Author has written 4 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh GX, and Naruto.
BEFORE WE BEGIN, I WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME YOU TO... THE VOID! (void trails off)... YAY.
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Big-Not as important-Messagy-Thingie: I'm really happy that I have more publicity and nice reviewers now! I give you many thanks, and if you do like my writing, I'm sorry that I haven't been posting. Some issues have come up and damn you should know what it's like when that happens. And I still have bad writers block. My mind has been on nothing but these issues lately, and I doubt they will be off of my mind any damn time soon. So... Don't get your hopes up for short updates. Anyway, thanks so much for being considerate that I wrote to please you all, for that you personally get cheese! -gives cheese to everyone who reviewed- there's more where that came from lol. And if you're lactose intollerant, sorry! -replaces those that are lactose intollerant cheese with cookies- I'm so goddamn nice.
11/3/06 Holy Shiite. I haven't Updated in foreva! Anywho, Gotta have a preamble test today! I think I memorized it! We, the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect Union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this constitution for the United States of America. Off my head.
So yeah I better get started with real profile stuff.
OC: Haru (now do ya get why its Dan-Chan Haru-San? lol)
Likes: Anime, Videogames, Manga, Jess... what else
Pets:A Dog, a Cat, and a Bunny
Fav Manga: .Hack, Samurai Deeper, Ranma Half, Love Hina, Rurouni Kenshin, Naruto, Bleach, DNangel, Samurai Champloo, Yu Yu Hakusho, Jing
Fav Anime: cant say because i like too many! but heres a couple i love - Inuyasha, FMA, Naruto, and One Piece.
Personality: I honestly dont know. sure i can be quiet... but im kinda sorta weird and like.. omg i can be so hyperactive! yay randomness!
Friends: Jessica, Aaron, Stu, Paul, Peter, Peter, Nick, Phil, Taylor, Kev, Brennan, Josh, Adam, Joe, Sean, Megan, Katie, Frank, John, Tyler, Greg, Joey, Danny, Izzy, Rachel, Alex, Frank, Mike. Irl o' course.
Tv shows: Sonic x, fresh prince of bel air, full house, friends, family guy, futurama, seinfeld, everybody loves raymond... Spongebob, South Park. Tops it.
If I had one wish: I would wish that the government didn't need money to run the country, and that people in poverty weren't in poverty. =o
Things I Hate: What else? I hate anime critisizers, people who cut in lines, bully people, and people who say bullshit about anime.
JUST A SIDE NOTE
Jessy you remind me of Misao of Rurouni Kenshin! so hyperactive and tomboyish! (you know that was originally intended to see how bad your reaction was... but I guess you like being like Misao O.o)
Fan Couples (gotta do it!)
Uh... well thats it. but below is just some odd quotes...eh right
"Dont talk to me when im dreaming of -cencored-" - me...so totally. heehee... and how would you know what was under the censor? CHEESE OF COURSE! AND SUGAR! Maahahha... master of the cheesy sugary products -.-'
"IM NOT SHORT!" - Ed
"Stick that candy cane in your mouth and suck it!" - me being an idiot. (which i can be o.o;)
"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" - writers block...
"It's only funny until someone gets hurt. then its hilarious!" - T-Shirt
"Dammit!" - Inuyasha and/or Ed... always saying dammit (freaks O.o)
"Hey usopp, wheres the 4 eggs i just had! '4? I could of swore i took 5!'" - One Piece Grand Battle
"Get your game on!" - Jaden Yuki (dorky I know...)
"I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master. What? Ridden on a horse? Yes! You're using coconuts! What? You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together. So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...Where'd you get the coconuts?" - Cant get enough of this... XD monty python for those who are absolutely clueless.
"Are you sure there is no otha way?" Ninja One. "WHAT? No! Obushkadum! (i have no clue what he said but thats what it sounded like)... Oh shit my spoons!" - me and my best best friend Aaron immitating the stupid guys who made the "Ninjah Spoon Gaiden" film on google videos lol.
"Your mamma is a used condum! OOOOH!" - me and my random friend Dave playin some jokes on Joe in lunch
"Manslut, Manwhore, Manfucker, and a playa. ON MEN. OOOOOHHH." - coughrussocough
"Uh, Uh. Watcha gonna do with all dat junk? All dat junk inside yo trunk! uh!... uh!... one! two! three! four! - (high-pitched voice) Every Body Dance Now! untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz untz Every Boy Dance Now!" - Rofl. Me and some of my best friends, Tyler Cole, and Greg Botega, making a song.
"F is for fucking girls all the tiiiime, U is usin condums! N is for doin it N-ewhere at any time at all, because sex is away of life! F is for feel under a girls clothes, U is underneath her bra! N is nowhereif your a boy and it's on guys, because you don't want to be a queer!" - hahahahaha roflmao, me and Greg made this one off a funny spoof off the fun song from Spongebob. the "F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for u and me! N is n-where at any time at all, down here in the deep blue sea! F is for frolic, through all the flowers, U is for ucalailie! N is for nose picking sharing gum and sand licking, here with my best buddy!"and that was that one.
"I CAN'T REMEMBER, HOW MUCH I HAVE HAD! I DRINK A 12-PACK! WITH MY DAD! BURP!" - Me, Aaron, and Peter singing together to make a chorus of a spoof off of a funny video on google videos called 'Rock Lee Master Of The Drunken Fist'.
"He's my best friend, best of all best friends! Do you have a best friend too? It tickles in my tummy, hes so yummy yummy! Hey, you should get a best friend too!" Sakura. "Hoo-Hah! Hoo-hah!" Sasuke "Hello baby can I see a smile?" Sakura "I'm goin to a partyand its gonna be wild!" Sasuke "Ok! Can I come I am sitting alone!" Sakura "No." Sasuke. - YAY TOY BOX! (song: best friend by: toybox rewritten with naruto characters by: the guy who made naruto ultimate fanflash! I'll give the links to all 3! w0000t!)
-1 (The beginning... XD)
-2 (Hilarious! thats where that up there came from!)
-3 (OMIGOSH! CRAZEH FROG! AND MONTY PYTHON BIT AT THE END BY GAARA! "SHUT UP! WIll you SHUT UP!")
Monty Python is really funny if you ever get to see it. And unfortunately, there is only three of those up there. ;_;
Hmm... thats enough quotes, live with it! well below are a few of some really good links!
~Story Updates and News~
Haru Uka's Story of a True Duelist
My OC fic. Haru Uka has joined Duel Academy to stop the madman behind his father's death. this man was said to hold the Egyptian God Cards! Will Haru's srong deck, good will, and friends be enough to stop this man? Who is he and why did he kill his father? find out in this epic tale of Romance, Adventure, and family concern. Chappy6 up!
Know Your Stars! YGO GX!
My first humour fic. humour based on the characters attitudes usual, with some extra funny stuff thrown in! I finally wrote a story that people like to read! YAY! just updated, Chapter 4! Chapter 5, also coming soon!So far,we've interviewedJaden, Dr. Crowler, Syrus, Zane, Chazz, Dimitri, Alexis, and Mr. Banner. Sneak Preview for Chapter 5 right here: Next up, Seto Kaiba and Slade Princeton! These two egoheads will be set off by anything. This is gonna get outrageously crazy, and outrageously funny! I can't wait to even write it!
Sakura, My Dear Cherry Blossom
Naruto fanfiction. I wrote this due to the fact I think the NaruxSaku pairing is cute and not frequently used. It was originally a OneShot, but I changed it. It shows how Naruto expresses his true feelings and how Sakura reacts to them. I don't think it's that good, yet, I wrote it, so I must like it! Chapter 1 is up now.
~Stories to Be Produced~
So Close, Yet So Far Away
Avatar fic. Ah yes, the funny little bald monk with an arrow on his head, his flying bison, lemur, and funny friends. Ang, Katara, and Sokka get lost in the middle of their journies in a rough storm. they end up stranded on an island, that holds a mysterious past and a beautiful city. due to the corrupt fall, Ang broke his staff and his arm. Which means Katara and Sokka were stuck without much bending for survival, if they could ever make it to that glistening city on the other side. and its really hard without airbending. On their way to the city they are attacked by firebenders! Ang and Katara were captured and katara left useless with two broken arms. that means no bending. and that also means that Sokka is on his own, without any clue of bending. The firebender also gave him is life, but for a price. He had two weeks to give him over 200k in gold, and he would spare Katara and Ang. Will Sokka be able to make it to the city? Will he learn bending in time to defend himself from the fire nation soldiers? And will he be able to make enough money to buy his, his sisters, and the avatar's lives? This is an epic tale of love, courage, war, some humour, and survival. It will get angsty. And it will be produced hopefully mid-march! this takes alot of preparing!
Code Lyoko fic! for a change! I took my shot at one. Anyway. Jeremy always wondered what it was like to be in Lyoko. Even after two futile attempts, he still insisted.so Yumi took over the supercomputer and transferred jeremy to lyoko safely! it turned out that he was as helpless as Aelita and was immediately sent back. When the gang decides to get Herb to transfer all five of them to Lyoko, they have to explain it all.It takes a bit of courage to blab it out, and alot ofbegging to make Herb not tell anyone, but in the endhe decides to keep itsecret. Even from Sissy. So,Herb transfers them, but Xana activates while the transfer is going through, knocking out Herb in the process. They get stuck on Lyoko and there are monsters are everywhere. Odd only has a few arrows, They don't have their vehicles, they were transferred to a new region, and they have no idea if Xana has attacked because there aren't any pulsations in the region they were thrown into. Herb seems to be their only hope. Will Herb live to tell everyone about Lyoko, and how to save the gang? Are Yumi, Odd, Ulrich, Jeremy, and Aelita ok? Will they ever get out of Lyoko? And will it be the end of Lyoko, and the world, when Herb has to tellSissy's father, the headmaster?find out in this epic tale - Code: Death. Should hopefully be produced relatively soon. like next month maybe. Or earlier. It all really depends.
The Ninja Murder Mystery
My second Naruto fic, which will be posted up shortly. What? A ninja murder mystery? whats THAT about? Inspired by Paper Mario of the Nintendo 64! seriously! Anyway, all is going well in konohagakure. However,Sasuke decides to visit Iruka's house. he lets him in and let's him go into the backroom while he goes to prepare some gin-sang tea.Sasuke finds the Hokage dead on the floor and stands there innocent. WhenIruka comes into the room and sees this, he blames Sasuke for the death of the Hokage. Soon, almost all the ninja in the village come intoIruka's house to see what happened.Sasuke claims innocent,but an angry inquisitor Naruto, sees otherwise. Actually, he has no idea who did it. He thinks he believes Sasuke, but he wants evidence. He threw him out of Iruka's house, and everyone waits anxiously in the house for his return. When he returns,he brings back one main source of information - Kakashi sensei. Why? because Kakashi was wise. And also, he had some key evidence about what happened to the hokage. all the ninja involved were Sasuke, Naruto, Iruka, Kakashi, Sakura, Neji, and Konohamaru. A basic - Who Done It? Will the murderer of the hokage be revealed? will he/she be sent away from konohagakure? Does Naruto have any idea what he's doing? And what happened to Iruka's gin-sang tea? find out, in The Ninja Murder Mystery. Hopefully coming up with othernew fics. This Murder MysteryStarring:
Iruka - As the mayor's wife (lol)
Hokage - As the mayor
Naruto - As the inquisitor
Sasuke - As the visitor at Iruka's house
Kakashi - As "Herringway"/Witness
Sakura - As a ninja who's there
Neji - As the villainous yet mysterious character, that's just there
Konohamaru - As annoying child who plays absolutely no role whatsoever
Again, inspired by Paper Mario.
The Chunin Exams! Redone?
That's right, another Naruto fic! Yipee! Anyways, This is a humourous fic based off the chunin exams! Well, the ending is...err...emotional. The funny is in the fights! New matchups, new victors, STRANGE new techniques, and a surprise entry from kuruubi/demon fox! What will happen when kuruubi returns? Will Naruto ever see the light of day again? Can the hokage seal away kuruubi again? Will the seal be sealed forever? Will Naruto be able to live on and continue his lifes goal to become hokage? And why am I asking so many questions? lol. Anyway, find out the answers in this fic. This is surely going to be the most recent "soon to be produced" fics. Well, Later!
~Favorite Avatar Quotes~
(The Northern Water Tribe)
Sokka - "I'm not one to complain, but can't Appa fly ANY higher?"
Ang - "I have an idea. Why don't we all get onYOUR back and YOU can fly us to the North Pole!"
Sokka - "I'd love to. Climb on everyone, Sokka's ready for take off" (shakes butt, Momo climbs on him)
(The Northern Water Tribe)
Sokka - "Hi there. Sokka, Southern Water Tribe."
Yuei - "Very nice to meet you."
Sokka - "So...uh...Your a princess! huh! You know, back in my tribe I'm kind of like a prince myself."
Katara - "hahah, Prince of WHAT?"
Sokka - "A lot of things! Do you mind? I'm trying to have a conversation here!"
Katara - "My apologies, Prince Sokka" (bows)
(The Northern Water Tribe)
Sokka - "So how's waterbending training?"
Ang - "Master poophead won't teach her because she's a girl."
(The King of Omashu)
Sokka - "Great...Now you look just like my grandfather -_-'"
Katara - "Technically, Ang IS 112 years old."
Ang - "Let's get-a-skipping young wipper-snappers! The earth city awaits!"
(The King of Omashu)
Ang - "You're going to love it in Omashu. the people are the friendliest in the world!"
Omashu Guard - "Rotten Cabbages? What kind of flong do you think this is?" (uses earthbending to send cabbages flying)
Cabbage Guy - "Oh!... My cabbages!"
Ang Katara and Sokka - "...O_O"
(The King of Omashu)
Warrior - "As a warrior, you must be prepared for anything."
(Ang, Katara, Sokka, and Momo crash through the window in a stone box and the screen freezes. then they fly out the other side)
Warriors - "O_O"
(The King of Omashu)
Omashu Guard - "Hey!"
Sokka - "O_O"
Omashu Guard - "Your a strong young man. show your respect and hold the old man's bag!"
Ang - "Good Idea!" (throws bag to sokka)
~Anime Links~ (I thank NEWGROUNDS!)
(more to come)
Drabbles of me and friends. YAY.
1. "meh..." me bored in p.e, looking at the ground, notices a shining thing on the ground and picks it up. Shows Oki-chan.
"Omg that's so cool! It's a guitar keychain!" Oki-Chan
"Yeah, this field is enchanted...or something." Looks at sky. "Thank you!" seconds later, "Here Katy, want it?"
"FOR REAL! OMG THANKS!" Oki-chan
2. "Hey Dan!" Tyler walking by
"Hey Skank!" My reply because I was feeling angered
"Hey, Izzy, Katy, Tyler just came up to me and said hi and I'm like, Hi skank! It slipped out! I hope he didn't hear me!" Me
"OMG!" Izzy and Katy
3. "Dude your teeth are like radioactive! Have you been eating aliens lately?" - David
"UGH...No!" - Me
"HAHAHHAA!" - Me and Dave
"Yo man, your teeth are like glowing! Have you been eating anything radioactive?" - Greg
"OMG NO!" - Me
"HAHAHAHAHA!" - Us
AND YOU CANT FORGET...
"Hey Dan, did you get a new color on your braces?" - Jessy
"Yeah, it's green!" - Me
"Hmm.. Are those things glow in the dark?" - Jessy
"Uhh...Maybe..." - Me
"lols" - Us
kk, Now's the quote thingy with parodies from funny videos!
1. "Alright guys, Break it up. Let's get to class." - Gaara
"You too, tree boy!" - Gaara
"'Da Fuck? I don't even know..I... n'duurrr.." - Sasuke
2. "This class is the spawn of the devil! No good shall come from it! If you want to go to Sex Ed you will have to get through me first!" - Rock Lee
"Dude...Lee...you're not my bro anymore." - Sasuke
"Sex free is the way to be! The only true contraceptive is abstinance!" - Rock Lee, teeth gleam
3. "omg this is like, 100 floors to the wrong room!" - Naruto
"You Dumb-Shit, this is room 201." - Sasuke
"THE DOOR'S LOCKED, LET'S KICK IT IN!" - Kiba
"Check this shit out, mofo!" - dude
"Oh no, this door's mine!" - Sasuke
4. "Scissors, I win!" - Sakura
"Ah! She's won every single fucking game! That cheating bitch!" - Ino
5."Oh...Cooking? I can't cook! I have two left feet!" - Hinata
"The anti-christ is coming!" -Kiba
6. "WHO WANTS SOME BEEF JERKY!" - Kiba
7. "I'm...bleeding..." - Sakura
"That's such a turn on." - Sasuke
"Huh?... Really!" - Sakura
"...I was talking about Naruto." - Sasuke
"Ahehehe... see ya in Sex Ed, Sasuke!" - Naruto
8. "...And that class, is how you skin a boar, with your teeth!" - Iruka
9. "That woman makes a mean omelet..." - Naruto
10. "Hello Children! My name is Iruka!" - Iruka
"..." - Everybody
"Before we begin, I would like to welcome you to.. the VOID (void, void, void, void, void...)" - Iruka
"...YEAH!" - Naruto
"Alright children! I'm gon' show you how to make - The perfect Omelet!" - Iruka
Well, thats it. thanks for reading this! now, get to the fics!
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