I am a reader, not a writer. At least until now. I enjoy reading quotes, so I thought I'd share some of my favorites. They're from shows, movies, real life...ENJOY! (PS: Sorry, but some are just not as much fun translated...)AMBERMiss Stoeger. My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doingany activity where balls fly at my nose. DIONNEWell, there goes your social life.
LORELAI: Angel. You've got wings, baby.
LUKE: Red meat can kill you. Enjoy.
LORELAI: I had the fuzzy clock and it didn't purr on time.
Giles: They swear there was a memo…
Lorelai: Please Luke, please please please.
CHERIt's a personal choice every woman has got to make for
RICHARD: He always was a smart one, that boy. (to Rory:) You must take after him.
MICHEL: People are particularly stupid today. I can't talk to any more of them.
Emily: You brought us used dessert?
Rory: You jump, I jump, JackCHERHey! You know about this stuff. I want to do something good for humanity.
JOSHHow about sterilization?
Rory: Do something to make me hate you!
You will meet an annoying woman today.
Yvette: Parce que...Scheisse!
TRISTIN: Hello, Mary.
Sarah during Lord of the Rings II about Aragon: Now this would be the perfect moment for a shower sequence...
LORELAI: You don't care at all do you?
MISS PATTY: Oh, hi Taylor, how are you?
CUSTOMER: Okay, young lady, two scrambled eggs on toast.
RORY: So, do you like cake?
EMILY: Lorelai! Is she always this scattered?