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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

The name is Hannah. I'm thirteen and I love fantasy and horror. I'm also one for slash fics. Yes. All the slashy goodness. I'll probably venture into slash fics soon but until I'm more confident in writing het. fics, I don't know. That could take some time. Oh well. And to all of you who don't like slash, please f-- off and die because if you don't like it, who the h-- asked you to read it? Thank you.

I have a new account, Everlasting Devastation and since it's relatively new, I haven't posted. Watch there for updates. And just to mention, I would also prefer it if you all emailed me instead of PMing me. Check out the email link at my second account. Please disregard this one as I can tell you, I will not answer anything. So thank you. The email by the way is darestobeindifferent @ hotmail DOT co DOT uk. Replace the 'dot's with the actual thing and remove the spaces.

Updates

December 8th.

The Hogwarts Chatroom has been UN-HIATUS-ified. Currently writing about the Halloween Dance. Enjoy people.

Pairings

I like -

HarryxDraco

RonxBlaise

HarryxNon-MarySueOC

RonxHermione

DracoxHermione

HousexChase

SeverusxRemus

JamesxLucius

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RED AND BLACK by MegaKitty reviews
Sirius Black's daughter is raised by Remus Lupin
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 192,208 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Remus L., OC
Not All Dark Witches are Death Eaters 3 by Ryua Malfoy reviews
It's not easy being the child of a Death Eater. Especially when you've managed to fall for the Dark Lord's arch enemy. And not only does one have to avoid getting killed by either side, there's still two years of school to get through.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 125,464 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 5/19/2005
The Perfect Girl by slytherin-nette reviews
Hunting season has just begun and Draco Malfoy, heir to the Malfoy line, starts his relentless pursuit of the perfect bride with high qualifications. No girl matches up to his standards. Until fate creates one for him! Draco/femHarry. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 413,689 - Reviews: 1998 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Queen of Hearts by ElvenVampyreFairy reviews
Adela is an American exchange student who gets sent to Hogwarts for her junior year. An adventure follows complete with food, fun, embarrassment, dialect confusion, and a dreamy rockstar that can't keep his eyes off her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,596 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/8/2006 - OC, Harry P.
The misadventures of Voldemort and his DeathEaters by kateandsomebooks reviews
Voldemort tries to be evil, but his Death Eaters just keep on embarrassing him. Includes Barty and his obession with practical jokes, Rabastan and his fear of the trivial, Snape and his constant exhasperation of all of them, and many more!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 70,657 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Voldemort
Broken Promises by MystiqueKami reviews
Kyo lost his true love when Akito made Hatori suppress her memories of their relationship together and sent her to England. Two years later, she has come back to visit,she had found out the Sohma family secret once, will she find out again? KyoXOC and YxT
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,355 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
From Hogwarts With Magic: The Notepassing Episodes by CAP.L reviews
The fic formerly known as 'notepassing'. Short summary: Notepassing between the marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 16,212 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Handle With Care by The Magicians Wish reviews
Christmas Fic! AU Slash HD. The War is over, Harry is depressed by it and his friends unexpected betrayle, can anyone bring the spirit of Christmas back into Harry's life?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,176 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
New and Old by Angelisa McKaine reviews
Harry has defeated Voldemort just in time to return for his 7th year at Hogwarts. That's not the only new thing, Harry's parents and Sirius are back! Can Harry handle a normal life? More importantly, can he handle his new teachers?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,947 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 4/11/2006
voldemort is stupid by I-love-exclamation-marks-YAY reviews
Just a random thought. What if Voldemort put part of his soul into a chocolate bar?Rating just to be safe, anyone can read it really!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Voldemort
Sirius' Potion Mistake by RedHal reviews
Trying to bring the ghosts of James and Lily so they could protect Harry from Snape's taunting, Sirius makes a mistake and actually brings them back to life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 34,126 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Complete
Ranting in the Spotlight by miiamya reviews
These are rants of various characters in Harry Potter. Read if you enjoy randomness and bitter humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 6/8/2006
The Return of Lily and James by story-angel reviews
Sequel up! and it's called a very odvious title. The Return of Lily and James:The Sequel. Summary:In 6th year Sirius is alive,and he brings Lily and James back to life.Slytherin beating ensues. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,499 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
Thousands Say Farewell by asyouwishxladyswan reviews
A young girl discovers an old chest filled with an assortment of objects, including an old copy of the Daily Prophet. Intrigued, she begins to read the article, and discovers that the content hits closer to her heart than she thought. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Ginny W., OC - Complete
Fred and George's super duper ultimate prank week by Sally Valentine reviews
My first strait out Humor fic. Please comment, don't be to harsh. Fred and George get bored. Written by me, with original ideas from my friends and I, and some really popular funnies, like washing snapes hair.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006 - George W.
A Trip Through Many a Book by Krazi Kelli reviews
Written on a sugar high, and created by my sister. All about her life with Harry Potter and co. Also with apperances from Lord of the Rings ppl... ONE SHOT! Her attempt at Humor...sorry about the title
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
Love Is Something Eternal by sonnet to eva reviews
Lily and Harry share a quiet moment together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Of Broomclosets and Stereotypes by Plot Bunny Stew reviews
Hordes of fans? A selflocking broomcloset? Hatred so strong the victims resort to intercourse? Can anyone spell STEREOTYPE? Partial parody. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I'm Not Letting a Muggle Do My Hair! by The Werewolf Mage reviews
A short conversation between Gen and Snape about his hair. I think a K rating fits.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
50 Reasons Why Harry Should Be With Ginny by dark-neko9 reviews
Harry and Ginny should be together, right? That's why my friend and I made a list of reasons they should be together! It's really funny. Please read! Reasons 41 through 50 are up! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Jamieboy's Freaky Box by Remus'sElvenWulf1313 reviews
It's a camera, Sirius, said Remus...What's it look like?A freakyweird box. The story of James Potter, his friends, his enemies, and a freakyweird box that will cause lots of trouble...Rated 4 safety and pure safety alone!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2006 - James P.
Life After by opalish reviews
Life after death in the wizarding world. HarryGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Hogwarts Idol! by Herm-Own-Ninny879 reviews
Christmas at Hogwarts is normal, right? Guess again! When Hermione introduces the gang to 'American Idol' Things begin to go crazy when the Golden Trio come up with their own singing contest...HOGWARTS IDOL! HG, CCh, RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,042 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/25/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P.
The Muggle Studies Project: Karaoke! by Pirate in Pearls reviews
ON HIATUS! The Muggle Studies teacher decides to teach his students how to work a video camera, and Dumbledore holds a karaoke contest to give them material to film. It's a night of songs, dances, mayhem, and extreme randomness. I own none of these songs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,186 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005
hogwarts, a musical by the-ravenhaired-one reviews
a curse has taken over hogwarts in 2 time periods, causing people to suddenly start singing a song in relation to what their thinking. 1 guess as to what time periods they are. MWAH HA HA usual pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,137 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Harry P., James P.
When Curses Collide by Accidental Paradox reviews
Ranma Crossover. A new school student arrives, and there's more curses and trouble than anyone could have bargained for!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,199 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 8/2/2005
Things They'll Never Say by sarah.etherealbliss reviews
Erm, I guess the title pretty much explains everything. Contains a disturbing amount of sillyness, randomnosity and insanity. READ AND REVIEW PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2006
Gone by a-broken-heart-still-beats reviews
I don't understand.How could she do this to me?To everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Hyperness good by the-ravenhaired-one reviews
the powerful Harry is subject to a weasley prank gone awry, leaving him hyperhigh ish for a while. thinking Road trip! Pig headed trees and the Platonic couple
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,195 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Gone, But Never Forgotten by asyouwishxladyswan reviews
The Second War has ended, and several months have passed since the Final Battle. It's 31 December, and while everyone else is out celebrating, one man is preparing to end his life. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Winter Lullaby by misstoxic reviews
What happens when enemies Lily and James's friends trick them both into going for auditions for the school play Winter Lullaby, and both of them get chosen for the lead roles? Will love finally blossom on the set?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,941 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 11/30/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
I's 6 years old and gonna defea Volymore! by the-ravenhaired-one reviews
Harry has a melt down, but being Harry its a bit unusual, turning into a 6 year old unusual.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,162 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Harry P.
You're On Candid Camera! by slytherin-nette reviews
There are a lot of mishaps happening around Hogwarts... And Colin Creevey is just the person to capture them all! Gasp! What does this all lead to? Craziness! Disaster and Utter Humiliation! Mwahaha! Co_written by myself and Emerald_Ice. Chapter 4 is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,424 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/28/2003 - Published: 1/3/2003
The Hogwarts' Chat Room reviews
When Dumbledore allows computers in Hogwarts, a chatroom is added. Watch as the Hogwarts students and teachers all encounter each other! Romance, hatred and a whole lot of irritating humour comes into play. Now rated M for innuendoes and currently ACTIVE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,940 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 3/16/2006 - OC