Author has written 3 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, and Dragon Ball GT.
Hey everyone! I am The Ultimate Life Form. My real name is AJ, but that's all you get!
personality- i am a skater, NO I AM NOT EMO!! NOT ALL SKATERS ARE EMO'S!! I NVR WILL BE EMO, AND I HATE EMO'S!! happy go lucky, when i feel like it, otherwise, lazy, not caring (kinda a shikamaru attitide)
appearence- 6 foot 2 1/2 inches, black hair, brown eyes, size 13 shoe, i don't really like wearing stuff that is fashionable, i prefer to be comfortable, i love wearing leather jackets, and anything with the letters DX on it
likes- video games, wrestling, anime/manga, skating, running, my girlfriend (years years and going), my little brother, and much more
dislikes- EMO"S!! (grrrrrr), people that think they know everything, snobs, bullies, people who act stupid to get attention, mary-sues and gary-ques, depressed people (they have to learn to cheer up), guys who think they can get any girl they want (you ain't that smooth), last comment but with girls
fav music- ROCK all the way baby!!
least fav music- RAP, can't spell CRAP without it
fav video games- sonic the hedgehog, knigdom hearts, final fantsay line, devil may cry's
least fav vidoe games- final fantasy X-2 and 12, monster rnachers, sports games
fav song- runnin' with the devil (van hallen)
least fav song- round of appluase (shivers)
fav food- taco bell (think outside the bun)
least fav food- colliflower
fav anime/manga- HUGE kenshin fan, yugioh, yugioh gx, gundam wing, naruto, love hina, sonic x, bobobo bo bobobo, dragon ball (z and gt), yuyu hakusho, dark moon diaries, sailor moon, mega man, zatch bell and finally teen titans!!
least fav anime- fruits basket, inuyasha, . hack (whatever the hell they r on now)
Sayings I Made Up-
1. When you are dating the world is like a museum, you can look, but you can't touch.
2. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but i hate seafood! (for gay people only)
3. White men can't jump, but who said we wanted to?
4. There's no I in the word team, but there is a ME, and that is who none of you are better then.
5. Yeah, ur unique, just like everyone else!
6. When you are single all you see are couples, when you are in a couple, all you see are lesbians and hot asian chicks.
7. Don't hassle "The Hoff"!
8. Duct tape is like McGuiver, they can both fix anything.
9. Don't think as yourself as an ugly person, think as yourself as a beautiful monkey.
10. I'M not pEfect, but i'M so closE it scares ME.
11. Single. S-I-N-G-L-E. Stay Intoxicated Nightly Get Laid Everyday.
12. When life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. Then find somebody whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party.
13. Money can't buy happiness. But it can buy you sex, and sex makes you happy.
14. If my music is too loud, you're too old.
15. Sex is bad and sex is a sin, but sins are forgiven so stick it right in.
Chuck Norris Jokes:
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he goes killing.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Chuck Norris walked down the street with an erection. There were no survivors.
When Chuck Norris starts sleeping with men it's not because he's gay, it's because he ran out of women.
When Chuck Norris pees, he clogs the toilet.
Little kids wear Superman pajamas to bed. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
The pen is mighter then the sword, but only when the pen in held by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and salp himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. TWICE.
Chuck Norris's heart round house kicks stingrays.
Chuck Norris invented black, he also invented every other color in the color spectrum. Ecsept pink, Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris needs a nightlight, not for himself, but for the dark.
The boogeyman checks in his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chcuk Norris has been dead for 25 years. Death is still gathering up courage to tell him.
Bad things happen to people who beat Chuck Norris. Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris, and look what happen to him.
Chuck Norris got pissed, punched the ground and cracked it. That crack in the ground is today called the Grand Canyon.
David Hasslehoff, and Chuck Norris had a child. They named it God.
God said "Let there be light.", then Chuck Norris said "Say please."
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his balls. That's because hair doesn't grow on steel.
Chuck Norris doesn't give off semen. He gives off marines.
Chuck Norris sets off metal detectors in the airport because he has "buns of steel."
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris walked into McDonalds and ordered a Whopper, and got one.
Chuck Norris is so tough that there is no chin under his beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris doesn't consider it "real" sex if the woman is still alive.
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if u think u can beat chuck norris, good luck with that, and post this in ur profile
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