Author has written 6 stories for Xena: Warrior Princess, Charmed, Inuyasha, and CSI.
I'm really not sure what i am going to write on this damn profile, i'm not too good at talking about myself so bare with me.
I am 17 years old
I live in Warrenton Missouri, a tinny little hick town which i so desperately want to get away from. When i'm eighteen i plan on going to Australia for a while and living with my aunt and cousin.
I am obsessed with the tv shows Charmed and CSI. I have been watching them ever since they first started and i still enjoy the re-runs.
I love laughing, its one of my joys in life.
I have definately been through my share of tough times in life. In school i'm kind of a troublemaker but you know what they say troublemakers always make the most loyal friends. And its true, just about all i live on is my friendship. I have a crazy passion for animals. I have a tendency to shutdown when people try to get close to me. I'm always surprised at how many friends i have and how much they care about me. I have a mild case of insomnia. I dont think i have gotten more than four a hours of sleep a night for two years.
I have blonde hair & green eyes and i'm about 5'2 and weght 90 lbs. No i'm not anorexic so dont ask me if i am, i hate it when people do.
The voices may not be real but they have good ideas.
Fav tv show quotes:
Sara: "If someone touches it before it's printed I break their finger."
Grissom: "You have to see the birthday present I got for your daughter."
Nick: "I got her a Chem sets."
Grissom: (hands Nick his Chem set) "We'll play with these later."
Nick: "There's just a green line."
Sara: "Hey Grissom! Would you come tape me up?"
Grissom: "I come here for calamari."
Grissom: "I think you scared him, all his hairs are standing up."
Catherine: "If you're through amusing yourself, I've got some news."
Sara: "Junk food and radiation, good combo."
Warrick: "Only clue he's got is a missing boat, which sucks because... it's missing."
Brass; "Judge Cohen, you're under arrest for obstructing justice, tampering with states vidence, and violating seven articles of scumbag."
Catherine: "You're right, you know. I should be just like you. Alone in my hermetically sealed condo, watching Discovery on the big screen, working genius-level crossword puzzles. But no relationships, no chance any will slop over into a case. Yeah right. I want to be just like you."
Catherine: "Heavy on B.S., zippo on truth."
Grissom: "Jimsonweed. Dry as a bone, red as a beet, blind as a bat, mad as a hatter."
Grissom: "And what are you doing about it now?"
Brass: "Rub-a-dub-dub, dead man in a tub."
Uniformed Cop: "Why does he want to be alone?"
Nick: "You look tired buddy. You want me to make you a bottle, go nigh-nigh?"
Catherine: "I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and say they're hiding something."
Grissom: "I need their shoes."
Grissom: "A, B, C, D, or all of the above. Standoff with police, man gets shot in the chest, runs back into his burning house inhaling smoke as he goes, the roof collapses, air conditioning unit falls on his head. He dies. What killed him?"
Grissom (to Brass): "You are Lou."
Warrick: "Yeah, go ahead, honey. Save my life."
Nick: "Excuse me, buttercup."
Warrick: "Saved Nick's butt as usual."
Warrick: "Messed with my man, so I get my licks in."
Nick :"We get to rate the boss. I dig this."
Grissom: "This one's all yours."
Nick: "What up, Einstein? Ooh, you got anything there?"
Greg: "Liquid latex."
Jim: "Were there any disturbances last night? Did you hear screams?"
Catherine: "I just realized that you and I have a very healthy relationship."
Doc: "The only other thing I found ... was a swollen ankle."
Catherine: "Say goodbye to Greg."
Phoebe: "I wish I had dreams like that."
Phoebe: Come on, you don't think we'll be 60 and still living together, sharing clothes and a cat.
: The only Halliwell that likes earthquakes.
: I'm not pregnant. Trust me.
: Yeah, next time get your own damn lipstick.
: What just happened?
: ...plus ours will be doubly magical - half Whitelighter. Half witch.
: Did you get my flowers?
: Messing around?
: Ladies, death cannot be feared. For death, in time, comes to all witches. You know, the witch who says she's not scared in battle is a liar. The real witch is the one who fights.
: I can't believe I destroyed the house.
: How about next time I just freeze your head and then maybe I could kick you in the...
: Pig's feet.
: It'll be just like the summer by the lake. Remember when we made that blood oath to be friends forever, not just sisters?
: I don't understand. Am I the only person in this family who's inherited the "take a chance" gene?
: Put it down. Gently.
: Piper, just so you know, I may have to flee the country, but just for a little while. And I will call you, okay.
: A little help here.
: Young Prue and Young Piper are fighting over a doll That's my doll!
: Where's Piper?
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