Skippy Agogo
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Joined 11-06-05, id: 925868, Profile Updated: 06-18-08
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

So, people actually read these things, eh?

I'm as old as my gums, and a bit older than my teeth. Have enjoyed reading fanfic for a while so thought I'd write a story, that grew to two...

I've got to admit that recently the fics on offer have dropped in quality. Some ideas are good, but their execution leaves a bit to be desired. (I'll include my own offerings in that) I encourage people to branch out from the boring and embrace the extraordinary when telling tales. That being said, there are some ideas that just shouldn't see the light of a computer screen. Consider this my flame page as I couldn't possibly flame all the tripe that idiots post.

Pairing Hp and Voldy? What do you have to smoke to come up with the idea that falling in love with the person who kills your parents, and wants to kill you, is a good idea. Better hope your own parents never get killed, you'll be the first suspect. (note, if your rellies die you are the first suspect anyhow...)

Hp and Snape? Read the above. Neither of them are gay, speaking of gay. Don't write a
story with gay characters if you're a straight young teenage girl, 999 times out of a 1000 the story will suck.

Draco and Hermione? Yah, I'm sure the smart girl is dumb enough to go out with a bigot. Sure is a good idea for a fic when one character is based on a member of the KKK and the other one is Coloured... Dumbarses.

Lily and Snape? Did you read the books? Snape didn't love Lily, he wanted to own her.
If someone wants to own you, control every aspect of your life, decide who your friends are or who you talk to, they are NOT your friend, nor are they your true love. Snape was obsessed with Lily, he didn't think of her as an equal. That's why JKR said that the idea of Snape in love was a horrible idea.

Draco and Harry? Yah, right. The guy who reminds Harry of his cousin is his 'tru luv'.
Draco is the wizarding equivalant of George Bush. All freakin hat, no cattle. Born on third base and thinks he hit a triple.

Yanks in Hoggy? Don't you think there's enough yanks in foreign countries already? If you're tempted to write such a story, go ahead but do us all a favour and don't post it.

Ultra creapy issue that is used too often #5b; Graveyards are where people get buried.
You don't bury your rellies in the freaking backyard, unless you're one of those freaks that
kill your cousins and don't want them to be found.

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Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13469 - Favs: 17,486 - Follows: 16,593 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Eternal Guardian by Quillian reviews
An ancient wizard with a hidden tower sanctuary takes Harry Potter in as his own; AU to the entire saga. Please inquire inside for more details. DONE - PLEASE READ THE NEW NOTICE! (December 14, 2013)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 158,171 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Harry P., OC
Dudley Dursley and the New Normal by alikat522 reviews
Bad things happen. Life gets strange. Dudley tries to carve out a little bit of normality in a world that has gone mad around him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 53,167 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Dudley D. - Complete
Albus Potter and the Sorting of the Students by Sgeulachdan reviews
Albus Potter's first year at Hogwarts. Mysterious attacks, an inept headmaster, and a Sorting Hat that's coming apart at the seams make for an interesting experience.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 127,761 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Albus S. P., Rose W. - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4234 - Favs: 6,283 - Follows: 3,168 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Orphan: Book One by SafirePhoenix reviews
Uninspiring title aside, this story includes mischief, mayhem, and a lot of humor. Harry Potter returns to the Wizarding World with a chip on his shoulder and a few smart-mouthed sidekicks. Slytherin really is the only option in that case, and Hogwarts had better watch out. ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,696 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z., Theodore N.
Unknown Relations: The Philosopher's Stone by ksomm814 reviews
Complete.Follow Orion Black as he enters his first year at Hogwarts and learns more than he ever imagined about his mysterious past, the scar on his forehead shaped like a lighting bolt and the boy who lived, Hayden Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,441 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Twists of Fate by benperez31 reviews
Harry's parents didn't die that Halloween night, they even had a daughter just after going into hiding, and the Weasleys took care of Harry and his sister after the attack by Voldemort. Now what?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 238,700 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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HP and the Return of the Clones reviews
Lily and the Marauders travel to the future, and they aren't going back. Post DH, Canon ships and doesn't use timeturners. Who, if anyone, will end up killing Peter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,572 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Harry P., James P.
Rotten Tuna reviews
Tuney hits the afterlife. Who would you least like to speak with if you were Petunia Dursley.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Petunia D., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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