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Joined 11-08-05, id: 927322, Profile Updated: 05-30-08
Author has written 8 stories for Star Wars, StarTrek: The Original Series, Stargate: SG-1, and Indiana Jones.

Basically, I am not into romance, so if you like all that mushy, kissy, luvvy-duvvy, gaa-gaa this is not the author you should read. I enjoy well written fanfic; I like new ideas, the ability to play with universe, and open ended cannons. I strive for logic and good grammar (if you see any grammatical/spelling errors, please alert me and I shall fix it ASAP). Grammar makes a good story better;there are many stories that I have read here that have excellent plots, but their grammar is so poor that it makes me ill (sticklers of the world unite!). I try to keep my characters in character (eg. Spock is purely logical, Han is a pirate through and through, Batman and Wolverine are utterly cool, etc), I strive to keep immorality out of my stories(eg. you shall not see sex between my characters or any homosexual romances), and I shall not use any severe curse words (though you may come across the occasional "hell", "damn", or "crap", which I rate appropriately).

I try to write well. Be warned, though, as writing fan fiction is not my highest priority, my chapters may take a while to be written, and I may only publish a few stories. The ones that I do publish, however, I hope you thoroughly enjoy.


Favored Quotes:

"I have a million ideas, and they all end in certain death."--Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"We are going to follow the advice of a man whose brain is powered by LEMONS!"--Arthur from HGttG

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."--Nathan's Magnate

"DON'T PANIC!"--HGttG

"...Kirk: Aaaaaahhh!
Stella: Pumpkin!
Spock: This is not logical.
Harry: Oh no oh no oh no! Crash.
Gene: Snow! More snow!
Technician: We’re out of snow, Gene!
Scotty: What ‘ave ye done to me ship!
Q: If Jean Luc could see this! continues laughing
McCoy: Has everyone gone nuts!..."--Tavia from Everybody Goes Nuts

"MORE PIES!"--Jack Lemmon from The Great Race

"Mycroft would devour the library and argue philosophy with anyone who sat still for five minutes andI blew things up." Sherlock Holmes from Elementary, my dear Obi-Wan by Frostfyre7

"Ohmigawd," McCoy groaned, suddenly confronted with every Southerner's worst nightmare. "Sentient kudzu. I think I'm in Hell." From Roots by Tiffany Park

'McCoy couldn’t stand it anymore. “It’s called a rubber band, Spock. You see, about 200 years ago, enlightenment came to the people of earth, many strange rituals followed. The one I am now referring to involves a sacrifice of several wild pigeons, the burning of ones underclothing, rubber bands, and the consumption of large amounts of breakfast cereal. Now you see, there were two factions, and both needed the rubber bands for their part in the ritual. There were the lesser participants, or the froot loops as they were commonly called, and they ate of the cereals in the junior league, and then there were the champions, who of course ate The Breakfast of Champions. Next, after the sacrifice, came the burning of…” '--Keridwen from One Really Weird Day

“If we had some rum, that would solve the problem of getting us out of here,” Jack mused.
I blinked. “You could get us out of here using rum?”
“No, but if I had some rum I wouldn’t care about getting us out of here.” By the wonderful, amazing, brilliant, go-read-her-stories-already, Tavia from Art of Escape

“Don’t act so surprised, your Highness, you weren’t on any mercy mission this time,” Elevator cut in. “Some plans were beamed aboard this ship by Insubordinate spies; I want to know what happened to those plans!”
Leia stiffened. “I don’t know what you’re talking about!” she snapped. “I’m a member of the Imperial senate on a diplomatic mission to–”
“You are part of the Insubordination Association and a traitor!” Elevator thundered.
“Well ya don’t have to shout it! GEEZ! I’m right here!” Leia screamed.
I’m shouting? You’re the one who has the mouth of a bantha!”
“How dare you, metal-head! You sound like a Hutt!”
“Why you little… tell me where the plans are!” Elevator yelled.
“I want my lawyer!” Leia shot back furiously.
“And I want my hair back!” Elevator returned. “Disappointment abounds. Take her away!” ~by Jedi X-Man Serena Kenobi from Stupid&Stupider: A New Mope

"Duels aren't the most civilized way to solve personal problems, Wufei," Quatre said calmly.
"They are entirely civilized. A fallen enemy causes no further dissent." ~ By Vathara from Upon a Fiery Steed

"Seriously, (Legolas) ought to be off modeling Swedish clothing or something, not trying to be masculine. Ew." ~ By FebruarySong from The Akward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby


Story Status:

Crimson 11: Have lost interest with Keath and the gang while my mind is devoted to other things...

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Valley: Back in the saddle again...now that my Papa fixed my compy (cookies and chocolate bars to Papa). But, as I now have a summer job, I'm not sure how much time i'll have...or how the krethin skrujj i'm supposed to wrap this whole thing up by graduation next year...AAAACCCKKK!!

Kritirio Ek Erini: uhhh...yeah it'll be a while before this thing's up and running again...

The Flight of the Crimson Assurance: Finished. Go read it, I command thee!! Really, this is by far my best piece I've ever written.

Various song fics: As they are all one shots, they're finished...

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The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by FebruarySong reviews
What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete fruitcake, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic. Now complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 112,684 - Reviews: 2259 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/14/2007 - [Legolas, OC] - Complete
These Hallowed Halls by Nathan Perry reviews
JLA & West Wing crossover. Heroism and politics so rarely go together. Is this the exception, or does this fateful meeting bode ill for both the Justice League of America AND the Bartlet Administration.
DC Superheroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,128 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 7/21/2007
Sokka: Detective by Gunwild reviews
Toph talks Sokka into playing detective - but is he up to finding a girl's long-lost relative in a city the size of Ba Sing Se? Or how about the mystery of the faulty carriages? Or the haunted school? Complete stories collected together.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,057 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Sokka, Toph
Stupid & Stupider: A New Mope by Christy Tortland reviews
Parody of A New Hope. Fluke Skyflopper's a lazy, mopey whiner, Leia is obsessed with the color white, and Darth Elevator blows things up for no reason. Sort of sequel to Revenge of the Idiots, but it can be read alone.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,437 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Luke S., Darth Vader
Only Time by orianna-2000 reviews
When the Doctor accidentally crosses his timeline, he is given the chance to spend three days with Rose . . . after Doomsday.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,418 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
The Quest for a Coat by FebruarySong reviews
When Frodo horribly tears his coat, the Fellowship is forced to enter the deep darkness of...the local mall. There they face fangirls, coatracks, and other angsty evils. Oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Complete
Stupid & Stupider: The Revenge of the Idiots by Christy Tortland reviews
A parody of Revenge of the Sith. Anakin loves detonators and skateboards, Obi Wan's a space pirate, Soda's a Pepsiaholic, Scalpatine's a figurine collector, and Crabme is a neat freak.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 45,585 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Lord of the Earrings by PippinStrange reviews
Year: 2004. Place: A Christian high school. Boys aren't allowed to wear earrings. The One Earring comes to Andro, and the Fellowship must return the One Earring to Claire's at the Mall, lest the boys be tempted. A Lord of the Rings Parody I wrote when I was little, starring everyone in my high school. Crack!fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,910 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 6/29/2006
WTMCO: When The Mask Comes Off by Jamie Hasaku reviews
After freeing her and her friends from capture, Zuko has no choice but to care for a gravely injured Katara, who was left behind by accident. The trick? Keeping his face hidden so she doesn’t hurt herself even more by trying to fight him. Zutara Blutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,457 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Elementary, My Dear ObiWan by Frostfyre7 reviews
Life in London can get plenty interesting when Sherlock Holmes is hot on the trail of the dastardly Moriarty. Things take a bizarre turn, however, when Holmes and Watson intervene in a most unusual assassination attempt on a strangely dressed young man.
Crossover - Star Wars & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,083 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Shoelaces by jennamajig reviews
Daniel tries to deal with being little Daniel. 20th story: One Last Shoe is up. Series is COMPLETE.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,258 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/6/2005 - Published: 6/6/2005 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
TREASURED MEMORIES by Ster J reviews
The entire thirteen stories are gathered here in chapter form. Spock has kept treasures all through his life. What do they mean?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,853 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Spock
Alfballs by Bob Wright reviews
The Spaceballs need Melmacian hair to power their latest WMD against Druidia. Unfortuantely for them, they don't know Alf's demeanor...or Lone Starr's resolve. NOW COMPLETED.
Spaceballs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,494 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Complete
Secrets Undone by QueenH reviews
Crossover with Harry Potter. Jack has a secret past that puts his friends in jeopardy. Final chapters added. Story Complete.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,469 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Away Missions 101 by Nemo the Everbeing reviews
That handy guide every Red-Shirt should read before embarking on their first, and probably last, away mission. Warning-VERY light SMc. If you blink, you'll probably miss it.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
Upon A Fiery Steed by Vathara reviews
Daniel. Duo. Two trouble magnets, one very unlucky System Lord... Gundam Wing AU crossover, finally finished!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,091 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 3/27/2004 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Chicken Noodle Soup For the Trekkie Soul by Tavia reviews
This is a Star Trek serial. About time I thought of calling it that. Gone on Indefinite Shore Leave
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 137,732 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 7/19/2002
Everyone Goes Nuts AKA Down With the Sets by Tavia reviews
Stella is BACK! Soon she, Harry, and, of course, the Enterprise, are all gathered on Dedum again. Beyond that, there is no plot. Only madness. Kirk screams, sets fall, all sorts of strange happenings happen! Complete
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,698 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 12/21/2002 - Published: 10/9/2002 - Complete
Essential Truths by Keridwen reviews
I have no excuse for this: The ultimate example of study stress!!!! R&R
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2002
Vulcans and Chicken Noodle Soup Don't Mix by Tavia reviews
When Spock has a bowl of chicken noodle soup, he begins acting...oddly. Includes Spock reciting Shakespeare on the roof of a tree house, Spock thinking Kirk is John Adams, Spock singing...you get the idea. Please R/R.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,901 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/17/2002 - Published: 6/29/2002 - Spock, J. Kirk
The Mask of Stella by Tavia reviews
It's hard to summarize this, so just know it's crazy. Please R/R. Act III now up. WARNING: If you think scenes of Kirk running, screaming, and cowering behind his command chair will bother you, don't read this story.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,783 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 10/8/2001 - Published: 9/24/2001
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Indiana Jones and Raiders of the Lost Valley reviews
There is a menace that threatens the peace of the newly formed Republic and only our favorite archeologist can help stop the threat that comes from the Lost Valley. crossover with Indiana Jones.
Crossover - Star Wars & Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 148,858 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Han S.
Kritirio Ek Erini reviews
When a warbased nation loses it's monarch, and a simple country doctor steps into the gap, can McCoy's pacifist tendencies persuade a world to join the Federation or will he plunge the planet into civil war?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,360 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 4/2/2006 - L. McCoy, J. Kirk
Crimson 11 reviews
Keath's back with the crew of the Crimson Assurance in tow, & this time, Spock's not the only one along for the ride. YOU MUST READ FLIGHT OF THE CRIMSON ASSURANCE FOR THIS TO MAKE SENSE!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,803 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Spock, J. Kirk
Her Immortality reviews
Daniel's view of Sha're's passing. Songfic to My Immortal by Evanescence. Second in the Songs of Stargate series
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/26/2006 - D. Jackson, Sha're - Complete
I Need to Tell You reviews
One shot song fic...my opinion of what Carter was going through during the episode of Grace in season seven. done to the song Everything You Want by Vertical Horizon. First in the Songs of Stargate Series
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/28/2006 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
The Best I Ever Had reviews
One shot songfic: Kirk's view of the Enterprise in STIII:The Search for Spock. Based on the song Best I Ever Had by Gary Allan.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/11/2006 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy
The Flight of the Crimson Assurance reviews
Spock has disappeared near the Romulan Neutral Zone. He gets found by...well, if I told you you wouldn't want to read it, now would you? Written in First Person narrative.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,760 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Spock - Complete
Perfect reviews
Spock's thoughts during the episode of Journey to Babel. SongFiction using Perfect by Simple Plan. One shot.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2006 - M. Scott, Sarek - Complete