Monty Python61
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Joined 11-03-05, id: 924611
Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Star Wars.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY PEOPLE! Sorry, i'm nuts. Anyways you all probably wanna know who i am and everything about me so that's why i wrote this 27 page profile so you can know everything there is to know. JK! haha. I really didn't write a 27 page profile. Okay, lets start. I looove rock music...punk and goth and some oldies. My tastes have changed since i first wrote this profile if you are a returning fan haha. I am a Varsity soccer goalie and broke my nose during the second week of pre-season last year. I love working out lifting weights and running and I hate shopping (unless it's for spots stuff). I have very long hair which is very heavy. I am a christian and I HATE slash stories with PASSION. So i guess I just wont read them. I don't know why i wrote that but as you will eventually find out i am a very random person.

UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We just got a Wii!!!!! We have a nine-foot screen that drops out of our ceiling and it feels like you're actually there!!! Me and my friends played 15 hours over the weekend!!! We're CRAZY!! Lol. It is so fun. But now I'm a bit bored with the sports and I want to get...oh i forget the name of it...some superhero game for it. That's gonna be cool. But MOM is against violent video games even tho she let my SISTER (Jedi Xman Serena Kenobi) have SW video games!!! W the HECK!!! Oh well.

I am homeschooled but as you must be wondering I am not one of those types who wears denim jumpers and huge floral prints. I wear my soccer shorts and pajama pants everywhere including church and get the horrified looks of all my non-jock peer's mothers. As a jock I have a license to wear sweat pants, plaid pajamas, soccer shorts, athletic flip-flops and hoodies all year round and everywhere without being fashionably lacking.

Fav Movies: Gladiator, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, She's the Man, Pirates of the Caribbean, Spider-man, X-Men, The Illusionist, Bourne Identity, A Knight's Tale, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, V for Vendetta, The Devil Wears Prada, Titanic, Pride and Prejudice, Phantom of the Opera, and lots more...

Fav Bands: Fall Out Boy, AFI, My Chemical Romance, Cartel, Green Day, Panic at the Disco, 30 Seconds to Mars, Relient K, Boston, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Switchfoot, Evanescence, Nickelback. And now, Daughtry!!

Fav Songs: (Not in any order) Famous Last Words, The Missing Frame, Ridin' Dirty, White and Nerdy, Miss Murder, A Little Less 16 Candles, Prelude 12/21, But It's Better If You Do, Grand Theft Autumn, Love Like Winter, Honestly, This Ain't a Scene, Golden, St. Jimmy, Face Down, I Write Sins Not Tragedies, Holiday, Dance, Dance, Going Under, Call Me When You're Sober, Teenagers, From Yesterday, You're Beautiful, Superman, The Kill, Welcome to the Black Parade, Dare You to Move, Far Away, Bring Me to Life, Savin' Me, Dani California, 37 mm, Move Along, Boulevard of Broken Dreams, American Idiot, Tell Me Baby, More Than a Feeling, Peace of Mind, The Sharpest Lives, Disenchanted, Cancer, House of Wolves, Sexyback (Hey! It's a good jogging song!) Lips of an Angel, Stay With You, Teenagers, Blood, PS. MCR is my FAVORITE band ever, anyhoozle...

Fav Quotes: "King of the who?"-lady "King of the Britons!"-Arthur "Who are the Britons?"-lady "Why, we all are...we are all Britons and I am your king."-Arthur "Didn't know we had a king, I thought we were an autonomous collective!"-lady Monty Python, Holy Grail

"Wanna buy some death sticks?" "You do not want to sell me death sticks." "I do not want to sell you death sticks." "You want to go home and re-think your life." "I want to go home and re-think my life." -SW Ep II

"You need to find yourself a girl, mate! You're not a eunuch are you?" -Pirates of the Caribbean

"A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for because you can never tell when they will do something incredibly stupid." -Pirates of the Caribbean

"He's such an idiot, gosh!" -Napoleon Dynamite

"I might be dumb but I'm not stupid!" -Kelso, That 70's Show

"Good morning starshine! The earth says Hello!"-Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"Insolent boy, this slave of fashion..." -Phantom of the Opera

"Some who live deserve death, and some who die deserve life, can YOU give it to them, Frodo?" -Lord of the Rings

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V. " "Are you like a crazy person?" -V for Vendetta

"Everything here is eatable, even I am eatable but that, my dear children, is called cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies." -Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Fav Tv Shows: 24, Friends, Prison Break, Psych, Ugly Betty, That 70's Show, Seinfeld, Star Trek Voyager, The Unit, Smallville, Numbers, Close to Home, Ghost Whisperer, Criminal Minds, Malcolm in the Middle, Scrubs, MAD TV, CSI, NCIS, MCIS, TCIS, PCSI, MUVACSI, HUSTCIS, JHDUIDCSI, CCSI, NCNCIS, SCISSORSCIS, NCISISSORS, KODJUEYHSJSSHASH, MAKITDUHD, JUSMOEBWSAK

DISCLAIMER: I do not own 24, Friends, Prison Break, Psych, Ugly Betty, That 70's Show, Seinfeld, Star Trek Voyager, The Unit, Smallville, Numbers, Close to Home, Ghost Whisperer, Criminal Minds, Malcolm in the Middle, Scrubs, CSI, or NCIS. The others I DO own. Any similarities these have to other shows is simply a coincidence and NOT the inner-workings of some ingenious evil plot to take over the world. Oops. Now that you you know that I will have to kill you. BANG BANG.

Movies NOT To See: My Super Ex-Girlfriend, Casablanca, Gone With the Wind, Mean Girls, The Punisher, Pirates of the Caribbean 2, Wizard of Oz, any horror movies, Superman 2- 4, Ella Enchanted, A Cinderella Story (or anything with Hilary Duff in it), and there are more but I can't think of them at the moment.

Stories (Newest to Oldest):

The Freakoship of the Ring

This is just a fun parody which does not quite follow the book, where Fido Gaggins is passed the Thumb Ring to rule the Mall. Originally, his uncle Bilbop Gaggins had it. Bilbop is quite senile. Graydalf dreams of being a JC Nickel model, and is very fruity. Spam, who despises Fido loves seeing the shelves, who lip-sync their singing. Fido loves making pastries that are completely disgusting, and he has a large jelly-belly. He is completely evil to everyone. Marigorn, whose original name was Marigold but he changed it, is a self-absorbed nut who is very directionally challenged. Mirroy and Floppin are only going on the quest because they are trying to escape from the Visa company for all the purchases they made without having any money to pay for it. Shopperman, in Malldor is a shopping freak who talks in commercial-language and thinks that green army men and GI Joes can really fight. Showerman the Tricky (as Graydalf calls him) loves playing tricks on people and is extremely fat. The other characters I haven't given much thought to yet because I am still early in the story. When I get more I will post.

Star Floors Revenge of the Smith

This is a parody of Star Wars Revenge of the Sith. Anaking Smoopywhopper and his elder, Mopy Khan Kleenobi are two idiots attempting to save the galaxy. Anaking is constantly biting Mopy's ankles, and is very clumsy. Since it is against the rules for jedi to have pockets, Anaking makes some for himself. He also loves pickled herring and thinks Monoploy money is real. Mopy is a wet-blanket who is obsessed with candy. Chancellor Ovaltine is really not evil at all, although he wants to be. He cannot stop drinking Starmegabucks frappuccinos. (or however you spell it) Whale Banana can never say anything right. Jedi Master Foda is a pot-head who loves Dawn soap. The evil lawyer, John Hangman has a huge mouth and a very fake receptionist.

The other one doesn't count because I don't like it anymore.

I am currently writing Star Floors: A New Dope but I won't publish it until I have a significant amount more written. I happen to be a rather slow writer.

Fondly,

-Dennis (thats wut my friends call me even tho im a girl, because Dennis is my fav character in Holy Grail lol!)

Ps. I found this (below) on another person's profile. Since all of it applies to me, I posted it.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as uniquie, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If Orlando Bloom said breathing was uncool, half the female population would die. (Yes, probably. Don't deny it, rabid fangirls! You know it's true!)

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The Empire by Emedrielle reviews
This story of doomed lovers takes place during the reign of Commudus. What happens when a beautiful slave woman, in love with a Christian, is the object of a Roman Centurion's affection?
Gladiator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 56,433 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 7/19/2007
Pranks by Smenzer reviews
Anakin plays a nighttime prank on his Master, Obi-Wan. A funny story with a twist ending.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 93,016 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
The Book of Ursa by Elizabeth Athineu reviews
Cicero won't sit by and just watch his sister, Ursa, take on the role of concubine to aid the rebels! Ursa needs to find favour with the emperor to save her people and her beloved...Commodus himself.
Gladiator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 90,064 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
Tugging on a Rope: The Extended Edition by Mister Frodo reviews
An extended, inside look on the pointless LOTR comedy! Includes more jokes, more action, and an exclusive author cameo! The author commentary is here! Please enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,236 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
One of Many Forms of Courage by Elizabeth Athineu reviews
A new emperor has begun his reign! Hail Caesar! Young Commodus Antonius Aurelius is getting tired of the politics surrounding his throne. Now he has ordered a Celt be brought to him to entertain him in a duel. Aislinn isn't just a Celt, she's a Christian.
Gladiator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 77,225 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
Afternoon At Merry's by Mister Frodo reviews
The sequel to Breakfast At Merry's. The four main hobbits wait at Merry's house while Gandalf gets their lunch. Will the wizard be able to get the food to them in time? Read and found out! Also, please review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Meriadoc B., Gandalf - Complete
Breakfast at Merry's by Mister Frodo reviews
A short LOTR humor story that really has almost nothing to do with breakfast. The four main hobbits hang out at Merry's house. But there's a surprise guest... Summary stinks. Story does not.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Meriadoc B., Samwise G. - Complete
Tugging on a Rope by Mister Frodo reviews
A short chapter story based on the LOTR movies. Basically just makes fun of the characters and also different roles played by the actors in the movies. FINAL CHAPTER UP
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
Cheese Wars by EnuNR-zero reviews
It's all you've ever wanted from Star Wars... except with cheese! Staring Swissy, Lummy, Nacho, Brie, Camembert, Provolone, Chuzzy, Dark Grater and a Janitor! Will they stop the Cheese Puffs?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,092 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/2/2004
Daddy, Are You a Vampire? by Sweet-KRAZY.03 reviews
AU Anakin tells Luke and Leia about his 'little secret.'
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,657 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Anakin Skywalker
The King of the Ringssss, Precioussss! by Christy Tortland reviews
A whacky and hilarous LOTR parody about Frodo and the rest of the gang. Read and enjoy their troubles, sorrows, and utter stupidity! Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,360 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Sparks by Smenzer reviews
Palpatine tells Luke the story of how he invented Sith Lightning while Vader watches. Story includes funny twist. AU of ROTJ throne room scene. OneShot
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Luke S., E. Palpatine - Complete
The Brigade Charade by crackjacks reviews
Well this is defiantly a JJ story. Jag and Jaina go on an undercover mission to find the major bases of the peace brigade. Things don’t go quite the way planned. If you want to know more you'll just have to rad it.The rating is T, only bc of a few battles
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,610 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 9/27/2005
A Conversation With Vader by Smenzer reviews
A crazy zany story similar to Pranks. Vader has problems with Han, Luke, Leia, Palpy, Mace, Yoda, Shmi, Prince Xizor, ObiWan, QuiGon, Padme and almost every SW character! VERY FUNNY! Read & Review!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,221 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Darth Vader, Han S.
The Sound of Music -- Star Wars Edition by Frostings reviews
How do you solve a problem like Maberrie? Well, read on and find out!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/8/2001 - Published: 9/7/2001
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Star Floors: A New Dope reviews
Puke Smoopywhopper, in love with the gangsta of the rebels, Playa Banana, leads a daring mission to destroy the Dope Star. Along the way many adventures and much craziness takes place. Join Puke in his quest to save the galaxy.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2008
Lord of the Rings: The Freakoship of the Ring reviews
A fun parody, not in accordance with every aspect of the books or movies. Fido Gaggins begins his quest to destroy the thumb ring. CHAPTER TWELVE UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,757 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006
Star Floors: Revenge of the Smith reviews
ATTN: Big Duel is here! NEW! Chap 20! Read and Review!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,072 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005
SuperDuper LOTR Story reviews
A Smelly human, a deranged hobbit, a lost king who craves ice cream a little too much, an elf who obsesses on shampoo, Denethor a disco star, and a crazy punk rocker. Ps: I am not currently writing this story anymore.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,999 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/7/2005 - Published: 11/7/2005
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