Notes: WLO Version 4.0 will be released in May! Level up faster, capture more cute pets and venture through mysterious new quests! Come see what's so wonderful in Wonderland Online! http:///index.php Likes: Slash/Yaoi Favorite Fandoms: Teen Titans, Justice League, Naruto, Danny Phantom, Batman, Nightwing, Spider-Man, Smallville, Harry Potter, Lordof The Rings, Hikaru no Go, Final Fantasy 7,8,9,10, Resident Evil, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Digimon, Kingdom Hearts, Petshop of Horrors, Tennis no Ohjisama, Yu-Gi-Oh, Star Wars, Bleach, Angel, Highlander, Death Note. Favorite Characters: Robin(Dick Grayson), Wally West(Flash), Uzumaki Naruto, Umino Iruka, Danny Fenton, Peter Parker(Spider-Man), Harry Potter, Legolas Greenleaf, Haldir, ShindouHikaru, Cloud Strife Reeve, Vincent Valentine, Squall Leonhart, Tidus, Leon Kennedy, Alexander Harris, Takato, Daisuke,Demyx, Sora, Leon Orcot, Echizen Ryoma, Jounouchi Katsuya(Joey Wheeler), Luke Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Wesley Wyndham-Price, Methos, Light Yagami. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A good friend helps you up when you fall. A good friend helps you find your prince. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A good friend will offer you a soda. A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A good friend will help you move. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A good friend has never seen you cry. A good friend asks you to write down your number. A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A good friend knows a few things about you. A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. AL FRIENDS: Will repost it Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods.. On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: They pushed her down a sewer. About 6 years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broke from hitting the ladder, her face peeeled off from the side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell...They believed them. FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his swower. He started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep. 5 hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise. David was gone. That morning, a few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, in the dark, his neck broke and his face skin peeled off. If you don't repost this saying "she was pushed" or "they pushed her down a sewer" then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet or the shower. When you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, and then Carmen will come and kill you.
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? So what's the speed of dark? How come abbreviated is such a long word? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station.. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans? Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there? If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water? Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market? Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias? Why does an "X" stand for a kiss? Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ? How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone? Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat? Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable? "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" If a fork was made of gold would it be called goldware? Why did yankee doodle name the feather in his hat macaroni? If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are... who's they? the government? If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him/her swear on the Bible? Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1? If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man? Favorite parts from Fanfictions: "Well, Clark, I can't imagine walking with anyone else on a rural road outside of Smallville in the middle of the night after my car's been sexually molested by a rogue farm animal." Smallville "Karma Demands" Note to self -- Remember to visit the costume store prior to next seminar. Or better yet, derail good intentions of idealistic parents and avoid next seminar like the plague. "Greetings, my comrade in arms against evil doers!" Smallville "Spandex-Wearing Lunatics" "Lex, I'm just concerned you might--" "Blow a hole in the space-time continuum and destroy life as we know it." Smallville "Meanwhile, Back in Metropolis" "Can't you three reason with these people?" asked Anzu curiously as she toed the drooling man at her feet. "Killing them seems extreme." "We're not killing them," replied Bakura, having taken control. The thief seemed very pleased with the fact. "Maim, torture, break those silly sticks of theirs to keep them helpless and a good old fashioned Shadow Game complete with driving people insane. But we haven't killed them yet. Besides, they can apparently re-grow limbs if removed." Jounouchi threw up his hands and rolled his eyes. "You three are a bunch of complete sadists." "Why thank you," said Bakura honestly as he relinquished control. "Anzu is right though," said Yugi after a moment's thought. "We need to nip this at the source." "Find their headquarters and burn, pillage and sack the whole area?" asked Seto sarcastically. "Sounds like a plan," said Bakura sinisterly as he reasserted control before Ryou could say anything. "Pharaoh?" Yu-Gi-Oh "When Someone won't Take No For An Answer" by Shaun Garin "Welcome to the Ministry of Magic of Japan. Please state who you are and what your purpose is here." Yu-Gi-Oh "When Someone won't Take No For An Answer" by Shaun Garin "Well what do you know," said Seto with a smirk. "looks like science triumphs over magic any day." He then pulled out his cell phone, slipped another piece into the battery. His cell phone activated and he rang up a direct number. "Mokuba," he said. "Yes, I know it's late but I want you to send out the order to have small iron sheets being placed into the inner workings of all Kaiba Corp Technology. I know it'll make things heavier but it's needed. Yes, this is about the wizards. All right." Seto clicked off his cell phone. "Kaiba Corp is now working on getting everything insulated from magic." His grin turned fiendish. "The wizarding world is about to get pulled into the twenty first century kicking and screaming." A long pause from the unreality of the scenario. And then Bakura spoke. "I think I'm turned on." "BAKURA!" Yu-Gi-Oh "When Someone won't Take No For An Answer" by Shaun Garin He studied him once more. The closer he looked, the hotter the man seemed to be. Hotter… My sexual orientation is now officially screwed. Thank you very much. Death note "SALIGIA" by Lizche This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma SOta Balcu", as he buried that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night, she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. now for semoehtnig itnresitng... i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that put it in your profile. Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!) 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true... If you don't it will become the opposite. |
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