"Well that's great," Harry chimed, suspiciously jovial with a glint in his eye. "I'm really glad things are going so well for you at work, because I'm guessing things are about to be going a little less well for you here in a few minutes." Hermione groaned. Ron beamed. "Oh no, Harry, tell me you didn't-" "Oh I did. Accio Monopoly."

A smile tickled the corners of Hermione's mouth as she clicked Send. She listened to the whoosh of the message and then turned off her computer. When the ping! had come in, she'd had one foot half-out the door of her flat. She'd dropped her coat and darted for her computer desk, a wide grin blossoming at her inbox. You've Got Mail.

She's tried three times over holiday break and it hasn't worked out. Now she has a little more than five months until summer when she can try again. It can't be Ron. Even if were someone she was less close to, she can't shag someone she knows, someone she's known since they were all eleven, and have it get around the school.

Hermione knows where in the library gets the best light and where will have the darkest corners, which tables wobble slightly, where she can have the best privacy. Where almost no one goes.

Hermione Granger finally has the time to unwind. After she pops the cork to a wine bottle, a letter slips underneath her door… The dreadful DADA professor. Hermione, determined to find out what exactly she did wrong this time, finishes her drink and storms up to his office, fully intending to give him a mouthful. Rated M! Six chapters. **COMPLETE**

Hermione Granger is 27 years old when her life falls apart. Cheated-on, flatless, in a dead end job, she decides to change one thing she can-take a class and try for some career advancement. But change is never easy, especially when an old enemy is the catalyst-and the class instructor.

When Draco's wife is caught cheating and pregnant to another man, Draco must fight for custody of his son, Scorpius. Hermione, determined to ensure her son, Aurelian, grows up knowing his brother without Draco finding out, somehow winds up tangled into the middle of Draco's impending divorce. Can she help it if she also keeps finding herself tangled in his embrace, and liking it?

Draco offered a nod of his head in lieu of the traditional bow. She tilted her head and scoffed instead of returning with a curtsey. Granger promptly spun on her heel and nearly stomped away from him / 5 times Draco bowed and the 1 time Hermione curtseyed [NOW EDITED]

While travelling the world with his godfather, Harry Potter, finds he is missing his best friend, Hermione Granger. Eager to reconnect, the two friends arrange a muggle video call to catch up on each other's lives. However, the call reveals far more than either Harry or Hermione expected. Fun, light-hearted one shot.

Draco and Hermione don't like each other, but one day they accidentally realize that there is one particular private subject they like talking about together. An enemies-to-friends-to-lovers slow burn eighth year AU with a little bit of redemption. [Dramione]

A Dramione drabble in which Hermione and Draco have a fight, Harry hurts Ron, and Draco learns the truth.

Hermione can't stand that she has to leave the creatures she rescues in her job for the Department of Magical Creatures to badly run Government Rescue Centres. That's until her boyfriend gives her a very thoughtful anniversary gift. Which will lead to an uncomfortable reunion.

Resident playboy Quidditch Player Draco Malfoy and the nations good girl Hermione Granger suddenly step out as a couple. Who else could be behind this than their brilliant friend and PR-Agent Pansy Parkinson? When Hermione thinks she can miss out on the Quidditch Grand Final Pansy has other plans... DMHG Fake Dating

Hermione is hit by a curse from Bellatrix Lestrange and disappears from sight. Is she dead or just...gone? Rated M for language and non-con sex.

[NOW COMPLETE.] Azkaban was a freezing fortress in the middle of the North Sea that devoid all prisoners of warmth. Or so Draco was told. The howling winds never bothered him. Nor the supposed chill emitting from the stone walls. He hadn't felt cold since a lick of Fiendfyre scarred his flesh. [Short Story.]

It's time for the annual winter getaway. Maybe this year Hermione won't return home broken hearted by a sneaky, pointy faced, pale ferret. Dramione. Angst with a happy ending. Oneshot/Complete.

Ten years after the Battle of Hogwarts, a wasting disease has overtaken the Wizarding community. Determined to find a cure before time runs out, Hermione Granger discovers an unexpected ally in Draco Malfoy. **Fic was written for the HP Unhappily Ever After Fest earlier this year. There is no HEA**

Hermione begrudgingly attends a mandatory New Year's Eve masquerade the Ministry put on for the UK's single wizarding population in hopes of solving the population depletion issue. How will she handle running into an old classmate in a costume she never would have picked for herself? A fluffy Dramione one shot for New Year's Eve

It was quite simple. If you wanted to meet your soulmate, you attended Draco Malfoy's Christmas celebration. (lemony)

It began as a way for Hermione to remember her parents, to honour a part of her childhood. But now every Christmas season, Draco Malfoy finds a way into her holiday tradition of attending a performance of The Nutcracker. Written for D/Hr 2020 Advent.

The one thing Draco Malfoy hated more than Christmas was snow. Snow had a habit of ruining your plans, causing delays, and generally making you damp. But this Christmas Day blesses him with his third and fourth least favorite things as well: crying girls and Hermione Granger. 13 GOING ON 30 AU x A CHRISTMAS CAROL

With Christmas just one week away, Hermione heads to Hogsmeade to complete her holiday shopping. She doesn't expect to run into Malfoy along the way. Now, there will be one more person joining them for Christmas dinner. [D/Hr Advent 2020. One Shot.]

A new creature appears at Malfoy Manor and Draco wants it gone. To do this, he must seek help from the Head of the Department for Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures: Hermione Granger. In order to save the creature and find its place in the Wizarding World, they must overcome the past and help one another. Dramione

Hermione hadn't meant for this to become the focus of her evening. She had plenty of other, more professional, more productive things toward which she should direct her focus. Glasses. And an open collar. No, not those things. She needed to plan her conversations with donors tonight. She needed to stop ogling Draco Malfoy.

Bringing home a Christmas tree is the least of Draco and Hermione's problems, not when they can't agree on how to decorate it.

Hermione wants to reach across the table and grab his robes, she wants to shake and rattle some sense into him. Maybe all those little moments truly did mean nothing to him, perhaps she had read the situations all wrong. "Is this saying you won't keep me happy?" She murmurs. Is this you saying you never felt it?/ The Marriage Law passes. Draco and Hermione sit down to have a talk.

Two years after the end of the war Magical Britain was dying, and after a deadly outbreak of Dragon Pox, their numbers were dwindling. Then the Marriage Law came. When it had been repealed 4 years later, she'd handed him the paperwork. It was 6 years later before she found her way back to England. All of it prompted by a letter from her sons.

No one returned for eighth year unphased by the war. The students, it seems, have found a way to heal themselves but it comes with a specific set of rules. The first one is the most important: Hermione Granger is not permitted in Fight Club.

A little bit of fate, a little messed up magic, and Hermione Granger is stuck with a curse pointing her somewhere she never thought to look, bright as a neon sign. Rating for language

Hermione's been watching Draco watch Harry for so long she's sure there's something nefarious going on.

When an underground power stirs in France and threatens the fragile post-war balance in England, Draco steps into a seat of power to which he is the heir by birthright, determined to protect his family. Intent on justice, Hermione volunteers for the role of his partner and adviser, neither of them aware of the ancient and twisted web of chaos they're about to walk into.

Desperate for a change of pace, Hermione unknowingly commits to a home exchange with Pansy Parkinson and finds herself swept up in the chaos of New York City and into the arms of Draco Malfoy. Dramione/Hansy. Loosely inspired by The Holiday.

"Granger, look at me." Draco walked up to her, his silver eyes searching hers. "We are stuck in a time loop, all of us. I don't know how long it's been happening, but it's been going for weeks. I'm the only one who has remembered anything from one day to the next, that is before now—before you." His throat bobbed with a harsh swallow. "Please, I need your help."

Hermione Granger often dreamed of her wedding day, but now that the day was here…it wasn't anything close. Worst of all, as much as Hermione wished that she had been dragged forcibly to it against her will, she had consented to all of it. (Dramione Marriage Law-Esque, EWE, One-shot)

Hardworking Hermione is always at everyone's beck and call, with no time for herself. She sees a Healer for heart trouble and is shocked to find she only has a year to live. Well, she's going to spend that year having fun - with the help of certified playboy Draco Malfoy... (No deaths in the story.) Cover art by Sleepygrimm.

War leaves a lot of orphans in its wake. Hermione is one, by her own hand, and she struggles with the realities of her situation. When she finds an orphaned familiar, it seems meant to be, giving and receiving comfort helping to heal her fractured heart. Unfortunately, the animal is actually a wizard, and he has his own issues.

Locked away in Azkaban to pay for his involvement with the Dark Lord, Draco thinks he is safe from the Ministry's new Marriage Law. But, as he should have learned by now, what the Golden Trio wants, the Golden Trio gets. He just never accounted for Hermione setting her sights on him. Not as someone worth saving and certainly not as husband material.

Published in 1862 by Lady Apollonia Nott, Courting Customs Most Sacred is the comprehensive text for any pureblood family seeking to arrange suitable matches for their children. It's also patently ridiculous and not at all appropriate for the modern era of dating. It is certainly not how one should woo Hermione Granger, at any rate.

Hermione Granger can't be perfect all the time. Draco rushes to bear witness.

To Hermione Granger, forgetting who she is might just be worse than death. Looking for forgiveness, Draco Malfoy gives her a hidden place in his world. EWE Dramione loosely based on the story of Orpheus and Eurydice.

He grabbed her wrist with his left hand and pinned it above her head, pressing their forearms together, Dark Mark against Mudblood scar. Death Eater against Muggle-born. "The war left scars on both of us that we didn't ask for. But you still flinch when you see mine. And what's why I will never deserve to have you." Slow-burn Dramione. Canon compliant. EWE.

The Ministry of Magic has decided to place a temporary oblivation spell on Draco Malfoy, so that he will be reeducated by living among muggles. Hermione Granger doesn't think much of it, until she runs into him in a bookstore. Suddenly they keep bumping into each other and maybe she's starting to have fun with him… That can't be too bad, right? [EWE] A story in two parts.

The holiday season feels heavy at Hogwarts in the aftermath of war. Hermione doesn't expect many gifts from the remnants of her Eighth year class. And so, a small white package on Christmas Eve leaves her intrigued, curious who might have sent it.

For weeks, the London Muggle casinos have seen unprecedented losses. When the Muggle & Magical governments get concerned, Hermione is sent in to investigate the poshest of them all, Les Ambassadeurs. Is it all just an un-lucky streak or might magic be to blame? And why does she keep running into Draco bloody Malfoy at the most unfortunate of times? James Bond-inspired Dramione.

When Charlie finds issue with the location of his bedroom, he goes in search of other options. Tags: Praise kink, PWP, Dirty Talk

"I'm not going anywhere, Granger." He gave her a smile that crept up his pointed features. "I am living in my court-ordered exile in my court-ordered flat. You're the one choosing to live here." "I'm not leaving, Malfoy." She planted her hands on her hips and her feet on the floor. "We'll see."

Paired off and trapped in a ridiculous assignment, Hermione Granger is at the mercy of Draco Malfoy's sense of heroics and chivalry. She might be in for a long wait. Then again, every ferret has his day.

The Marriage Law, once enacted, has the power to destroy Hermione's perfectly normal life. Luckily, she and Ron are already planning to obey the horrific law together as a team... Until a Malfoy-shaped wrench gets thrown into the works. Dramione. Cover by littleneko1923 (thank you!).

"You are at St. Mungo's. You were in a coma." He looks me over again, taking a pause. "I am a Healer here now," he says, like it explains something. My fingers stretch, drifting across his sleeve. He looks down, like I've thrown mud at him. Forcing my vocal chords together for the first time, I whisper, "What's your name?"

Just your run of the mill, potion-gone-awry love story. Dramione EWE M for language and just a drop of citrus. One Shot

A slow burn fic about Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy taking dance lessons to learn the Tango. As the comedy builds, so does the tension -too bad Draco's set to marry Astoria. Dramione. WIP. ***FIRST PLACE: BEST ROMANCE 2017 Dramione Awards*** COMPLETE.

COMPLETE. An ancient power has required generations of purebloods to pledge their lives to the blood pact. Draco has long known he was born to uphold this tradition... but Hermione's parents have secrets, hidden details about her heritage, and soon it will be her turn to cast in with fate. [AU]

Hermione allows her roommates to pull her into a ridiculous dating scheme. Nothing good can possibly come of this nonsense... Dramione EWE. M Rated

A prophecy for Draco Malfoy that changes everything. "I see here, great, great heartache. Tragedy and death follow you, dear boy. You will make many decisions that will ultimately lead to the death of the girl you love. She will die in your arms in the fog of battle. But, that won't be the end. She'll love you too. In another life."

The unintentional annual seduction of Draco Malfoy through a series of ribbons and bows - or - Christmas Fluff with a dash of Secret Santa.

Draco has enough to concern himself in his 8th year without Hermione Granger's Muggle Culture-of-the-Week nonsense. Unfortunately, she's far too tenacious to let him slip away unnoticed.

At the Ministry's Christmas Masquerade, the enchanted mistletoe branches are fun in theory... A grumpy Hermione resigns herself to standing alone and un-harassed, watching Draco Malfoy enjoy himself, and decidedly NOT thinking about what an excellent shag he'd been.

Hermione starts her holidays off right, a surprise from her parents rekindling one of her old traditions. It's just a shame she has no one to share it with.

She's an easy target and she knows it, the victim of various holiday tricks, bets, and wagers. This year, however, Draco Malfoy is the one knocking on Hermione Granger's door, and the old adage "pony up" takes on a new and rather literal meaning. M for language

There are fewer things more delightful than finding out how much you have in common with someone that surprises you. How much could Draco possibly have in common with Hermione Granger? EWE Dramione. One Shot. M for language

Hermione thinks she has Draco pegged. Of course she doesn't like him. He's a Gemini. 8th year Dramione EWE

Hermione and Draco stumble upon a mysterious portal and find themselves hurtled back through time a thousand years. Forced to team up to find a way home, they quickly realize that much of the history they believed to be fact, wasn't true after all. A founders era, time travel Dramione. Winner of Most Creative Plot in the Granger Enchanted Awards 2018.

Sometimes taking a second look can give you a new perspective on someone. Hermione has difficulty analyzing people once she has made up her mind, especially in regards to herself. Circumstances what they are, she might not have a choice but to try again. Dramione EWE. Granger Enchanted Awards 2018 Winner

"In a world run by greed and built by deadly machines, muggles find their way through the trials of their daily lives with only their wits to guide them. Join the adventure and discover the muggle world like you've never known it. Welcome to Muggles and Mortgages." Dramione EWE. M mostly for language

Hermione Granger needs something from Draco Malfoy. She's tried asking nicely, but he wants more. EWE. Granger Enchanted Awards 2018 Runner Up

Sometimes wearing a mask is a good way to learn who someone really is. Dramione Fanfiction Forum Masquerade fest entry.

Harry ropes Hermione into a trip to Malfoy Manor on Christmas. It's not the place she expected to spend the holiday, but then, Christmas is full of surprises. Thanks to Trinkisme for the cover image, inspired by this piece!

Following a tumultuous break-up with Ron, Hermione finds herself intoxicated and relatively prone to poor decision making after she runs into Draco Malfoy in a club, having been years since she has seen him. Upon seeking to escape the following morning, she realizes he is her new neighbour and is quite insatiable. Winner of best Healer!Hermione in the Granger Enchanted Awards 2018.

Draco has himself a bit of a pout during the Ministry Holiday Gala. His friend, Hermione, is off somewhere, no doubt having a grand time with his partner. But Christmas is a time for surprises, and Draco might have one before night's end.

When an accident forces Harry Potter to prematurely end his quidditch career, fate smiles on him and gives him the chance to run his own club. Partnering up with his best friend, Hermione Granger, Harry buys the Chudley Cannons and sets out turning them into a team which can win the league. But have the friends bitten off more than they can chew with the disastrous Chudley Cannons?

What happens at "Bond" stays at "Bond" -Hermione is taken out for drinks at club "Bond", an establishment that can offer you anything from some alcohol and dancing to SO much more. When she, quite literally, falls into Draco Malfoy's lap, will she open up her mind and explore sexual desires she never knew she had? Kink. COMPLETE **FIRST PLACE: BEST SMUT 2017 Dramione Awards**

Draco returns to Hogwarts for his final year, unknown to nearly everyone. Through a magical mishap, Hermione Granger discovers his secret. She just gets the secret really wrong. Dramione EWE. Dramione Fanfiction Awards Spring 2017 and Granger Enchanted Awards 2017 Finalist

Everyone knew what veela were. Veela were magical creatures, breathtakingly beautiful, who captivated men with a single look. It would have been nice to have been that strain. Instead, Hermione Granger was infected by another. Instead of captivating all men, she was captivated by one. She'd die without him. She was already in almost constant pain. DRAMIONE. COMPLETE.

Written for Halloween, 2016. Dramione. Rated M for non-con themes, as well as implied horror. TRIGGER WARNING. Draco Malfoy falls into a strange obsession with Hermione Granger. But it's a risk -he holds a dark, sinister secret, and if he becomes too close, she just might find out what it is. Dark Fic. WIP. **WINNER: Best WIP 2017 Winter Dramione Awards** *Complete*

"You as my Healer; me as your patient; arrived under the circumstances of my noteworthy occupation with a broken nose, only to be fixed by you, the girl who once despised me, and coincidentally, broke my nose when we were children."/ "Will you be narrating the rest of our encounter, Malfoy?"/ "Oh, is there more?" [Healer Granger/Quidditch player Malfoy] [complete]

Summary: After the tragic death of Ron, Hermione decides to take up his torch and become an Auror herself, despite Harry's protests. When she discovers that Draco Malfoy has also made the decision to apply himself to be an Auror, she must come to terms with her distaste for him in order to pass training. But what dark secrets does Malfoy hold? COMPLETE.*RUNNER UP DRAMIONE AWARDS*

The outcome of the Wizarding War was what no one expected. Hermione Granger finds herself in a position to show Draco Malfoy the ropes when it comes to living in the Muggle world. The future is unsure but she is determined to see him take his place in this new world. EWE Dramione. Mostly book compliant. On hiatus but left off at a relatively satisfying romantic position.

The Room of Requirement has a remarkable ability to give you what you need, even if you're unsure how to ask. Draco needs to hold himself together. Dreams seem to be all he has. 6th year A/U Dramione

The Light side won the battle but lost the war. By Ministry decree, all Mudbloods have been Obliviated and "repatriated" to the Muggle world. When Draco Malfoy seeks out Hermione Granger, he wants only one thing . . . but gets far more. HG/DM, KB/MF, CC/TN.

Back for her 8th Year, Hermione finds herself alone at Hogwarts for Christmas. That is, until a chance encounter with Draco, the one other person who's stayed behind, leads the two of them on a domino effect that can only end under the mistletoe. "There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them"

Malfoy sets off on a quest to seduce the Gryffindor know-it-all herself, Hermione Granger, at the request of an unlikely classmate.

After three years of a mundane, sexless existence and far too much wine, our favourite brunette happens upon the magic equivalent of a sex line. There, an intriguing, deliciously devilish caller manages to pique her interest. It's all fun and anonymous, u

It takes the unexpected engagement of their children to get Draco and Hermione in a room together, but only the selfish acts of their estranged spouses and a 300 Galleon bottle of firewhiskey will get them in a bedroom. What starts out as a one time mistake soon becomes a full-blown affair with a deadline; the day their children say 'I do'. But things rarely go according to plan.

Newly released from Azkaban, Draco Malfoy wants nothing more than to reunite with his secret love from Hogwarts and meet the son she bore him during the War. Hermione Granger, however, is reluctant to have anything to do with the former Death Eater who betrayed her. And why does her little boy have red hair? A unique Dramione mystery.

He's a Veela, she's his mate. All should go fine, the fairy tale should end well. Except that things are far from that easy. And in hope to win his mate over to him, he must first end the terrible curse that makes a Beast of him...Freely Inspired from "Beauty and the Beast". My submission for Do-Me-Veela fest on LJ.

Hermione is well aware that Draco is a Veela and that she is his mate. In fact, she has already wholeheartedly accepted the fact that she would be spending the rest of her life with him. Curiously enough, the only one resisting in this situation is Draco himself. With the help of the elder Malfoys, a scheme of seduction begins.

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Two years after the war, a young stranger pays a visit to the burrow. His arrival alone is baffling, but the news he brings of an upcoming war turns the world upside down. Hermione's quiet, post-war life will never be the same.