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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

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I know you do...so on with my tellings of myself.

About me: I am tall but not too tall. Some people might call me short but not really short. I am really heavy but also very light. Some call me brilliant but I am also very dumb. Clear enough??

On a more serious note, I mostly just read but I have had several ideas for stories so I am going to try my hand at that. Recently, I have been converted over to the liking of Severus Snape and Hermione Granger pairings. At first I was like whoa! and eww! and now I see that really, despite the fact that a pairing between those two is completely and totally impossible, they work well together. I like the impossible pairings because you really have to work to get them together. Plus, they are my two favorite characters.

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Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,788 - Reviews: 10756 - Favs: 7,069 - Follows: 6,220 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
FALLING FURTHER IN by kaz2 reviews
Hermione begins to learn something of the man behind the dark sarcasms of the classroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 253,590 - Reviews: 2001 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 1/5/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Bright Minds Think the Same by Calliope - Muse of epic poetry reviews
One usually says that bright minds think the same, but do they listen to their hearts - especially when the minds are as stubborn as those of Severus Snape and Hermione Granger?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 147,186 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Just Let it Happen by La. Bel. LM reviews
For once in her life, Hermione Granger is faced with a problem that she does not know how to solve... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,999 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Filigree by Hunger4Righteousness reviews
The 'Frequent Kidnapping Card' and Megamind's personal weapon - Roxanne wants to know what they have in common and why they deviate from his usual style. She ends up learning more about him, and herself, than she ever expected.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 217,273 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Babble On by Aurette reviews
One person's nervous tic, is another's nervous joy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Miss Stewart Disposes by wallyflower reviews
The temporary flying instructor observes Professors Granger and Snape. The first of two parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,593 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Pillow Fight by Hunger4Righteousness reviews
It is what it sounds like! Can't he leave her alone for an hour to catch a nap? Apparently not. Ch 2: Roxanne decides it's about time to find out something about her blue boyfriend and gets her own back.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,325 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Healing by coffeeonthepatio reviews
He remembered the softness of her hands on his forehead and the gentle magic that flowed through him as her wand pointed at him. It didn't scare him and he didn't fear it either. He knew that magic, he knew the touch. Gentle, kind, healing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Severus S., Poppy P. - Complete
On the Edge of the Night by selinabln reviews
One night at Grimmauld Place, Hermione witnesses something that will change her perception of Severus Snape forever. SS/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,441 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
A Choice of Roads by Imhilien reviews
*HGSS* A curious Hermione finds a way to see future visions of life with Harry or Ron. She didn't expect to see one with the dark Potions master... AU after 'Order of the Phoenix'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 156,800 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Friends Within by nineteennintytwo reviews
Long before the battles began between Megamind and Metro Man, Roxanne Ritchi had a childhood encounter with our bad, blue hero... MegamindxRoxanne friendship.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/26/2010 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] - Complete
Forget Regret by ThnksFrThMmrs87 reviews
Sometimes Alice can't help wonder if Hatter ever regrets...
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Temptation by The Duchess of Telmar reviews
/"Miss Granger, I do not have the time to indulge in these little fantasies of yours."/ One-shot. HGSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Power in all its Glory by ksevfand reviews
The last thing she remembered was detention with Professor Snape...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 37 - Words: 54,017 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Man Who Can't Be Moved by Cybrokat reviews
Going back to the corner where I first saw you. Going to carry my sleeping bag, I'm not gonna move. A story of Snape angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,815 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Staring by Chiimeriical reviews
Hermione has hereby decided to Stop Looking At Snape Heatedly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
De Profundis by zeegrindylows reviews
The war continues. Captured by Death Eaters, Hermione and Snape must escape and find their way back to Hogwarts. On the way, they encounter the last thing they ever expected. SSHG. Post-DH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,195 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Loathing by sirenssong13 reviews
Bellatrix and Snape have a heart to heart in which they discuss their loathing for one another....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bellatrix L., Severus S. - Complete
Charlotte's Trip by The Creatress reviews
A girl appears at the school. Her name is Charlotte Snape and she's from the future. She has no idea how or why she managed to travel through time, so while they figure out how to send her back, she'll stay and be a student like Mum and be taught by Dad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 131,896 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Living Legacy by sshg316 reviews
An ancient spell, sealed with a kiss, leads to consequences both expected and unexpected. When truths are revealed, lives will be irrevocably changed, and two people will learn that a legacy is more than something left behind. SS/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,154 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Snape Gets Snogged for Christmas by Nagini the Moon Goddess reviews
Christmas eve. Hermione was on her rounds, warining students to makeout somewhere else when she ran into someone. It was...Snape... Uh oh... Hermione's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Surprises by idreamofdraco reviews
Hermione regrets revealing her feelings to Severus until she overhears a conversation at dinner. But is everything as it seems? One shot. HGSS. Not DH-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Where Your Treasure Is by zeegrindylows reviews
SS/HG. Post-Deathly Hallows. Severus Snape survives, only to find himself entangled in an enchantment he never expected. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 376,449 - Reviews: 4952 - Favs: 2,165 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Breaking the Silence by Kerrymdb reviews
In a last desperate attempt to save her relationship with Remus, Tonks decides she needs to learn how to brew the Wolfsbane Potion. But she never imagined that the only one willing to teach her was the last man that she wanted to see. Part three of three
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,488 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Severus S., N. Tonks - Complete
The First Faint Glimmer by Ladymage Samiko reviews
A WIKTT Christmas Challenge 2003 Fic. A little light reading and a chance comment lead Hermione to discover that Snape has nowhere to spend Christmas. But is dragging him home for the holidays really a good idea? HGSS , AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,530 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Heart over Mind by Regann reviews
PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3308 - Favs: 3,601 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Death Eater's Diary by DailyProphetEditor reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange POV. Set during HBP. After the failure in the Ministry, the Dark Lord punished Bellatrix violently. Now there is only one left whom she could turn to, and it's the man she mistrusts most of all: Snape. Canon to HBP, AU to DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,731 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Bellatrix L., Severus S. - Complete
The Measure Of Love by Bergerac reviews
Instead of a Mother's fear and loathing, Erik gets a Mother's unswerving devotion. However, when he is used will he turn into the monster or will someone be able to save him before it is too late.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,300 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Accountable by Dyce reviews
The war is over. Hermione Granger's life, while safer, is no less complicated. Victory has had unintended consequences which affect not only Hermione, but all those around her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,408 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Before the Dawn by snarkyroxy reviews
In her seventh year, a latenight discovery changes Hermione Granger's view on a great many things. Severus Snape is just one of them. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 323,413 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 2,321 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Everything I've ever done by duj reviews
COMPLETE! There were likely to be enough cross words when they finally met. For seven years of his teaching, Hermione had had nothing but cross words from him... Life was a puzzle sometimes. SSHG, Nominated for 4th Multifaceteds and Moste Potente Passions
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,644 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/27/2006 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The End of Days by dansemacabre reviews
19 year old Sarah believes the Labyrinth is behind her, nothing more than a childish fantasy. When she realizes her adventures were real, how far will she go to save the Labyrinth... or the Goblin King who rules it? JS. COMPLETE.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,808 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Heart With No Companion by Michmak reviews
“Well, Miss Granger, even incapacitated as you are, you are still causing me trouble.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,596 - Reviews: 1796 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Unfinished Business by Ramos reviews
Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,744 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 165 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Mister Cellophane by Bertie Bott reviews
Rating for further chapters-NOT a songfic... A potion gone wrong turns Severus invisible. It's amazing the things one can learn when people think that they're only talking to themselves. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,251 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/28/2004 - Published: 1/5/2004 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Snape's Daughter by Disneydoll0424 reviews
COMPLETED Severus Snape's daughter arrives at Hogwarts and Harry thinks she's the most beautiful girl he's ever seen
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,119 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Taste Of Silence by Ys reviews
[Complete] Rather than submitting to the power of Veritaserum, Hermione makes a drastic decision. Hogwarts staff wonders how to help her afterwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,468 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/27/2003 - Published: 6/18/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Enticement by Scattered Logic reviews
In exchange for returning to the Labyrinth, Sarah is offered what she desires most... She's about to learn there is a huge difference between fantasy and reality.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,190 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 2/28/2003
A Necessary Deception by Scattered Logic reviews
Sarah believed her defeat of the Goblin King nine years ago was a dream. It was real. But it was also a lie. (Story Complete)
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,164 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/2/2003 - Published: 8/28/2002 - Complete
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Trusting Snape reviews
AU SSHG Hermione finds herself under the protective care of Severus Snape. As Snape's loyalties are questioned Hermione will have to decide if she will trust her friends or her heart even if the facts prove otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,892 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Snape and the Red Bean Bag reviews
One-shot Hermione has a question for the Potions Professor but when she goes to look for him she is met with a very interesting surprise. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
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