Blu Taiger
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Joined 11-11-05, id: 928920, Profile Updated: 08-27-13
Author has written 16 stories for Kim Possible, Homestar Runner, Calvin & Hobbes, Harry Potter, Disney, Transformers/Beast Wars, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Warcraft.

Welcome to the Taigers den.

Pen Name: Blu Taiger

Favorite Color: Blue

Favorite Animals: Modern; Tiger (Now you know where my Pen Name comes from) Mythical; Griffin, Prehistoric; Stegosaurus

Where else on the web: If you like visual art, you can check me out at Elfwood.com. Or, if you'd like to see some illustrations of my stories (and other random fandom), check out my Fan Art page. I can also be found on YouTube.

Regarding Disclaimers: I figure since this is a Fan Fiction site, people should already know that I didn't create the characters for which I'm creating stories. Therefore, you will only see one disclaimer at the beginning of each fic with additional disclaimers as needed.

Regarding Profanity: You will not find a single piece of profanity in any of my fics. Then again, I am only human and prone to mistakes, so I might include swearing out of ignorance. Just know it was not my intention. I would also ask that you not use profanity when reviewing my stories, if you please.

Regarding Slash: The Bible states that homosexuality is an abomination; as such, I do not support homosexuality; I will never read or write stories with slash pairings.

Favorite Songs:

"Keys to the Kingdom"-Group 1 Crew

"Fireflies"-Owl City

"Just the Girl"-The Click Five

"Beat of my Heart"-Hilary Duff

"Move Along"-The All-American Rejects

"Nobody's Home"-Avril Lavigne

"Savin' Me"-Nickleback

"Whenever, Wherever"-Shakira

"Another Day in Paradise"-Phil Collins

"Oronico Flow"-Enya

"Eye of the Tiger"-Survivor

"Geek in the Pink"-Jason Mraz

"Umbrella"-Rihanna

"Blue"-Eiffel 65

"Listen to Your Heart"-DHT

"Heaven"-LIVE

"Around the World"-ATC

"Breaking the Habit"-Linkin Park

"Every Time we Touch"-Cascada

"Amish Paradise"-Weird Al Yankovic

"Say it Right"-Nelly Furtado

"Africa"-Toto

"Eyes Like Twins"-Wilson Phillips

"Turn Loose the Mermaids"-Nightwish

"The Hamster Dance"

Favorite Quotes:

"Here, the sensitive strains of the impressionistic music combined with the subtle artistry of the animator will finally answer that age-old question; 'What is man's relationship with nature?'-- Oh, sorry. That age-old question; 'What would happen if you gave a yo-yo to a flock of flamingos?!'... Who wrote this?" -- James Earl Jones from Fantasia 2000

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"Unless you die, you will continue to get older."--Dave Barry

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"I reject your reality, and substitute my own."--Adam Savage from Mythbusters

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Duct tape is like the Force: it has a light side and a dark side and it binds the universe together."--Adam Savage from Mythbusters

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"Some people are like slinkeys: They serve no useful purpose, but they put a smile on your face when you push them down the stairs."--Unknown

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"There is a saying: 'Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.'"--Grand Master Oogway from Kung Fu Panda

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Angel: "Welcome to Heaven. Here is your harp."

Devil: "Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion." -- The Far Side

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"Gravity-Shmavity! My people practically invented black holes." -- the Doctor from Doctor Who, "The Satan Pit"

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Dumbledore: "I'd like to introduce our new teacher for Defense Against the Dark Ats, Professor Gandalf."

Gandalf: "YOU... SHALL NOT... PASS!!!"

Dumbledore: "... Well that's a bit harsh, classes haven't even started yet." from How Harry Potter Should Have Ended

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Hobbes: "You should be more alert! You wouldn't last two seconds in the jungle."

Calvin: "That's why I live HERE, you dolt" from Calvin and Hobbes

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"You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?" (Ralph takes his glasses and breaks them over his face.) "You hit a guy with glasses... Well played." -- King Candy from Wreck-It Ralph

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"Have you ever noticed that the things you have to do are boring and stupid - but the things you want to do are fun - manly because they're boring and stupid?"--Jeremy Duncan from Zits

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"I ask for so little... and boy, do I get it."-- Dilbert from Dilbert

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"Listen, don't try to play dumb with ME, I'm the KING of d- wait... that's not gonna come out right..." -- Bucky Katt from Get Fuzzy

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"How much deeper would the ocean be - without sponges?... Meditate on this." -- Male Pandaren joke from World of Warcraft

Favorite Chuck Norris Lines

What do you call and entire civilization that defies Chuck Norris? Atlantis.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris pities Mr. T.

Michael Phelps won eight gold medals because Chuck Norris told him to, or else!

Rainbows are what happens when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Richard Simmons.

Chuck Norris occasionally calls up the Power Rangers, just to say 'Hi'.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

Newborn babies cry because they've just entered a world with Chuck Norris in it.

The worst day in a child's life isn't when she discovers that Santa Claus isn't real; it's when she discovers that Chuck Norris is.

The real reason Adolf Hitler committed suicide is because he found out Chuck Norris was Jewish.

A priest, a nun and a rabbi walk into a bar; then Chuck Norris kills them all because he knows the joke won't be funny.


Favorite Characters

Hobbes from Calvin and Hobbes

Clover Ernest from Leven Thumps

Sokka from Avatar: the Last Airbender

Ty Lee from Avatar: the Last Airbender

Iroh from Avatar: the Last Airbender

Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter

Shawn Spencer from Psych

Parker from Leverage

And now, Post its

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate gay pairings, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If YOU'RE one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into YOUR profile.

If you think that doing the disclaimer more than once is silly unless there are new characters involved, copy and paste this into your profile.

If u belive that grammer nd speling are imprtent, than copy this nd paest it onto ur profiel

If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you can't see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

It's so hard to find LDS people on here. If you are LDS, copy and paste this to your profile, PM me so that I know who you are, and add your name to this list: Mewtrainer. Blu Taiger

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

Enjoy your reading.

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Slytherin's Heiresses by Lyndotia reviews
The tale of Hogwarts during and directly after Harry's years, told from a different point of view: that of Lord Voldemort's daughters, spitfire Gryffindor Lyn and little sister Reneey the Slytherin. Features little known and invented characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,100 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Draco M., Voldemort, OC
Strong Bad Receives a Friendship Report by R.T.Stephens reviews
Twilight's latest letter to the princess gets... diverted.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Homestar Runner - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Twilight Sparkle - Complete
It Begins Again by Jack Hamataro Kamiya reviews
October 2015 and Hobbes in now in the possession of a young 5-year-old girl who is the offspring of some familiar characters. Follow the girl and her trust companion on a day in the life of a child and her tiger.Also see what became others. Enjot. Oneshot
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Complete
Blessed Are the Geeks by Kenya Starflight reviews
Emily Wall was an American transplant in England, obsessed with Star Wars and fed up with both her insane family and her unfamiliar new home country. She thought life couldn't get any stranger. Then the owl showed up... ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,614 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 11/2/2006 - George W., Fred W.
Possibles of The Caribbean by Twila Starla reviews
Pirates of The Caribbean/KP AU fusion. Cursed pirates, a blacksmith and an aristocrat in love, a mysterious treasure, a compass that doesn’t work, and all the swashbuckling action you could ask for! Savvy? Find out what rescue teams are formed in chap. 10
Crossover - Kim Possible & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,360 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Kim P., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Ask Team Possible by Galaxy1001D reviews
Team Possible answers questions from viewers like you, well sort of.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,508 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Kim P., Ron S., Wade, Rufus - Complete
Time and Love by Girl With The Dandelion reviews
Enjoy the gift of time and love, life’s two most precious songs. Set seven years after the ending of OoT. Majora's Mask doesnt exist in this fic.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Dance by EmmeElle reviews
After Bill and Fleur's wedding, Ron and Hermione share a moment on the dance floor. Harry and Ginny, meanwhile, talk through some issues of thier own. HG, RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Book of Immortality by fahzzyquill reviews
The air was thick and cold. It chilled her lungs and increased her dread. The grass beneath her feet was dry and twigs snapped constantly beneath her feet. The steady rhythm offered her no comfort. He was coming, she could hear him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Complete
Shadows of Angels by Nutzkie reviews
Kim discovers a dark secret in Ron's background. How will it effect their new relationship?
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,964 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Zuko: My Immortal by Jasmine Dragon reviews
A songfic to the song My Immortal by Evanescence. Zuko thinks about his mother and she does the same.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Zuko - Complete
Awakening Solace by empathicallychosen reviews
AU!A prophecy leads our trio to be kidnapped long before their time comes to attend Hogwarts. This trio has now got to deal with trips to the past, bigheaded Marauders, gaining new powers, and having to adjust to their new situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,940 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Breaking Free by Desepere Romantique reviews
Susie's stuck in a reputation, but would give anything to get out of it, even if she had to break her parent's hearts to not become a doctor like they expect, and become a starlett on Broadway. But...is there anyone in the world who can save her?
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 8/22/2006
A Gladiator's Life by Link-the-hylian reviews
Link is sent on a mission into the territory of Hyrule's new enemies, a civilization much like the Romans. He is captured, and forced to fight as a gladiator while trying to escape. It's done, keep an eye out for the sequel.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,439 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
Ever Blue by Oribella reviews
Kim's Mom tell's Kim to stop going on missions. Kim is of course shocked, and when the next mission comes around she can't help herself! But when Kim does, she's turned into a mermaid! What will she do? And is Ron falling for Kim? RonXKim
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,846 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
The Lotus Bloom by captainkodak1 reviews
This is the story that Rich Sirois and I are collabrating on. If you wish to see the illustrated version go to my webpage.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,377 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Complete
Spaceman Spiff and the Marraige of Doom! by Joe Cloudheart reviews
Basically a series of vignettes between Calvin and Susie as kids and adults. I tried to keep the style of the original comic's humor inherent.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,602 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/23/2001
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Fish Tales reviews
Pseudo-songfic. While on vacation, Calvin shares a local legend with his children.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/23 - Calvin, Susie Derkins - Complete
Elemental Flux reviews
Calvin, Hobbes and Susie wake up to find themselves in a strange world. A world populated by bizarre creatures and people with strange powers. They'll have to master the elements if they're going to survive this world and find a way home.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,748 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Calvin, Susie Derkins
Calvin and Hobbes in Azeroth reviews
Three children & a tiger stumble into a portal that deposits them in the world of Azeroth. Now, trapped in a world torn by war, they'll have to learn new skills & take up arms if they're to survive. Join Calvin, Hobbes, Susie & Moe as they quest their way through Azeroth in search of a way home.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,505 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Calvin, Susie Derkins, Moe, Draenei
Well, Blow Me Down reviews
Susie discovers 'International Talk Like a Pirate Day' - the hard way.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Susie Derkins, Calvin - Complete
In Love and War reviews
Prelude to 'the Best Seven Years'. Calvin and Susie are assigned to work on a report about the Civil War. Calvin gets an idea to use the time box to see the War for real. The two of them then find themselves in a very different civil war.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,699 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Calvin, Susie Derkins - Complete
Blame it on the Mistletoe reviews
Calvin attends a Christmas party in a rather grinchy mood. So Susie takes it upon herself to get him into the holiday spirit.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Calvin, Susie Derkins - Complete
Hallowed Fête reviews
Halloween one-shot. Watch what happens when Calvin and Hobbes venture into the woods on Halloween night.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,937 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
In the Dark of Night reviews
Crossover. Drakken has realized that he'll never be able to take over the world as long as Team Possible is around. So he sets out to form an alliance to eliminate them once and for all. However, this alliance may cost him more than he bargained for.
Crossover - Disney & Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,566 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008
The Best Seven Years reviews
Calvin is eighteen and living in England with his folks. Now, he's faced with the task of telling Susie what he's been doing for the past seven years.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,344 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Luna L., Calvin, Susie Derkins - Complete
Absolute Power reviews
Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely.' Tom Riddle had heard these words before, and he did not believe the message they carried.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
Hobbes, the Magic Tiger reviews
A simple song stirs up long buried memories and a long forgotten friend for a certain young man.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Redemption part 2: Savin' Me reviews
AU: Draco Malfoy is on the lam. As he is on the brink of death, he is taken in by a muggle family and is shown a way of life he has never known before. Songfic to Nickleback's Savin' Me
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
Redemption part 1: Where is the Love reviews
AU Songfic. Draco has an encounter with a group of muggles one night that could change his view of the war. Set to the Black Eyed Peas's song, Where is the love
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
A Friendship Dawns reviews
Egad, and other fic about how Calvin and Hobbes met. This one, however, tells Hobbes's story. Who he is. where he's from. And just what is his apathy toward zoos.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Hobbes - Complete
Know your Homestars reviews
After seeing so many Know your Stars fics, you know I had to get in on this action. It's All That's Know your Stars with the cast of Homestar Runner. Terminado
Homestar Runner - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Complete
Silence reviews
Songfic. On a cold winters night Ron contemplates his relationship with Kim. The song is Silence by Inside Out A cappella. My first fic, be brutal!
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
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