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Joined 11-06-05, id: 925089, Profile Updated: 03-28-10
Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter.

You don't really need to know anything about me except for that I love writing.

I love Draco.

And I love Hermione.

Put those three together and you'll figure out why I'm here. :)

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How to Fake a Marriage by hermyandronforevr reviews
"What the hell are you talking about?" Hermione questioned. "You are not my husband." "That expensive wedding ring on your finger would prove otherwise," he contradicted. Chapter 18 is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,126 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
You've Got 0 Messages by beautiful little fool reviews
HG and DM are both hardworking divorce attorneys in the wizarding world. What happens when troubled couples bring them together and they get more than they bargained for. DMHG. Written in formats of mail, phone calls, etc. Based on Laws of Attraction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,971 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Reluctant by TakingBackSunday reviews
“I’m wearing my Slytherin knickers.” She offered feebly. “I’ll be able to spot those easily during the match.” Granger, she’s Malfoy’s. This is their forbidden affair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,011 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dear Diary, I Mean, Journal by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“Yo momma is so fat she-” And there we were. Me and Granger. Exchanging “Yo Momma” jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Too Many Bloody Clichés by RootbeerFloatShallPrevail reviews
A hilarious comedy about all the bloody clichés Draco and Hermione go through. Now Draco and Hermione have become aware of it, but can they escape the clichés before they endanger their lives?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,999 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Founding of Pigwarts II: Cooking Chaos by Heptagon reviews
When the recipe for chaos is ready, someone should go ahead and cook it. With the help of boredom, alcohol, and a victim.. erm.. accomplice, Ginny Weasley, soon to be Potter, is just the right person. Third part up: Chaos Is Served
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,598 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The girl or the game? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Lily won’t date James because of his Quidditch obsession, so he quits it for a bet. In 7 days, he struggles to cope with withdrawal symptoms, while she attempts to not fall in love with him and prevent embarrassing situations like sniffing his boxers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,189 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 8/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Gender Changing Toffees by Emma-Lee14 reviews
On a trip to Hogsmeade Draco runs into a new shop, Weasleys Wizarding Weezes. Its here that he buys a taletale Toffee that's more than what it appears. And when things get out of hand, there is only one person whom Dumbledore can trust...Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,894 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy by Drakulya reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,987 - Reviews: 2982 - Favs: 1,736 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
St Valentinus and a few shots of Fire Whiskey by wonderwall05 reviews
What happens when two people, discover a bottle of Fire Whiskey and start a conversation about the origins of Valentines day? Sex of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/20/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dramione fic Suckage, Anyone? by Psychoanalysis reviews
So basically, if you're ever interested in the world of Dramione fickage, then come HERE for instructions. WHOOO SUCKAGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hermione's Cinderella Story by Fairy Roses reviews
Just as the title suggests. She is, along with all her fellow students, under a spell that lasts until midnight. So what will happen when she learns who her Prince Charming really is? HGDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Forty Things by silveris reviews
Forty things a girl would die for, according to Draco Malfoy. [DHr] Romance, humor, fluff galore!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Tell Me You Love Me In 100 Words by brokenpens reviews
A series of one shots that are only 100 words centered around the couple Hermione and Draco. It might contain adult themes in subtle ways, so be prepared. Sometimes, saying less means more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Man in Black by I'veGotAnotherConfessionToMake reviews
Ah, I'd love to wear a rainbow everyday, and tell the world that everything's ok. But I'll try to carry off a little darkness on my back, 'Till things are brighter, I'm the Man in Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,953 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Broom Closet Plots by the Dramione Fic Exchange reviews
In a fit of desperation Pansy locks Draco and Hermione in the Room of Requirement. Unfortunately she’s taken a lesson from Harry’s muggle fairy tales, and… kissing becomes the “key?” Written for the 2006 Dramione VDay Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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The Nurse and her Patient reviews
Draco isn't feeling too well... Can Hermione help him by playing nurse? Pure smut and fluff. Do not read if easily offended
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Very Hogwarts Musical reviews
Hermione has decided to audition for the musical at Hogwarts. Little does she know that she actually has skills, and apparently, so does her leading man. Of course, chaos ensues. Will she be able to keep her sanity by curtain call?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Rest is History reviews
A short one shot about how Hermione tries to confront Draco. Pretty funny, alot of fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In Your Arms reviews
Very short fanfic that just depicts Draco and Hermione's great love for each other in random song lines. Pure fluff, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Carcinogen Love reviews
Set before the seventh book, Harry finds himself searching for Voldemort with Ron and Hermione as he meets the beautiful Evelynn whom he can not help but be attracted to. But then he finds out she is a death eater! Will she betray him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Love of a Goddess reviews
Hermione is possesed with the Goddess of Love, Beauty, and Desire, Aphrodite. How will this change her life? And how will Aphrodite and Hermione react when one boy is immune to their charms
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,770 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Notebook reviews
Hermione decides to observe Draco to figure out why he seems so deflated and depressed. What happens when Hermione's little hobby turns into an obsession? Has nothing to do with The Notebook the Movie or Book M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Oh, It's Love reviews
This is written in a poem format, just a little fluffy and somewhat OOC. How Draco feels about Hermione. Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The First Move reviews
Hermione and Draco have to write a creative story for their class, what happens when they try to work together? DracoHermione [ONESHOT]100 Literate!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I guess we're roomies reviews
After escaping from the scene of a coughterriblecough crime Draco and Hermione find themselves stuck in the Room of Requirements. They have to fulfil a series of challenges together but will they cooperate? OOC, AU, Dramione. A two author story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,657 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/11/2006 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
If Owls Were Intercepted reviews
Hermione is the Head of the Daily Prophet. When her sports reporter retires Who will be best qualified for the job? Read and Find out! Written in owl post format. DHrR&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,378 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Because I love you reviews
Oneshot. Hermione questions her life and Draco tries and stops her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Why is Hermione Acting like Lavender? reviews
Hermione has to act like Lavender because of a dare.This dare might not hold long, but while she's doing it,her actions atract a certain blond Slytherin! DHr First Fanfic! Be nice and review! FINISHED :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,028 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete