete
Violet Skies reviews
It was at that moment she felt certain, no, absolutely positive of one single thing: Kankuro must die. HidanTema AU fic. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Hidan, Temari
Stargazing reviews
A mask can hide more than just a face. Deitobi oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Flight reviews
She amused him, a little bird beating her wings angrily at the locked door of her cage. Deisaku Oneshot. x3
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Confusion reviews
Sometimes he wished everything was as simple as his art. Deitobi Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Of Oranges and Lemons reviews
Trust is a marvellous thing. A Deitobi Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Learning to Swim reviews
Diving off the deep end. DeiTobi fluffyness, through and through. Rated T for harsh language near the end. Complete. Two shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,224 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Standing on the Brink reviews
When you are sad and alone, the only thing you can count on is yourself. A Zetsu Centric Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
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