thepragmatist
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Joined 11-02-05, id: 924267, Profile Updated: 06-07-11
Author has written 23 stories for Shaman King, Naruto, Harry Potter, and D.Gray-Man.

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edit:// Sorry guys, I'm just not into this anymore. I'll keep these stories up though, for now.


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Love Is All About Muscle Science by General Button reviews
Double D looks forward to science class everyday. He's never had it better...that is until Kevin pops into the picture. Now they must work on a science project together, whether they like it or not. Edd/Kevin
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,174 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Mulch by thatcutellamachan reviews
One Shot. Merlin and Arthur at their new home.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Twisted Faerie Tales by Digitallace reviews
A collection of Drarry fairytales in the twisted tongue of Digitallace. Warnings for Slash and explicit content and adult language and situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,898 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Boxes and Homes by Moon Faery reviews
Sora is only barely out of kittenhood when he's given The Box by human parents who don't want him. Luckily, there's another cat nearby to help things along. Riku won't mind sharing, right?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,999 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Since Before by DancingWithPeacocks reviews
AU. Arthur/Merlin. Merlin has been Arthur’s since day one.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Yours For A Day by Seto's Darkness reviews
Naruto's auctioned off, and the winner gets a day with him… and now, everybody's fighting over him [SasuNaru SaiNaru NejiNaru GaaNaru NaruHina OroNaru ItaNaru KakaNaru HakuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,414 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Journey to the North by lark lavroc reviews
Fairytale crackfic, where in Naruto wanders off to his grandma's house, but keeps bumping into the big, bad wolf, uh, Sasuke. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,113 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Petit Rivalry by yukuro reviews
Through a brilliant deduction, Kanda discovers his greatest adversary. Allen on the other hand, remains blissfully ignorant. [KandaxAllen, TimcanpyxAllen...seriously.]
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Complete
1 Plus 1 Equals 3 by Shirohane reviews
Sasuke has a rather unusual reaction to Naruto's pregnancy and Naruto learns that things are not always as they seem. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 78 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Worth by lokogato-sama reviews
The Thief King meets a boy. Shortly after, the Thief King loses him. Another item on the list of Yami no Bakura’s reasons. Probably the shortest AEAU ever; Gemshippy. [RB]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2005
Remember by animelover630 reviews
Kyo's curse is revealed to Uo. Don't make a promise you can't keep.... oneshot, KyoUo
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Kyo S., Arisa U. - Complete
Bedroom Acoustics by Cherry Delight reviews
Yugi and friends are supposed to have a quiet dinner at the Kaiba mansion, but instead end up traumatised. Established SJ. Oneshot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,959 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/24/2004 - K. Jounouchi, S. Kaiba - Complete
When the Cat's Away by Vee-sempai reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are left alone while Kakashi trails an enemy, and Sasuke is badgered into admitting something he would rather not. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 123 - Published: 2/17/2004
Hold Me Now by Michael Serpent reviews
[One-Shot] HD SLASH. Draco saves Harry from the Giant Squid and Harry has his own funny way to show his gratitude.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 108 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Badminton Partners reviews
In which Kanda likes to play alone. That is, until an idiot moyashi decides he wants a badminton partner. Shounen-ai Yullen oneshot
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Don't Protest reviews
For Yullen Week theme, Protest: Kanda's sick of dealing with mobs of protesters at every press conference, but when he actually runs one over as he escapes from a particularly bad rally, he finds himself with a rather peculiar handful. AU KandaAllen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
June 5th reviews
In which Draco desperately tries to make sure he doesn't botch up his first anniversary with Harry. Established DracoxHarry Slight AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ailurophobia reviews
In which Crookshanks traumatizes Malfoy and Potter is left to deal. PWP DracoxHarry Lem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Fox and the Hound reviews
SasuNaru Naruto's fox demon. The valuable prey of the prized hound demons in the village. Sasuke, the new prized hound demon forms a bond with the fox. Before society tears them apart. based on the disney movie, with Naruto drama.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,895 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ski or Board? reviews
Skiers own Sasuke's high school, which puts him and his best friend Neji at the top. But when the new kid, Gaara shows up and befriends the school loser, Naruto, the two ice princes find themselves jealous of the two outcasts' friendship. SasuNaru NejiGaa
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,383 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
That's all I ask reviews
In which Naruto's angry at Kiba and Sasuke needs sleep. SasuNaru fluffish
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dominant and Recessive reviews
In which Naruto's child doesn't end up looking like he wanted. Stupid dominant Uchiha genes... SasuNaru. Short and Crackish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Need reviews
Tell me team, what do you NEED' Team 7 struggles to answer this question when Naruto takes a rather...stupid action. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Irony reviews
Sasuke hates Irony. Especially when it comes to Naruto. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Lovely Buncha Coconuts reviews
In which Sasuke falls for Naruto for the stupidest reason. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Those are not Cicadas reviews
Oneshot. Forced on a camping trip, Naruto makes some discoveries when sleeping in the same tent as Sasuke. SasuNaru PWP Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Burnt reviews
Naruto gets burned by Sasuke on the outside. Now it's time for him to get burned on the inside. PWP, Lem SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
No One, but ME reviews
Got that Naruto? No one but ME get's to touch you like that. Sasuke's being a little Posessive. Auish. SasuNaru Yaoi, Limeish
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Truth or Dare? reviews
SasuNaru. Naruto learns that the most impossible thing is to play truth and dare with Sasuke. Stupid Sasuke. oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
You're like Ramen reviews
Sasuke wonders why Naruto thinks he's like Ramen. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Asleep reviews
Anna's fed up with always taking care of Hana, so she forces him upon Yoh. but can she really resist the call of motherhood?YohxAnna second drabble. first one with romance in it though.
Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Anna K., Yoh A. - Complete
I'll do anything period reviews
Horo would do anything for his sister. including something completely humiliating. drabble. complete humor. no romance surprisingly.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Pirika/Pirka U., Horohoro U. - Complete
Never once reviews
Never once. Never once did he come see her in her cold dark room. Never once. Until it was too late. YohAnna
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Anna K., Yoh A. - Complete
Silence reviews
The onsen's silent tonight. silence causes thoughts. YohxAnna
Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Anna K., Yoh A. - Complete
Hiccups reviews
Hiccup. Hiccup hic hiccup. That was last straw. PIRIKA STOP HICCUPING! Horo was right, hiccups are fun! RenPirika dedicated to FCelcia
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Ren T., Pirika/Pirka U. - Complete
Friends reviews
Pirika ponders why Ren doesn't want to be friends with her anymore. RenPirika
Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Pirika/Pirka U., Ren T. - Complete
Ice Queen reviews
songfic for the song Ice Queen. YohxAnna. Warning: get's pretty angsty. i suggest you listen to the song. its really pretty.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Yoh A., Anna K. - Complete
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  1. Ren x Pirika
    Anime/Manga Shaman King