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Joined 11-09-05, id: 927970
Author has written 6 stories for X-Men: The Movie.

Hi. I'm me. I'm assuming if you're reading this you're A) bored out of your skull, or B) somehow interested in Me. God knows why, I'm really not that interesting.

Obviously, I like to write. Most of the fics I've posted here have been deemed decent so you probably won't find any crap. If you do, let me know. I want all opinions. I'm currently writing a series of one-shots called Teenage Funnies, which I have to give my friend Peg credit for. She came up with the name. Two, so far, are posted, 9 are written. I've been told a few times, both on these stories and ones I posted before that I should write long fics. Sorry, folks. They all turn out crap, I'm not a big fan of writing crap so I'm not gonna. I'm sure you will be devastated. That was sarcasm, by the way, and supposed to sound really big-headed. Anyways, If you like them let me know and please tell me why. If you hate them, let me know and please tell me why.

Rock on.

Tiffany

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Dialogue On Color:

Posted Here Because I'm Bored

MJsAuntie: color me surprised.
MJsAuntie: What color is surprised?
MJsAuntie: probably a shade of red
ProlificP1ca: pink?
ProlificP1ca: red would be embarrassed. ;-)
ProlificP1ca: No wait--pink would be embarrassed. ;-)
MJsAuntie: yup = blushing
JoeysItalianGirl: red = danger
MJsAuntie: or anger
JoeysItalianGirl: red = love
MJsAuntie: or passion
JoeysItalianGirl: red = rash lol
MJsAuntie: or itchy
ProlificP1ca: Heehee--green means new beginnings.
MJsAuntie: or envy
ProlificP1ca: Hence why Eli's car is green. :-)
MJsAuntie: Nice!
JoeysItalianGirl= fungus
MJsAuntie= mold
JoeysItalianGirl: boogers
MJsAuntie: or nature

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Never Enough by abc79-de reviews
Lit set in present time. Jess never made his season six appearance, but Rory found her way to his book anyhow. Crossover GGVM. COMPLETE!
Crossover - Gilmore Girls & Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,070 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Veronica - Complete
In Time by SSJL reviews
The obligatory post-finale speculation piece. Spoilers for The End in the Beginning
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/14/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Keep Fighting by Bardicvoice reviews
As the days add up after Dean's death, Sam does his best to keep fighting, and that means hunting with Ruby and his mind. Cases take them from Winchester, VA to Savannah, GA, Pigeon Forge, TN ... and Pontiac, IL.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,519 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Sam W., Ruby - Complete
Girl Talk by SSJL reviews
Just a little Sunday morning girl talk.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2008 - T. Brennan, Angela M. - Complete
The Jedi in Brennan's Head by bloodwrites reviews
A mad scientist obsessed with making Brennan his test subject kidnaps our favorite forensic anthropologist and invades her subconscious. Can Booth save her before it's too late? BB all the way, M for sexual situations in later chapters.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,751 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
An Objective Approach by squelchything reviews
They've taken a long time to get here. Charlie/Amita. Post-ep tag for "Waste Not".
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Amita R., Charlie E. - Complete
Damn right, REO by StarSapphire16 reviews
It's the same dance - she pretends she doesn't see him and he pretends she's not there. Set post S3 finale. Dean/Jo Oneshot. Please read and review.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Dean W., Jo H. - Complete
Lingering by Charlie Winchester reviews
His psychic powers may have disappeared with the Yellow Eyed Demon, but that didn’t stop the creepy feeling he’d get right before she showed up... SamRuby.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Ruby, Sam W. - Complete
The Afterlife by freakochicko reviews
It was a pointless conversation, really. But for John and Marie, it was just another one of those memories that would forever be locked up and never shared with anyone else.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,798 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Pyro, Rogue
World Spins Madly On by SpreadTheWord reviews
J/B one-shot We’re just muscle and skin and bones, but when we touch we’re so much more.
Juno - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
And Maybe I Shouldn't Tell You This by Flashbatman reviews
The Bleekster thinks about Juno and their unborn seamonkey. Just a drabble.
Juno - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
The Child in the Playground by GiorgiaKerr reviews
Final chapter up! BB. No smut, just more FLUFF than you can poke a stick at. Seriously. You couldn't poke a stick at it if you tried. Trust me, I've tried.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,666 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Devil Doll by Lint reviews
Why'd you do it Ruby? Sam, Ruby, a match made in... wherever.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Ruby, Sam W. - Complete
How I Know by SSJL reviews
You know how I know you're in love with me? Some BB bantering fun.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/30/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Hard by pathera reviews
It's hard to love ice, but it's just as hard to love fire. BobbyRogue, Ryro, BobbyKitty pairings. Oneshot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Rogue, Pyro - Complete
Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by charmingly-holly reviews
Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,769 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Eldorado by csishewolf reviews
Ever wonder what the CSI gang would be like in the Old West? AU. Historical Romance GSR. Complete.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,060 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
Maybe Even Meant to Be by someone5 reviews
“What now?” he asks, almost reluctantly, eyes trained to the sidewalk, not wanting to hear the answer whether it be good or bad. He’s not sure which one to hope for. LIT, oneshot. Sequel to Everybody Loves You.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Jess M., Rory G. - Complete
Rapture by katterpillar reviews
When working a job in Chicago, Illinois, one Jo Harvelle comes across two young men she thought she would never see again and things start to get heated. DeanJo. COMPLETE.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,032 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Dean W. - Complete
Thirty Glimpses by insertsnarkhere reviews
Thirty glimpses of Marie D'Ancanto by someone who still harbors feelings for her
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Rogue, Pyro - Complete
Steady, Steady: Propaganda by FallAway reviews
AU, PreSeries. She doesn’t believe half of what comes out of his mouth. But when he’s kissing her, he’s not really talking. Dammit. Logan. Veronica. Oneshot.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Veronica, Logan - Complete
The Inevitability of Change by Chichuri reviews
Lilly nearly walks in on something entirely unexpected.
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Lilly - Complete
If Thunder Don't Get You Then the Lightning Will by eurydice13 reviews
Six first times Jo knew she was finally a hunter. Oneshot, gen.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete
The Virtues of Patience by Sonya reviews
Jo's POV on life, the Roadhouse and the brothers Winchester. Timing really is everything.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Jo H. - Complete
Life Is Not a Paragraph by Sonya reviews
Dean and Jo. "When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?"
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Dean W., Jo H. - Complete
Voyeurism by Remy'sRose reviews
Remy has a bad day. Rogue finds herself all alone in the mansion that night, or so she thinks. ROMY! Oneshot. Remy's POV. I have had requests to continue this If you think I should I'll change it into a series of stories in the same vein. Let me know
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
The girl or the game? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Lily won’t date James because of his Quidditch obsession, so he quits it for a bet. In 7 days, he struggles to cope with withdrawal symptoms, while she attempts to not fall in love with him and prevent embarrassing situations like sniffing his boxers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,189 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 8/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Snowball Running by Modern Audrey reviews
In which Rogue and John hate Valentine's Day, cliches, and occasionally each other. A RoguePyro Valentine's Day ficlet.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Pyro, Rogue - Complete
See You Soon by bama02614 reviews
DeanJo set a little bit in the future. Dean's broken and Jo just wants to help.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,967 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Dean W. - Complete
Growing Up Is the Best Revenge by eurydice13 reviews
Dean notices Jo. Sam notices Dean. Futurefic, DeanJo.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
I'll Take it Shaken, Not Stirred by Jewels5 reviews
Mix: 1 portion each of mystery, mayhem, and murder. Add: James, Lily, spies, school, and sarcasm. Stir in: 1 tablespoon each of chaos and enmity. Blend using: sense of humor and ability to read. Serve: shaken, not stirred...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 241,427 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 6/8/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Summertime by CalliopeMused reviews
Trisana Chandler is tired of hot nights, but called breezes bring images she would rather not see. "Sensible Tris" knows that something needs to be changed. TrisBriar
Will of the Empress - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,965 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Complete
A Spark Of Good From The Burn Of Evil by Dingbat142001 reviews
Complete! Your past is the blueprint for your future. Rogue knew this better than anyone. Ryro, slight RoLo, BobbyRogue vibes.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,527 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Pyro, Rogue - Complete
The Novel by Dragnotchi reviews
There was a teasing note in his voice and Tris blushed a faint pink. The one time she picks up a romance novel was the time that one of her siblings caught her. BriarTris. Discontinued.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Circle of Magic - Complete
Black Lightening Roses by Traviosita9124 reviews
Tris and Briar are left to fend for themselves for a week, with interseting results from their blooming romance. But can they weather the consiquences? RR COMPLETED
Circle of Magic - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,443 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 8/7/2003 - Complete
Never Quite as Planned by SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch reviews
Just a goofy little oneshot about James and Lily. Over their years at Hogwarts and once afterwards, James asks Lily various questions, none of which work out quite as planned. JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Running After Kansas by Oregano reviews
When Luke Danes retires, the Diner is passed on to Jess, who is forced to come back to face everything he's abrupty abandoned. Now the question, How're those Gilmores?
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,327 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Jess M.
I Never by SlayerKitty00 reviews
“I never got drunk at a school dance.” Logan said, thrusting out the bottle. Spoilers for 1x15.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Veronica, Logan - Complete
Tinkerbelle and I by mswyrr reviews
One-shot. Logan POV. Veronica and Logan come to an understanding in the girl's bathroom.
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Complete
A Little Dramatic Irony by Wonderlandleighleigh reviews
Jess hopped in his car and left Rory in the dust in Star’s Hollow, yet again. But we can’t let it end there, can we? Literati postNag Hammadi
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 174,127 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/29/2004 - Published: 2/15/2004 - Jess M. - Complete
Judy Harlow And The Boob Window by Oregano reviews
General piece, for nostalgia's sake. Set in Season 2, kind of like one of those filler episodes with no real impact to the main plot of the season, but hopefully still entertaining.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/23/2004 - Published: 2/25/2004
The Young and the Restless by khay reviews
Rogue turns the Institute upsidedown when a freak accident caused her to deage. How does the Institute deal with a young Rogue?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,850 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/1/2004 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Hazard by Neurotic Temptress reviews
AU. Gambit, Rogue. Nothing eventful ever happens in small towns... right?
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,895 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2003 - Published: 11/22/2002 - Complete
The Freshness Of Being by Oregano reviews
Luke and Taylor. Locked in a storage room. Will the cops find a dead body in the morning? Possibly. Jess and Rory. A poking fight is involved. Will they make up? Who knows? (R&R Please!)
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/12/2002 - Published: 11/9/2002
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Not Another Cliche Love Story! reviews
Completely AU, ryro. Probably will be funny, not angsty and most likely a little cliche. Obviously. : R&R, please. Flame too if you want, Pyro would love it.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,399 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Pyro, Rogue - Complete
Merry Christmas reviews
Sequel to Picture. Starts immediately afterwards. It's CHristmas time at last and this is my late gifty to everyone here who's reviewed any of my fics.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Pyro, Rogue - Complete
Picture reviews
Another Teenage Funnies Fic, for all my lovely reviewers. Something's bothering Johnny. We're building up to it, folks. Ryro and BobbyKitty. Please review.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Pyro, Rogue - Complete
Men reviews
A special Teenage Funnies fic for Peggy and all my reviewers. Happy New Year, everyone. Rogue's taking charge against perverts, especially Bobby and John. Beware, pervertedness inside! Submited at exactly midnight on New Year's Eve!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
Dance With Me reviews
Slightly more romantic this time. Teenage Funnies fic. Will probably make you hungry. Enjoy. Please review. Rating to be safe.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Rogue, Pyro - Complete
Pointlessness reviews
Short,fluffy little friendship fic. Bobby, Rogue, John. No ship. Part of the Teenage Funnies. Rating to be safe. Mention of boobies.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
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