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I am a reader, not a writer. At least until now. I enjoy reading quotes, so I thought I'd share some of my favorites. They're from shows, movies, real life...ENJOY! (PS: Sorry, but some are just not as much fun translated...)

AMBERMiss Stoeger. My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doingany activity where balls fly at my nose. DIONNEWell, there goes your social life.

LORELAI: Angel. You've got wings, baby.

LUKE: Red meat can kill you. Enjoy.

LORELAI: I had the fuzzy clock and it didn't purr on time.
LUKE: It didn't purr?
LORELAI: It's fuzzy. It purrs.

CHERAs if!

Giles: They swear there was a memo…

Lorelai: Please Luke, please please please.
Luke: How many cups have you had this morning?
Lorelai: None.
Luke: Plus--
Lorelai: Five. But yours is better.

DIONNECher's got attitude about high school boys.
CHERIt's a personal choice every woman has got to make for
herself.

RICHARD: He always was a smart one, that boy. (to Rory:) You must take after him.

MICHEL: People are particularly stupid today. I can't talk to any more of them.

Emily: You brought us used dessert?

Rory: You jump, I jump, Jack

CHERHey! You know about this stuff. I want to do something good for humanity.
JOSHHow about sterilization?

Rory: Do something to make me hate you!
Lorali: Um...go Hitler?

You will meet an annoying woman today.
Give her coffee and she'll go away.

Yvette: Parce que...Scheisse!

TRISTIN: Hello, Mary.

Sarah during Lord of the Rings II about Aragon: Now this would be the perfect moment for a shower sequence...

LORELAI: You don't care at all do you?
MICHEL: To me you are the teacher in the Charlie Brown cartoon.

MISS PATTY: Oh, hi Taylor, how are you?
TAYLOR: You mean not counting the knife sticking in my back?
MISS PATTY: Oh, sure honey, whatever.

CUSTOMER: Okay, young lady, two scrambled eggs on toast.
LORELAI: Adam and Eve on a raft and wreck ‘em! That’s real live diner talk, see?
LORELAI: I have a suggestion. How about a hamburger with some strawberry ice cream with chocolate sauce for dessert?
KIRK: Sounds good.
LORELAI: Yo, burn one, then pass me a pink stick and throw some mud on it! God, I love this business.

RORY: So, do you like cake?
DEAN: What?
RORY: They make really good cakes here. They're very...round.
DEAN: Okay, I'll remember that.
RORY: Good. Make a note. You wouldn't want to forget where the round cakes are.

EMILY: Lorelai! Is she always this scattered?
SOOKIE: She’s the stablest person I know.

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Being Danny by alittlenutjob reviews
Everything here takes place between The Mindy Project 'The Girl Next Door' and 'Danny & Mindy.' You don't actually need prior knowledge of Being Erica, but I'll always recommend it. You do need to be familiar with The Mindy Project to follow, and again I recommend it with all my heart. I own nothing but the laptop and write with the greatest respect for the actual creators.
Mindy Project - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,092 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Mindy L., Danny C., Jeremy R., Peter
Possession by PrincessJosephine reviews
As her mother's health begins to deteriorate, Margaret is forced to reconsider her options. But at what cost?
North and South - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 58,025 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Complete
Something About Love by ReillyJade reviews
At his wedding, Bill notices Ron longingly watching a certain friend of his. Being a good older brother, Bill takes it upon himself to give Ron a push in the right direction. Ron/Hermione and Bill/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2012 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] [Fleur D., Bill W.] - Complete
A Death in the Family by Sandiane Carter reviews
Kate Beckett doesn't do family gatherings. Then again, her aunt Lily's never died before.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,251 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Angels in Blue Baseball Caps by Oh-no-she-di'ent reviews
Tragedy leads to something unexpected. L/L. Rated T. Complete.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,576 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Luke D., Lorelai G. - Complete
The Darkest Night by Elizagoth reviews
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller
Castle - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,523 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Sheldon Cooper, Crime Stopper by CrisisKris reviews
Leonard is viciously assaulted and Penny's reaction makes her question her feelings. Meanwhile, it's up to Sheldon to bring Leonard's attacker to justice.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,138 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Leonard H., Penny - Complete
Ancient History Deserves a Helmet by orchidvines reviews
Anne Elliot, professional pushover, freelance artist, and closet cynic is about to get her clean slate. If only a certain ex would agree to bury the hatchet. Or y'know, stop being such a douchebag . Persuasion, Modern-day! Rated T for language & completed
Persuasion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,461 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
Bridget Jones: Beyond Reason by HeatherAnne reviews
Will Bridget and Mark be able to live happily ever after? Reviews welcome. Some chapters rated M for mature content.
Bridget Jones' Diary - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 133,944 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Complete
False Fate by md1016 reviews
The summer after their 6th year at Hogwarts Ron, Hermione and Harry find themselves with switched Fates. From Ron's POV. A 7th book replacement. Strong sexual situations, not appropriate for children or teens under 17. Completed Oct 06, revised Oct 07.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 221,443 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The What If Factor by charmedangel025 reviews
Angel and Buffy get married and start a family. But,he dies, and when he comes back, she had a whole new life. Can they find their way back to eachother? Note: IMPORTANT author's note just added
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,043 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Angel, Buffy S. - Complete
The Greatest Misunderstanding by Oh-no-she-di'ent reviews
A letter is written. Lorelai receives it. It was written by Luke. If it walks and quacks like a duck, then it's a duck, isn't it? Hmm. Luke and Lorelai centered. Rated T, but, generally, I don't write for young readers. Pls be mindful of that. Enjo
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,695 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Luke D., Lorelai G. - Complete
Tit for Tat by Oh-no-she-di'ent reviews
Well, this story takes place in season 3 after Lorelai goes on her fishing date with Alex. Luke helped her, now she attempts to help Luke. It's complete, and in what I like to call a sectional oneshot. Luke and Lorelai all day long. Read on GG fans!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,779 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Luke D., Lorelai G. - Complete
It Begins With Friendship by sosmitten reviews
Written for the 2007 LL Reunion Ficathon. Luke and Lorelai hang out. Sex ensues. Eventually.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,904 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
The 'Thing' by Oh-no-she-di'ent reviews
Luke and LorELAI aren't together yet, of course. This is ME after all. Just a good old story of jealousy which translates into...well, i'm not going to just give it away. Note M rating!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,136 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
In the Era of Film by TashaLaw reviews
Life isn't a movie. But then, sometimes it doesn't have to be. Luke and Lorelai slowly find their way back to each other.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,008 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/25/2006 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Luke D., Lorelai G. - Complete
So much for staying alive by Jessica12 reviews
Luke's POV on the season finale. What happens when Luke finds out about Lorelai's and Chris' night together? Read and review!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
Definition of Insanity by blackbeltchic reviews
Buffy used to have a needle problem she couldn't stand them. Now she has a different sort of needle problem, one that could kill her if she's not careful. But she has been careful, at least she was until someone from her past showed up and shook her hold
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,555 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/20/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Buffy S., Angel - Complete
Smoke & Mirrors by Isis FG reviews
BA fic . total AU . Angel, an LA cop, responds to a call about a breakin and finds himself face to face with the girlfriend he’d left after she’d broken his trust four years earlier. COMPLETE .
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,292 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Buffy S., Angel - Complete
Close Your Eyes by Akay2901 reviews
Angel finds Buffy in an institution in L.A. after thinking her dead for the past two years... detailed summary inside. Winner at Spike Threw The Heart and Reborn Desires Awards
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,495 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Angel, Buffy S.
Presents, Lost and Found by a2zmom reviews
Buffy reflects on gifts received throughout the years and comes to a deeper understanding of what she wants. BA. Brickbats and bouquets both welcomed.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,875 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/26/2006 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Buffy S., Angel
Fairytale of New York by a2zmom reviews
The third part of the trilogy started in Guilt Trembling Spoke My Doom and continued in Happy Baby Won't You Make Me. Three years after he last sees her, Buffy shows up on Angel's doorstep. Reviews and concrit appreciated. Now complete!
Angel - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,148 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2006 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Angel - Complete
Happy Baby Won't You Make Me by a2zmom reviews
Five Years after NFA, Angel goes to London to see Buffy. Sequel to Guilt Trembling Spoke My Doom. Comments and criticism appreciated and cherished.
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Angel
Guilt Trembling Spoke My Doom by a2zmom reviews
In the aftermath of NFA, Angel finds it impossible to let go of his past and move on. Now Complete. The sequel is Happy Baby Won't You Make Me .
Angel - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Angel - Complete
Midnight Angel by Isis FG reviews
BA fic . total AU . Angel moves to small town Sunnydale, never expecting to find himself embroiled in its dark secrets . COMPLETE .
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 106,413 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Buffy S., Angel - Complete
Phoenix Burning by Yahtzee reviews
After "The Gift." Buffy returns to life -- to find a world greatly changed. WINNER of the Summer 2001 Halo Award for Best Drama and the Summer 2001 Undead Awards for Outstanding Novel, Outstanding Future, Outstanding Action and Outstanding Buffy Character
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,086 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/22/2001 - Published: 6/18/2001
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