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Joined 11-11-05, id: 929217, Profile Updated: 08-06-11
Author has written 13 stories for Star Wars, Jurassic Park, StarCraft, Dawn of the Dead, StarTrek: Other, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, Halo, I Am Legend, and Shakespeare.

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I'm just a no-good 20 year old Lance Criminal in the USMC. I hate my job, NCOs, and all of the Far East. I also like Snapple. A lot. Nearly 65 percent of all Snapple consumed in the US is done by me. And I am a dude. Not a chick. Had some confusion. I'm a guy.

THE FICS

Johnny is a Punk! (Working title) -Coming Soon

Unto Dawn 11 out of ?-In Progress (Chief-tastic!)

Jarheads 2 out of ?-Dead to Me (Ooh-rah)

Stormtrooper 4 out of 24-Dead to me. (Sorry, 116)

Semper Invictus 3 out of ?-Dead to me. (Capt. Kale, if only we'd knew ye.)

Monday's always a Bitch 2 out of ?-Dead to me (That f-ing DoomGuy shotgunned all the imps before they could make it in the story.)

If the Money's Right 2 out of ?-Dead to me (Not enough money to pay the cast)

Drop Jet Jumpers 3 out of ?-Dead to Me. (Crappy UNSC communications equipment...)

Highway to Hell 1 out of ?-Permenent Hiatus (Gas is expensive O_o.)

Survior1 out of ? Beyond Dead to me. (I hate you, Carver. I HATE you.)

Macbeth 1 out of ?-Dead to Me. (Epic skills.)

Dog of War 1 out of ?-Hiatus (Sneaky snipers...)

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Chains of the Kindred by Solvdrage reviews
A HaloWarhammer 40K crossover. Two besieged branches of Humanity, separated by time and space have been reunited. And there is only War!
Crossover - Warhammer & Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 144,625 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 7/24/2007
Fallout: A Novelization by deathhamsters reviews
This is a post-nuclear-apocalyptic story about a small group of friends who, having lived all their lives in a fallout shelter, emerge to find the world unfamiliar and dangerous; scarred yet thriving. A mostly faithful adaptation of Fallout 1.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 320,388 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Vault Dweller - Complete
The Family G Man by Neoxphile and FelineFemme by neoxphile reviews
After losing his love and his best friend, Mulder is offered a second chance. Would giving one a family and saving the other's child make a difference? Mulder Scully married; Mulder-Doggett friendship
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 128 - Words: 774,175 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 3/23/2004 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
The Grim Reaper Part Two by dr. kitten reviews
Sequel to Part One, taking place during the Raccoon City Outbreak. After the fight with Birkin, HUNK is just trying to get out of the city alive. What he doesn't expect is to meet someone else in the same situation. AU, HUNK/OC. Discontinued for now, may resume, but I'm leaving it up.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,745 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - HUNK
The Courier King: Rise of a New Mojave by trickquestion reviews
By the time the dust settles at Hoover Dam, Courier Seth has got New Vegas on a string. The world is his oyster, and he plans to claim every last pearl. *Continuation of Independent ending*
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,185 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Courier
The Grim Reaper Part One by dr. kitten reviews
Every HUNK fan wonders what his childhood was like, and how he became the cold, efficient man he is today. This is my take on his story. AU. Rated T for violence and children in psychologically disturbing situations. Eventually HUNK/OC.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,655 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - HUNK - Complete
Flight to Freedom by Qwerty-man reviews
Post WOL. With Kerrigan, Raynor's Raiders join up with their forgotten friends the Protoss as they unite to battle the Dominion, zerg and the elusive Dark Voice. The flight to freedom is nigh. CHAPTER 42 IS UP
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 178,593 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - James R., Sarah K.
Fallout 3: Modus Operandi by commandocucumber reviews
A supermutant ambush leaves Sentinel Sarah Lyons stranded in the middle of the Capital Wasteland with no supplies of any kind, and only one way home: Work alongside the enigmatic Lone Wanderer, who has his own agenda.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,171 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Sarah Lyons, Lone Wanderer - Complete
Past, Present, and Future by Quillian reviews
What ultimately happened to the Master Chief and Cortana? Here's one out-there theory…
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
Operation: POSIEDON by SpiritOfSherwood reviews
Six years after the War's end, the UNSC girds itself for the invasion of Doisac, the Brute homeworld. A Fleetmaster returns to the dead world Kholo for spiritual guidance. What he finds is Mankind's greatest Hero thought lost and an ONI excavation team.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,745 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, Arbiter
Cortana by Sarcastic Avenger reviews
Years of solitude are all she can look forward to. As she drifts in deep space with the Chief, hoping for rescue before rampancy can set in, Cortana can do nothing but ponder the silence.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,446 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Cortana
SatCom Array NW05a by SentientSurfer reviews
A wandering tribal forces a DC raider to lead him to a great satellite array so he can commune with the old man in the sky. A short fallout story told in five vignettes. Now Complete.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,015 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Complete
Je Mourrais by Kavek reviews
ChiefxCortana. High Charity is Cortana's physical prison, but the prison of the mind can be far worse. What if you could never touch the one you loved? Would you... break? Rating subject to change. Chapter 16 is here!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,390 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 10/12/2007
Smart AI No More by Tsaalyo Phoenix reviews
Cortana knows a relationship between her and John is impossible, but she can't help feeling for him... but upon returning to Earth, she finds both hope and horror.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,234 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 10/5/2007
Going Native by Rap541 reviews
GalacticaStar Trek Next Generation. What do you do when you're a lost Starfleet officer in the Beta Quadrant? You blend in and hope for the best.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 156,591 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Gaeta
No One Is To Blame by ElleThom reviews
The world must be ending..its finally COMPLETED!
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,147 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 3/26/2005
Castaways the sequel to Halo3 by Jameson reviews
What happens following the events at the end of Halo3's credit sequence? Spoilers, obviously. This is a story of strength and weakness. It is about what happens when those unacquainted with their own humanity begin to understand what being human means.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,106 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
The Stepford Wives by Egyptian Princess of 1290 bc reviews
Mulder and Scully are sent to Stepford, Conecticut to solve the mystery behind the Stepford wives and in order to do so they must pose as a married couple.Can Mulder and Scully solve the mystery before she falls victim to the Stepford secret?NEWLY UPDATED
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,676 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
City of Vice The Crisis by Povallsky reviews
The Vercetti mansion has the mother of all morning after the night befores after the celebrations of the gangs stealing 100,000s worth of firearms, finding dead men in the bath tub, and prior warning to a surprise visit by the police. Strong language.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,580 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/8/2006
Death's Advocate by Firebird41 reviews
OC It is the year 2006. Wesker is on the verge of resurrecting Umbrella from the depths. And to insure that no one will stop him, he hires Death's Advocate. It get's better past maybe the first two chapters. R&R UPDATED! CHAPTER 8 added!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,754 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 7/2/2006
Entrapment by Kovitlac reviews
The decades-long feud against the Covenent is all but ended. Yet eleven years after the conclusion of Halo 3, the Chief finds himself up against a new and unexpected enemy... My first Halo story. Please read and review.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,002 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008
Friend or foe? The Marine unit 'Reapers' by Tolen reviews
The Galactica meets with a fleet of colonial ships, most of them Marines and some pilots who escaped from Aerelon. There is a special surprise for Tigh and a new interesting possibility for Starbuck. And lots of Cylons, of course.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,553 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 3/4/2007 - K. Thrace/Starbuck
The Enemy Without by Rahvin Dashiva reviews
Mass Effect, Warhammer 40,000 crossover. The Deathwatch, superhuman warriors dedicated to destroying anything that isn't human, are led into the Mass Effect galaxy. Not what anyone was expecting. Confusion and more than a few battles follow...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,050 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008
In The Face of The Enemy by Canister reviews
Marines stationed on an isolated planet, left for dead by their superiors struggle to stay alive in the face of a Covenant onslaught.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,482 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Complete
Damaged by obsessed1 reviews
When Sheppard and his team go offworld, things don’t go to plan and Sheppard gets beaten, tied to tree and nearly killed by his teammates.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,598 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - John S.
Trials by The Abbot of Beregost reviews
The continuing adventures of everyone's favorite marine, Gunny Sims. Starts at Resistance,and follows him through the rest of Season 2. Updated Chp. 16
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,181 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Cally
Double Standard by Kathy Rose reviews
Malcolm Reed of the Mirror Universe is pulled aboard the Enterprise. Of course he doesn't behave.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,470 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - M. Reed, H. Sato - Complete
The Crusade of Divine Fury by PMOHWinters reviews
One battle station. Twelve hundred ships. Five million troops. One grand crusade that will span galaxies. A detailed chronicle of this doomed undertaking taken from the diaries of Shaka Ralamee. HaloStar Wars crossover. COMPLETE
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,917 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Complete
Shadows of the Island by marinawings reviews
When Clytie Seaborne's brother goes missing on the sea near Skull Island, she goes to the only people she knows can help her bring him back, Skull Island's survivors. JackAnn, EnglehornOC
King Kong - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,132 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
Aftermath of Destruction by tek reviews
Complete. They destroyed Umbrella, but has Umbrella already destroyed them? Sequel to
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,794 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/14/2004 - Published: 8/10/2003 - Complete
Miracles Do Happen by Dale reviews
Carlos and Rebecca's big day at last. Chris has a surprise. Where the Hell is Barry? ClaireLeon with a whole lot more JillChris and RebeccaCarlos.CHAPTER 23UP FINALLY COMPLETED.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,570 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/12/2004 - Published: 4/25/2003 - Claire R., Leon S. K. - Complete
Ocean's Fire: A Tale of Boba Fett by Starknight reviews
Boba Fett wasn’t always the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy. A routine job sends him on a mission that sets him against the galaxy’s best bounty hunters and Lord Vader, with only a Jedi girl who will change his life forever, to help him. FS
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,265 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/10/2003 - Published: 7/5/2003 - Complete
Guardian Angel by Joanne Beverly reviews
A strong bond between Leon and Claire isn't to tampered with, until a familiar figure appears.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,204 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/19/2003 - Published: 10/23/2002 - Complete
Scorched Earth, Savage Skies by Mark 'Manix' Odell reviews
The world is no more. Umbrella have ended the world, and in its monster infested ruins only a few survivors fight to survive...to persist; Two of these people are Leon S Kennedy and Claire Redfield....PLEASE R&R!
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,626 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/26/2002 - Published: 2/16/2001
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Unto Dawn reviews
The Master Chief and Cortana find a mysterious planet after years of drifting through space. Now aboard a moon-sized alien flagship, the two will have to call upon all their skills to defeat this new foe. NOT related to Straye's Forward Unto Dawn.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,321 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana
Macbeth reviews
A futuristic retelling of the Shakespeare classic. Roland Macbeth, Captain of the warship Glamis, sinks deeper and deeper into madness and dispair after deciding to murder the Emperor and take the crown.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2008
Dog of War reviews
Isolated from human contact, immune to the KV virus, and surrounded by a legion of vampirelike former humans, US Marine sniper Charlie Stevens reverts to man's oldest practice: hunting.
I Am Legend - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2007
Jarheads reviews
While the Viper pilots of the Colonial Fleet are in the spot light, there's an underappreciated group of enlisted putting their lives on the line to ensure the survival of the Fleet. They are the Colonial Marines. Goes from Mini to the end of the series.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,741 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007
Semper Invictus
Having avoided conflict with the Romulans, the USS Pioneer continues on her course to apprehend Thomas Kale. However the situation is far worse then anyone could have imagined, and the crew must blend in with the locals. And, you know, review is good.
StarTrek: Other - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,816 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007
Highway to Hell reviews
The road from Richmond, Va to Fiddlers Green, Pittsburgh, Pa is a long one, filled with zombies and immoral nomads. The good news is that Izzy Peterson caught a ride on a 1970 Ford Torino. That bad news is that the driver is potentially psychotic...
Dawn of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2007
Survivor
A lone UED Marine wanders the wastelands of Korhol, the only survivor of Kerrigan's attack on Augustgrad. Half mad, and being tormented by a force he can't see, he is oblivious to the key role he is about to play in the Korprulu Sector's fate. readski!
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Published: 1/21/2007
The Stormtrooper Chronicles reviews
They don’t blink. They are merciless. Fanatically loyal, these men in woman in stark white armor throw down their lives to preserve the New Order. They are the Iron Will of the Emperor. They are the Stormtroopers. Just get past the 1st Ch. It gets better.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,383 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 11/16/2005
The Lost World: If The Money's Right reviews
See inside for full summary. For the right price, a man can be persuaded to do most anything. Including walk and stalk among living, breathing, dinosaurs.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/13/2006
Stormtrooper: FUBAR reviews
A Rebel fleet has been detected with some very sensitive Imperial Cargo. With the help of Imperial Marines, 116 and his squad must board and retake Imperial tech. But things get complicated with Jedi....
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,991 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/25/2006
Stormtrooper: Pinpricks reviews
Black Storm has been lounging around for the past week or so when one of the Imperial officers they rescued requests they attend a medal ceremony. Sounds easy and horribly boring and pompous. But Moffs' daughters, lazy stormtroopers, and a Rebel suprise s
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/1/2006
CT 212: Reflections on an Empire
A clone trooper relaxs during a lull in the war and reflects on a number of topics. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Complete