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Joined 11-12-05, id: 929446, Profile Updated: 08-31-09
Author has written 8 stories for Artemis Fowl.

You can't play Electromagnetic Golf according to the rules of Centrifugal Bumble-puppy.

Hi, I'm JuliennePotato. You may remember me from such fanfictions as The Private Wound and Growing Up. Reading these fanfictions could change your life!

Disclaimer: Changes to life may vary. Contains nuts.

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Moments of Bliss by moonymaniac reviews
Remus Lupin is a man with a tragic past, one filled with pain, suffering and sorrow. But it is also a past filled with great adventure, true friendship and...love? Marauder's Era. Remus centric but loads of the Marauders. Mainly RLOC, with some JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 452,090 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 6/8/2016 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Remus L., Marauders, Lily Evans P., OC
Come What May by AluminumMuse reviews
There's something wrong with Artemis. Holly needs to fix him so he can get back to saving the world. Easier said than done. Questions remain: what is AMN, really? What do they want with the fairies, and- dear God- what have they already done to Artemis?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,749 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S.
In The Closet by Lli reviews
Just think of all the things one can keep in closets: brooms, boots, skeletons, sexualities, dirty clothes, the possibilities are endless, really... This is me jumping on the drabble-wagon.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 33,357 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
A Day in the life of Diggums by Lli reviews
Diggums and Day Private Investigators: giving a whole new meaning to "private investigations". Involves weak humour, odd formatting, alarm clockal abuse, watery coffee, prank calls, bad puns and a staff party.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Mulch D. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Fanfic Burst by Verity Strange reviews
What happens when a demonic pixie breaks the meter containing dumb fanfictions and kidnaps two hairy fairies? Why, Butler attempts to kiss Artemis, of course! After all, in the land of hopeless language, what else would you do?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,269 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Artemis F. - Complete
Chronophobia by Ms. Marla reviews
There are sometimes things that are scarier than spiders. This is a collection of oneshot stories based upon different fears that plague the mind. It features many different genres and relationships.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,966 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007
Necessary Insanity by Bastila reviews
Short drabble: MWPP are in Paris and have run out of money. Sirius has some fun in a strip club and tries to take Remus down with him. Ignore the bad French and the slight musical anachronism for the sake of humor!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Of Blood, Ice, and Fire by mercutio-rane reviews
In the wake of the second war, werewolves live a life of bigotry and full moon incarceration. Destitute and in poor health, Remus hangs on by a bare thread as Tonks fights for her lover and Harry for his new godfather. RLNT Two chapters left to write!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,114 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks
His Son's Father by The White Lily reviews
[AF] A magical object of devastating power is missing. Who could the LEP possibly blame? And when the fairies make a mistake that costs Artemis his freedom, who can they turn to for help? More importantly, will he be able to provide it? Winner of 5 Orion Awards, including Best Characterisation and Best Overall
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,254 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior - Complete
Family by Juxtaposie reviews
Revised as of 02.27.07, with new chapter soon to come. The coronation is overshadowed by the birth of Sabriel and Touchstone's first child.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,322 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/6/2004 - Published: 9/30/2003
Kleptomaniac by The Book of Jude reviews
There are many secrets--some as precious as gold. But they go against everything you've ever known. [AU: mostly Julius-centric]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/7/2003
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Red Herring reviews
Welcome to Haven. A town for the tough, the corrupt, the brokenhearted. Some call it dark. I call it home. Slight AU.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Mulch D., Trouble K.
The Private Wound reviews
A fairy tale like no other - one of flying. Fighting. Friendship. Hate. Jealousy. Revenge. Fairies of all natures and descriptions. Technology. Bravery. Cowardly actions. Strongest men. Lies. Truths. Chases. Escapes. Flatulent dwarves. And bad puns.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,496 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Hard Medicine reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single genius in possession of a large fortune, must be in want of a wife - according to the society pages. Oneshot for now.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Artemis F.
Adrift reviews
Artemis Senior takes his wife's death harder than he expects. Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
Growing Up reviews
Because after all, fairies don't age the same way as humans. Complete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,973 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Inconsolable reviews
A week passed. Two. Had it really been that long? Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Holly S., Julius R. - Complete
Requiem for Genius reviews
Artemis has been playing the piano since before he can remember. His family hails him as a virtuoso. Artemis thinks he's a fraud. Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Artemis F., Angeline F. - Complete
A Root and Growl reviews
One objective: Bring Commander Root back from the brink of death. Simple, right? Only problem is, they're three and a half years too late. But death's never stopped Artemis Fowl before, so why start now? Complete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,200 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete