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Sanitize by Sage Thrasher reviews
Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,264 - Reviews: 3552 - Favs: 9,947 - Follows: 11,159 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
The Villain Wrangler by lil'hawkeye3 reviews
When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,428 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 6,109 - Follows: 6,309 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Selina K./Catwoman, OC
DC - Remastered Edition by Sir Lucifer Morningstar reviews
A young man from earth is reborn into the DC universe with the powers of the gamer. Except, the circumstances of his reincarnation, are less than satisfactory. Dark Fic. DarkGamer!Fic. Eventual Antagonistic!Gamer.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 148,762 - Reviews: 3693 - Favs: 6,180 - Follows: 7,055 - Updated: 11/19/2019 - Published: 1/18/2018 - Barbara Gordon/Batgirl/Oracle, OC, Selina K./Catwoman
Morality Chain by Pureauthor reviews
/AU-ish/ "You're my brother. That's got to count for something. Right, Zuzu?" If Azula and Zuko had always cared for each other, how different would their live's paths have been?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 249,417 - Reviews: 2112 - Favs: 3,907 - Follows: 4,063 - Updated: 11/6/2019 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Azula, Zuko
and much madness must make by XxZuiliu reviews
Being reborn in a chaotic fantasy world of superhuman pirates isn't quite as terrifying as being reborn the daughter of a heartless, gluttonous cannibal. [OC, AU, extended one-shot]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,094 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 7/17/2019 - Published: 4/23/2018 - OC, Big Mom/Charlotte Linlin, Charlotte Brûlée, Charlotte Katakuri - Complete
Mind the Gap by Sage Thrasher reviews
A psychiatrist is reborn—and promptly diagnoses the Naruto world as clinically insane. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,460 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 4,530 - Follows: 5,694 - Updated: 4/25/2017 - Published: 12/12/2014 - OC, Inoichi Y., Kakashi H., Naruto U.
The Changeling by Annerb reviews
Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 189,186 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 2,867 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 4/19/2017 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Framed & Fractured by Antediluvian Poet reviews
Harry was trapped in a magical painting with no way out. His only company was the suspicious and curious stares of Tom Riddle. As Fate delivered this impossible crossing, an improbable and dangerous bond is made. Unconventional Time-Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,864 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 4/11/2017 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Reverse by Lady Moonglow reviews
Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 414,245 - Reviews: 4588 - Favs: 3,865 - Follows: 4,578 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 1/21/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Bargaining by proantagonist reviews
Faced with an eternity without his brother, Loki strikes a bargain to change the past. Post TDW. (NOW COMPLETE)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 115,784 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Loki, Thor, Frigga, Odin - Complete
Out of Trouble Again by Hathor-Aroha reviews
What if Rameses' son had not walked in and interrupted right when Moses and Rameses were talking during the ninth plague in "Prince of Egypt"?
Prince of Egypt - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Rameses, Moses - Complete
Bad End by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Mizuki is smarter than a potato, and thusly dooms the world in one fell stroke. Tragedy ain't it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Mizuki - Complete
Hogyoku ex Machina by Mac Ceallach reviews
In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,592 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 6,037 - Follows: 2,528 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Saving Mizuki by Lucillia reviews
Mizuki's path to salvation hadn't all been roses. The man's thirst for power and respect didn't magically vanish with his decision not to betray Konoha, and old habits die hard. Companion to and expansion of the oneshot Salvation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Mizuki, Naruto U.
Salvation by Lucillia reviews
A young Mizuki meets a dimension hopper who saves him during an escort mission gone bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 83 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Mizuki, Naruto U. - Complete
Balance by VickyVicarious reviews
Eventually Sokka realizes that Aang does not embody 'balance' the way an Avatar supposedly should. No, weirdly enough it's Zuko who does that instead.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 386 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 3,608 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Redivivus by Silver Pard reviews
The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,786 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 2,673 - Follows: 2,306 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Light Y., L
Paper Trail by Delicious Poundcake reviews
Post-game. The story of the next year at Bullworth Academy told through letters and notes. Features multiple pairings, liberal use of cheesy humour and Gord being utterly FABULOUS!
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,491 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Peter K., Gary S. - Complete
Apples Equals Cyanide Equals Light by Silver Pard reviews
Ryuk’s favourite equation. It means the death of boredom, the only death that actually matters. Gift fic for Computerfreak101
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,727 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
The Cards by quixotomy reviews
Ichigo is taken prisoner to Hueco Mundo. He is bored. He plays cards. Grimmjow is intrigued. Things degenerate from there. Crack!fic. :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 346 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Shiny Happy Psychos by Like.A.Puppet.Only.Dumber reviews
Gary is alone in Happy Volts, passing the time by inflicting mental anguish on his fellow patients - but then Pete Kowalski makes an unexpected appearance, bringing with him a world of bribery and scandal.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 71,970 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1703 - Favs: 7,994 - Follows: 1,033 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Peering
A look into one of Riddle's day as prefect
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Published: 12/3/2017 - Tom R. Jr.