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Joined 11-03-05, id: 924830
Author has written 7 stories for X-overs, Star Wars, Fullmetal Alchemist, Danny Phantom, Ranma, Legend of Zelda, and Super Smash Brothers.

IMPORTANT NOTICE: I am the author formerly known as GuyWhoWrites. I have changed my penname because em_ee_em(normally spelled like this, and with underscores instead of hyphens) is the name that I have chosen to be my universal online name. I have horribly misspelled it so that hopefully the search will recognize it. If you see this name anywhere else online, it is probably me! Thank you. This notice will remain on my profile indefinitely.

Name: Mike Wouldn'tyouliketoknow

Age: Not a kid, but not quite grown up yet...

Favorite Activities: video gaming, card gaming, role-playing gaming, gaming, wirting occasionally, reading manga

Favorite TV Shows(in no particular order): Bobo-bo Bo Bo-bobo (or however that's spelled/pronounced...), Code Lyoko, Mythbusters, Monk, Psych

Most Awesome Manga Ever (although it's incredibly wierd): Ranma 1/2

Hated TV Shows (also in no particular order): Totally Spies, Law & Order (simply because my mom is COMPLETELY ADDICTED to it)

Shows That Should REALLY Be Put Back On The Air: CatDog, Rocco's Modern Life, Angry Beavers, Courage the Cowardly Dog

Really Likes (once again, not in any particular order): trading card games, logic puzzles, video games (especially Final Fantasy), complicated problems in complicated areas of mathematics, computer programming

Really hates: Obscenely bad grammar (missing punctuation, mostly)(although I may make one or two mistakes from time to time. please correct me if it's in a story, not here.), serious spelling inaccuracies, irrational actions, the way Fanfiction.Net butchers text on the author profiles while saving it

I believe that that's all you need to know about me. If you want to know more, email me and I will decide if I want to tell you.

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My Disjointed Life by Pendrum reviews
Cloud Strife is just a typical first year university student trying to make it on his own. Throw in two attractive female students, crazy demanding professors, psychotic classmates, along with other challenges and you've got yourself a story.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 155,664 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/12/2017 - Published: 12/28/2005
To Be A Master by lightningstrxu reviews
NarutoXPokemon. Naruto charachters in the pokemon world. Naruto wakes up to start his pokemon adventure, but already he's late and all the starters are gone, now he's stuck with a very stubborn Vulpix and his problems are only beginning.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,482 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Vulpix/Rokon, Naruto U.
Tales of Phanmail by phantasiagirl reviews
Ever had a burning question you wanted to ask Cless, Klarth, Mint, Arche, Chester, or Suzu? Well, thanks to a few strings being pulled, all you have to do is write a little letter...
Tales of Phantasia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007
The Chat Room by PrincessSerenity110 reviews
This is a chat room where FF and KH characters chat about stuff you wanna hear! Chapter 4: The Kingdom Hearts looneys have invaded!
Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 8/7/2006
It Takes Two to Tango by Zipis1 reviews
A month and a half after the defeat of Lavos, Magus is alone in his castle, and very bored, until an unexpected visitor shows up, with very unexpected news. LuMa
Chrono Trigger - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,124 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 6/18/2004
The Storm Front Alchemist by lightningstrxu reviews
Chapter 11 Card Crossed Lovers: John, Ed and Al arrive in Aquoya, where they here reports of a thief named Psiren. What happens when a Phantom Thief meets a Raging Storm?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,188 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/11/2006 - Published: 10/19/2005
Man of Many Alters by lightningstrxu reviews
Kazuma faces down my member of HOLY. This is my first sCRYed fic so sorry if i got the alters wrong. Please r&r
Scryed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Kazuma To.
The Logic of a Child 2: The Eyes of Young Men by IMBSA reviews
Everything was thought to be resolved the last time they screwed with plant alchemy. Now, Ed and Al just have not learned and their mistakes have doubled the trouble. Slight Royai. Sequel to Logic of a Child.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,203 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Roy M., Riza H.
The Logic of a Child by IMBSA reviews
While trying out an experiment for the military, Ed, Al, and Roy make a tiny, little mistake, which ends up with two pintsize problems: Riza and Winry. COMPLETE.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,075 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
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The Legend of Zelda: Balance of Power reviews
I wish I could summarize, but I can't without spoiling the story. A lot has to remain under wraps until you read because of the surprises waiting. I twist a lot of the series predictables to create an adventure that has never been seen in Zelda before.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,999 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Zelda
Wouldbe Heores
There was a thread on GameFAQs that was derived from the "Unlikely Superheroes" game from "Whose Line Is It Anyway?". I wrote this up without reading the thread first. It turns out that the story was irrelevant, but I don't regret writing it.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Published: 2/22/2008
No Secrets reviews
Danny's parents are kidnapped and he is forced to reveal his secret to them. Only this time, Clockwork won't be around to fix it. Rated for safety. 2 down, 1 to go. R&R! UPDATE: No, there isn't a Reality Gauntlet, either!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
The Cure
Don't jump to conclusions! This is the cure for Ryoga's problem, not Ranma's! For details, click title.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Ryoga - Complete
Military Intelligence? Nah, Couldn't Be!
What is Roy thinking! Or is he even thinking?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Roy M. - Complete
Lord Sidious to Lord Vader reviews
Sidious gets drunk just when he has to talk with Lord Vader. Here's what the letter looks like.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine - Complete
The Weirdest Fight Ever reviews
One of the most ridiculous and random fights in any cartoon. Makes about as much sense as Bobobobo Bobobo.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Complete