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Joined 11-07-05, id: 926498
Author has written 2 stories for Halloween, and Scream.
Hey! Lol. This is Dino, AKA: Metaphorical, and I got this alternate account to do all of my parodies. :-D The only ones up so far are "Halloween," and "Scream," but more are on the way! Read them, and have fun! Remember: Other than Friday the 13th, I love all these films, so this is just for fun!

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Halloween Parody

Chapter 1: Stupid Sisters who Deserve to be Murdered
Chapter 2: Michael Gets in Trouble
Chapter 3: Michael Escapes! Dun! Dun! Dun!

Scream Parody

Chapter 1: Wrong Number
Chapter 2: It's Only Billy
Chapter 3: Sidney's Turn

STORIES ON THE WAY

Nightmare on Elm Street Parody
Friday the 13th Parody
Scream 2 Parody
Scream 3 Parody

A Journey of Love by monkeys-and-bananas76 reviews
Rens perfect and happy life turns inside out when her beloved fiance get killed. Now to escape from her now miserable life she will run away to an unpredictable forest, but you never know what or who she will run into.....PLEASE R&R! Chapter 12 is up!
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,064 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005
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Halloween Parody reviews
The untold story of Halloween... Pure fun, only! Subject to riddalin, kleptomaniacs, and a bunch of other crap. Lol. More coming soon. :D
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006
Scream Parody reviews
Pure insanity! Untold story. THE TRUTH BEHIND SCREAM! Muhahahaha! Not like Scary Movie. Nothing gross. Please read and review, peoples!
Scream - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006