The Ultimate Life Form
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Joined 11-07-05, id: 926129, Profile Updated: 10-13-08
Author has written 3 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, and Dragon Ball GT.

Hey everyone! I am The Ultimate Life Form. My real name is AJ, but that's all you get!

personality- i am a skater, NO I AM NOT EMO!! NOT ALL SKATERS ARE EMO'S!! I NVR WILL BE EMO, AND I HATE EMO'S!! happy go lucky, when i feel like it, otherwise, lazy, not caring (kinda a shikamaru attitide)

appearence- 6 foot 2 1/2 inches, black hair, brown eyes, size 13 shoe, i don't really like wearing stuff that is fashionable, i prefer to be comfortable, i love wearing leather jackets, and anything with the letters DX on it

likes- video games, wrestling, anime/manga, skating, running, my girlfriend (years years and going), my little brother, and much more

dislikes- EMO"S!! (grrrrrr), people that think they know everything, snobs, bullies, people who act stupid to get attention, mary-sues and gary-ques, depressed people (they have to learn to cheer up), guys who think they can get any girl they want (you ain't that smooth), last comment but with girls

fav music- ROCK all the way baby!!

least fav music- RAP, can't spell CRAP without it

fav video games- sonic the hedgehog, knigdom hearts, final fantsay line, devil may cry's

least fav vidoe games- final fantasy X-2 and 12, monster rnachers, sports games

fav song- runnin' with the devil (van hallen)

least fav song- round of appluase (shivers)

fav food- taco bell (think outside the bun)

least fav food- colliflower

fav anime/manga- HUGE kenshin fan, yugioh, yugioh gx, gundam wing, naruto, love hina, sonic x, bobobo bo bobobo, dragon ball (z and gt), yuyu hakusho, dark moon diaries, sailor moon, mega man, zatch bell and finally teen titans!!

least fav anime- fruits basket, inuyasha, . hack (whatever the hell they r on now)

Sayings I Made Up-

1. When you are dating the world is like a museum, you can look, but you can't touch.

2. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but i hate seafood! (for gay people only)

3. White men can't jump, but who said we wanted to?

4. There's no I in the word team, but there is a ME, and that is who none of you are better then.

5. Yeah, ur unique, just like everyone else!

6. When you are single all you see are couples, when you are in a couple, all you see are lesbians and hot asian chicks.

7. Don't hassle "The Hoff"!

8. Duct tape is like McGuiver, they can both fix anything.

9. Don't think as yourself as an ugly person, think as yourself as a beautiful monkey.

10. I'M not pEfect, but i'M so closE it scares ME.

11. Single. S-I-N-G-L-E. Stay Intoxicated Nightly Get Laid Everyday.

12. When life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. Then find somebody whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party.

13. Money can't buy happiness. But it can buy you sex, and sex makes you happy.

14. If my music is too loud, you're too old.

15. Sex is bad and sex is a sin, but sins are forgiven so stick it right in.

Chuck Norris Jokes:

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he goes killing.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Chuck Norris walked down the street with an erection. There were no survivors.

When Chuck Norris starts sleeping with men it's not because he's gay, it's because he ran out of women.

When Chuck Norris pees, he clogs the toilet.

Little kids wear Superman pajamas to bed. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

The pen is mighter then the sword, but only when the pen in held by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and salp himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. TWICE.

Chuck Norris's heart round house kicks stingrays.

Chuck Norris invented black, he also invented every other color in the color spectrum. Ecsept pink, Tom Cruise invented pink.

Chuck Norris needs a nightlight, not for himself, but for the dark.

The boogeyman checks in his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chcuk Norris has been dead for 25 years. Death is still gathering up courage to tell him.

Bad things happen to people who beat Chuck Norris. Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris, and look what happen to him.

Chuck Norris got pissed, punched the ground and cracked it. That crack in the ground is today called the Grand Canyon.

David Hasslehoff, and Chuck Norris had a child. They named it God.

God said "Let there be light.", then Chuck Norris said "Say please."

Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his balls. That's because hair doesn't grow on steel.

Chuck Norris doesn't give off semen. He gives off marines.

Chuck Norris sets off metal detectors in the airport because he has "buns of steel."

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris walked into McDonalds and ordered a Whopper, and got one.

Chuck Norris is so tough that there is no chin under his beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris doesn't consider it "real" sex if the woman is still alive.

if u believe it's rabbit season, post this is ur profile

if u believe it's duck season, post this in ur profile

if u keep getting shot becuase ur being tricked into duck season by a talking rabbit, post this in ur profile

if ur favorite character on captain planet is the kid with the monkey, even though his element is completely worthless, and u just like him for the monkey, post this in ur profile

if u think the only thing aqua man can do is make a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich because he is completely usless to the justice leauge, post this in ur profile

if u are a hulk-a-mainiac, post this in ur profile

if u can believe it's not butter, post this in ur profile

if u believe sean conery is a god, post this in ur profile

if u believe that kaizo mario world is a weapon of mental warfare that the japanese are using to plot global conquest starting with the US, post this in ur profile

if u like string cheese, post this in ur profile

if u think bacon is "god's candy", post this in ur profile

if u r bi, post this in ur profile

if u love yaoi, (expecally a good axel and roxas pairing), post this in ur profile

if u cryed when axel faded away in KH2, post this in ur profile

if u think namine should be with kairi and not roxas, post this in ur profile

if u think marluxia is more of a girl then namine, post this in ur profile

if u think larxene is more of a man the lexaeus, post this in ur profile

if u love demyx cause of his sitar, post this in ur profile

if u call zexion "zexy", post this in ur profile

if u think u might be a redneck, post this in ur profile

if u think celebrity jeopardy was the funniest skit on SNL, post this in ur porfile

if u would have brought a "penis mightier", post this in ur profile (if u don't get it, watch celebrity jeopardy skits)

if u r an honorary member of the geek squad, post this in ur profile

if u have a friend or family in iraq, post this in ur profile

if u have an uncle that needs to get a life, post this in ur profile

if u r a fan of rock and roll, then rock on!, and post this in ur profile

if u spend half ur time on the computer on newgrounds, post this in ur profile

if u think u can beat chuck norris, good luck with that, and post this in ur profile

if u think liquid soap is evil, post this in ur profile

if u have a gf or bf that u love very much, post this in ur profile

and finally,

if u r going to have a party after bush gets booted out of the white house by a black man, post this in ur profile

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