Author has written 61 stories for Song of the Lioness, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Bartimaeus Trilogy, Twilight, Wicked, Maximum Ride, Oryx and Crake, and Firefly.
A proud member of the Sue Slayers.
About me and my writing:
I'm Opal, well, that is what you can call me anyway. Fanfiction is a delicious guilty pleasure of mine.
I'm an eighteen-year-old university student with a love for literature and obscure T.V. shows. :)
Oh man, I'll ship just about anything, unless it's boring (coughArtemis/Minervacough). I'll read just about anything too, if it is well written. But I tend to shy away from some of the more boring ships (coughFAXcough). If it has a killer summary I'll read it, but I just don't like to be bored.
I'll Beta you if you want. Read my beta profile for that. :D
My favourite books/series
His Dark Materials
The Dark is Rising Sequence
Tamora Pierce (especially Tamora Pierce)
A Series of Unfortunate Events
Brave New World
The Gemma Doyle Trilogy
Oryx and Crake
My Favourite Movies
Little Miss Sunshine
Big Bang Theory
How I Met Your Mother
Go here: http://www.fictionpress.com/~blackestopal
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a hippie
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm a HIPPIE so I MUST never wash
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm a CHRISTIAN so I MUST be intolerant
I dress EMO so I MUST be a CUTTER.
I'm BI, so I MUST think EVERYONE I see is hot.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no friends
I'm INNOCENT so I MUST be naïve
Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.
Rock, Paper, Scissors
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."
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