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Joined 11-10-05, id: 928530, Profile Updated: 03-11-15
Author has written 21 stories for Tales of Symphonia, Legend of Zelda, Dream Saga:, Fruits Basket, Final Fantasy VII, Animal Crossing, and Super Smash Brothers.

EDIT - March 11, 2015

It took forever and a day, but I've FINALLY got my game on Steam.

"I am the vine, you are the branches; he who abides in Me and I in him, he bears much fruit, for apart from Me you can do nothing."
-John 15:5, NASB

The Lord is my Shepherd and I am but a sheep. He is my inspiration and the source of all my creativity. And, really, I should give Him more credit. I never would have gotten anywhere as far as I am now in my fanfics without Him, and while not everything I write is necessarily 'holy', He helps me keep my attitude positive and my comedy light-hearted. For that, I am grateful. I hope that, even if you don't agree with my ideals, you can enjoy my works.

Other Sites I'm on:

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Twitter account -

(Hiatus) Legend of Zelda Based Project - The Legend of Zelda: The Staff of Gamelon

Totally Messed/Whacked/Bizarre Fans

I am working on rewriting Totally Messed, for any of you fans out there have actually stuck around all these years. Chapters 1-10 can be found in the following links: Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, Chapter Five (Part 1), Chapter Five (Part 2), Chapter Six, Chapter Seven (Part 1), Chapter Seven (Part 2), Chapter Eight (Part 1), Chapter Eight (Part 2), Chapter Nine, Chapter Ten (Part 1), Chapter Ten (Part 2)

The rewrite can also be found on

Totally Bizarre Related Pictures:
Totally Bizarre's Movie Poster (sort of)
Aryll is Totally Bizarre (by a friend of mine)
Link's New Rival
A Portrait of Link's Family

Lgend of Zelduhhh: Lydia's Boogers (Animated, kinda, not really) Part One Part Two
Lgend of Zelduhhh: the Plott's Rvenege (Also animated, kinda, not really) Part One Part Two

The Butler's Son (Manga):

Whatever Happened to the Fourth Piece of the Triforce?

The Hunt of Orchid Village (Demo for a game I'm making in RPG Maker VX Ace):

Trailer for Full Game

An LP of said game, done by the super awesome EndlessXGaming Channel!:

Game on Steam:

Here's a Bio...because for some reason, you want to learn more about me...

Name: Like heck I'm telling you!

Gender: With a penname like "Cherry-sama", I dare you to guess.

Age: Like heck I'm telling you, again!

Favorite Colour: Blue.


Quote for the day (or so): "Oh yeah... Clothes... Humans wear those..." - Lazarus, a character from mah GAAAAAMMMEEEE!!

Fictions I'm procrastinating on: 'Tales of Advertisement', 'Tales of Symphonia Colours', 'Totally Bizarre', 'Please Leave a Message', and 'Messages in the Fruits Basket'.

Fictions I've finished: 'Colette and the 5 Gnomlettes', 'Genisella', 'Death by a Beauty Contest', 'Totally Messed', 'Totally Whacked', 'Will you be my Valentine?', 'Navi the Kokiri?' (the last chapter made all the other chapters worth it), 'Death by a Beauty Contest', '2100 ft.', 'Tales of Reversia', the 'Lgend of Zelduhhh' Series, and 'The Reason Why Kratos and Raine aren't married'.

Fictions I'm planing on making: 'Totally Screwed', and maybe 'Totally Pathetic'.

Fictions I've Deleted: Don't ask. There's a reason they were deleted.

I’ve never been a person that’s been able to pick an absolute favourite thing, or even “Top 10” or “Top 5” of anything. This applies to foods, movies, anime, TV shows, etc. Just limiting myself to a Top Whatever would mean that I would leave out so many others that were just below that list. So, instead of listing my “Top 10” Suchandsuch, I’m going to give you a list of personal recommendations, whether it be TV shows or comics. If you haven’t heard of one of them before (like a movie, for example) I will try and include a link to a Google image or website hosting said recommendation. With that said, I hope you enjoy.

List of Recommendations
(in no particular order)

The Vinyl Café – (Canadian Radio Show)
Let’s start off with something most of you have never heard about. The Vinyl Café is a radio show that I’ve been listening to even as a kid. Saturday mornings being dragged out by my dad to the mountains to ski were always made a bit better with this show. I enjoyed it as a kid. I enjoy it now. If you visit Canada anytime soon, see if you can find these at a CD store, because these are seriously worth a listen.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid – (Books recently made into Movies)
I remember strolling down the book store one day and flipping through the first few pages of this book, wondering why it was so popular. What I read was awesome, but since I’m not much of a reader, I put it down. That’s why I wanted to see the movie as soon as it came out. I’ve seen the first, second, and third movie, and my gosh, the person who wrote this was amazing. Not only that, but the actors they picked for the movie are all perfect for their roles. Anyone who has experienced middle school will enjoy these books/movies.

Pearls Before Swine – (Newpaper Comic Strip)
I’ve never been much of a reader, and that is why, to this day, the only part of the newspaper I read is the comics section. And, dang, even from the first day I saw this comic in the paper, it made me laugh. Pearls Before Swine is a comic with a simple drawings that really pack a punch. Steven Pastis is a GENIUS. Best part is? The entire cast (except for scattered characters) are all animals. The comic artist (Steven Pastis) does tend to joke about death a lot, which (for me, at least) actually makes death less scary. Overall it’s a good comic to read when you’re happy and a good comic to read when you’re depressed.

WT* Pokémon – (Online Webshow)
Because of my refusal to swear period, I have censored the one letter. Ahem. I loved Pokémon as a kid, games and anime, and it still holds a special place in my heart. …But that doesn’t mean it doesn’t have its flaws. This show covers the errors, logical mistakes, plot holes, and poor writing, and puts them into a bottom five worst points per episode. For Pokéfans young and old, this is a show to check out.

Legend of Zelda: the Wind Waker – (Videogame)
This is pretty much a given, since most of my fanfics are based off this, but Zelda is one of my favourite videogame series. If not the favourite. But I don’t know since I have a hard time picking favourites. Anyway, this was the first Legend of Zelda game I ever played and I could not have picked a better one. I like Majora’s Mask better, yes, but this game gets a bad rap for no reason. If Ocarina of Time is a classic, then this is a must play.

Twilight the Musical – (Youtube show, incomplete)
I’ve noticed a lot of people praise A Very Potter Musical, but tend to overlook this one, even though it came out first. Twilight the Musical has everything a parody should – good humour, good characters, good actors, and some pretty catchy songs too. I still catch myself singing ‘Forks, Washington’ more than I do ‘Get Back To Hogwarts’. Though the actor for Edward and Charlie do a pretty dang good job, my favourite is the actress for Jessica. She always cracks me up. For fans and haters alike, check out this undead musical!

Gunnerkrigg Court – (Webcomic)
As some of you know, I’m not much of a fanfiction writer as I am a comic artist. Over the years, I’ve developed high standards. With that said, Gunnerkrigg Court blows me away. The characters seem bland at first, but then slowly unravel layers and layers of depth. The art style is quirky and at times amazing. And I have never seen anything coming a mile away in this comic. That is hard to do. Won awards for good reason, go visit the page if you have time and maybe donate some cash since it’s the guy’s full time job.

Daria – (90’s Cartoon Show)
Everyone thinks High School is great. I thought so too, until I got there. It’s basically the exact same as Elementary and Middle School, except with more drugs and alcohol. I’ve come to dislike how movies make High School look like utopia—but that’s where Daria comes in. Daria, a show about Daria, is the most accurate portrayal of High School I have seen to date. The show’s witty, blunt, and takes some important issues head on. If they were going to have reruns of one show on TV, it should be Daria. Check it out if you’re in High School, or want to get a feel for what it will be like.

The Dreamland Chronicles – (Webcomic)
Like I said with Gunnerkrigg Court, I have high standards for comics. And honestly, this one is truly unique. The Dreamland Chronicles not only have fully 3D character models, but also complete 3D worlds for them to explore in. The visuals are amazing, the plot is unpredictable, and the characters aren’t half bad either. I think my favourite part about this story is how it flawlessly captures the sense of nostalgia. For me, at least. I’ve actually got three books of this comic lying around at home. Overall, a good adventure series.

Stray Love – (Deviantart Webcomic)
Like I said with the Dreamland Chronicles and Gunnerkrigg Court, I have high standards for comics. And I have never read a comic on deviantart that has impressed me. Until I read Stray Love. It gets a bit awkward at times, but it’s a light-hearted love story with interesting characters. If you’re into romantic comedy, this is the comic for you.

Gilligan’s Island – (Older TV Show)
Everyone of my uncle’s generation or older has heard of this show. Yet, surprisingly, not many young people have. Well, obviously, it’s a classic. The characters are quirky, quite a few witty lines, and though the set up is kinda depressing, they still make it light-hearted, I could go on. If you’ve never heard of it, you can probably find the first episode on Youtube, so watch it if you have time.

Princess Tutu Abridged – (Youtube show)
I do watch quite a few Abridged Series, but this one is probably my favourite though it’s surprisingly less known. This show I watched only going in with a basic knowledge of the plot and I ended up being a fan of the show and the original. Despite the title, Princess Tutu is actually one of the best animes I’ve ever watched. But my heart still lies with the Abridged Series for the voice actors and the characters. Oh snap!

Ouran High School Host Club – (Anime)
Probably one of the best animes I’ve ever watched. The characters are enjoyable, the premise is quirky, and it’s just, overall, funny. While there are scattered serious moments, the show doesn’t forget that it’s a comedy, and sticks mainly to humour. Another must watch. Quick tip, though: watch the anime in Japanese, but then watch the English Bloopers. You won’t regret it.

Tales of Symphonia – (Videogame)
The cover or the old fanfics of mine really don’t do this game justice. This game is amazing and has the best plot I have ever seen in any media. The characters are great, the plot is great, and the various plot twists keep you on edge. It gets pretty dark at times, but this game has many witty moments too that don’t make it too depressing. A must play.

When Ignorance Fails (Deviantart Webcomic, Incomplete)
This is actually a comic I rediscovered recently in my DA favourites. And, dang was it a good find. While it isn't utterly amazing per say, it's cute, it's quirky, and definitely worth a read. The only disadvantage is that it hasn't updated in forever. Oh well. Minor setback. Enjoy the fifty some that are posted.

Escaflowne (Anime)
One of my childhood animes, and one I'll not soon forget. Even years later, this show still amazes me. The characters, the writing, and even the English version does a good job. From the creators of Wolf's Rain, do not let this show slip by. This anime is everything a fantasy should be.

nightlight (Book)
If Twilight the Musical is the best Twilight Parody (which it is. It truly is,) then nightlight is the second place. I just love how Belle Goose's perspective, since she is absolutely insane. Of course, there are other great parts, but most of the hilarity comes from her narrative. After all, don't we all wish to go to Cat Heaven? Anyway, if you've got the time, look for this book in your local book store.

PeanutButterGamer (Youtuber)
Not as well known as he should be, most of these guys videos are hilarious. When he reviews a videogame, he always makes me laugh, even at horror games. (For those of you who don't know, I am the biggest sissy ever when it comes to horror, and thus, never watch/play anything from said category.) Though, the ones I like are his MySims reviews, since he absolutely can't stand those games. I also love his Hatoful Boyfriend review, his Yoshi Story review, and his Putt Putt review.Either way, if you want a good Youtube Channel to check out, then go get some PBJ--I mean PBG.

…Yeah, I sound like a TV Marketer at the end of most of these… But seriously, guys, check some of these out if you have time.

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FFX Remix! A story not to be taken seriously by Aki-No-Good reviews
Title speaks a thousand words. It's insane, and should not be taken seriously. Pairings include WakkaxSin, Tidusxtoaster...This is absolutely nuts.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/26/2015 - Published: 9/21/2005
Desolate Winds by ObsidianSickle reviews
The rise and fall of Ganondorf as a dictator is a story well known to the people of Hyrule. Yet, the story of his youth remains unknown. The Gerudo King's history is shared by one who was once close to him, one who knew his intentions.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Ganondorf
Dear Diary by Forest Girl Kaz reviews
Follow the daily lives of some of Hyrule's most popular characters.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,371 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 9/9/2006
The Legend of Zelda: Sugarhigh Majora's Mask by animedeprived reviews
Part two of the sugarhigh Zelda series. Link is sugarhigh in a whole new world. Chaos reigns. Yay chaos.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Link - Complete
Tales of Symphonia Bloopers! by Moogle Empress reviews
Yes folks! It's back! The Blooper fan fic has returned! And hopefully, it's better than ever! Come and join us in Namco studios where we go behind the scenes. Just beware of the insanity inside, seriously...
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,165 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 9/6/2006
Pass the Muffins by omnipotent otaku reviews
All Zelda wanted one morning was a cinnamon muffin. Warning, this fic contains muffins, idiocy, and flamethrowers. You have been warned.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,274 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Zelda
Chaos with a Capital 'M' by annoyingNavi reviews
When Mithos is bored, what does he do? Mix up the world of course! Note: Back and remastered! Love you all!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Lloyd I., Kratos A. - Complete
The Randomest Day in 4000 Years by Life Returns reviews
Volt and Kuchinawa have been betrayed. The group of heroes is so big I often forget some of them. Yuan still has a sammich fetish. They can barely remember their quest. Oh well. I'm sure it'll come back to them eventually...heh heh heh...
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,800 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 12/11/2004
Coffee in the Kokiri Forest by Hammermaster reviews
Link's adventure begins with... a coffee break? Ch. 9 Navi: The Great Coordinator. Link wakes up after seven years of sleeping. Now he must face reality: he is an incredibly hot seventeen year old male, and all the girls still love him.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,968 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Link, Navi
The Tale of a Mad Princess by blondie91 reviews
A humorous fic about Peach going mad. PLEASE r & r. Chapter 8 is now up! Title: Carnival of Doom
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,157 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 7/22/2005
The Moon is Made of Sour Milk Chunks by ObsidianSickle reviews
For those of you who have read Cherry sama's 'Totally Messed', this is a side story featuring Navi and Ivan. Includes Link's snoring, Navi's irritability, and Ivan's stupidity. You have been warned.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Navi - Complete
Final Fantasy X Outtakes by kansatsu-tobikunai reviews
Wow, I'm creative with titles, ne? . Just what it sounds like, FFX outtakes! On with the Tidus torture! Forward with the anime references! Please R&R! n.n
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 10/14/2005
Learn to Count to 10, Sohma Style! by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
Or should I say, Honda Style? Tohru teaches us all how to count to ten in Japanese, in a witty and cunning story which includes Tohru bashing, innuendo's and Kyo being a sicko. Yay!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Tohru H. - Complete
We're Not Here Right Now by ObsidianSickle reviews
Ever wonder what would be on the answering machines of the ToS cast? Get a glimpse into their lives as we join Yggdrasill fighting to defend his fashion statement, Yuan who lost his ring down the sink, Sheena trying to hunt down Zelos, and more! Hiatus
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 10/12/2005
The Legend of Zelda: Sugarhigh Ocarina of Time by animedeprived reviews
Ocarina of Time from Link's point of view. Basically, he's pretty grumpy because he'd rather be eating cookies. It's funny, though. I swear. Now complete. It makes me sad.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,074 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/11/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Link - Complete
Link's Many Faces of Death! by Quandtuniverse reviews
The author goes psycho, and Link is the one to pay... can he escape? HECK NO! Follow the tragic adventure of DEATH and DOOM, in LINK'S MANY FACES OF DEATH!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/9/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Link
insert title here by Moogle Girl X2 reviews
AU! This is my friend's fic, so yell at her if you must. This is a fic of random stupidity. Wakka is extremely stupid, so Wakkalovers should stay away. Tidus is stupid, too, but we love him. Unlike Wakka. Takes place in US. R&R!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,632 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 8/12/2005
You want to know? Read on!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Complete
The Hylian Times by Triforce90 reviews
Take a look at Hyrule's only newspaper, filled with so many ridiculous news articles that you can't help but roll your eyes at. Updated daily. Don't read if you're not going to review.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,106 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006
Random OoT Poem by Ryna-chan reviews
A poem on Link's thoughts through the child part of OoT. Funnier than how I make it sound, I promise...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Complete
Private Thoughts Of A Cantankerous Protazoan by Blazing Fool reviews
...Not just an excuse to use big words like cantankerous. Noishe reveals his thoughts to a diary, and teaches us all to pay a little more attention to furry animal companions.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006
Nabooru's Short and Slightly Random Quest by FiercesomestDragon reviews
Oneshot. Involving two certain Gerudos, a thief's challenge, sundown, and a lavender scented candle. It's slightly random, hence the name.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Nabooru - Complete
Fuzzy Peaches of Doom! by Katraa reviews
[Humour] [Zelos X peaches?..][Rated for Language] When Fuzzy Peaches and Cream puffs go bad. [Finally Complete]
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Zelos W., Colette B. - Complete
The Legend of Advertisement! by Uber Spoonz reviews
Doesn't the title say it all? Chapter 5: Side Effects of Lunesta Include... Good for a laugh or two, updated occasionally. Updated at long last! YAY!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/26/2005 - Published: 8/25/2005
Interview with Link by Chuuboku reviews
This is a oneshot that I did for a school project and I fixed up! So yeah!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Link - Complete
Give Me That Blasted Ocarina! by RebelX reviews
It's back! The alternate ending to Ocarina of Time redone in correct story format and better than ever! PG13 for violence and innuendo. Mostly Innuendo
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,008 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/20/2005 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Complete
How to Annoy Lord Yggdrasill by Katraa reviews
Yuan shares his experiences and ways to annoy everyone's favorite cruxis leader! [Spoilers] [Recreated, better then ever]
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/7/2005
Aminal Crossing by CheeseFromJupiter reviews
Harry PotterAnimal Crossing Crossover. Yes! I am the first one to do so! Mwuhahaha! Ahem. So, thats really all there is to say. Enjoy!
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 9/22/2005
A Yarn of Seymour's Ordeal by Silver Whirl reviews
While Yuna is gone, Seymour shows up... again... and is defeated... again. However, no summoner means no sending, so Rikku, Lulu, Wakka, and Auron must keep Seymour with them until they find Yuna. First attempt at a story. Kinda silly. Behold the alte
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,949 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/27/2005 - Published: 5/13/2004
Yuan's guide to Stalking by Kasan Soulblade reviews
light hearted silly fic alert, spoilers alert!After many bumps and bruises a blue haired 12 elf learns the mistake of taking on a role he is ill suited to.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Yuan, Botta - Complete
Oh, Tortus! by Greki reviews
-ONESHOT- Because crones can be evil...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Link - Complete
The Quest For The Ultimate Hottie! by Paopu Pop reviews
When Zelos and Kratos start battling out who's hotter, Sheena cooks up a wonderous idea! LAST CHAPTER UP! Carl attacks, Kratos goes Pedestrian Bowling, and introducing an old guy with a gray wig.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,956 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/27/2004 - Published: 10/20/2004 - Complete
Don't Call Us, We'll Call You! by Setsumi-san reviews
[Sidestory to my other fic 'After the Beep.'] When Macchi comes back to camp announcing that she has been placed in charge of Hao's cell phone the Hanagumi make mischief by prank calling the Xlaws, Team Funbari Onsen, and Team The Ren! [Final chapter up!]
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/16/2004 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Complete
Final Fantasy 10 Gone Wrong by Imxi reviews
Its Final Fantasy X!..but gone wrong, theres twists and turns, cupcakes and non existent sanity. Tidus is a total idiot, Auron is the cupcake man, Kimahri thinks he is Valefor & Yuna is at war with sheep! Chapter 9 now up!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,048 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/8/2004 - Published: 8/29/2003
After the Beep by Setsumi-san reviews
Ever wonder what might be on the answering machines of the Shaman King characters? Well here's your chance to find out. See Horohoro become a minion of the Lima Bean King, the Hanagumi do prank phone calls, and boatloads more!
Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,797 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/1/2004 - Published: 2/15/2004 - Complete
Eternity as a Horse by SocialSuicide reviews
Altivo looked mighty intelligent for a horse in that movie. All those faces he made. The way he mouthed the words 'El Dorado.' Here's my perspective as to why. please review
Road to Eldorado - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2004
Dilandou, the Pyro by Labyrinth1n3 reviews
Dilandou's obsession with burning things knows no limit... lol oneshot
Escaflowne - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Dilandau A., Folken F. - Complete
Allen and the Bubblegum by Escachick357 reviews
Hi, it's me again. I wrote this not too long ago, and my best friend thought it was funny. Allen discovers the horrible horrible horrible wonders of bubblegum. Has Allen bashing. RR if you want, but be nice
Escaflowne - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/15/2003 - Complete
EvilOMatic 3000 by Galaxy Girl reviews
It all started when Ganondorf ruined yet ANOTHER of Zelda's inauguration barbecues. His punishment: 2 months with the EvilOMatic brand unevilifying helmet. But of course, it could never go THAT smoothly.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,850 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/3/2002 - Published: 1/28/2002 - Ganondorf, Zelda - Complete
Allen Got Run Over By A Reindeer by Locked Heart Ami reviews
Anyone remember that weird old Christmas song Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer?....
Escaflowne - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/22/2001 - Allen S., Dilandau A. - Complete
The Horror of 5 Min, Unoriginal Zelda Romance Fics by Candy reviews
Are you sick of all the 5 minute crap cluttering up this section? Well so am I, and this story is a wonderful example! Cringe @ the OOC acts, shake your head at the grammar mistakes, gag at the lack of originality... THIS is what could be filled wi
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/20/2001 - Published: 6/21/2001
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Totally Bizarre reviews
Long ago, a fatal error was made. Join Link as he ventures across the Great Sea, his future slowly unravelling into chaos. If there is one thing to say about this's Totally Bizarre! Critiques welcome.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 177,986 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Link, Navi, OC
Patricia Patterson Ruins Everything reviews
[Satirical] It's every fan's dream to go to Hyrule, but unfortunately for one fan girl, the popular snob at her High School gets sucked in instead. And it ruins everything.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,419 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 4/19/2013 - OC, Link, Impa, Zelda - Complete
Totally Messed: A Rewrite reviews
When the Deku Tree ordered Navi to bring Link to his aid, Navi accidentally falls unconscious, thus causing the premature death of the Deku Tree. Join Link and Navi as they slowly continue on their journey, as their reality slowly becomes...totally messed. Feedback always appreciated.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,144 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Link, Navi
The Lgend of Zelduhhh: Unhappily Ever After reviews
Third and final of the "Lgend of Zelduhhh" series. Ludia is a young Goron girl who works with the newly founded Hyrule Postal Services. Her luck is about to change when she delivers to a paranoid boy and his fairy who recently fled from home.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,354 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2011 - OC, Link, Navi - Complete
Tales of Reversia reviews
Yggdrasill gets bored one day and decides to make the world into a reversed version! Kratos, Yggdrasill and Yuan are the only ones that remember! Will Kratos and Yuan be able to convince the rest of the ToS cast? TOTAL PARODY! Do NOT take seriously!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,904 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Complete
2100 ft reviews
Memories of the most unlikely SSB character: The Sandbag. Third Place Winner for MessengerOfDream's Contest: "For Those We've Left Behind". Modacelimazing42
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,969 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Starfy, Roy - Complete
The Lgend of Zelduhhh: the Plott's Rvenege reviews
Sequel to the "Lgend of Zelduhhh: Lydia's Boogers". Everything you can do wrong with a Legend of Zelda fanfic continued. Includes Linda, Lydia, Link, Navi, and the Plott. PLZ B NICE WITH UR REVEIWS!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [OC, Link] Navi - Complete
The Lgend of Zelduhhh: Lydia's Boogers reviews
Everything you can do wrong with a Legend of Zelda fanfic. Includes Lydia, Link, Navi, and the Plott. This totally isn't my first fanfic, but B NICE ANYWAYS PLZ!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/20/2011 - [OC, Link] Navi - Complete
Navi the Kokiri? reviews
When Link and Navi fight, Navi ends up ditching him for good. But when she the other fairies turn her into a Kokiri, she may get to see the other side of what she believed to be true...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,192 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 4/20/2006 - [Navi, Link] - Complete
Totally Whacked reviews
2nd in Totally Series. What would happen if Link interrupted the narrator too much, Tatl caught ONA, and much more! Dare to find out? There is one thing to say about this fic... It's Totally Whacked!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,251 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Link, Navi, Tatl - Complete
Tales of Symphonia Colours reviews
After many random events, Genis asks the question 'Why does Zelos wear pink' Instantly, the ToS cast, including Botta, Yuan and Mithos, start pondering why. The reason why? Who knows! This fic includes spoilers, crack, and randomness. BE WARNED!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,451 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 1/15/2006
The Golden Tree Project reviews
Yes, I am new here. Why did I move here? I had no choice. It was part of the role I must play. Still must play. They call it the Golden Tree Project.
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/9/2007 - OC - Complete
Death by a Beauty Contest reviews
Link is stopped in the middle of his 'adventures' and is alerted about hosting a Beauty Contest between Zelda, Malon and Ruto! Little does Link know that the first prize is...HIM! WARNING! ABUSIVE USE OF SUNSETS!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,164 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Link, Zelda, Malon, Ruto - Complete
Please leave a Message! reviews
Have you ever wondered what was on the Stone Holder's Answering Machines? Who doesn't? Please leave a message is a collection of them! See how Keima chases after the garbage truck and Yuuki goes on an epic quest to find her stolen blow drier! Insanity.
Dream Saga: - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/3/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006
Messages in the Fruits Basket reviews
I think I am the first to do this... One day, Shigure decided to buy an answering machine for his house! ...And everyone else he knows... Who knew what chaos would erupt?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 10/14/2006
Will you be my Valentine? reviews
OneShot. VincentLucrecia Vincent recalls falling asleep under a familiar tree. It was that day that Lucrecia came to him and asked him a simple question...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2006 - [Vincent V., Lucrecia C.] - Complete
Totally Messed reviews
What would happen if Saria owned a Camper van, if Zelda had a jewelry obsession, if Mido died in the first chapter, and more? Dare to find out? There is only one thing to descibe this fic. It's...Totally Messed!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,630 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Link, Navi - Complete
Tales of Advertisement reviews
One day, Lloyd is making a beef and cheese sandwich when he is suddenly attacked by two female kidnappers. Lloyd gets captured and learns that the kidnappers only want him, and the rest of the ToS cast to be in advertisements! Spoilers
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,184 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 2/8/2006
Genisella reviews
Genisella is a young boy that is enslaved by his ruin loving sister and his evil adopted brother. Challanged by his psyhic mind, will he live to see the pleasures of the world? Or is his mind going to make life even worse? A fluffy ending. COMPLETE!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,617 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 11/24/2005 - [Genis S., Presea C.] - Complete
Colette and The Five Gnomelettes reviews
Colette is a beutiful princess in Kingdom 59, but when the evil Que err... King Yggdrasill wants her for Martels vessel what will happen? Parody on Snowhite and the Seven Dwarves. Spoilers. COMPLETE! Republished by Cherrysama.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,884 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/14/2005 - Published: 11/14/2005 - [Colette B., Lloyd I.] - Complete
The Reason Why Kratos and Raine Aren't Married reviews
This oneshot stats reasons why they shouldn't become married. Kraine haters welcome. WARNING! DO NOT READ IF YOU LIKE THE COUPLE RAINExKRATOS! Thanks! A Message from ToS Warning Company Will be deleted if really desired.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Complete