Eating food, drinking beer, and watching football are acceptable ways to spend your Thanksgiving Day. Wooing your niece's insanely attractive babysitter, however, is not. EPOV

It was a fantasy that never should've been a reality.

Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.

It's simple, really. A story about two best friends realizing they're head over feet in love.

On the day of his sister's wedding, Edward might have something up his sexy sleeve for Bella.

A set of one-shot lemons in which nothing is the same each time save for fun, your favorite SM couples, and sex. Everything from SM Universe to AUs, these one-shots will feel like a full story... because they all are! Lots and lots of romance! Updates on Wednesdays only but not every Wednesday. (Spoilers in reviews!)

Edward and Bella have a little secret...or so they think. A friendship that evolves into a very sweet love story. If only anyone knew about it... AH / Canon pairings.

the second installment of the drabbles stories. All plot without points of what we all want!

Series of nsfw Usamamo short stories. Sexuality can be a very thrilling, and very frightening thing. And it's definitely a challenge. Sometimes canon, sometimes AU, sometimes in between.

Bella, recovering from a broken heart, meets Edward, who isolates himself emotionally. Their attraction is immediate, but can they be friends and lovers - without the love? BxE, all the regs, some drama, some funny, lemony, language AH

And in the heartbeat that he didn't return the kiss, Hermione saw the rest of her school year flash before her eyes. The embarrassment, the teasing. Her chest constricted at this terribly awful thing she just did — kissing Draco Malfoy. / Two-Shot

It required a strangely intimate level of trust, assuming Draco wouldn't willfully mistranslate her, that he accurately interpreted a conversational ebb and flow. If Hermione allowed herself the moment of indiscretion, she might have described it as a rush. A completely inappropriate rush, but a rush all the same.

Hermione's adult life has meant a lot of carrying on. A war ends? She carries on. Her relationship ends? She carries on. Her optimism about swift reform in the Ministry ends? She carries on. An entire Yule Ball mistakenly thinks she and Malfoy are having a grand relationship reveal mid-gala? She probably shouldn't carry on. Written for d/hr Advent 2021.

Hermione and Malfoy reconnect at Ron's wedding. What could go wrong?

There are many things Draco did not need in his 6th Year. He did not need Theo implanting strange dreams in his head, for one. In the ensuing years, he did not need to constantly remember that blissful, impossible dream. He further did not need Potter embroiling him in a conspiracy at Azkaban. He definitely did not need to embark on a clandestine investigation with Granger.

Theodore Nott has a problem. He has been cursed - by heaven or hell or a combination of both, to catch Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger shagging at every possible opportunity. However, that wasn't the real problem. The problem was that no one ever believed him when he said that he had. Drarmione 7th Year AU Oneshot, told from Theo's POV.

Draco has been secretly seeing a new girl, but no matter how many times they ask, he won't tell Theo or Blaise who it is. So, like the boundary-respecting friends they are, they each make a pool, together picking all the girls at Hogwarts who could be Draco's girlfriend. Whoever has her name in their pool when the truth is revealed wins. What could go wrong?

random drabbles that are requested and that I decide to throw up there, no major plots unless I feel like it! lol all mature!

As they entered the lavishly decorated lobby, Mamoru put his hand on Usagi's shoulder - his palm warm on her exposed shoulders. "Usa, let's at least pretend we like each other for one evening, okay?"

After five years of pining Usagi wants to take matters into her own hands.

Everyday Usagi moves a chess piece and the next day, someone else always moves another. Who is she playing against? Coffee Shop AU with tons of fluff and laughter and romance that'll leave you with a smile.

The one thing Draco Malfoy hated more than Christmas was snow. Snow had a habit of ruining your plans, causing delays, and generally making you damp. But this Christmas Day blesses him with his third and fourth least favorite things as well: crying girls and Hermione Granger. 13 GOING ON 30 AU x A CHRISTMAS CAROL

Story two of four in the Wait and Hope Series. A Draco POV prequel. Having returned to Malfoy Manor after completing his potion's mastery abroad, Draco hopes to live up to his family's expectations for him while finding some version of his life he can be happy with. Instead, he is forced to supervise Hermione Granger as she rids the manor of dark magic.

Because hindsight was 20/20, there were a lot of things Mamoru wished he'd done differently. Why he hadn't figured out that Usagi is Sailor Moon, he'd never know. Aged-up Season 1 AU written for Daikon in the 2020 Sailor Moon Holiday Gift Exchange on Tumblr.

Hermione hadn't meant for this to become the focus of her evening. She had plenty of other, more professional, more productive things toward which she should direct her focus. Glasses. And an open collar. No, not those things. She needed to plan her conversations with donors tonight. She needed to stop ogling Draco Malfoy.

"Katara, on the other hand, is of the impression that Azula is using Sokka. And she is, in a way, in the same way that any person uses their heart to pump their lifeblood, or their lungs to breathe, or their mind to think." Azula and Sokka, left empty after the war, find fulfillment, family, and a kingdom in each other. Shameless smut midway through.

How did it feel? It felt like he was barely holding it together. She, of all people, should shun him. Or yell at him. Curse him. Spit at him. Take out her wand and blast him off the face of the earth. It was crushing guilt and relief and confusion all at once when he looked at Hermione Granger.

Hermione is determined to have her cake and eat it too. Since arriving at the Ministry, she’s been on an unswerving path to the top. When a workplace accident leaves her with Veela wings attached to her back, her plans are derailed. Why is this happening to her? And why is Draco so interested?

Sailor Moon loved Tuxedo Mask, and Tuxedo Mask loved Sailor Moon, and nothing in the whole world terrified Tsukino Usagi more. Written for Smutember2020

Hermione believes that every problem has a solution, and that solution can be found in a book. That is, until Draco starts sitting to her right every Friday. She has no answers until help comes in the form of an unlikely source: Ron Weasley. Written for Fluff Fest 2020. Dramione.

Inside her chest, in her heart, it was tight, longing, wanting. She wanted him to stay. The words were stuck in her throat and they stayed there up until all she could do was say it to an empty apartment. Aged-Up AU. Written for Smutember 2020.

COMPLETE. Hermione's 8th year at Hogwarts is already going to be difficult in the aftermath of the war, but is further thrown into upheaval when Headmistress McGonagall orders a re-sorting of all students to promote inter-house unity. But when the Sorting Hat sends Hermione to Ravenclaw with Draco - and without Harry or Ron - how will she cope? [EWE] Prevalent alchemy.

A Muggle AU: two intellectual idiots fighting over a classroom.

When they first remembered, Mamoru had immediately broken up with her. They hadn't known they had a past life. Or two. They hadn't known that they were cursed. A 'Break Up Arc Is Real' Angstfest written for Smutember 2020.

A story where Mamoru is feeling pretty hunted by a certain alien and in a moment of panic he kisses Usagi to make a point to his stalker. He didn't know Usagi was already in love with him, nor that she's Sailor Moon, nor that she would totally agree to do anything to protect him, including (but not limited to) pretending to date him for an indefinite amount of time...

A selection of nsfw stories exploring the adult side of Usagi and Mamoru's relationship

“Tall? That’s what you think I should notice about Malfoy? His height?” Ginny quirked an eyebrow and licked the tip of her quill suggestively. ”Well, isn’t that your thing? Lockhart. Krum. McLaggen. Ron. The only thing they have in common is being tall enough to give me a neck ache.” Dramione Height Differences Minifest 2020.

Usagi has a part time job, and it's about to get interesting. One shot first season AU, UsaMamo

A companion story to Wait and Hope told from Theo's POV! In this story we will see more of Nott Manor's haunted halls, Blaise's poor attempts at flirting, his even worse attempts at Seeing, Draco pining for his own wife, and Pansy generally being in favor of her friends getting laid. This story can be enjoyed with or without having read Wait and Hope!

"Harry," Hermione began, voice very controlled, but she could feel the blade of panic slicing at her vocal cords. "Why was Draco Malfoy just screaming bloody murder about his," and the word almost strangled her as she said it, "wife?"

Will they or won't they? Oh, they will. Fluff for when you need it. Romantic short stories, multiple pairings, mostly Dramione but some by request. Includes Bachelorette, Reunion, and The Real World: Hogwarts series.

What if Usagi and Mamoru had long been together when Usagi stumbled over a cat with a bandaid on her kitty forehead? Written for Beej88 in the UsaMamo Spring Exchange 2k20.

"It's easy to be ready for forever when that only means one night, Draco." The night that the world is ending, Draco Malfoy appears at Hermione Granger's door, one year after their breakup. Dramione Oneshot, post-Hogwarts

Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Spring Break in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!

The adverse effects of unknowingly imbibing Babbling Beverage while intoxicated include the urge to chatter incessantly, dizziness, short-term memory loss, and spilling your secrets to a fake version of Draco Malfoy.

Some girls got hearts and love and body positivity, and an everlasting supply of chocolates. Some girls got…Quidditch tickets. Hermione Granger's about to meet the temptation of her life: a man who wants to give her all of the above. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Romantic comedy. 2019 Dramione-Duet Fest entry.

Published in 1862 by Lady Apollonia Nott, Courting Customs Most Sacred is the comprehensive text for any pureblood family seeking to arrange suitable matches for their children. It's also patently ridiculous and not at all appropriate for the modern era of dating. It is certainly not how one should woo Hermione Granger, at any rate.

Usagi is fed up with pining after Tuxedo Mask for 4 years now, and decides to take some unconventional actions. She's done with this shit, wants to live a little, and also maybe get some pointers. Meanwhile, Mamoru has been pining for Usagi even longer than that. Guess who she goes to ask for help? A classic "Teach Seduction" trope story with a clichee love square twist.

He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.

Hermione is determined to give meaningful Christmas gifts to everyone in her Ministry department. Everyone. Even that anti-social arse Malfoy. DHr Advent 2019.

REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely

"So tell me," Minako demanded sternly, standing accusingly in her door. "Why exactly is your first instinct when falling head over panties for a guy to try and set him up with Ami!" - A RomCom Written For Queen Risa in the Fall In Love Fanfic Exchange 2019

Draco finds himself living a Muggle lifestyle, up to and including purchasing a smartphone and using a dating app made for Muggle-borns and Half-bloods. There, he stumbles upon the profile of the last witch he had ever expected to find. (Inspired by one of my earlier works, Vibrations. Also inspired by Tinder lmao).

"Let me be clear about something tonight, Granger. You're the only woman I've ever wanted. It's always been you." Draco steps in the fireplace, drops the Floo powder, and disappears in a burst of green flames.

Mamoru meets her in his dreams. Sometimes, rarely, there was a week or two in between where he didn't. Those were the worst. Those were the times where he was terrified he'd gotten better and the hallucinations stopped and he would never see her again. Multichapter fic written for Smutember 2019.

The latest in magical advancements is an enchantment that reveals romantic compatibility. Effectively eliminating uncertainty from dating, the charm's Hermione Granger-approved calculation of traits and preferences is a foolproof method of determining whether or not you've found The One. It's also, for Hermione, positively dreadful news. Dramione, post-war, soulmate AU. COMPLETE.

"You are at St. Mungo's. You were in a coma." He looks me over again, taking a pause. "I am a Healer here now," he says, like it explains something. My fingers stretch, drifting across his sleeve. He looks down, like I've thrown mud at him. Forcing my vocal chords together for the first time, I whisper, "What's your name?"

But Usagi wanted those pretty, lovely hands to— "Choke me." Whoops, didn't mean to say that aloud. Written for Smutember Sailor Moon Addition! (Non-Explicit though!)

Harry Potter is dead. In the aftermath of the war, in order to strengthen the might of the magical world, Voldemort enacts a repopulation effort. Hermione Granger has an Order secret, lost but hidden in her mind, so she is sent as an enslaved surrogate to the High Reeve until her mind can be cracked. COMPLETE.

Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.

A love story between Draco Malfoy and his socks. Oh, and his girlfriend is there too.

A pining-heavy first season aged up multi-chapter AU written for MamoUsa Week 2019. Usagi had been in love with Tuxedo Mask since she was 17. Mamoru, on the other hand, was her life's biggest confusion. And sometimes, it seemed to her as though he really needed some very serious reminding that he thought she had cooties.

Series of UsaMamo one-shots written based on prompts provided by MamoUsaWeek on Tumblr. It's a box of chocolates! You never know what you're going to get! Valentines (fluff), Date Night (light angst/fluff), Harvard AU (angst), Usagi's Birthday (pregnancy), Fight and Make Up (break up arc).

She'd been carefully instructed not to trust him. To keep far, far away. And she'd succeeded! For about a year that is... The first time they had sex in costume had almost been an accident. (Secret Relationship in a sexy Aged Up First Season AU, anyone?)

Serena, young mother, is feeling like she's reached a point in her life that is the same thing over and over again. What happens when she gets dolled up, goes to a bar alone? Read and find out! Rated M for serious Lemonade!

Sequel to "The Right Thing to Do" - Draco's POV.

After a horrible accident that left Mamoru orphaned at six-years-old, he happened to encounter a bright-eyed, blonde-haired four-year-old in the hospital. What if it wasn't just one encounter? What if they'd remained friends? AU/No Senshi/angsty fluff ahead!

He really shouldn't be here. He knew this. And if he was honest with himself, he wasn't one hundred percent sure how he ended up standing underneath Usagi's window to begin with. Written for the 2019 UsaMamo Fanwork Exchange.

Draco should have known better than to get involved with one of Granger's notorious experiments for the Department of Mysteries. In any case, he'd never view portkeys the same way. Written for Strictly Dramione's Valentines Smut Fest.

Tsukino Usagi at the wonderful age of 20, in the midst of her university career, finds herself falling hard and fast for Chiba Mamoru. And she has no clue what to do about it. A slow (and somewhat painful) account of Tsukino Usagi's attempt at building up the courage to shoot her shot.

It has become common knowledge that Hermione Granger cannot have an orgasm. Many have tried, none have succeeded. Can Draco Malfoy offer his assistance? / 8th Year AU - Complete

She turned around quickly, her hand still on the door handle, but the mischievous look was back in her eyes. "Don't you worry about a thing, Sere. I've got everything under control." Written for the 4 authors, 1 trope challenge.

Hermione works in Gringotts' Records Department when Draco Malfoy comes on staff as a curse-breaker. His icy presence drags up memories she's desperate to move on from and forget. She tries to ignore him, but every time she sees him, she feels chilled to the bone. Dhr Advent 2018.

At the Ministry's Christmas Masquerade, the enchanted mistletoe branches are fun in theory... A grumpy Hermione resigns herself to standing alone and un-harassed, watching Draco Malfoy enjoy himself, and decidedly NOT thinking about what an excellent shag he'd been.

Usagi gets the taste of the city single life, including staying in a fancy apartment rent free. What could possibly - possibly - go wrong?

When Mamoru rents out a room in his apartment, he knew from the first moment she was the worst possible choice of a roommate. That literally anyone would have been less loud, less chaotic, less prone to let all his belongings go up in flames. But he wasn't going to admit it was not his head that had made the decision, or that he was thinking about her way too much, or... Shit.

The Library of Alexandria is not for just any witch or wizard. Many bookworms may try but few are permitted to pass through its doors. The books residing there are ancient and powerful and, if one happens to make a mistake, the consequences can be rather— novel. COMPLETE.

No one knows what happened to Draco Malfoy in the final battle, but, when his portrait shows up at Harry Potter's house, it's readily assumed he didn't make it. Hermione's perspective on the wizard starts to change as she learns more about who he really was. The more she knows, the more tragic his apparent demise seems to be. EWE Dramione

“Hermione,” he said in a strained voice, ”please don’t take offense by how blunt I’m about to be, but I’m honestly afraid that if I explain this with any type of subtlety it will somehow continue to elude you. I am trying to seduce you. I have been trying to seduce you for over two years.”

A sequel to A Slow Cruel Descent. The War is over. Voldemort is dead. And Hermione Granger is broken. COMPLETE.

Mamoru runs into a now grown-up Odango Atama. Can he convince her to give him a second chance? Or are they doomed to be enemies for the rest of their lives?

Real heroes never quit. Real villains never die. Dramione with ensemble cast, post-war, espionage AU. COMPLETE.

Following the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione Granger has devoted her career to the rights of magical beings and works reluctantly with the sardonic ministry lobbyist, Draco Malfoy. But there is ancient magic at work in the aftermath of the War and its consequence will be severe if Hermione fails to look up from her legislation and notice it. COMPLETE.

Hermione felt the pounding in her ears again. She would see him for the first time since the Great Hall, gaunt and stricken at the Slytherin table with his mother clutching his arm. She hadn't meant to look for him. Not in the corridors, not beneath the white sheets of the fallen, not on the way to the Chamber of Secrets with Ron, but she was a stupid girl.

Life's pretty hard when you've been in love with your best friend for six years. Even harder when you hear one of HER best friends talking about how the guy you're insanely jealous of is about to make his move...UsaMamo AU. Lots of sexy, jealous, pining fluff, ahead!

A date on Valentine's that has to go right...A three-parter that was written for the Valentine's Day UsaMamo Fanwork Exchange via Tumblr. Fluff and lots of nervous Mamoru thrown into the mix.

Non-Senshi AU. Usagi and Mamoru get stuck in an elevator, and you play mouse for this little fluff-fest. My little twist: The title dictates the frame. This fic will take place in 11 hours. In that elevator. You could say I'm trying my hand at intimate theatre, if you will. Enjoy.

It had taken nothing short of a miracle to get her into Azabu - barely passing grades, an extraordinary letter of recommendation and her father's check-writing hand. Now she realizes, heart hammering in her chest, this is most undoubtably a monumental mistake. UsaMamo, High School AU

"What are you doing?" he asked, huskily. - She chuckled. "Breakfast? Or, trying to?" - He brought his mouth to her ear. "Can you do me, instead?" he whispered with his lips against the shell of her ear, and it's the most risky thing he ever said to her, but it makes her gasp. ... ...So... this is me experimenting with lemons. Mature content - obviously.

After a close brush with the Death Eaters, Hermione awakens blinded and on the run with a familiar snarky Slytherin. In hiding, Hermione and Draco must find a way to survive - and somehow thwart a plot that could alter their very world. Dramione, post-DH, COMPLETE.

Usagi has some very specific demands of Mamoru after Rei accidentally sees him naked, and things get...well...heated. Takes place after the events of Episode 136. Sweet, funny, sexy UsaMamo fluffy one-shot.

Serena is the queen of the Romulens. Darien is the king of the Valcors. Both vampire clans are at war with each other. Just when Darien and his forces are about to win, he meets a women who will change his life forever, the only catch is that she's his sworn enemy.

The Death Eaters are an outlaw motorcycle club run by Tom Riddle, a notoriously ruthless leader who works the brotherhood into high stakes criminal activity after the death of their previous president. Draco Malfoy is heir to the throne, but his life abruptly changes when fate lands him in the hands of a young doctor. Dramione, muggle AU. COMPLETE.

Hermione Granger comes to Hogwarts to teach a much needed Biology curriculum to the students. Draco Malfoy, the Potions teacher, doesn't approve of the sex ed. A bet ensues. Who will come out victorious? Rated M for lemons. COMPLETE. ****FIRST PLACE: BEST FLUFF/HUMOR 2017 Dramione Awards***

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning... When Hermione Granger wakes up in bed next to her co-worker, Draco Malfoy, and can't remember the night before, you know something magical is responsible. Mystery-comedy-romance-magical creature mating (Veela). Dramione/DHr. 2014 Smutty-Claus Fest entry. COMPLETE!

Finding herself suddenly alone, Usagi moves to Tokyo where she has to attend a new high school. Although she quickly finds friends, she can't help feeling that they know something about her that she doesn't. Even weirder, the reclusive school bad boy, Mamoru Chiba, seems to have taken a particular interest in her. Usagi isn't sure how she's going to survive this year. (AU)

Geeky Edward Cullen is dumped by his high school sweetheart...alone...in a parking lot...with an engagement ring in his pocket. To avoid looking pathetic at his parents' New Years celebration, he enlists the help of his beautiful, and mysterious friend Bella to pose as his girlfriend. Hilarity ensues.

What happens when Usagi stumbles across Mamoru having a little fun in his dorm room? And, more importantly, why does he seem to think he's dreaming? OneShot, Explicit

Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.

He was a Prince of Power. She was a Princess with her own collection of playful conquests bent on gaining peace at any price. With nothing else worth winning they engaged in a tryst of seduction trying to see which one would fall first. COMPLETE. (Newly Edited with Add-ons 2018)

This was not how she had imagined her year would end.

Draco Malfoy was in love with Hermione Granger. He didn't know it. She didn't know it. But Blaise Zabini, boy did he ever know it. 7th Year Dramione AU from Blaise's perspective.

From a prompt: "I sneaked in to this huge house party for some free food but you asked me how I knew the host and the first excuse I could think of was that I'm dating their sibling, so basically I just lied to you about going out with you" I changed it a little and took these two dorks into a full-blown college AU because I can.

"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.

Bella's found a creative way to use her degree, and it's going great. Until Eddie Masen crosses her desk.

I leaned forward and smirked at the little vixen in my arms. "You're holding back, Granger," I murmured in her ear. She threw her head back in laughter, wrapping her arms tighter around my neck. "Shut up and dance with me, Malfoy." Dramione Songfic to WALK THE MOON's Shut Up and Dance.

Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.

Part 1 of Time Eternal Series. When Zoisite finds out Tuxedo Mask's identity, he directly attacks Mamoru in his apartment with the intention of killing him but an unexpected time warp throws both Zoisite and Mamoru 5 years into the future. How will Mamoru react to his own unexpected future? And who is that blonde sleeping in his bedroom? Past and Future will collide. Usagi/Mamoru

These are just snippets, flashes, sweet moments of Usagi and Mamoru at their most intimate. These are not confined to any season, nor chronological. Mature Content.

After three years of a mundane, sexless existence and far too much wine, our favourite brunette happens upon the magic equivalent of a sex line. There, an intriguing, deliciously devilish caller manages to pique her interest. It's all fun and anonymous, u

Draco Malfoy is a body-double for hire on film. His newest co-star, called in to act out a steamy bedroom scene with him, turns out to be Hermione Granger, the bane of his school days... but it's not as bad as he'd expected, actually. Dramione sexy comedy-romance. Feat. Sirius Black, Percy Weasley. Alternate Universe. Hawthorn & Vine 2014 Reverse Challenge Fest entry. COMPLETE!

"What in the name of bloody Merlin are you doing?" "I don't see how that is any concern to you, ferret." "It is tonight." "Why would that be, Mr. Malfoy?" "Because, Granger, you are standing at the edge of a cliff." Dramione, Oneshot

Sequel to Stark Raving Mad but can be read alone. "She was leaving him." In a world turned to chaos, the female third of the Golden Trio makes a decision that ends up tearing her and her lover apart. How will her possessive Slytherin cope in her absence? On which side do his loyalties really lie? Dramione two-shot, rated M for language, violence and adult content.

Take one Christmas party, a cocky, overzealous Gryffindor, a bushy-haired bookworm and an arrogant, possessive, platinum blond Slytherin, who may or may not be a jealous git. Now, mix them all together and what do you get? One hell of a headache! Dramione one-shot, rated M for language and adult content. SEQUEL POSTED!

Serena was a hired assassin, until one night when a job of hers goes horribly wrong. Due to the sins she's committed she is to spend an eternity in hell. But when the Lord of the Underworld becomes interested in her, is it really hell?

A series of one shots following Usagi during her first semesters of college trying to live a normal life after defeating Galaxia, getting ready to rule the world and dealing with Mamoru-Baka who keeps showing up everywhere! U/M Fun, light and happy.

The name's Malfoy. Draco Malfoy. Ex-Death Eater, proud father, husband to the brightest witch of their age, and nothing less than the best Auror for the job. WARNING: MATURE! Cover image by nonidipriv (deviantART).

Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.

They were best friends since childhood but he's always kept one secret from her. Yet when she falls in love with him as Tuxedo Kamen & the Senshi begin to investigate her,more will come out than any imagined.

"Comparatively, he was a wolf and she was a sparrow." A story without an ending, but a story nonetheless. A story about Firewhiskey, tea, and murder. Dramione one-shot. Warfic.

The lines between boss and employee, human and immortal, hero and damsel, coworker and lover, and right and wrong are about to become very blurry for Edward and Bella. Comedy/Romance/Drama

Draco and Hermione love each other. Really. Who cares if they argue all the time? Isn't that what couples do? They fight like cats and dogs, nag like hens, and shag like rabbits! Hell, they might as well use that counter for something... WARNING: MATURE!

Hermione has a series of vivid dreams about Draco Malfoy after taking anti-malarial medication. Can she reconcile the real Draco with the one she sees when she sleeps?

Writing to offer a bit of home to a soldier overseas, she discovers words can bind a friendship. Lonely in war torn Europe, he finds hope in letters from a stranger. What happens when the war is over?

Edward Cullen can't find something that's very important to him...his wang. But that's what happens when you are 363 pounds. Bella Swan is his only chance to live a real life and find what's missing and so much more. No angst, a tiny bit of drama. Rated M

Usagi doesn't believe Mamoru would actually have feelings for her. And Mamoru would do anything to prove his love. So... Usagi gives him a list. First Season. Will be Waffy.

With the help of his nurse, a man tries to put the pieces of his life back together. Will he be happy once the puzzle pieces fit, or will he wish his memories had remained a mystery?

Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.

High School for geeky Edward was a nightmare of mistakes, missed opportunities & insecurity issues. Six years later when fate hands him a second chance, will he know how to take it? Or will the insecure boy inside rear his head again? AH, E&B, Canon pairs

"That incident, their first kiss, always reminded her of a car crash; people often described how they could recall every moment before and every moment after, but the impact itself was lost or hazy, like when you find a new bruise and can't remember where it came from. And Hermione could genuinely remember every detail that followed the impact. Every detail." Dramione. One-shot.

Bella drove past every day…curious, frustrated, repressed and longing. Secretly needing something, but too afraid to ask. Until one day, she wasn't.

Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.

"He would've known her silhouette in a room made of shadows." A ghost story that's not about ghosts at all. Dramione one-shot. EWE.

Dear Wishes for You, My name is Riley Biers and I'm nine years old. Soon, very soon I'll leave behind my mom because I have terminal cancer. I write to you today and this is my wish... Rated M for language

"Granger, I can't hire you on any longer," Draco said. Hermione stared at him. Losing her job might actually mean losing the War, and she had to bargain, but there was literally nothing she had that he would want. Or was there?

Seven years later, and she's there. Right there. Seven years of questions and scribbling her name onto parchment, and she's close enough to touch, close enough to grab her hand, like he should have the first time. Warfic. 6 years post-Hogwarts. One-shot.

The only one with memories of the past, Usagi is plagued by what Serenity used to have. It is rated M for a reason.

"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.

A series of post-episode oneshots following Mamoru and Usagi through the 3rd season Supers . Includes poker games, bribery by chocolate, French toast, prophetic dreams of the world's impending demise, and lots and lots and lots of bickering.

"Are you ready?" she asked. Draco brushed the back of his hand against her forehead before tracing it down her cheek. "I was ready the moment you came back into my life, Granger. Are you ready?" "With you," she whispered, "I'm ready for anything."

'"They tore her apart and then wiped me out of her mind to send me a message. To mess up my life. To break..." he trailed off. Blaise nodded his head with understanding. "To break your heart," he finished for him.' Dramione. One-shot.

He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.

Darien's just itching to give Serena her Christmas present… 100% angst-free. I swear.

Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC

Bella has a secret. But how long can she really keep it in the closet? A sexy little story with humor and drama. ExB, AH, and OOC. Rated M dirty language and content of a sexual nature.

Little scenes from Darien and Serena's life. 1 Heh...Darien on socks. 2. Bed problems. 3. Messy house. 4 Beach sand and peeling skin. 5. Saturday morning anime. 6. First trip alone. 7. Cat naps 8. Delivery. 9. On showers. 10. Housewife 11. New Arrival.

Dramione one-shot. No plot. This one-shot is pure smut with extreme fantasy and content. Present for Masha. Rated M for a reason.

Some say that love is a battlefield, but for Draco, it might as well be a Quidditch field. And if only Hermione were a Quaffle, he would score with her. If she wanted him to play Chaser, then, by Salazar, he would stop at nothing to win. WARNING: MATURE!

Just one night, just for fun, no strings and no expectations. Simple things never stay that way.

Edward is a successful defense attorney living in LA. He lives a lonely, predictable life. But one day, he wakes up in an unfamiliar house, in an unfamiliar room with Bella laying next to him. Will he ever want to wake up from this dream? AH EPOV

All Human. Edward Cullen was a loner, an outcast. He clearly hated everybody, including himself. He was not a nice person. So, why was I so drawn to him? And why did I get the crazy feeling he felt the same way?

A jealous Mamoru? Usagi trying to strip in front of Mamoru to prove a point? What the? This is a strange but downright romantic collection of one-shots and drabbles that will either make you laugh, cry or say "aw"! All focusing on U/M

A bride-to-be runs away in a moment of panic. What do the stormy woods hold for her? Written for the Showers to Flowers contest. A collab with celesticbliss.

Cinderella rewrite. Because fifteen minutes isn't always enough time to fall in love, a Fairy Godmother isn't a genie, and even a prince has to prove himself.

Bella goes clubbing every Saturday night to forget about her hot, but mean boss, the CEO of Cullen Advertising, Edward Cullen. What happens when she drunk dials her boss and what does Edward really think of Bella? Dirty Edward AU/AH Two-Shot

These are a collection of oneshots revolving around Usagi and Mamoru. As per usual fluff. Short Summary at the begining of each story.

It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.

3/35. Short individual pieces written for the anniversary challenge of LJ's usako mamoru community. Genres & ratings will vary

Outtake scenes from Economics, I posted them at LJ but I think like 5 people actually read it there, so I'm putting it here! M ones are at Livejournal only. Characters and themes vary, but all set in the "Economics" universe with those characters.

Mina and Kenneth...mostly Mina...are throwing the Christmas bash of the century. It's unclear, however, if any of their friends will make it to the party. Four little vignettes. Not gonna lie, these are fluffy/cheesy as hell. AU, Senshi/Shitennou.

Totally AU. MinaxKunz. Sometimes art doesn't pay the bills. Sometimes something else does. Sometimes this causes problems in the most solid of relationships. Welcome to adulthood. All characters will appear except Ami b/c she is getting her own story!

Darien is a werewolf and the Alpfa in his pack. Serenity is a werewolf who lost her memories. And what? They are soulmates?

New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.

Serenity will do anything to escape the caged life her torturous stepfather has created for her. To taste freedom she would even ruin her own reputation. Lord Endymion is known for bragging about his many conquests. He becomes her only hope.

Her music entranced the entire world, but she herself entranced the most dangerous and darkest creature of all time. But would his darkness eventually overshadow her light? SD VampFic. Just gotta love 'em.

Rei Hino was just a girl with a brand new job and a handsome though jerky new boss. Will she survive all that Mother Nature throws her? Grab yourself a bottle of nasal spray and come read! EPILOGUE UP.

AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.

After 10 years of peace, fate once again brings Darien Shields into the life of a very annoyed Serena Tsukino. But Serena is no longer the impressionable and naive girl she once was and most importantly- this time she's the one in charge... or is she?

How many ways is there to seduce a man? After dating Ren for almost a year with no action, Kyoko does a little research. Lemon

Serena, a prisoner from Earth, finds herself on a planet where love between her, a servant and Darien, the king is prohibited. How far will they go to be together? What will they lose in the process? Final Chapter!

Bella is a school librarian leading a naughty secret life. Edward is a history teacher with a naughty obsession. If he could only see what is right in front of his face... AU/AH - Rated M for Hot LEMONS! Each chapter alternates POV's

REVISED. When our 5 heroines sign up for a charity date auction, they think they're getting a simple romantic evening. But when they're bid on by high school enemies, neurotic millionaires, and popular frat-boys, they find themselves in over their heads.

After shopping with Raye, Serena wants to show off her new purchases to Darien. However, she's got a few naughty tricks up her sleeve... SxD ONESHOT

Humor, romance, healing and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story. "A funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.

It’s how close she was to kissing him. It’s how close he was to getting the best Christmas present ever. And it’s how close he is to going crazy. A Christmas oneshot.

Serenity's peaceful village is attacked by monsters of the night. Forced to flee, she finds herself deep within the darkest part of the forest, where a man shrouded in darkness lives. Terrified more will die, she and the others must hope for his help.

Usagi has been in love with Mamoru for the longest time. On his last night in Japan, she finally decides to take a chance on him... AU

Granger, there's nothing special about Christmas. Christmas doesn't exist for us!" "How very sad."-Draco Malfoy has never had a real Christmas and Hermione Granger has taken it upon herself to give him his first real Christmas. Dramione. COMPLETE!

From the time she decided to attend Osaka, Mizuki began to change Sano's life. A series of one-shots featuring Izumi x Mizuki, using the 30 Kisses livejournal themes. Please note that "Missing Him" and "Lost in Her" are also part of the 30 kisses set.

Because Kuu wants to know when Kyouko will be his legal daughter. Because the managers have been planning this all along. Because sometimes all you need is a gentle shove. RenxKyouko. LAST CHAPTER IS UP!

Darien and Serena were sure that they couldn't stand each other... until someone brought up the idea of drunken Twister at a party. Some compromising situations have them questioning what they always believed to be a hate-hate relationship.

Entry for Summer of Smut One-shot Contest: A beautiful woman is taken captive by a sexy bartender while on vacation. They become consumed in a night of...ahem...fun. Smut, OF COURSE. Rated M for mature themes, lemons, profanity...etc.

After college, best friends Bella, Rosalie and Alice have a run-in with their past. . .and maybe their future? All human, AU. Rated M. Nominated at the Twilight Awards, All-Human AU Incomplete, for Best Romance & Best Edward Characterization

And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Lots of lemons!

Serena Tsukino finds herself at work on a particular Saturday, which is extremely unfortunate because she had intended to avoid her boss, Darien Shields, on Valentine's Day. And then she discovers a little surprise, one which isn't entirely pleasant...

Sometimes you're a hag in a nymph's body, and sometimes you're just a witch trying to hide the nymph in you... DMHG. Post-DH disregarding epilogue. Written for an exchange, see prompt inside.

The-Boy-Who-Almost-Died has to figure out what it means that he didn't. Harry's tumultuous 5th year at Hogwarts is Cedric's 7th and final. Bound together by shared trauma, both boys fall under Ministry suspicion ... Who is Cedric Diggory? Cedric!Lives AU

AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!

Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?

There is another part of our world a secret society where fairy's and werewolves exist. Serena is a rare pixie on a Mission to bring the most natorious werewolf pack down. But infamous wolf leader, Darien, has other ideas.

It's a game of life, love, and morals...It all begins when a seventeen yearold Serena sets her sights on her 25 year old Math Teacher Mr. Shields...illegal and sexy, this story brings about a true reality with interesting romantic curves.

Warning: severe eyelash tangling!

In a world where Selene's descendants have built an immoral kingdom, one princess is born with the power to set things right. When her faked death is used as an excuse to start a war, Princess Serenity, disguised as a man, vows to change everything. FIN

Serena Tsukino thought Matt was the most adorable male to come into her agency in years.And when the towheaded tyke’s mother suddenly disappeared, Serena found herself his unexpected guardian. But then Darien Shields showed up to claim his longlost nephew

Married to each other by force, Serena and Darien have each taken a silent vow. Through heated arguments to searing passion, will they break their silent vow and find love, or will the marriage remain unconsummated? Read more to find out For historical lo

When an overzealous suitor threatens Serenity's safety, her father has no choice but to send her to the one place no one would ever think to look: Earth. But no one expecst what happens when she meets Endymion or the reprecussions of it all.

COMPLETE!She was born by moonlight, and he was created by the night. To save his very humanity she offers a gift that is as ancient as time. Love…but will it come with a price that he is no longer certain he can pay? Please R.R SerenityEndymion

Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.

Usagi finds herself in dire need of some cash and only Mamoru and Motoki can help. First Season Romance. Complete!

It's not so easy being the daughter of eternally young NeoQueen Serenity and NeoKing Endymion...especially when they refuse to behave in front of you.

Serena thinks she may be falling in love with her boss, the only problem is they've never met in person! But each conversation brings them closer...can Serena face him when the time is right, or will she chicken out? R&R pls! REVISED! YAY!

A blast from the past when four infants show up after a battle and Serena and Darien can't keep their hands off one another despite the fact that they hate each other.......SD MK AZ LN RJ

From the glittering ballrooms of a once forgotten moon palace to the mysterious Cienna tribes of Earth, comes an epic story that will test the boundries of human passion, intrigue and everlasting love!

Prince Endymion kidnaps Princess Serenity for she has what he wants, but she is not willing to sign it over, even if it means her freedom.

AU OneShot. Be my bad boy, be my man, be my weekend lover but don't be my friend. Be my bad boy but understand that I don't need you again.

My rendition of the end of Manga 18, from Mamoru's POV. A little sap for VDay. Enjoy!

Darien and Serena have found a strange point of agreement. They both hate kissing. Unfortunately this sentiment does not hold up after an unexpected moment at Andrew's party...

[complete]This is a one shot. Been sitting on my shelf. Its just a short blurd of humor between UsaMamo

A snapshot of Mamoru's thoughts when Usagi asks him a dangerous question. First season, 2nd person POV. Maybe not a oneshot after all.

Serena discovers Darien's love for her moments before death claims him, along with her closest friends. Now, the power of the Silver Crystal has returned their lives to them, but it's up to her to reclaim their love as well.

[COMPLETE] Alt reality. Usaig and her four friends are vampires, but nobody knows how they came to be, or what makes them so special.

Mamoru receives a Christmas card from Usagi and wants to get her something special in return, but her Christmas list is full of impossible wishes. A little love and imagination can go a long way.

Through a lucky hand of cards, Darien wins Serena as his slave for a week. Can he use the opportunity to win her heart as well? Complete.

Serena is a Uni student and Darien is a Uni professor both live a normal life until night falls and then who knows what goes underneath the covers? And complex love triangles are formed. COMPLETED!

Mamoru stumbles upon Usagi spinning in a hidden meadow. First season, one shot.

Serenity is under a dilemma...a goddess a prisoner of a mortal...unheard! Yet Serenity became a prisoner of a powerful arrogant mortal prince who will have the porblem of dealing with a goddess in his hands. Will Cupid shoot his arrows? FINISHED

Darien had never found anything to equal his passion for art, until he met Usagi...

In this three part story, Mamoru receives a bump to the head and reverts back to his Endymion persona. And guess who he recognizes right off the bat. More sugar and fluff and sweet, sticky gooiness than you can shake a stick at! Hilarity will ensue.

My experiment in "written musicals." In this, Darien does some "Singing and Dancing in the Rain." Hilarity, of course, must ensue. I mean, it is Darien, singing and dancing in the rain.

Chap. 16 Finale! Rei and Jadeite pairing. Rei is kidnapped and brought to Jed, but things go wrong. What will the two do when they discover their growing affection for each other, yet don't know who each other are?

International gallery owner Darien Chiba wants to display only the brightest talents in his gallaries. However, his latest discovery, a lovely glass artisan named Serena Kyle, proves to be a bit difficult, and their mutual desire makes this business pa

Based loosely on the myth of Persephone and Hades: the Princess of light must descend into the underworld to grow in pain and love. [DemandoUsa]

Minako sets up Usagi to get a modelling job which pisses of Mamoru - ONE SHOT -

Princess Serenity, the most feared princess of all ... why? Well, let's just say she is a mischievious one and scared of most of her suitors. Now, Prince Endymion comes into the picture ... is he the one that can convince her that not all men are bad?

AU--Unlike other children, Serena's was not filled with happy memories. Enter Darien Shields. Handsome, intelligent, and rich--he's everything she ever wanted. Can Serena set her past behind and move on to a future with Darien? [FINISHED]

My first and so far, only, Christmas fic. Has been pretty popular so far, but I'll let you decide for yourself. And hoo-daddy, does hilarity ensue in this fic!

My first shortie (which isn't that short)! In this first season romance/comedy, Darien and Serena have a run in that leaves Darien and a nagging little voice off-kelter for the rest of the day.

He was of a dark, ancient and nameless race on the verge of extinction, she was a mortal thriving on the beauty of the world...meeting on a night of horror, they would weave a web of desire and passion more fulfilling than anything in the world...

COMPLETE In this story, Serena and Darien are normal everyday people. Serena is a bartender and Darien is one of her customers. She gives him a little advise on his love life. Will he follow it?

[COMPLETE] Serena can’t remember what happened before dawn that morning. But things have changed, her world has been turned upside down, and nothing quite makes sense the way it used to.

Usagi is a leading Surgeon in New York. She loves her job, she loves her home and she loves her family and friends. She lives a quiet but peaceful life. The only disturbance, Mamoru Chiba. A lawyer who, is intent on making her work life a living hell

a dark fic. usagi has a meeting with mamoru and sparks fly. rated for sexual content and violence. r/r! usa/mamoru

What if Sailor Moon never existed? How would Serena and Darien meet then...Meet Serena, a lovely young school teacher volunteering at Crossroads Central Hospital. There she meets Dr. Devastating, Darien Shields. Can romance bloom between two unlikely i