Rezallia
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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

I'm a 18 year old girl named Rebecca with delusions of grandeur. That's all you need know.

If you want to read some really great fics, go to my favorite authors and my favorite stories. I particularly enjoy them.

Oh, and my fics-- well, I'm trying to discipline myself. I think I should start electric-shock therapy. Or perhaps I should make a tape that drones, "you will finish your fics... you will finish your fics... you will finish your fics..." and hope that the words make it to my cortex.

Anyway, happy reading!

Oh, and I love the way the link for posting avatars/images on one's profile has provocative spelled wrong! provactive?! HA!

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Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5505 - Favs: 8,229 - Follows: 8,857 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Had I Known by kayly silverstorm reviews
After killing Voldemort during seventh year, Harry vanished without a trace. But now, 8 years later, a deadly secret forces him to return and it seems that only Snape will be able to save him. SSHP, no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 167,745 - Reviews: 4489 - Favs: 3,688 - Follows: 3,255 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Tortured Soul by purpleygirl reviews
What's worse than discovering you've someone else's soul instead of your own? What if it's that of your childhood enemy, James Potter? Harry and Snape each try to find out what's going on. Can they find a meeting point? AU Godric's Hollow. Set in 5th year. Gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 94,036 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
River of Dreams by Tajjas reviews
When Severus Snape finds a certain brat-who-lived out after curfew the year after Voldemort's return, it starts a chain of events that he wouldn't have imagined in his wildest dreams. Or nightmares.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,110 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 1,564 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Severus S., Harry P.
A Place for Warriors by owlsaway reviews
Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,507 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
For Duty and Honor by Bratling reviews
During Occulmency lessons in OOtP, Snape notices something... off in Harry's memories. Eventual SnapeadoptsHarry story. Nonslash, AU. Gen fic, no pairings. Does not take into account HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,166 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 2,363 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Rules of the Game by margotllama reviews
AU. Harry, on the night the first letter came, was dumped by the Dursley's in London. Now, three months later, he is found and expected to lead a normal life at Hogwarts. But, where Harry Potter is concerned, can anything be normal? Mild abuse, neglect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 115,222 - Reviews: 2278 - Favs: 2,306 - Follows: 3,031 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Recall Alice When She Was Just Small by Harmonic Friction reviews
Dudley Dursley: champion boxer, crass chav, cannibal?, bad boyfriend, good son, annoying cousin, best friend. It's hard to keep all the identities straight. Fin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,798 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Dudley D. - Complete
Vocare Prabia by Amber Evans Potter reviews
AU. When Harry gets transported to another universe where his life is turned upside down. Is there any way that he can go home? And does he want to when he finds out his parents are still alive there? Chapter 46.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 142,799 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 1,672 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Harry P.
Hawk of the Month by ProfessorHojotheGEN-I-US reviews
The Hawks are bored and are challenged by Griffith to see who the best Hawk is among them. Who will become the Hawk of the Month?
Berserk - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Complete
What? No More Meat! by ProfessorHojotheGEN-I-US reviews
A funny little oneshot on what it would be like if the Straw Hats had no meat and couldn't find any anywhere. Guest appearances by Ace, Shanks, and Zeff!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Luffy - Complete
Voldemort Gives Harry A Sign, Repeatedly! by jennifer snape reviews
Harry stubbed his toe. Hermione screamed. “Aaarrgh! It’s a sign from Voldemort! Don’t move, Harry, I’ll get Dumbledore!” Short spoof.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Things HP characters wud neva say! by alyssialui reviews
Heres another list of various situations, scenarios and statements taht the characters of the Potterverse would never utter from their mouths, JKRowling forbid. I hope you find it funny
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 24,489 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
The Walk by N16 reviews
Harry is reminded of himself as he tries to deal with teenage Teddy, who is angry about his lack of parents. Against his better judgment, Harry decides to share with Teddy some information about Remus and about the war. DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Write That Down by Sede2113 reviews
COMPLETE HG Ginny starts a new life after losing Harry in the war. But is he really gone? Meanwhile, Rudolphus Lestrange, bent on revenge, terrorises the Muggle and Wizarding World. And the only person who can stop him is supposed to be dead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,890 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Faded Colours by RiverDoe reviews
In Harry’s second year of Hogwarts, he stumbles across a strange room with several paintings connected to his past. Oneshot gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Still Alive by Miss Saigon reviews
Four years after Harry Potter's 'death', a man arrives at Hogwarts. His only friend is a ghost, and it's not only memories, or the lack of them, that haunt him as he tries to rebuild his life. AU (Canon to OOtP only, SA universe) COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,354 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Second Chance: The Rewrite by S.L reviews
The war in his world is over: Harry Potter, tired of fighting, uses a spell that will take him to a new world, where his parents, and friends are alive, but where he died as a baby. Is this new start too good to be true?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,251 - Reviews: 1899 - Favs: 2,431 - Follows: 2,632 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Harry P., James P.
You Think I'm Gay! by Funnykido reviews
There's only one thing keeping Draco and Ginny from living happily ever after together The fact that Ginny's under the impression that Draco is gay.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Final Battle! by jennifer snape reviews
What happens to the inhabitants of Hogwarts when the DARK MARK strikes? Lots of silliness... in RHYME!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Boys' Night Out by BrattyJedi reviews
For the first time in his life, Remus Lupin received a pleasant surprise on the night of a full moon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Green for Mourning by Bil reviews
AU ending for PS. Character Death. What if Dumbledore hadn't been the first teacher to realise something was wrong? SS, HP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 2302 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
Putting the 'M' in Mystery by missy mee reviews
When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,371 - Reviews: 3014 - Favs: 2,842 - Follows: 1,021 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Charon's Gift by Philyra912 reviews
Oneshot PostHBP. On a joyless Christmas Eve, Hermione goes to visit the graves of the fallen. There she meets the man who destroyed her hope, and perhaps the only one who can give it back to her. 8/15/08: NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,200 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 108 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Snippets From the Potterverse by Dragon Mistress reviews
Short snippets of life in the Harry Potter universe. Outrageous fan clubs, killer condiments, murderous toasters, and more! OOTP and HBP spoilers abound! SiriusRemus SLASH as well!The person who died in HBP is alive and well!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 92 - Words: 51,246 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 5/15/2004
Prometheus Bound by Dius Corvus reviews
Harry survives an unbearable summer and returns to Hogwarts to learn secrets about himself that he really could have done without. He’s lost his sight, all illusions about his parentage, and now will he lose himself? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 172,430 - Reviews: 1336 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 8/13/2005 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 356 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Unprotected by AccioSeverus reviews
Unexpected and traumatizing events leave Harry in more danger than ever before. Severus Snape is reluctantly drawn into the fray. COMPLETE! Written before HBP! Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,395 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 10/2/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I Wished For You Once by JennaMae reviews
An accident during Quidditch practice makes Ginny realize that she could share her past with someone who understands, if she can only break through him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,542 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 10/28/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P.
But I Thought I'd Never Meet You by En Parodia reviews
I know there are a lot of James-going-into-the future fics flying around, but give this one a shot. From flight to fright to fight! NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,470 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 10/4/2004 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
The Little Things by Perse reviews
Harry, Snape, and the snow--a perilous combination! (challenge response, one-shot, Snape as Harry's guardian)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Flawed Perfection by Celebony reviews
[Sequel to Recnac Transfaerso] Finally, Harry's in for a perfect summer with his godfather and friends, or so it begins. But being Harry Potter means that nothing can stay peaceful for long. {Complete}
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 260,672 - Reviews: 3093 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 11/17/2004 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Diary of a Dementor by alimison reviews
The title says it all - Angela, the teenage Dementor, is fed up. Oozing with angst!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2004
Home Alone by KEDme reviews
Summer after OotP, Petunia and Vernon go away for the weekend leaving Dudley in charge. How do Fred, George, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny fit into all this? Angst, Drama, Humor, Fluff, and Snogging! Fits with OotP Canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,578 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/9/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
I Needed A Friend by Majick reviews
The final battle has come and gone, and only one man walks away. How will a letter from beyond the grave affect the survivor?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 3661 - Favs: 5,994 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Everything Snarky I Know I Learned from Snape by Ibex's Lyre reviews
Hermione's pre-graduation speech.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 68 - Published: 9/3/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Price of Victory by Ashwinder reviews
This story has been abandoned. Sorry. Voldemort's defeat brings a surprising result. This has nothing to do with my other stories. The rating is to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,797 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/8/2002 - Published: 1/18/2002
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 102 - Published: 3/25/2002
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Puritanical Petunia reviews
Petunia ruminates on her nephew's place in the Dursley household and what caused her to treat him so dismally. She determined to reverse the roles. Ordinary reigning over extraordinary, and in doing so, she'd set the mold for the two disparate boys....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
The Folly of Age reviews
Age is at fault if it forgets what it's like to be young. Oneshot about an excerpt from HalfBlood Prince. Rated T for violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Albus D. - Complete
Submission reviews
A short diddy on the relationship between Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy. Vague mention of abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
The Demise of Harry Potter reviews
This was not a good day for Harry Potter. He hadn't slept very well, Hermione was acting like a Mental Hospital escapee, and...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete