I see you have found my Evi-
wait a second... Why in the heck are you here?!
No, seriously. Why? I don't have anything posted that you should/could read without your eyes burning up in their sockets.
Well, i suppose if you want to check out my favorite stories it's okay then. There are some pretty kick ass ones in there. B)
Well whatever the case, It is I:
The Undoubtedly Twisted Merkitten the First!
Pleasure to make your (one sided virtual) acquaintance.
Now, before you say anything: I know my writting and grammar aren't perfect, my spelling is the worst. no need to rub my nose in it, please and thank you.