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Joined 11-07-05, id: 926538
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, Nightmare Before Christmas, Super Smash Brothers, and Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sup home skillets, ST here to talk about more crap, I just cleaned my account up of my crappy stories

Name Austin $$

Gender: Male (I think)

Age: 14 1/2

Grade: 9 (heheheheheh...School sucks!)

Fav. Color: Orange and black

Appearence: Messy, almost shaggy, black hair. I have hazel eyes, but they turn green in sunlight, wierd. I have a geograhic tongue, so my tongue has wierd shading patterns, tis awesome, but it hurts sometimes... I normally wear baggy clothes, and I have slightly tan skin. You will never see me wear shorts, I wear jeans year round!

Accent: Although I'm from Florida, I only sound partly southern, because my dad's side is Irish, and a few of his forfathers have some scottish. My mom's side has some British, Northern, and three indian tribes. So my voice is very cool and origional, but when you get down to it, I'm a human mutt! Yay!

Quotes: 'Go to dell!' 'Watch your F$ING LANGUAGE!!'

Location: Florida...Hate it...soooo hoooooot! I'm a person who finds 33 degrees good for a T-shirt and a pair of holey jeans.

Likes: Naruto, Deathnote, Black Cat, Kankuro, Hinata, fudge, drawing, your mom

Dislikes: Stuck-up people, sour foods, Neji

Favorite Naruto charries:

1st: Kankuro

2nd: Hinata Hyuga

3rd: Sasori

4rth: Deidara

5th: Kisame Hoshigaki

Couples I support:







All I have listed below I have done:

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

WHEN: In Science class in the middle of a hands-on lab I freaked out laughing, someone asked what's so funny, and I truthfully responded 'nothing.'

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

When: Every 2-3 days in school, sometimes I push/pull for up too three seconds until I realized what the sign said.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

When: Now.

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Sonic Insanity by Mecha Scorpion reviews
Unusual circumstances force Sonic, Shadow, Tails and Knuckles into the same house, with hilarious results. Insanity ensues when Eggman enters the equation. Please review!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 96 - Words: 189,384 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Sonic, Shadow
The Gossips by Alastair reviews
Nami reveals that she's going to marry the richest man in the world. This, of course, means Luffy, the future Pirate King! Luffy isn't so hot about the idea though, and will fight tooth and nail for his bachelorhood! Can his crew help? WILL they? COMPLETE
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Ouija Board Haunting by tenten007hero reviews
The sand sibs find a Ouija Board when things start to happen...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,141 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Top 20 Ways to Annoy Kankuro by REYKUN KINUTA reviews
sorry, i was bored, and the outcome... well the title sums it up... good job, people! you got me bored! throws chair ... uh... sorry :'X
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Kankuro - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Future of Naruto by Arhinn reviews
Let it be known that this is a random story, written in a moment of total randomness, by five random people who happen to be cousins. It's hilarious! Consider yourself warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Complete
Sonic Heroes switching roles by Super Metal Sonic reviews
The cast of Sonic Heroes switch roles as they go through an improved version of the story. rated PG13 just to be safe.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,025 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/11/2005 - Published: 9/15/2004
The Truth About the Tellitubies by Tealfrog26 reviews
OneShot. This story is based on true events, and may shock, and even frighten the reader. But this is, nonetheless, the truth, and I must reveal it! You've been warned...
Teletubbies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Complete
Kankuro Weak and Strong by YangEternal reviews
Kankuro's past from his puppet jutsu training. T for a few bits of language and violence. One-shot. Please R and R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Complete
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Irony reviews
Sonic was venturing through a mysterious Island; seeking his true purpose, but never imagined on that very day the one closest to him would be torn away... FINISHED Warning: contains everyonexeveryone
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Sonic, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman - Complete
SCRAPS: A Brawl fanfiction reviews
A terrible dark mist known as the Dark Matter is invading the Lylat System and all the surrounding galaxies, possessing dead corpses and making puppets to fight for it, it will take everyone to stop it! Mild SnakexSamus, FoxxKrystal, MarioxPeach
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,300 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008
The untitled Naruto story reviews
This is the unread, random Naruto story, the first 3 chapters are good, READ THE FOURTH! Rated for blood, language, and minor themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Naruto U., Ibiki M.
Forbidden Pasts reviews
It's been three years since Oogie was killed, and Lock, Shock, and Barrel set off to discover how they died and their past. Rating subject to change
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2007