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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Greetings, my minions.

I'm not a new author, I had another account, but all my stories were deleted; this time, I hope they'll stay intact.

I'm a guy, I live in Europe, and my main hobby's martial arts; I practice Taekwondo, Krav Maga, Kickboxing, and Iaido.

I will, for the most part, ignore that piece of crap that is book 6, unless there's some advantage to it; I wish JK would hire back the people that wrote the first four books for her, the series has been going downhill since book 5 (Just give them the raise they asked for, woman!)

I hate Snape and Draco, so if you're a fanboy/girl hopping to read good things about them, and to read boy/boy action in my stories, turn back now!

I also hate Dumbledore since book 2, and Ron since book 4 (before, he was just stupid and annoying ); Ginny is the perfect Scarlet Lady, so I will avoid and bash her too. Hermione, if she quits whining about rules and schoolwork, can be an ok character.

I favor Dark or Independent Harry, as he has turned into a little wuss in canon. Dumbledore's man? NO! Dumbledore's pet, more likely.

If any of my stories contain clichés, as annoying as they can be, it's because I'm unnaware they're clichés, or I simply couldn't come up with something better.

I will focus for now on Rivers of Blood, and will soon post a Naruto story.


"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for to us you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

"Thief is such a rude word. I myself prefer the term forward thinking opportunist, or politician-in-training."

"If I was a Jedi force assisted, no hands, wanking would be a must. If I’m caught I just claim to be developing my fine control of the Force."

July 6, 2006

I won't be updating for the next couple of days, as I had an accident and will undergo a major surgery. So, give me a couple of days (if, of course, I survive the procedure; actually, the worst it can happen is losing my right hand, but hey, this is life, I took a risk and it payed off, even if I got fucked in the process)to stop the effects of drugs, another couple of days to convince people to bring me my laptop, and I'll type something sometime next week.

I´d also like to state that I'll never abandon a story, no matter how long it takes me to update; I'll update even if I end up with only my left hand. I'll only need to get used to typing with one hand (minds off the gutter, people.)

P.S. And may I point out that in these past hours I've learned a lot about the inner workings of my hands? Getting mauled, no matter what kind of sob stories you hear from some poor shmuck, is at the very least educational. I'll be going now, the nurse is getting pissed and the painkillers are wearing off. Ciao.

October 5, 2006

Sorry for not updating for so long, but my recovery has been an uphill battle and one that I ended up losing. My injuries were too serious, and my hand basically fell apart twice after surgery. That, combined with high fevers and infections in my wounds caused me to lose my right hand. Which is, you know, bad, me being right handed and all.

So, I've been spending my time learning how to write with my left hand, training in a sword style more suitable for left handed ppl so I can keep my job as Iaido instructor, and giving the phrase 'Typing with one hand' a whole new meaning.

I plan on having more free time from now on, however, so expect updates sometime soon.

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Uzumaki Harry by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Uzumaki Harry is the adopted brother of Naruto and Sasuke, under the guardianship of Jiraiya. Anko is his sensei. He edits 'Icha Icha'. Can you picture how messed up this is going to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 173,750 - Reviews: 1575 - Favs: 2,277 - Follows: 2,249 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Myrtle
Rise of A Dark King by Naga's Shadow reviews
Attacked by his enemies, framed by the ministry,and betrayed by his friends Harry Potter is cast into the darkness. Only to be saved by the most unlikey person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,933 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 1,750 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Harry P., OC
More Important Than Any Broomstick by witowsmp reviews
It's Christmas in Harry's third year. When Hermione causes his new Firebolt to be confiscated, he realizes that she is more important than any broomstick to him. Continues on from there through their fourth year. Technology is 10 years ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 121,589 - Reviews: 2377 - Favs: 4,031 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 4/10/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
Ascension Of The Scorpion Sorcerer by Vorlon666 reviews
After the Events of his fifth year Harry is angry. Fed up with Dumbledore's lies, half truth and deceits, he will no longer allow anyone to dictate his life. He trains very hard and along the way makes some startling discoveries. He discovers who he is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 300,582 - Reviews: 2748 - Favs: 4,803 - Follows: 3,736 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Harry P.
Lack of Motivation by HarbingerLady reviews
Naruto has made an agreement with sandaime. How will Naruto act as Leaf shinobi when he hate Konoha and its people? Chapter 22, The Battle Royale
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,151 - Reviews: 1828 - Favs: 2,407 - Follows: 2,146 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Naruto U.
Sistat Inter Bitu pe Marvos by Cervus reviews
Post HBP: Harry receives a last message from Dumbledore, and decides to go off alone to hone his skills in anticipation of his struggle with Voldemort. Full Summary Inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,693 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Harry P.
Collision Course by MaxFic reviews
Harry is raised in Konoha with his Cousin Naruto, how different will things be when Harry and Naruto end up in Hogwarts together. HarryGinny NarutoHinata: On Hiatus
Crossover - Naruto & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 144,995 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7511 - Favs: 9,050 - Follows: 2,980 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10672 - Favs: 17,954 - Follows: 5,696 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2691 - Favs: 8,826 - Follows: 3,669 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Bushido no Jutsu by True Radical Dreamer reviews
My first-ever Naruto fiction; thus, it is trash. However, it is nostalgic trash. Naruto gets an interesting new teacher. Coming at you like a raging demon fox, Bushido no Jutsu is in a genre until itself...Abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,685 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Bloodlines by The SOC Puppet reviews
Knocked unconscious by Orochimaru's attack, Naruto awakes to discover a shocking secret about himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 163,000 - Reviews: 2275 - Favs: 2,765 - Follows: 1,877 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 5/20/2003
Harry Potter, Dark Phoenix by dbzdragonlanceman reviews
AU! Harry is captured by the Death Eaters, and subjected to torture. Will the wizarding world ever be the same in Harry's eyes?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,577 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
A New Cause by MystikD109 reviews
Naruto gets fedup with Konoha and leaves. On his journey he runs into an unexpected group and decided to join them. After several years Naruto returns, but what are his intentions and how far will he go to accomplish them? [Completed]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,475 - Reviews: 2021 - Favs: 3,052 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Naruto U. - Complete
An End To It All by Khadon reviews
ON HIATUS!Harry Potter was sent to Azkaban where he stayed for three years sentenced for a crime he didn't commit. Now he has escaped and decided to put an end to the lies, and end to the war, an end to it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,141 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Harry P.
The Awakening Power by sib-ff reviews
Complete! Challenges fill Harry’s 6th year: growing powers, Snape as defense teacher, new Potions teacher, a new crush on him, Voldemort, Ginny, Goblins? Lots of humor, drama, action and romance! H:G,R:Hr. Award winner!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 250,118 - Reviews: 2569 - Favs: 3,299 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 10/14/2004 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Art of Peace by Ueshiba reviews
Complete! AU. Harry decides his friends in the wizarding world will be safer without him, prompting him to leave it. Instead of the normalcy he craves, he finds something else, something he could never have foreseen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 68,079 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/26/2004 - Published: 6/19/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Undead Alliance by sloth reviews
Yr 6..Harry deals with the loss of Sirius along with Ron & Hermione's relationship. There are things he can't share with his friends but help from an unexpected source puts in motion the key to Voldemort's defeat.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,367 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/24/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
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The Sands of Time reviews
An older Harry defeats Voldemort, but soon realizes the world he saved is not for him. Maybe if he started on the path he took sooner, things might've ended differently. He intends to find out. Time travel, but not the kind I've read before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,942 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Harry P.
Rivers of Blood reviews
Azkaban!Harry, Dark!Harry. After three years in prison, Harry's out for revenge and for his enemies' blood. warning: violence, language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,177 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
The Black Lotus reviews
We all know how Harry turned out living with his relatives, and we've all read about Harry being raised by Sirius, Dumbledore, or the unknown, but powerful mentor. What if this mentor was Pai Mei?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Harry P.