Author has written 27 stories for Code Lyoko, Dragon Ball Z, Grand Theft Auto, Final Fantasy VII, Resident Evil, 28 Days Later, and Walking Dead.
Gavin, Crocodile, Sarcosuchas, Sarco, Croc.
Tour Guide, Crocodile Keeper and Video Manager.
Reading, gaming, writing, working with animals, comedy, messing around with mates, martial arts and video editing.
To My Friends:
You are the people who keep me going and without you all, I wouldn't be who I am today.
"'I'm scared incase George Bush treats the nuclear buttons like a playstation controller" Mark Day
Patrick Swayze's dong has an ego as big as Patrick Swayze who has an ego as big as his dong's ego?
Talk about the ultimate mind bending paradox. Now I'm just totally confused. Me in a convo on IMDB
"It's amazing how everytime you open your mouth you prove yourself you're an idiot." Vegeta DBZ
"Is it over?"
"It isn't over till the fish jumps." (fish jumps) "Now it's over." Piccolo and Vegeta in the movie: 'Super Android 13.' Dragonball Z.
"Doctors bury their Mistakes." Me
"Solving money problems is easy... All you need is cash." Me.
"Thou Shalt not steal. The Goverment hates Competiton." Me.
"There is nothing wrong with chasing women. The problems start when ye catch them." Me
"If someone steals your Woman the best revenge is to let them keep her." Me.
"May all your ups and downs be in between sheets." Me.
"I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself." Ky.
"The Sin of lust may be unforgivable but God is it good." Me.
"Hormones are hard to control when they have a mental gun at your head." Me.
"Cheating is never an option, unless you have no other choice." Me.
"After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral? When you're full of bull keep your mouth shut." Me.
One Wank... Then 19 more
The Spunkanator. Coming to a Cinema near you." Me. A little advert in reference to a. Someone. :p XD
"Jingle bell'sh, your ass smells, ye are fuckin' gay!
"TO THE FICMOBILE!
Ganondorf: "..Would everyone be quiet as Tiger Woods tees off please...the ball is in the air...it is going down and...and...IT IS A HOLE IN ONE!"
Random Passerby: "Ganondorf sir, the ball didn't even go on the green, it hit Link Biden on the head,"
Ganondorf: "Same thing you fuckwit!" Ganondorf as a commentator for Tiger Woods Golf. :p By Me.
"10 years have passed since Ganondorf took control
10 years since a hero died
10 years since Zelda vanished
10 years later...
A new hero has risen
Bob Biden - rated PG13," Me. XD
"THE ULTIMATE ANTAGONIST
THE ULTMATE ENEMY
THE ULTIMATE BATTLE
THE ULTIMATE DECISION
THE FINAL FIGHT
MICHAEL JACKSON!" Me.
"Women are like Computers, they're fun at first but more trouble than they're worth." The Devil Deity. I agree. :p
"I can make the sweetest person sin..." Jenn. No shit. XD
"If you thought Fanta was bad, then look out, for a new drug has been injected into my bloodstream, coffee flavoured Coffee!" Me. RUN!
"SCUMIEST SCUMMING SCUM! ... Remove the first letters of those words then read it." Me. XD
"Meepness of meepyness out of the meep is so friggen meepy." Me.
"Teh Uber Haxxor Super Stroodlenut Silly String Shazbucket Sponglemute Shizzle Machine Shift." Me. Notice the Alliteration of 'S':p
"Your puny pokes and sobby antics will not work against meh. My Laziness is all powerful!" Midget.
"Politicians are just talking pieces of Cardboard." Me.
"Listen tae ma heavy tunes,
Get tae fuck or Ah'll kick yer prunes!
Oh my God, you're a gimp,
Ye're Maw's a prossy and Ah'm her pimp!" Deity. XD
"Hitler would have been defeated easily if we nuked Germany with Cookies and Cats." Me.
"That reminds me, my History teacher nearly hit me cause I tried it out on him, he said fork and I said without thinking 'A spoon you anal probe!' " - Me.
"My dad's alarm clock is beeping more than a psychopath using morse code." Me.
"Violence is like duct tape, if it doesn't work, use more." Me. Tis true as well. XD
"Our Shigeru who art in Tokyo, Holy is your name Nintendo is your game, As it is in Japan, Give us this Wii our daily smash and forgive us our C-sticking we forgive those who C-stick against us and lead us not into Microsoft and deliver us from Halo. Amen." The Devil Deity. His personal prayer. Finally. One that makes sense. XD
"The King: My Boy, YOU MUST DIE!!
Charles: Butcher Disk
They are all destroyed, the only one left is Barry, suffering from horrible tenth degree burns... Then again, you would never tell.
Barry: You Racist Son of a Bitch." Yup. Me and Kenrai. XD
"No, the only thing that stands out about Sandy is one night." Me
Kenrai: Eating a Penguin here. The Biscuit. XD
Me: NUUU! PINGU! MY FRI- Oh right
Generic Convo with Kenrai. Again. XD
Kenrai: Hm. Aye fine I take that bet. :p
Me: WAAAAAA FUCK! SPILLED MEH TEA!
Kenrai: Lmao. XD
Me: I PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS OH MIGHTY CAFFINE LORD!
Same as last. XD
“Porn is stupid, it’s normally two people fucking then a plumber walks past” Christina
“She had so much brown sauce, she became a HP COW” David Glen
Christina: Look what I'm listening to! Britney Spears!
Me: Oh god no!
Christina: What? It's good!
Me: Oh yeah, and Britney Spears is such a good mother!
Christina: She is!
"Nothin, other than saving my dog from being stuck, upside down in a tree 4 miles from here." Sean, talking about the high winds.
"The wind be EPIC weather!" Me
Me: Honey Bees, Killer Bees...
Dad: Wanker Bees…
Me: That’s the House of Lords.
"We made Homework together" David
"YOU WHAN DRIVE MIDGET? CALL NOW! GET ON SHOULDERS! STAND ON TOES! AWAY YOU GO!" Sean (In Japanese accent)
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