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Joined 11-02-05, id: 924286, Profile Updated: 01-25-11
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Bonjour. Je m'appelle Marilen. Comment ça va? (Yeah I know French)

Birthday: May 29 (gimme gifties)

Age: 17 (I'm old.)

Location: My House, California

I like reading Sasusaku and dramione fanfics. I like bad boy/smart girl combos... I'm weird like that. Teehee?

I watch asian dramas/movies. I watch anime & read manga. I enjoy sitcoms like George Lopez and The Nanny. I'm addicted to reading fanfics rather than writing them.

Please don't mind my late updates. Please don't rape/kill my family & friends. Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally. I hate math cough cough Geometry.

I love pizookies (white chocolate macadamia nut with vanilla ice cream... now that's heaven~)

I'm shy, skittish, awkward, & unsure around strangers. But loud & obnoxious with friends. That's because I'm a Gemini. You know us split personality types

I like reading/watching romantic comedies and intense dramas. It either has to make me laugh out loud to myself or make me tear up to be on my good list.

I am a terrible procrastinator. It makes life so much harder. I sleep & wake up late, therefore I'm not on time a lot.

I'm a nice person. Don't worry... I won't butt rape you... maybe

I have a turtle named Sheldon ;D

I do theatre. I'm a theatre kid... "What happens backstage, STAYS backstage". hehe.

But I'm terrified of public speaking. Again... I'm a gemini (reason to explain myself)

Boys are cute. I like 'em with cool hair.

I wish I could drive... no wait I wish I could fly... and have the power of invisibility too.

My favorite animal is a... chinchilla. Fluffy, cute. 'nough said.

I like typing rawr... but it's overused... oh well

My entire name has 33 letter & 13 syllables.

I don't know if I want to be a psychiatrist or a psychiatric nurse... like my mommy dearest.

I like pasta & mashed potatoes. (Carbs are bad T_T)

I like pocky, vanilla hello panda, and vanilla yan yans.

I pretty much own like 50 bazillion Hello Kitty items. ... I'm too Asian.

I learned how to whistle from Dragon Tales... ah yes. Good times.

I call all underwear "panties"... EX: Boys wear panties.

I miss Boy Meets World.

I understand Tagalog but I won't speak it unless I want to be cute.

... I don't cuss out loud. I cuss in the stories I write & in my head, but not outloud.

When people say super vulgar things out loud or cuss intensely... I blush.

I'm 4'10 1/2. Remember I'm 17. I have the average height of a 10 year old. People point that out to me a lot.

I like to ramble. It gets me nowhere though.

I embarrass myself when with my friends. It's not fun, but it is... at the same time.

I watch medical shows that feature surgeries or child labor. They're cool.

... Like an ice cube. I'm corny. I get that from my parents.

DONE. ;D

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It's Late, Why Are You Awake? by Rasika-chan reviews
Draco can't sleep. Neither can Hermione. The two find themselves awake and they each want to know, why? Draco's more determined to find out. "Did your dreams wake you?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
There's fanfiction about us! by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
My 2nd Naruto fic. Shikamaru gets a laptop and discovers our website. Major OOCness! Rating changed to Mature because of Chapter 9! Next chapter is up! Currently reading Naruto Harem/Bashing type fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,630 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U.
Dirty by aviddaydreamer reviews
Draco Malfoy lived his life as a quest for perfection, and Hermione Granger, with her dirty blood and bright eyes, she was his kink. Dub-con, dark, smutty. M for a reason. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How to Fake a Marriage by hermyandronforevr reviews
"What the hell are you talking about?" Hermione questioned. "You are not my husband." "That expensive wedding ring on your finger would prove otherwise," he contradicted. Chapter 18 is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,126 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Politician's Wife by pir8fancier reviews
Hermione hates Draco in the springtime, Hermione hates Draco in the fall, Hermione hates Draco 247.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Body Swap by Chippie reviews
When the guys make a wish on some mysterious coins to understand the girls, they swap bodies! Secrets unfold, and new predicaments are everywhere. What will happen? SasuSaku, NejiTen, ShikaIno, NaruHina !REWRITING!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,926 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 4/17/2006
DM HG by Latrodectus Mactans reviews
Hermione Granger, today's the day to get up the nerve. Dhr, Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,449 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cracked Ceiling version DMHG by ohsnaptheresa reviews
He finally got what he wanted. Non-Con. One-shot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Veela And The Perils Of Losing Control by Twilight to Midnight reviews
When Snape stops administering the control potion for Draco's veela instincts thanks to a little meddling from Blaise, Ron and Harry, all hell breaks loose and trouble abounds. Especially for poor unsuspecting Hermione. Rated M for a reason. DHr. 7th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 336 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Betelgeuse by Tierfal reviews
“We are not,” she announced, “naming our first-born son ‘Betelgeuse.’” A Dramione ficlet written for Marmalade Fever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Troy by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Draco loved this woman. Draco worshipped this woman. Draco would do nothing short of destroying the legendary city of Troy to have her, to hold her, to possess her as his own, forever and a day. AU. Warning: Dark Draco and questionable consent.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,140 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,051 - Reviews: 3667 - Favs: 7,223 - Follows: 1,607 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Girls for Sale by boredteenager reviews
An all boy country has a population depression. They need to buy girls for means of reproduction. How would they handle dealing with homo sapiens they had never seen before? Perverted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,896 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Business Nuptial Arrangement by boredteenager reviews
Define Chaos: It is a condition wherein you get engaged, married and forced to make 'baby' to someone who has a rotten like hell attitude, Uchiha Sasuke. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,734 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Baby Kakashi! by saki-kun reviews
Oh no! Kakashi sensei has turned into a baby! What will happen to Team 7 when they struggle to take care of Kakashi? Will he ever turn back to normal! Please RR! NaruXSakuXSasu Chapter 32 is up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 77,760 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 6/27/2004
The captured Uchiha by JadeMesmerizedByOnyx reviews
Sasuke is captured by Sakura, because of a mission that the Konoha shinobi are planning to do. He is not very happy with this, obviously. Nobody likes to be tied to a chair with their chakra drained, do they? A helpless Sasuke, poor boy! Warning: Swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,198 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Ordinary People by inadaze22 reviews
“Let me be clear about something tonight, Granger. You're the only woman I’ve ever wanted...It’s always been you.” Draco steps in the fireplace, drops the floo powder, and disappears in a burst of green flames. Being re-written.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 144,343 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 2,344 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tenten's Story by OMGkumiko-chan reviews
Tenten is a ninja with an attitude. Suddenly this new guy shows up... Hyuga Neji! What will happen! tenXneji hope i get to reply to all your reviews.. if you give me any... OC! and maybe OOC Characters Some randomness
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,228 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
A Thread Of Innocence by Athena Linborn reviews
Fear and determination, are major factors in Hermione Grangers decision to keep the child of a liaison she can hardly remember. All is well, until five years later, the hated father of her child, walks back in to her life!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 127,716 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 11/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Lost! Kawaii Pink Neko! by BLunatic reviews
My cat, Haruno Sakura, is lost. She is naturally pink and has green eyes. Yes, it IS a cat. If found, please return her to Uchiha Sasuke. Thanks. //SasuSaku//Sakuracentric//
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,686 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Sakura H.
Stolen Virginity by boredteenager reviews
Prove to me that you're not gay! Uchiha Sasuke, I dare you... devirginize Haruno Sakura! [sausaku] REWRITTEN
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,964 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
We Have A Son by myspoonslife reviews
A very cute Calvin and Hobbes based story that just kinda popped into my mind.I had to change the rating awhile back for Temaris mouth. Kind of rushed the ending bc my conscience said I needed to finish this before my dumbself throws the story away..again
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,908 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Sasuke's Uncotrollable Lust by boredteenager reviews
Bam! Sasuke's having preadulthood hormone craze! Tsk. Tsk. Not good. Sakura's gonna have a hard time dealing with this. [sasusaku][naruhina][nejiten][shikaino]REWRITTEN!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,401 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 9/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 3952 - Favs: 4,916 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dating for Dummies by O-Renji-Un reviews
NEW CHAPPY! NEW PENNAME! NEW CRACK! Kakashi's a bit bored of the no romance between the Rookie Nine...and Konoha for that matter. What to do, what to do? Give dating advice and become matchmaker...? Oh the horror. SasuSaku and more!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,601 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
When You Lose Your Way by SevenGee reviews
“Granger, what's wrong?” I asked in worry. “What's in your hand?” And something struck me. “Have you been vomiting again?” She said nothing. She did nothing except hold up her shaking palm, her fingers wrapped tightly around a very blue pregnancy test.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,492 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Her hair is BLUE? by berry-chan reviews
Sakura, Sasuke said, your hair, it's BLUE. sasuxsaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,776 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
About a Daddy and a Nanny by syaoran no hime reviews
NejiTen request. Due to a deathbed promise, inexperienced Neji ends up with an instant son. Enter Tenten, the longlost teammate who poses as a birdbrain nanny for her jounin mission, beginning a tale of love, betrayal, and stinky diapers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,041 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 2,995 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
This Is Not My First Time by Tsukiko no Yuki reviews
[COMPLETE][SasuSaku][AU] Meet Haruno Sakura, exchange student from Tokyo in Paris, the foreversmiling girl, and Uchiha Sasuke, popular icecube guy. Will the two opposites be able to become friends or more?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 122,845 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forever Kind of Valentine by Avari20 reviews
VERY Long One Shot...Draco's plans for ignoring the most hated holiday of the year are put on hold by the God of Love himself. It's either win or kiss dating goodbye. What's a cynic to do? Warnings: Fluff, Character Canon that Careens into OOC due to Arrows, Comedy, Romance. Lightly edited 17.6.2013
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,582 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Lost Heir by moreaux reviews
When attempting to propose to Pansy Parkinson in order to obtain an heir to the Malfoy fortune, Draco Malfoy is informed, much to his surprise, that there is, in fact, a rightful Malfoy heir already in existance... [DMHG]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,385 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
File:1010 by cookiiex reviews
[AU][NT&NH&SS&SI&IT][Chp9 up!]['or her favorite, 'What Did Sasuke Do Now'. Hinata frowned to see her friends like this. 'I don't know Tenten chan..']..It all started when models were getting expensive.R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,882 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/1/2007 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
The Witness and the Wife by Marmalade Fever reviews
When Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 2795 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Replaced by NiiNJA KiiMiiE reviews
Starfire feels replaced when a new girl comes along and steals Robin's heart. She leaves after the accident she did to her. A few years later, what will happen when the Titans meet Starfire again? RobxStar some BBxRae and CyxBee
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,709 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Starfire, Robin
Repercussions by Damien J. Frost reviews
One night between enemies leads to crossed lines by those least expected. Can the world survive the repercussions?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,713 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Reasons 1 by Kikitare reviews
Neji is comming back from a misson from Hidden Mist to retrieve a Princess. She has unwillingly become is gf and 'sexslave.' What if Hiashi and the main branch hear about this? WHAT? Neji ALSO has to be finding a WIFE! NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,205 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
I'm A Girl! Oh My God, They Think I'm a Guy! by YuKiKuRo reviews
[AU] Every body thought she was a guy. But soon, they will realize how wrong they were, and when they finally found out, why is Neji extremely affected by it? [Main NejiTen, SasuSaku, ShikaIno, NaruHina]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,300 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Time: Reset by Blaze2Sage reviews
Sasuke, Naruto, and Neji's offspring had accidentally fallen into the past of Konoha and now they need to get back to their own time but things get complicated in the relationship of Sasuke and Sakura [SasuSaku][Future fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,179 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Striking A Pose by Demoneyes 14 reviews
Team 7 is shocked to find Sakura in the swimsuit issue of Icha Icha Paradise... ESPECIALLY SAKURA! Now not only does Sasuke have to protect her from perverted men, but also from a stalker who wants to claim her! CHAPTER 10 UP! Sasusaku NaruHina KakaIcha
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,864 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Wit's End by zarah joyce reviews
Draco Malfoy and sex were two completely irrelevant, unrelated terms... or at least, that was what Hermione Granger thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
One Day in Heaven by Celestielle reviews
Paused. What's worse than being locked by your friends inside a room for 24 hours? Of course, being locked--and alone--with your mortal enemy. And what's even worse? If your mortal enemy is no other than His Royal Hotness/Jerkness, Saionji Kanata.
Daa! Daa! Daa! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,198 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Kanata, Miyu
Yosh! The Power of the Hyuuga Youth! by Lady Jaye1 reviews
A shocked Neji learns that Rock Lee and Maito Gai have brainwashed his only son. Let the blood bath begin.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,069 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Neji H., Lee R.
Stranded with Idiots by RedLotusNin reviews
COMPLETE. Kakashi pulls a prank on the students by stranding them on an island so they can be watched by millions. Now they must fight for shelter, food and escape from entertainmentcraving tribe people. NaruHina SasuSaku ShikaIno NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 42,132 - Reviews: 2277 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Complete
Chibi by Kunoichi 008 reviews
Kids don't exactly see things the same way as grown ups do. So when the latter and the former meet you know it'll be fun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,853 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 7/25/2005
Business or Pleasure by Magical words from Muggle pens reviews
What is Draco Malfoy thinking when he propositions Hermione Granger for marriage? The arrangement is purely professional. But can the two former enemies find the line between business and pleasure? Complete: DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,595 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sasuke's Mommy by rmcHolicxxx reviews
What happens, when there is a childish Sasuke clinging to a person he thinks is his mommy? Cute? Yeah, right. Disturbing? Very. Especially when that Sasuke is eighteen years old!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,689 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
The Revenge of the Forgotten by Artistic Shinobi reviews
Tenten, Kiba, Ino and Shino aren't exactly the top dogs in Konoha and its pretty much pissing them off. They found one way to settle the score...get their revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Tenten, Ino Y.
Being a Mom by The Angels of Death reviews
Nejiten! Tenten must learn to give up her dreams of becoming the next Tsunade, and become a STAYATHOME MOM! But first, she must become accustomed to her new lifestyle: TEACHER!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,049 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Drizzle by Marin M reviews
Kisame x Sakura. Because you'll need something other than Sasu x Saku to read, eventually.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
Answer Machines by noodle-kun and small and chibi like reviews
Randomness of answer machines from everyone, Chapter 15: Broom man.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,875 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006
Dream A Little Dream by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Neji x Tenten] Sleeptalking can get you in trouble, especially if Naruto catches you, and especially if your name happens to be Hyuuga Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Nosy Shinobies by kohana28 reviews
What will happen if the four best chuunins of Konoha decided to spy on the girls? Sasusaku Naruhina Shikaino Nejiten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,498 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sand Style: The Bachelor! by Yarochisai reviews
Temari's tired of a certain someone chasing her boyfriends away, and she plans to do something about it. Watch Gaara writhe in pain as she tries to set him up with girls of Konoha!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,879 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Campfire Geeks by Natsyourlord reviews
Augh! I HATE Gwen Stephani! She's an evil woman who writes songs about sex' screamed Lee. He ran around in circles until he crashed into a wall and fell down unconscious. Very random. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,344 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
I Wanna Be A Supermodel by sarafu-chan reviews
Tenten is an ordinary girl who was thrown into the crazy world of showbiz. Can she survive? NaruHina, SasuSaku, ShikaIno, NejiTen. AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,525 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Tenten, Neji H.
Seducing Neji by Amasian reviews
This year, Tenten is taking a different approach to plan the perfect Valentine's Day gift for the arrogant bastard she calls her boyfriend. Little does she know, chaos ensues. NejiTen [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,703 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Ninja Diaries by MetalDragonFX reviews
This is a funny story I think It's what I think People really feels inside Gaara cuteness! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA There is like A LITTLE of NejiTen, ShikaTem, and other stuff okay? DON'T KILL ME SASUKE and Sakura fans! I changed the title..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 8,854 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 4,305 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hindsight by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Neji x Tenten] Sasuke and Tenten, on a date? Neji is not happy, not in the least. And of course, it's all Naruto's fault. No, really. It is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,225 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
What I Want For Christmas by Yummei of the Dream reviews
SasuSaku. Crack oneshot. And she enters, and her seductive innocence floors him so. And she's wearing nothing but a twoply tissue paper dress and ankle socks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tear You Apart by Kyra4 reviews
DMHG 7th Year. This story carries SERIOUS WARNINGS for dark themes. More specific warnings inside. Draco Malfoy is a bad boy. Draco Malfoy has a bad crush. Draco Malfoy is about to do some very bad things... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,042 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/23/2006 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Really! : The Wild Goose Chase by Ohohen reviews
Sasuke Reunion! Not...Sasuke DISASTER! Oh oh...Sasuke meets his son. Oh no! Sakura has a camera! Run Sasuke! Run! Run! She has a lethal weapon! SasuSaku, NejiTen, NaruHina, ShikaIno T for mild language. [Redone] Nothing really romantic. More humor. REVIEW
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Complete
Tenten's Famous Sugary Crunch Grain with Milk by Blaze2Sage reviews
[oneshot] Team Gai cooking...this is interesting...[Team Gai obviously] [Minor Nejiten]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2294 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Lick'em Lollies by somandalicious reviews
She likes lollies. A lot. They like watching her enjoy those Lollies. A lot. But how much can they take?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 138 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Typical Vacation by OtakuKunoichi reviews
It's Sasuke's birthday and Sakura Naruto decides to spend 14 days at the beach with him and the Konoha Genin's as celebration! Roommates? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,939 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Hyuuga Engaged by Rekino reviews
Tenten receives the shock of her life when she finds out Neji is engaged. After meeting his fiancé, of whom he doesn't even like, Tenten is determined to make her life hell by flirting with Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,543 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 1/7/2005
All Because of Our Chibi Friend by White Sakura of Hope reviews
A story about a certain chibisized Sasuke and his adventure of finding himself a family. Who knows what kind of luck he will bring to the cold hearted, emotionless Uchiha Sasuke. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
high school circumstances by shinobi-Sakura reviews
highschool is both heaven and hell for Sakura .She wasn't supposed to let her feelings show.She wasn't supposed to let her guard down,especially to the one boy she couldn't get out of her mind.But he's the one she can't live without.SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,309 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/10/2006 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Pillow Talk by liferegrets reviews
That's right...no one messes with Uchiha Sakura. Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 91 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Friendly Game Of Poker by Mrs. Witter reviews
A boys' poker game leads to interesting revelations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Youthful Passion and Local Butchers by wildcatt reviews
Neji is feeling deprived. Lee isn't helping. Tenten, however, is just plain confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Complete
When Malfoys marry Mudbloods by secretdiary reviews
My 2nd fic, DM&HG. MATURE. Why would the Dark Lord ever want the son of one his most loyal and pure followers to wed a filthy Mudblood? Completed July 05
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 124,929 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Diginin 2000x by liferegrets reviews
What happens when Gai challenges Kakashi to a fanfiction contest? Chaos...Sasusaku a little Nejiten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/25/2005
Little Uchiha Brats by Tenshi no Hana-chan reviews
[OneShot] Sakura thinks about her family, their personalities, interests, and her love for all of them. Sasusaku, with implied NaruHina, NejiTen, and ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 58 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ghetto Romeo and Juliet by hermyandronforevr reviews
This is a ghetto twist on the ever popular "Romeo and Juliet." Rated PG-13 for language, mild drug use, and slight sexual references.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2005
Summer Technology by Icarusy reviews
In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Thirst by xMeme reviews
A juice from outer space plus a thirsty Kanata equals an afternoon of torture for Miyu.
Daa! Daa! Daa! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Kanata, Miyu
The Dress by Goldberry reviews
It all started with a red dress. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/10/2004
Dear Sir or Madam by Newly reviews
Tired of watching issues not quite address themselves, Iruka opens an anonymous advice column. As chuunins, his former students find love more troublesome than missions… A story told through letter correspondence. SakuSasuNaruHinaShikaInoNejiTenKakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 7/18/2004
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 4,684 - Follows: 533 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3144 - Favs: 4,095 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Journals by cyropi reviews
Draco Malfoy, the Head Boy, is depressed and has an unusual method of self-harming to cope with it. Of course it’s only so long before Head Girl Hermione finds out about it… but could her wish to help him change into something more? DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,997 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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Sasuke's First Pimple reviews
What? Sasuke... THE SASUKE has... A BLEMISH? WHAT SHALL HE DO? WHAT WILL THE GIRLS SAY? Huh? Sasuke actually CARES? MWAHAHAHAHA! sasusaku, slight naruhina and nejiten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Sasuke U.
A Day In The Life of A Working Shinobi reviews
Kakashi signed up Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto for jobs at Konoha’s new mall. Will they survive in the many problems, challenges, and …random people? Parings: sasusaku, naruhina, nejiten, inoshikatema and…. Um that’s it well… maybe I’ll add more later.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,529 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/13/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
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