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Joined 11-09-05, id: 927767, Profile Updated: 11-19-09
Author has written 10 stories for Final Fantasy VII, V for Vendetta, Pirates of the Caribbean, Hellsing, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.
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Put Your Lights On by klepto-maniac0 reviews
AU. Sephiroth has a child who's just as weird as he deserves. Final Chapter posted.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 134 - Words: 352,912 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Sephiroth - Complete
Though Heaven Bar the Way by FlyingFish15 reviews
As Rasputin prepares to sacrifice Erica to the Ogdru Jahad for her betrayal of the Thule Occult Society sixty years prior, Kroenen and Erica are in little shape to fight him. Can their hastily concocted plot save her life? Kroenen/Erica/Abe
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 204,914 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 2/5/2006 - K. Kroenen
Dancing with the Devil by Ansuz reviews
Sometimes good by itself cannot defeat darkness, and sometimes it is necessary to fight evil with evil in order to save the world. Jack discovers this and more in his tenuous alliance with Aku. AkuJack Warning: violence
Samurai Jack - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,974 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 12/21/2003
Twisted Metal by Bad Ronald reviews
Did you ever have a wish? UPDATED! New Chapter: OUTLAW
Twisted Metal - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,417 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 4/17/2006
3:10 to Yuma: After the Train by cpd3 reviews
Dan is taken to town for treatment after the 3:10 leaves. Ben Wade escapes from Yuma days before Dan is to return home. Both return to the ranch, but all isn't as they had thought. Dan and Will find themselves pulled into the outlaw's world. BenxDan slash
3:10 to Yuma, 2007 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,945 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008
Deliver Me by klepto-maniac0 reviews
A certain guardian comes back from the dead to save Yuna from herself, but that's not the only thing he has to protect her from... Chapter 34 now posted!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 71,583 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 3/20/2002 - Auron, Yuna
Kuro to Gin by tamagopants reviews
[Post AC][YazooxTifa] Rescue, forgiveness and safety, Yazoo is lucky enough to meet someone who gives him all three. A story of one clone's struggles of losing everything and getting it back.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,316 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Yazoo, Tifa L.
Veins of Glass by Aiakia reviews
Editing. Sephiroth turned to Aeris, lips curling upward in a grin that did not reach his eyes as he said: 'This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but with a whimper.' /Seph x Aeris/
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,418 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Aerith G., Sephiroth
Wild Ride by SassySavie reviews
FINAL CHAPTER UP! For real this time. When there's not enough room in the buggy, Tifa has to sit on Vincent's lap...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,455 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Vincent V., Tifa L.
Lost in the Shadows by Tishannia reviews
aeriseph&cloti&yuffentine&relena , An unexpected reunion throws Avalanche back into the fray and they try to regain the world they once knew, amidst dealing with unexpected arrivals, friendships and relationships.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 129,901 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Aerith G., Sephiroth - Complete
Turk Moments by SapphireXSerpent reviews
Whether fluffy, funny, or serious, Turks have many moments. A collection of turk drabbles and oneshots with Relena ones spinkled in. Rated T for language.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 18,132 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Elena, Reno
The Final Fantasy VII FAQ by Akari Shinju reviews
Hey Vincent, where do your clothes go when you transform?... Stupid questions deserve stoopider answers. Tell the cast what's been bugging you lately. Slightly OOC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,040 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
FINAL FANTASY: UNLIMITED FANFICTION ACADEMY by Feral Phoenix reviews
A collection of oneshots by myself and others. 32nd story: Cosplay, for Stormshadow13. Kumo. In a maid costume. With a miniskirt. And lacy pink panties. And garters. Ladies and gentlemen, Kiri's self control has left the building. [Cloudshipping]
Final Fantasy: Unlimited - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,346 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 3/24/2005
Why Waist Length? by Silver Pard reviews
Enough was enough. He'd looked at all the possible courses of action and their consequences. He'd researched it intensively. It was time to cut the damn hair.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,269 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Sephiroth - Complete
Contact by Tijuana Pirate reviews
VinTifa story. Epilogue. 'Vincent smiled slightly and Tifa turned to look at him, her long brown her falling carelessly over her back and caressing the white robe that was showing just a bit of her shoulder. Gods, he was a lucky man.'
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,375 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Vincent V., Tifa L. - Complete
Sandwiches by LiteralBlue reviews
Also known as 101 ways to get rid of a seagull. A few past secrets are revealed as the SHM eat sandwiches, and are chased by a bird! Pure randomness. CHAPTER SIX UP AT LAST!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Kadaj, Loz
Going Straight by Snape's Nightie reviews
It is the day after Voldemort's defeat. Lucius and Severus have survived, although their situations have changed drastically. Their Slytherin deviousness, however, is as slippery as ever. SSLM SLASH ie gay relationships. HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,884 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Everybody's After Cloud's Goods by IcePrincess777 reviews
It seems that everyone wants a piece of Cloud, though not in the traditional sense. Much lemon and yaoi. Chapter 11:KadajxYazooxLozxVincentxCidxBarrettxTsengxRufusxRenoxRudexZackxHarry PotterxEd ElricxOC and CloudxSephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,085 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Cloud S. - Complete
Glasses and a blood stained labcoat by creepy tauren lady reviews
A collection of short drabbles on Hojo's thoughts.Forgive the title, I just got sick of it being called untitled and couldn't think of something effective to call it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Prof. Hojo - Complete
Does It Hurt Yet? by Organization III reviews
“Don't tell me that you're scared...” Xemnas thought he had experienced pain before. He was dead wrong. “It'll only break every bone in your body.” Rated for violence, sadism, torture.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Xemnas - Complete
Circles and Paradoxes by Fantastic Pants reviews
The man can live up to the legend, but the legend can never live up to the man. Big BossOcelot. Timeline running from MGS3 to MGS1.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,994 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/25/2006 - Complete
Silas and MarySue by FuchsiaII reviews
If I had eyebrows, I'd raise them,' thought Silas worriedly...
Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,803 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
So He Does Have a Heart by Zethen Delacroix reviews
[VinTifa] Vincent comes to visit 7th Heaven for a drink. He sits there silently, making Tifa feel alittle uneasy. It also gives her the unintentional opportunity to observe him as well. What dilemma have they put themselves into?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,778 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Vincent V., Tifa L.
How to be an Amazing Supervillain by Pied Flycatcher reviews
Sephiroth has enrolled on a course for Final Fantasy supervillains, taught by none other than the great Kefka himself! Parody of FF villains.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,664 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Sephiroth, Kadaj - Complete
The Petsitters by Dreaming Rain reviews
Vincent had to take care of Tifa's cat, and called on Reno for help. Now, Vincent and Reno join forces...to take care of EVEN MORE pets! Crazy, maybe. Funny, yes. R&R plz. Finally updated. Wow, miracle.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Vincent V., Reno
Private' Messages by bloodchaos reviews
You can tell a lot about a woman by the contents of her purse. But what can you tell about your favourite FF characters by the messages in their mobiles? Humor guaranteed. Need more reviews people
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,484 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Elena, Reno
Knight Errant by Wally In Aeternum reviews
Certain bodily functions unique to the fairer sex fail to enter into V's calculations when shopping for his houseguest. Evey is understandably peeved.
V for Vendetta - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Complete
The General's Bath by MakoRain reviews
Sephiroth takes a bath...and has company. Read on if you're interested in what exactly that entales...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Sephiroth, Kadaj - Complete
Bloody Bubbles by MakoRain reviews
Who's next to take a bubble bath? Vincent, of course! R&R, I like to hear your thoughts, and since i don't have special powers, email me!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Vincent V., Zack F. - Complete
Mechanical Resonance by Sephulbadis reviews
The triplets want the Highwind. Only Cid knows how to fly her. It's not going to go smoothly.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Cid H., Yazoo - Complete
Dreams by Slightly Sinister Sinestra reviews
Um, another strange onshot. Cid finds a half dead Yazoo and the two share a talk. Character death. Rated for safety.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Cid H., Yazoo - Complete
It's Always the Cute Ones by joeanne reviews
Cid asks the hard question, Cloud answers the hard question, and the girls get a good laugh. Pure sugary fluff. CidxVin, CloudAerisTifa
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Hojo's Satellite of Pain and Mental Anguish by KadVinClo Inc reviews
Professor Hojo decides to torment KadVinClo with devastatingly horrific fanfiction.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,947 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Prof. Hojo, Vincent V.
The Masks We Wear by LilTigre reviews
Two men. One bottle of scotch. Reeve and Vincent discuss the masks we all wear and why sometimes it's good to take them off.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Vincent V., Reeve T. - Complete
The Pursuit of Pleasure by Ardwynna Morrigu reviews
Sephiroth goes to extreme lengths to get some action. Now he has to deal with the consequences.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,856 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 4/24/2004 - Aerith G., Sephiroth - Complete
Russian Roulette by Devilish Kurumi reviews
CidVincent, I guess. Vincent is a crazy, crazy man.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
What Do You Mean, Fangirls? by FlyingFish15 reviews
What I thought might happen if Jonathan Crane met his fangirls. Hilarity ensues! Takes place after the movie Batman Begins.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2005
The Blue Fish I Named After You, Elena by Icca reviews
Most offices have potted plants. Tseng's has a fish tank instead, and it inspires much pride in the man. But he is not obsessed with it. Really.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Tseng
Bonds of Ash and Blood by invisiblesplotch reviews
The ties that bind are unbreakable, as Sephiroth finds out, Lucretia and Hojo are never far from him.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/3/2005
Snowfall by Pikachumaniac reviews
Vincent and Hojo share a moment in the snow and a lot more than Vincent is willing to give. Onesided Hojo x Vincent.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Vincent V., Prof. Hojo - Complete
My Three Idiots and Whacko Boss by Silver Sniper reviews
Tseng seems like a calm, cool, and collected guy right up to the moment of his death. However, that's only what you think. Let's take a little peek at a week in Tseng's life. You have no idea how much screaming, false acusations, and chaos there is.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Tseng - Complete
The Sarcastic Hojo and Vincent Story by seasonofthepumpkin reviews
The Sarcastic Hojo and Vincent Story. Like the title says. :P (sarcastic yaoi warning...)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/27/2003
Keep Your Kisses for Me by klytaemnestra reviews
Hojo spends some quality time with his pet project on Christmas Eve. HojoxVincent
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2003 - Prof. Hojo, Vincent V.
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Helium Insanity reviews
Our favourite band of misfits are stuck in yet another situation, involving everyone's favourite element. Chapter 15: A confluence... and people smirk a lot. Rated T to be safe.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,259 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Sephiroth, Aerith G.
Memoirs of a Genius reviews
Hojo going crazy. The man is back in town! Costarring Jenova, Sephiroth, Vincent, denial, moral decline and other fun stuff.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,947 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Prof. Hojo, Vincent V.
Losing Perspective reviews
Dr. Jonathan Crane and Scarecrow have a chat in the time before the breakout from Arkham. Just what does go on in an insane mind?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
My Favourite Things reviews
Rip and Schrodinger eavesdrop on Doc... singing. Puts the 'war orchestra' in a new context. This is not to be taken seriously.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
Curiosity With A Vengeance reviews
Elizabeth gets curious, Jack is in a charitable mood, and Norrington has to suffer the consequences.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
Revenge of the Cetra reviews
Aeris scores a victory against Sephiroth in the Lifestream... much to his chagrin. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Sephiroth, Aerith G. - Complete
Why Soprano? reviews
Will tries to teach Jack a lesson... and fails miserably. Not slash.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Complete
The Voices reviews
Oneshot. Cid stumbles on Vincent pointing a gun at his own head.... though not for your typical angst!Vincent reasons...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Vincent V., Cid H. - Complete
Illusions reviews
Oneshot. A blonde, staying late at work to finish paperwork, happens to bump into the young president, and some illusions are finally shattered.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Rufus, Elena - Complete
In Which V Gets Bored reviews
My spin on how one of the greatest bits of script ever was conceived... Chapter 3 up: witness how V spends his Halloween! Rated T for silliness.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Complete