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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Shaman King.

I've decided to kill myself.

Not physically.

Just here.

Thank you all for your support, really, I mean it :)

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Hating My Blood by NeoQueenSerenity1985 reviews
“Who’s the father?” She didn’t respond. “Who’s the father GODDAMNIT?” He screams while her shaking shoulders. “I...Itachi.” He was in shock. “My brother?” Can someone really love the person who’s carrying the child of whom they swore to kill? SakuraXSasuk
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Electric Pop! Pornograffiti by angel puppeteer reviews
AU/ SasuSaku. "You are my inspiration." And so he said. She would have been charmed. But he continued, "little sister."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,182 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
More than Just a Doll by Jaegerjaques reviews
[SasorixSakura] Sasori decides to take Sakura as his own to seek information from. What if she has more to offer? Will she be stuck as another doll in his collection, or is she worth more than that?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,911 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Sasori, Sakura H.
The Uchiha Sweetheart by angel puppeteer reviews
Endless. Everlasting. No Love can beat Death. But who knows? Maybe Sasuke's can. After all, an Avenger's love is the best love of all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 124,303 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wicked touch by Gentlewatersoul reviews
Sakura has to fight against Neji! Now that's just not fair. hhmm what could she use to defeat him. I know! He is after all, just a teenage boy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,717 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Rag Doll Sakura by angel puppeteer reviews
/SasuSaku/ They say that Uchihas have the power to make disasters their slaves. And Sasuke's the luckiest. He got the hottest disaster. Literally. “If you leave me, I’ll die.”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,123 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Elfenmärchen by angel puppeteer reviews
SasuSaku. NaruSaku. Waiting is everything. "I can wait. Can you?" /CONSTRUCTION GOING ON.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,127 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Toy of the Akatsuki by Chiame-Yoru reviews
Four years ago, Akatsuki kidnapped Sakura and made her their ‘toy’. Now what will happen when Sasuke finally finds her? Will she remember him or has Itachi fully erased her memory of everything she held dear to her?Full sumary & Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,009 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Sakura H.
10 Facts I can Never Ever Change Never by saim reviews
If I were asked to describe myself I would say: my name is Haruno Sakura. I am a senior. I have pink hair and green eyes. I am known through out the school as Sasuke's first girlfriend. I am also known as his first ex. SasuSaku EDITING
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,897 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Reapor by Dark Promise reviews
DARK FIC! KarinSasukeSakura triangle. Dark and difficult times lie ahead for Sakura, can she over come them? R&R! Lots of Lemons. Rape, self mulitation, death, etc. You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,112 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 6934 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 2,090 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Akatsuki's Blossom by Ur2tRoUbLeSoMe90 reviews
Sakura is in the Akatsuki for 5 years now, and she's partners with Itachi and Kisame. What happens when Sasuke finds out? How's Sakura's lives with the Akatsuki? ItaSakuSasu. Rated M for some strong scenes. Better summary inside!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,741 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Her Reunion by Kineticfairy reviews
He could be her master… or her slave… [SasuSaku][Darkfic]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 74,241 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Uchiha by Slytherin Prince reviews
[REVISED][Sasu x Saku] It was all her fault, but he didn’t regret anything. Besides, what an Uchiha wants, Uchiha gets. And he want her. Dark fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tomato Kiss by cuito reviews
Tomato kisses the best kind around. Random drabbles and oneshot collections. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,712 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
My Happy Ending by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
I was a normal boy, then I became an avenger. Now I am a lover and the father of two. This is my story. This is my happy ending. [sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Omae by Salieri reviews
Sakura gets banned from the hidden leaf village. She is about to be killed when someone from her past appears to save her life... SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,811 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 5/16/2005
Uchiha 1002 by angel puppeteer reviews
He said it once. She heard it one thousand and two times.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 105 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Daddy's Little Girl by aquaviolinessorchdorker2293 reviews
Sasuke. . .Take care of her for me. . . Sakura said, her last words before she died. The sound of their new born daughter crying filled the room. I can't do this. He said. But will he burden his daughter forever? Tragedy fills their lives.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,786 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Bloody Typical by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] Rather than sleeping for the rest of the day, Sakura spent the next three hours creating a painstaking plan to get an incredibly belated revenge on Uchiha Sasuke. Slight crack. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uchiha 1001 by angel puppeteer reviews
How many times would you say I love you?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 198 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Proper Kind of Touch by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
Sequel to The Proper Way to Kiss. Sai is having a hard time understanding why Sakura causes certain changes in his body. SaiSaku Oneshot. Rated 'M' just to be safe...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
A Day by angel puppeteer reviews
She said she'll marry him. After 24 hours. [SasuSaku] [complete version]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 85 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Act 143 by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Her heart was stolen. Her life was taken away. She's a victim of love, and Uchiha Sasuke is downright guilty. [sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Operation: RAMEN by Blizzie-chan reviews
Continuation to The Talk. Sasuke wants to get together with Sakura. And Naruto's only happy to help.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Blood of a Cherry Blossom by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
Originally, for Halloween, Sai hadn’t decided what to go as, but once he glimpsed at the bleeding flesh on Sakura’s neck, he suddenly had the urge to be a vampire…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
The Talk by Blizzie-chan reviews
Okay, Sasuke, I'm going to teach you everything I know about girls.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mistaken Death by Jennjennr reviews
Sasuke finds Sakura in her house, believing she is dead he realized his feelings and confesses them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Incurable Pain by Lexy The Thief reviews
COMPLETE and EDITED! She changes. She is no longer the sweet and innocent girl she used to be. He returns. Will he bring her back to her old self? Or will it brings the worst result? [SasuSaku] Read in your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,955 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/27/2006 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Brotherly Love by Blizzie-chan reviews
Ever wondered why Sasuke's so easily annoyed? [Crackish. Drabble. Slightly implied SasuSaku.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kisame: Kyuubi Kapturer by Kaori reviews
The Misspelling is intentional and this is a short crack fic. Kisame makes like Steve Irwin with Itachi as his cameraman. Challenge: Part 2 with Deidara and Sasori trying to catch Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
Misunderstanding by Blizzie-chan reviews
Thanks to Naruto, Sasuke's made a complete fool of himself...in front of Sakura. [Slightly Crack. Drabble. Slight SasuSaku.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wishful Thinking by Lyhtning reviews
What. The. Hell? Sasuke stared. He just saved a girl and SHE wants to grant him 3 wishes! What's a boy to do when all he wants is to get away from the crazy girl he accidently rescued? Chapter 8 up! ...yes, I know, FINALLY!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,037 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/4/2006 - Published: 8/25/2005
Wedding, The by Landlady of the Universe reviews
Neji and Sakura’s fantastical, fraternal, fabulous adventures in marriage. Sakura … what are you doing with that kunai?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,998 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
What I Want For Christmas by Yummei of the Dream reviews
SasuSaku. Crack oneshot. And she enters, and her seductive innocence floors him so. And she's wearing nothing but a twoply tissue paper dress and ankle socks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Konoha Conga by Kaori reviews
It had to be done. This is practically the only genre left without a Copacabana parody in it. I'm only doing my duty! Don't hit me!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Complete
Loophole by lastyearsthing reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3368 - Favs: 3,692 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Question Game by aznanime-eyes reviews
Lee challenges, Neji loses. Now, Neji must do Lee's bidding for one month. [NejiSaku, SOME LeeSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,488 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 6/11/2005
Picture Perfect by chibiheart reviews
AU SasuSaku 23 year old doctor Haruno Sakura has a busy life saving the lives of others. But will she ever find out that she caught a particular cold and quiet businessman's eye? R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Sharingan and The Blossom by Migu-chan reviews
An arranged marriage between two completely different people. ::SakuraItachi::
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,717 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Smile! by thingslikethat reviews
Its Christmas and Sasuke needs more pictures so he goes to Naruto's party, see what measure he goes to to take a picture. sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Song Of The Night by DE-LISH-CIOUS reviews
I can't change anything, can I, Neji? Sakura regrets her decision to wed, but Uchiha is far from letting his prize go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Sakura H., Neji H.
Plushie Pr0n by Wicked Child reviews
There are just some things you aren't supposed to know about your village leader. Or his next container. Poor Kabuto. [crack!fic vaguely SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Calling all Ninjas by Akai Ito reviews
Funny answering machine messages of all the characters of Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
An Act of Love by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
Sequel to Bending the Shinobi ways. Whenever Sasuke is out for a mission, Sakura would always entertain her son's questions about his dad and rule breaking. Then he asks his dad what he and Sakura were doing last night and he said: It's an Act of Love
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Voodoo by Kaori reviews
Naruto buys a home voodoo kit. Kiba gets roped into the plot when Naruto asks for his help. What kind of trouble will they cause? Read and see! The rabbit hole of depravity grows ever deeper! First in the series
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Complete
Ode to the Uchihas by Kaori reviews
This is a little demented parody of Ode to the Blazes. Better summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Complete
Where we Met by ayshrina tan reviews
[COMPLETE!] At age 19, team 7 has gone thier seperate ways... what happens when they are united once again? And Sakura is engaged! How does Sasuke react? WARNING: includes sex, impiled seual activity & language. SASUSAKU SAKUOC NARUHINA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 64,711 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Complete
Trends by Coley Merrin reviews
There was a trend sweeping the village... SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Serendipity by aznanime-eyes reviews
The Hyuuga did it out of Family obligation. The Kunoichi did it to ESCAPE family obligation. They were supposed to be pretending... right? [NejiSakura] [possible GaaraSakura]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,928 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005
Mission Impossible? by fascinatrix femina reviews
[SasuSaku] Team 7 had to protect their charge at all cost. But what if their charge couldn't get his dirty hands off their pinkhaired teammate? Patience, patience, Naruto... Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,607 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bastard by Tenshi no Hana-chan reviews
Sasusaku. Sakura has to come to terms with the Uchiha bastard. 'Why would he ask ME to train with him if he thinks I'm annoying and weak in the first place? Bastard. Bastard. BASTARD.' Slightly crack. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Bed Sheets by viviannnnn reviews
Naruto and Kakashi betting bra sizes? A drunken Sakura and a perverted Sasuke? Can it get any worse? Cowritten with Cuito.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 122 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Complete
Pain in the Ass by kakashidiot reviews
COMPLETED! Kakashi stabs himself.... and everyone wants to look. Extreme silliness and nosebleeds! REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
A Good Flower Takes Time to Bloom by aznanime-eyes reviews
Sakura-centered. Takes place in recent chapters of the manga. It's better than it sounds. [SasuSaku and possible SakuNeji]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,812 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 2/20/2005
Worst Days by fascinatrix femina reviews
[SasuSaku] [Oneshot] Trouble ensues when Sasuke and Sakura get stuck in a deserted alleyway... with a number of Sasuke's fan girls tailing after them!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,531 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lazy Saturday Mornings by Icarusy reviews
Itachi visits his nephew, and small talk happens. [Implied SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Itachi U.
Sunshine by meltina reviews
Hey, sunshine, you're a genius, aren't you? Help me with this crossword. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
When the Sakura Blooms by taiki-kun reviews
Sakura is being harassed by her boss, but what is hidden behind his mysterious frame...his red eyes and his smile? Is it something that will help Sakura's life become from hell to heaven or what? [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/17/2004
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,327 - Follows: 430 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Day the Ice Cube was Melted by fireblazie reviews
Chaos ensues when Sasuke decides to give Sakura a kiss. A SasuSaku fluff lover's dream come true.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,315 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/19/2004
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A Dedication reviews
Series of one-shots and lemons that could have taken place in the manga. Mainly YohxAnna and a dash of HaoxAnna.
Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Yoh A., Anna K.
The Woes of Love and Sex reviews
“WHAT!” Sakura screamed, looking absolutely furious, “Are you telling me that I was chosen randomly just so I could become someone’s ‘sex partner’? The thing Irukasensei told us about ‘dividing abilities equally’ was all bullshit? SaixSakxSas
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,842 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Sakura H., Sai
Of all the Rotten Luck reviews
Don't read! Save yourselves.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,547 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fancy Cakes And Other Bakes reviews
Both Sasuke and Sakura want the bed, in the end Sakura refuses to sleep with him until he gives it up. Just how long will the Great Uchiha last seeing Sakura in a bunny suit? SASUSAKU. lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,464 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.