Eatsscissorshide bio
Author has written 33 stories for O.C., Harry Potter, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Underworld, Blade, Angel, Lost, Prison Break, Charmed, Supernatural, Remember the Titans, Glee, Mentalist, Bourne series, and Leverage. Once upon a time, there was a girl named Mari. This is still true. However, Mari has just come out of a pretty significant relationship with the American Idol fandom, which explains her long absence from this site, what with the whole RPF thing and all. She just broke up with it. She's staggering about a bit and, frankly, is a little bit slutty as she tries out all of the things that she missed. She still loves Ryan/Taylor, but she also now loves Teresa/Patrick (The Mentalist) and all flavors of Criminal Minds. She's flirting with Legend of the Seeker because that is her flavor of kink and is all kinds of pretty besides. She makes no promises on where she's going to go from here. |
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Not Waving, But Drowning by Overnighter reviews
Ryan doesn't go to Berkeley Summer doesn't go to Brown. In the aftermath of Marissa's death, though, they all have to find a way to move on. A postfinale fic, based on a challenge by Brandywine421. Complete.
O.C. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Ryan A., Marissa C. - Complete
It's Enough by sparklenvy reviews
She's still Mac and he's still Dick and talking has never really been the strong point of their relationship. MackDick post finale
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,700 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/24/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Mac, Dick - Complete
The Savior of Darkness by Kate Lynn reviews
Courage isn't always enough. Timely minutes could have cost Ginny her life, and restored another's soul. Darkness is rising again, but with it comes a frail beam of hope. Can ancient errors be undone on time, or does this Riddle only have one anwer?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,637 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Voldemort, Percy W.
Powder Your Face With Sunshine by Overnighter reviews
He wanted to apologize, but he still wanted to kill him a little, too. In the aftermath of The Ties That Bind, Ryan is lost and adrift.
O.C. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Ryan A., Trey A.
The LessRelated Brother by Overnighter reviews
For The OCFSC. From Shelbecat's sentence: What if Marissa had shot Ryan instead of Trey?
O.C. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,554 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Ryan A., Seth C.
Magical Thinking by Overnighter reviews
The morning after the events of The Dearly Beloved, Ryan reflects on his actions with a member of the Cohen household. Oneshot.
O.C. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Ryan A. - Complete
The Reno by Overnighter reviews
When Ryan needs a ride to Reno, Nevada to rescue his mother, Summer is his only option. Will she be able to handle a glimpse into Ryan's shattered family life?
O.C. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,140 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Ryan A., Summer R.
How like a winter hath my absence been by AlexandraLeaving reviews
Iago and Othello. Longing. Backstory. Yes, SLASH is within.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/16/2005
The Broken Victory by Kate Lynn reviews
{DONE!} What drove Hogwarts' most brilliant student to become its greatest foe? Step into a mind that has failed to see past the darkness, and watch the chilling memories that were poured into Tom Riddle's diary resurface...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 181,377 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 12/20/2001 - Voldemort, Albus D.
When All Is Said And Done by Miss Becky reviews
Now complete. The CIA has come hunting for Agent Sands and El Mariachi. Now they must work together to stay alive.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,685 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/19/2003 - Published: 10/2/2003 - Complete
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With Enemies Like These reviews
Rachel doesn't know how to act like a human, and Santana's heart needs to grow three sizes. Together, they fight crime! Okay, maybe not the second part. Spoilers through 2.3, "Grilled Cheesus."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,571 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Rachel B., Santana L. - Complete
The Justice League Job reviews
The granddaughter of a famous comics author comes to the Leverage team for help in recovering one of her grandfather's last creations. HardisonXParker.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,854 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Alec H., Parker - Complete
How Sweet the Sound reviews
What does a man like Kirill do with mercy? Mostly Kirill gen, dash of KirillXBourne.
Bourne series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Complete
Good Company reviews
The three date rule, slightly modified.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Play This Thing By Ear reviews
You protect them. It's just what you do. KurtXPuck as seen through a Burt POV.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Sunny Days reviews
How Gerry and Julius went from enemies to friends to Julius standing beside Gerry's mother at the funeral. Missing scenes format, GerryXJulius.
Remember the Titans - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,020 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
A WalkOn Part in the War reviews
COMPLETE. A conscience is a hard thing to get rid of. AlexMichael, MichaelSara, LincolnJane.
Prison Break - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 108,843 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007
Litmus Test reviews
Sam has the vision in 'Hunted' instead of Ava. Dean will do anything that he has to in order to protect Sam, even kill. DeanScott.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,187 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Dean W. - Complete
Sea Legs reviews
Sawyer has a hard time finding his feet sometimes.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Sawyer, Jack - Complete
Gods and Devils reviews
A look at Blade II taking the events of 'Twilight People' into consideration. AU, heavily reliant sequel. Pairings are pretty much every combination of Blade, Frost, and Nyssa that you can imagine.
Blade - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,406 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
Barbie Girl reviews
She didn't get that way overnight.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,591 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Shannon - Complete
Practical Magic and Other Lies That People Tell reviews
The only thing that kept the demon coming when he was six months old was the influence of the Charmed Ones. They're not around anymore. Crossover with Supernatural, genfic with a dash of DeanPiper thrown in.
Charmed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,829 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Piper H., Belthazor - Complete
Mirror reviews
He's an agent of structure. The side does not matter. Mahone gen with a dash of MichaelMahone.
Prison Break - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Complete
Roles reviews
Everybody plays them. JackSawyer
Lost - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,069 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Sawyer, Jack - Complete
Driftwood reviews
All that Sara needs is for the world to stand still again. MichaelSara, post escape.
Prison Break - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,872 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
Offstage Lines reviews
Nothing can be taken without something in return being given. Eventual JackSawyer.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,172 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Sawyer, Jack - Complete
Five Kisses reviews
Five kisses that I would have paid good money to see. Primarily SawyerAna Lucia, a dab of JackKate.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Ana-Lucia, Sawyer - Complete
Foot Soldiers reviews
And everyone plays their part. Primarily SawyerAna Lucia, drabs of JackAna and JackKate.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Ana-Lucia, Sawyer - Complete
Best Laid Plans reviews
Sawyer hated it when his plans went off the rails. 'Confidence Man' missing scene.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Sayid, Jack - Complete
The Devil You Know reviews
COMPLETE! Lindsey died, and it was when he came back that the story really began to get interesting. AngelLindsey eventually.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,638 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/15/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Lindsey M., Angel - Complete
Blood Sacrifice reviews
Fatalism does not mean that every action is written in stone, only that the ending of the story will be the same. Character death.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,541 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Boone, Locke
Mechanics reviews
It's all a matter of understanding how the machinery works. SawyerSayid
Lost - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,648 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Sayid, Sawyer
Sympathy for the Devil reviews
They're both con artists, in their own way. LostAngel crossover. Here there be slash, kiddos.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Sawyer
Sons of the Earth reviews
Mexican bars, you meet the strangest people in them. Or in the gunfights directly outside of them. Crossover with 'The Bourne Supremacy'.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,869 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2004
The Feed and Care of Madmen reviews
Sands is not the only one going through a rebirth.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,054 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/24/2004
Games of Strategy reviews
She has one final chance to help her guy. Crossover with 'Brimstone', spoilers for 'Not Fade Away'.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Cordelia C., Angel
Ashes, Ashes reviews
A deadly supervirus wipes out most of the human race, leaving the survivors to face a supernatural foe that few are prepared for. Crossover with Stephen King's 'The Stand'.
Angel - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,688 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/16/2004 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Lindsey M., Cordelia C.
Relic reviews
Worlds move on. People don't always do the same. WesleyLindsey
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/16/2004
Twilight People reviews
Neither one of them has a use for the daylight any longer. BladeFrost, marginally AU
Blade - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,350 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/15/2004
The Other Side of Waking reviews
Here there be monsters. SeleneMichael, MichaelLucian
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2004
Three Days reviews
Bit by bit, Sands is figuring out his brave new world.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/27/2003