Opal Roseblossom
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Joined 11-11-05, id: 928872, Profile Updated: 01-20-10
Author has written 61 stories for Song of the Lioness, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Bartimaeus Trilogy, Twilight, Wicked, Maximum Ride, Oryx and Crake, and Firefly.

A proud member of the Sue Slayers.

About me and my writing:

I'm Opal, well, that is what you can call me anyway. Fanfiction is a delicious guilty pleasure of mine.

I'm an eighteen-year-old university student with a love for literature and obscure T.V. shows. :)

Ships

Oh man, I'll ship just about anything, unless it's boring (coughArtemis/Minervacough). I'll read just about anything too, if it is well written. But I tend to shy away from some of the more boring ships (coughFAXcough). If it has a killer summary I'll read it, but I just don't like to be bored.

Beta'ing

I'll Beta you if you want. Read my beta profile for that. :D

Fandoms

My favourite books/series

His Dark Materials

The Dark is Rising Sequence

Harry Potter

Artemis Fowl

Tamora Pierce (especially Tamora Pierce)

The Chrysalids

A Series of Unfortunate Events

The Sight

Wicked

Brave New World

The Gemma Doyle Trilogy

Oryx and Crake

My Favourite Movies

RENT

Pan's Labriynth

Little Miss Sunshine

Television

Firefly

Castle

Dollhouse

Chuck

Merlin

Big Bang Theory

How I Met Your Mother

Skins

Corner Gas

Glee

Futurama

Go here: http://www.fictionpress.com/~blackestopal

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STEREOTYPES

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass

I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a hippie

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm a HIPPIE so I MUST never wash

I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.

I'm a CHRISTIAN so I MUST be intolerant

I dress EMO so I MUST be a CUTTER.

I'm BI, so I MUST think EVERYONE I see is hot.

I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no friends

I'm INNOCENT so I MUST be naïve

Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

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Rock, Paper, Scissors

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."

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Eclectic Drabbling by Sad Little Smile reviews
My Artemis Fowl drabble series. AKA Dust Motes; updated name! Anything under the sun might be used in here, so consider yourself warned.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 17,019 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 5/26/2008
Drabble Bank by Academician reviews
A short collection of drabbles written by me... I'll add to it as time goes by. I hope you'll enjoy reading them as much as I've enjoyed writing them. Warning! Contains plot elements from most books! TP spoilers if they are still spoilers... new drabbles
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 6/4/2008
Refractions by Fairy.Thief reviews
As light passes from one transparent medium to another, it changes speed, and bends... A story about when Artemis's parents met. Who they used to be, and who they almost became.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,261 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Angeline F., Artemis F. Senior
Drabbling by ilex-ferox reviews
A series of genuine drabbles and half-drabbles. Some are straightforward, some are more cryptic and may require a little research to decipher them. Chapter 76: TBR double drabble.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 76 - Words: 10,733 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 2/9/2008
In The Closet by Lli reviews
Just think of all the things one can keep in closets: brooms, boots, skeletons, sexualities, dirty clothes, the possibilities are endless, really... This is me jumping on the drabble-wagon.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 33,357 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Fermata by kikofreako reviews
Vinyaya's life is hectic enough with keeping peace in Haven. But when fate drops an unwanted burden in her lap, Vinyaya must learn where to draw the line between friends, family, and lovers. When to hold on. And when to let go. -between TLC & TTP-
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,377 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Julius R., Minerva P.
The Boy Next Door by TheLadyPendragon reviews
Artemis Fowl, bored with most kids his own age, finally meets someone who piques his curiosity. But is Cadel just a puzzle to him, or is he something more? An Artemis FowlxEvil Genius crossover. Not oc. Can read without reading Evil Genius. Will be slash.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Evil Genius - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Artemis F.
A Mock Turtle's Story by ixaquasa reviews
Written for the Fangathering Five Times Fanfiction Challenge. The five times Briar Cudgeon didn't get what he wanted.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Cudgeon, Julius R. - Complete
The Prophecy by Gennyfyr reviews
When a new student arrives at Hogwarts, her arrival creates a stir. A brave, powerful girl with a dark secret. Was she sent to Hogwarts for a reason other than learning? She may be the key to defeating Voldemort, but can the students at Hogwarts trust her
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Harry P.
Intentionally Oblivious by Moonlite Knight reviews
Written for the 5 Times Challenge on FG: The five time Angeline Fowl pretended she did not see. COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Angeline F. - Complete
Calypso Bulbosa by Lli reviews
The life and times of Lili Frond. Because there must be more to her than Colfer gives us. Vaguely based off Calypso and Callisto myths, because I like my classics.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,510 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Lili F. - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins by Reona-chan reviews
For Artemis had done all of them, and would have to suffer the consequences. Butler/Artemis slash!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Artemis F., Butler
A Family Tradition by Lli reviews
Based off the myth of Cupid and Psyche and featuring just about everyone we know and love plus some we don't, as well as aparating!Root, my first ever attempt at older!Artemis, and enough classical allusions to keep even Keats happy.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,106 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Drabbly Things by Kelly Holden reviews
Collection of 100 word drabbles and strict variations from the lives of Artemis, Holly and their friends and family. Mostly implied A/H, some mild adult themes, unless stated otherwise belong to a single continuity. This update begins chapter 38.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 7,462 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Longing by Bloosy reviews
Elphaba wakes after a dream, and realised how much she can't have. Implied gelphieness XD.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
The Month of May by Lli reviews
Though there's not much plot in evidence, it's an honest to goodness multi-chapter Jolliet. Set after TLC & totally disregarding TTP. After a gag gift from Foaly, Holly goes in search of Juliet, who is still mind wiped. Not as non-sequiturial as it sounds
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Holly S., Juliet B. - Complete
The Possibility of Living Without by Lli reviews
Title pretty much says it all. After all, Holly is going to be around for around for quite some time. Oddly, however, came out as more of an Artemis POV. Not a romance, but not a buddy buddy story either. Feedback adored. When isn't it?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Trust by carino2 reviews
The third part in the ever-growing saga started by Love. Jeb knows that he wasn't always the model of perfection, but is perfection too much to ask? Rated a high T for some extreme..extremeness. You know what I mean if you read the others. Please crit!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Silence by carino2 reviews
There's no silence anymore. Holly reflects on what her life has become and regrets her constant awareness. Slight A/H, if you look hard enough. Possibly to be continued? Posted for Opal Roseblossom. :D
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Holly S.
Love by carino2 reviews
A short piece about Max after Jeb left them. Oneshot, complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
Taken Away by carino2 reviews
It was a crime, really, that they'd taken me away from the world. They should be in jail, not throwing my life away like this. To think, once I'd sought to save them, and this is how they repay me? Opal's view from inside jail.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,875 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Opal K.
Broken Again by ChocolateMilk2 reviews
Nobody notices how I fall without wings. Maxclone.Ari. Drabble
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
A Conversation With Death by hopelily reviews
Death is a fickle thing. Or rather, a fickle person. And she LOVES to play games.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Newton Knows Best by charmingly-holly reviews
Lily and James learn Newton's Laws of Motion. First hand. One Book in Motion tends to prevent two Objects Not in Motion from snogging in the stairwell...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,006 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Aquarium by Blue Yeti reviews
When the fall is all that remains for Commander Trouble Kelp, the fall is all that matters. A fic for Remix Redux and 12LH. [TroubleHolly, HollyArtemis.] Warning, contains the sounds of a breaking heart. Also, contains fish.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,902 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Trouble K., Holly S. - Complete
Oy, Dormitory! by Callisto Nicol reviews
If you were a missing shirt, where would you be? Because James Potter would like his back, thank you very much. [oneshot, sequel to Horrible Person]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/12/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 5,855 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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Sheer Vertigo reviews
In the end what Opal takes from them isn't their lives, it's everything else. "He doesn't cry when the world crumbles." Slight Artemis/Holly. Major character deaths.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Floating Hearts reviews
River contemplates the love that she feels through other people, but has never experienced herself. "There's no formula for it, no logic, it's all different, it's all broken." Mal says its everything. Mal says its why. Logic dictated by illogic, River...
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/14/2009 - River - Complete
Please reviews
A songfic... kind of. A/H friendship. A series of vignettes based on the relationship between Artemis and Holly, and its inevitable end.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
God reviews
To Bellatrix, Tom Riddle is more than just a leader. "His features are inhuman. His face is smooth, his hair is jet black, his nose is slitted like a snake's. He is beautiful." Bellatrix/Voldemort. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Different reviews
We're different than most couples. We aren't openly affectionate, or even civil... ArtemisxMinerva
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Artemis F., Minerva P. - Complete
After Life reviews
Crake finds himself in Heaven, or Hell, unfortunately. Oryx and Crake look down and argue over whether or not Snowman should kill the surviving humans.
Oryx and Crake - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Love and Freedom reviews
Ten short vignettes based on ten songs detailing the ups and downs of the relationship between Artemis and Holly. Written in response to the iPod shuffle challenge in another fandom.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
To Whom it May Concern reviews
Beckett Fowl writes a letter to a University in an attempt to get into a creative writing program. He thinks back to his childhood and what it was like to grow up in a household of geniuses. Or is it genii?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
After the Battle reviews
A lady knight mourns the soldiers that she has killed and reflects on her desensitization to the horror of battle. "The metallic scent of blood hangs mockingly in the air as she slides her sword back into its scabbard
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Tortall - Complete
Pomegranate Kisses reviews
A story based on the myth of Hades and Persephone. "Happiness is the taste of pomegranate kisses..." Artemis/Holly
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Five Times Jon Spiro Almost Lost Everything reviews
Only five things ever threatened Jon's power: Marriage, friendship, mistrust, Artemis Fowl and Death itself. Five ficlets based on Jon Spiro's life. Written for the Fangathering Five Times Challenge.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Jon S., Artemis F. - Complete
Humanity reviews
Lying in a field Alice thinks about her lost human memories. "I lift up my hand and watch as the sun beam dances, delighted, over it. The light refracts on my hard skin, bending and twisting with the summer heat."
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Fairy Tales reviews
One night Holly's daughter asks for a bedtime story. Unable to think of one, she talks of dragons and an imprisoned princesses, all of who aren't quite what they seem. Artemis/Holly fluff.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Weakness reviews
Jasper deals with the implications of Bella's apparent neutrality towards human blood. Slight Jasper/Alice fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
A Cracked Mirror reviews
Minerva reflects on her life and the curse that brought her to where she is today. Based on The Lady of Shalott by Lord Tennyson. " Isolated by her brilliance, she had observed life through her science."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
Sometimes reviews
Most of the time she is happy. But sometimes she can't help but remember... Ginny/Tom, Ginny/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Grammar reviews
A half drabble I wrote because I was just so happy to see that they finally changed it to a capital "F". :D
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
An Explanation reviews
And still she cannot rid him from her mind. His accusations, his words over the years, they are all echoed back at her." A short series of dark vignettes based on the relationship between Opal and her father.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Opal K. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror reviews
I feel my life rushing past me in a blur of ecstasy and false hope. She drags me behind her, and I do not resist, though I am convinced that it will come to no good.- Opal deals with the one she loves best. Warning: Femslash, selfcest.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Opal K. - Complete
Each Coming Night reviews
Years into the future, a wife is thrust temporarily back into reality on the anniversary of the day that she lost everything. Insane!Holly, Holly/Artemis.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
The Fax Experiment reviews
One night Max goes for a flight to try and clear her head. She doesn't get quite what she wants, but the results are pleasant nonetheless. FAXNESS!1!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Picture Perfect reviews
Jacob deals with his growing love for Nessie and his reluctance to total devotion. "That is the beauty of her simplicity, there is no thought or cause in her movement. She just is, all of the time, unbound by necessity and burdens." Jacob/Nessie
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Wishes and Wonders reviews
When he kisses you, you feel as if you are kissing something so much bigger than yourself." Fang/You, FAX. Warning: Angst-y and Bash-y
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
The Elephant reviews
So in this case the elephant isn't content to sit in the room, it must dance forcefully, crushing the other inhabitants every time its clumsy feet hit the floor." Artemis and Holly deal with the awkwardness that ensues after The Time Paradox.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Practice Sessions reviews
It's just another day, another practice fight, another series of denials. "It's because this is easier. This violent, horrible touching is some sort of sick therapy for the both of us." Slash.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Thrown reviews
Angel has left the flock. Alone in the woods she reflects on the fall of Lucifer and her plans for the world.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
Max reviews
A series of hypothetical 100-word drabbles based on different Max ships. Added: Nudge
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008
Spectator Sport reviews
Contains slight spoilers for the Time Paradox. Artemis visits Minerva after the Time Paradox, and she ponders on their relationship.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
Lost in the Crowd reviews
Iggy hates crowds. His mind wanders and he remembers the pain that he used to suffer. "I scream. The pain that shoots through my eyes is unbearable. A million tiny knives are driven deep into my brain."
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Pregnancy reviews
Pregnancy is a beautiful time for most women. The director is no different. "She is not like ordinary women. Her children will save the world one day."
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Lost In Thought reviews
Angel struggles with her powers and is overcome with the too-adult thoughts that fill her mind. "For an instant she is lost among thoughts and feelings, unsure which are hers and which she just borrowed." Rated T just in case.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Eminent reviews
Nessarose explains her relationship with the Unnamed God and its importance. "I do his work. I do what he wants. Anything for him. I am his servant, his slave. I am not worthy of him, though I stand above the rest." A 100 word drabble.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Fourteen Drabbles reviews
Fourteen 100 word drabbles based on the theme of the seven deadly sins and seven heavenly virtues. Latest: Acedia and Diligence. "Their deficiency is a blemish on everything I do."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008
Over the Edge reviews
Glinda reflects on her relationship with Elphaba throughout the years. "It's like when you're so high up, and you think about jumping, and how easy it would be. Just one step, one leap, and you'd be flying." Gelphie.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
Passing Afternoon reviews
An almost AH sonfic. "His eyes did not even register the words that he was writing. The passion had long left him. His work was simply habit, one he couldn’t break despite the lack of necessity and enjoyment. It was soothing, if unsatisfying."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Cravings reviews
A triple drabble, one year after Bella is hypothetically changed. "The haunting, metallic smell fills her nose. She shrieks and turns in the dark room, searching for the source. Her hands are sore from the chains that bind her. But they will not bleed"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Storms reviews
A 200 word drabble. Holly reflects on society. Possibly more to come.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Holly S., Artemis F.
A Lack Of Trust reviews
What if, during the Opal Deception, Artemis had been unable to cheat the mind wipe? What if his past actions had left him unable to trust himself enough for the memories to return? Without his memories, Artemis isn't quite up to the task ahead.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Unfamiliar Walls reviews
In an attempt to hide Opal ventures a little too deep, only to find that her own mind is much harder to control than anything she has ever encountered.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Opal K. - Complete
Sick reviews
You’re sick, you know that? Do your little friends know that you want me? Or what about your wife? FoalyOpal
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Opal K., Foaly - Complete
Fairness reviews
Fairness is less satisfying than it seems. A NathanielBartimaeus drabble.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
An interesting encounter reviews
Kitty has taken Nathaniel's death badly, and she keeps having odd dreams. When she figures out that Bartimaeus is still alive, she is overjoyed. But her dreams get stranger and stranger. What is Nathaniel trying to tell her? KB, slight KN, NBfriendship
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,626 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007
Spider reviews
Steal a fly’s wings, it’ll make us go faster, help us get up. We’re almost there, almost at the top! Jon Spiro's rise and fall from glory.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Jon S. - Complete
The Best reviews
We all crave to be the best, but for certain people it is more than that. For some it is a way to be in control, for others a way to survive, or a necessity, and for some it is just too easy. A series of drabbles. More to come.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 12/4/2007
Either Dreaming or Not Dreaming reviews
It appeared that all Artemis knew, at this moment in time, was that he had caused a person’s death, and it had been the first time he had done so. Artemis deals with the guilt, or lack of guilt, after causing the death of another. AU
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Time to Propose reviews
Foaly was stunned. He couldn’t believe it, couldn’t accept it, couldn’t comprehend it. Was this it? Was this the end of their adventures? Foaly is astounded with the disappearnce of Artemis and Holly, and his sorrow nearly drowns him.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Foaly - Complete
Never reviews
“Never!” you growl, and then gasp. You are not to emit sound in the chamber of the Ordeal. Joren's ordeal, and how he broke without bending.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Hypocrites reviews
To Lili Frond, they were all hypocrites.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Lili F. - Complete
One Simple Convenience reviews
And she'd give it all up for one simple convenience.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Horseradish reviews
Their love was like Horseradish [spoilers]
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Kit S., Count O. - Complete
Romancing Holly reviews
A sequal to Watching Holly. “I was intoxicated by you, Artemis... AFHS
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Watching Holly reviews
Holly slept peacefully and Artemis watched her... Extremely short AFHS fic.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
It's the kind of Love that cuts clean through reviews
They never got along, unless they were having sex, and even then they were often arguing, taunting and pushing with bruising impact. Songfic to Razor Love
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Last Kiss reviews
Their last kiss was perfect. A short LJ drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Who to Blame reviews
Lily still needed to think of a list of people to blame. A short LJ drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A RemusSiriusJamesLilyRemus Fic reviews
Remus loves Sirius, Sirius loves James, James loves Lily, Lily loves Remus, that sums it up any way. Rated for minor slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Last night reviews
“And the worst thing is I have to leave you to this world, I may never see you again, if your moving to France, and not knowing if you are safe is going to kill me. You know I lo...” “James, don’t start this again.” ... a short Lily James fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Iris reviews
Remus cant't sleep worrying about the war. Terrible sumarry, please read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Until Death do we part reviews
A bit of bad fluff, some angst and a decent plot line about Kel and Dom do not read the prolouge! it is terrible! Please RR Hang in there, It does get better.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2005 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
After the war reviews
Daine can't wait to see Numair, but does he still love her?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
Lost in the woods reviews
Daine's friend get chased by bandits and end up, well.. lost in the woods
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Tortall - Complete