Author has written 6 stories for Xena: Warrior Princess, Charmed, Inuyasha, and CSI.
I'm really not sure what i am going to write on this damn profile, i'm not too good at talking about myself so bare with me.
I am 17 years old
I live in Warrenton Missouri, a tinny little hick town which i so desperately want to get away from. When i'm eighteen i plan on going to Australia for a while and living with my aunt and cousin.
I am obsessed with the tv shows Charmed and CSI. I have been watching them ever since they first started and i still enjoy the re-runs.
I love laughing, its one of my joys in life.
I have definately been through my share of tough times in life. In school i'm kind of a troublemaker but you know what they say troublemakers always make the most loyal friends. And its true, just about all i live on is my friendship. I have a crazy passion for animals. I have a tendency to shutdown when people try to get close to me. I'm always surprised at how many friends i have and how much they care about me. I have a mild case of insomnia. I dont think i have gotten more than four a hours of sleep a night for two years.
I have blonde hair & green eyes and i'm about 5'2 and weght 90 lbs. No i'm not anorexic so dont ask me if i am, i hate it when people do.
The voices may not be real but they have good ideas.
Fav tv show quotes:
Sara: "If someone touches it before it's printed I break their finger."
Grissom: "You have to see the birthday present I got for your daughter."
Sara: "What's the rule? How long do I have to be here before I start kicking in for gifts?"
Catherine: "When the spirit moves you, Sara. So in your case, I guess, never."
Grissom: "I got one of these Chem labs when I was six, almost blew up the whole house!"
Nick: "I got her a Chem sets."
Sara: "You keep that, might learn something."
Nick: "Stop flirting with me."
Grissom: (hands Nick his Chem set) "We'll play with these later."
Nick: "There's just a green line."
Grissom: "That's cause the blue line is directly on top of the yellow line, which makes it green."
Sara: "Hey Grissom! Would you come tape me up?"
Grissom: "I love my work."
Catherine: "It shows."
Grissom: "I come here for calamari."
Catherine: "Oh... Alone?"
Grissom: "No. Sometimes I have a beer with it."
Grissom: "I think you scared him, all his hairs are standing up."
Catherine: "If you're through amusing yourself, I've got some news."
Sara: "Junk food and radiation, good combo."
Warrick: "Only clue he's got is a missing boat, which sucks because... it's missing."
Brass; "Judge Cohen, you're under arrest for obstructing justice, tampering with states vidence, and violating seven articles of scumbag."
Catherine: "You're right, you know. I should be just like you. Alone in my hermetically sealed condo, watching Discovery on the big screen, working genius-level crossword puzzles. But no relationships, no chance any will slop over into a case. Yeah right. I want to be just like you."
Grissom: "Technically it's a townhouse. And the crosswords are advanced, not genuis. But you're right, I'm deficient in a lot of ways. But I never screw up one of my cases with personal stuff."
Catherine: "Grissom... what personal stuff?"
Catherine: "Heavy on B.S., zippo on truth."
Grissom: "Jimsonweed. Dry as a bone, red as a beet, blind as a bat, mad as a hatter."
Warrick: "Really? Cite your sources."
Grissom: "Internet insomnia."
Grissom: "And what are you doing about it now?"
Sara: "Going back to the girl. I left her in the car" (Gil and Catherine give her shocked looks) "The windows are cracked." (More looks) "Give me a little credit, she's at the hospital.
Brass: "Rub-a-dub-dub, dead man in a tub."
Uniformed Cop: "Why does he want to be alone?"
Brass: "He wants to get his mojo working."
Nick: "You look tired buddy. You want me to make you a bottle, go nigh-nigh?"
Warrick: "Want me to crack that jaw, make you go nigh-nigh?"
Catherine: "I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and say they're hiding something."
Grissom: "Then we get to play hide-and-seek."
Grissom: "I need their shoes."
Catherine: "Why are you telling me?"
Grissom: "Because you're the people person, right?"
Catherine: "Why don't you tell them that, they're not giving me bupkis."
Grissom: "A, B, C, D, or all of the above. Standoff with police, man gets shot in the chest, runs back into his burning house inhaling smoke as he goes, the roof collapses, air conditioning unit falls on his head. He dies. What killed him?"
Grissom (to Brass): "You are Lou."
Catherine: "Lou, the angry businessman. How about that?"
Sara: "I want to be Shannon."
Sara: "Excuse me, it's Flight attendant."
Grissom: "Catherine, the doctor, 3E."
Catherin: "Single mom. What an imagination you have."
Grissom: "Max and Marlene, 2E and F. You two are married. Who wants to wear the pants?"
Nick: "CSI-3 seniority, sweetie."
Warrick: "Whatever. You're henpecked anyway."
Sara: "Let me guess, you're the computer geek."
Grissom: "In the interest of clarity, yes."
Warrick: "Yeah, go ahead, honey. Save my life."
Nick: "Excuse me, buttercup."
Warrick: "Saved Nick's butt as usual."
Warrick: "Messed with my man, so I get my licks in."
Nick :"We get to rate the boss. I dig this."
Catherine :"Give him a perfect ten, or your ass is out of here."
Grissom: "This one's all yours."
Catherine: "Thanks, but you got to give me some guys."
Grissom: "Sara's all you get."
Catherine: "All I need."
Nick: "What up, Einstein? Ooh, you got anything there?"
Greg: "You think Einstein had people hovering over his shoulders all the time? If he did, do you think that we'd be walking around with E=MC squared t-shirts?"
Greg: "Liquid latex."
Nick: "Never heard of it."
Greg: "Really? It's all the craze right now, man. Girls paint it on guys. Guys paint it on girls. You can paint it on yourself if you want if that's what you're into. You can't get a date."
Jim: "Were there any disturbances last night? Did you hear screams?"
Lady Heather: "It's when I don't hear screams that I start to worry."
Catherine: "I just realized that you and I have a very healthy relationship."
Grissom: "We do?"
Catherine: "Well, when we have a problem, I don't paint Greg Sanders in latex and stick a straw up his nose."
Grissom: "Good. He'd probably like it."
Doc: "The only other thing I found ... was a swollen ankle."
Catherine: "Well, you ever try shaking your ass in four-inch heels? ... Don't answer that."
Catherine: "Say goodbye to Greg."
Sara: "Bye, Greg."
Phoebe: "I wish I had dreams like that."
Piper: "Mom would have to knock before she came into your dreams."
Phoebe: Come on, you don't think we'll be 60 and still living together, sharing clothes and a cat.
Piper: Well now that you put it that way, no, I don't want to live with you anymore!
Piper: The only Halliwell that likes earthquakes.
Prue: I don't like them, but I don't go running naked through the house screaming, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE." either.
Piper: I'm not pregnant. Trust me.
Prue: Well, that's good news.
Piper: Yeah, next time get your own damn lipstick.
Prue: I heard that.
Piper: I love you.
Paige: What just happened?
Leo: ...plus ours will be doubly magical - half Whitelighter. Half witch.
Cole: Did you get my flowers?
Piper: Messing around?
Paige: Yeah, having sex.
Paige: See, that's why I don't want to talk to you about this. It's weird talking to a pregnant lady about sex anyway.
Piper: Well, Paige, how do you think I got pregnant?
Leo: Ladies, death cannot be feared. For death, in time, comes to all witches. You know, the witch who says she's not scared in battle is a liar. The real witch is the one who fights.
Paige: I can't believe I destroyed the house.
Phoebe: What I can't believe is what you almost saw in the hotel room. If you had gotten there five minutes earlier...
Piper: How about next time I just freeze your head and then maybe I could kick you in the...
Prue: Pig's feet.
Prue: So you can slice off a chunk of demon flesh but you can't touch a pig's foot?
Piper: I'm a vegetarian.
Prue: Since when?
Piper: Since now...
Cooking pot bursts into flames
Phoebe: It'll be just like the summer by the lake. Remember when we made that blood oath to be friends forever, not just sisters?
Phoebe: I don't understand. Am I the only person in this family who's inherited the "take a chance" gene?
Cole: Put it down. Gently.
Adam: I can't. The witch'll kill me.
Phoebe: Piper, just so you know, I may have to flee the country, but just for a little while. And I will call you, okay.
Piper: Oh, no you don't, Missy. There will be no fleeing the country until you clean up after yourself.
Phoebe: No-no-no-no-no, I'm sorry, I can't. I'm possessed.
Phoebe: A little help here.
Piper: What are you doing with that thing?
Phoebe: Well, first I'm gonna kill it and then I'm gonna stuff it.
Piper: You are not bringing that filthy fowl in the house.
Young Prue: Young Prue and Young Piper are fighting over a doll That's my doll!
Young Piper: You gave it to me!
Young Prue: No, I didn't, you stole it!
Prue: whispering to Piper That's true, you did steal it!
Piper: whispering to Prue I did not!
Prue: Where's Piper?
Leo: Upstairs, recovering from what happened at the office.
Prue: Why? What happened?