Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter.She sat by her bed, the airconditioning freezing her feet to no end as she thought of something witty to put into her profile. She pondered greatly, looking at every inkling of an object around her, in search for the slightest inspiration. She scratched her head in doubt, seeing as though her previous profile may be a waste. Brushing the thoughts aside, all the while still empty minded, she paused and stared at the screen with a growing frustration.
What to write, what to write, she thought.
She had asked her grandmother for advice, yet seemingly she was already asleep. She had asked her maid, yet again, she was busy with cleaning. And so she wondered. 'How on earth may I declare my utter love for my fandom when my mind remainds idle?'
It was then that she started to type.
'Hey. This is my profile. Uhm...enjoy.' she typed. She cursed. "What was that? I sounded like a superficial super monkey of doom for bloody sake!"
ah, it was then that she cursed again for trying to be humorous but failing miserably afterwards.
And so, she typed again.
'I like HARRY AND HERMIONE...and their shoes.' and she thought, what in goodness' great name was that?she typed again.
'As I befuddle you with my previous ramblings, I shall also befuddle you noe with my...recent ramblings? WTFWTFWTFWTFSUPAHMONKEYTHATHOE!' was her words of frustration and irritation. How she wanted to end this so she could watch the latest installment of House, M.D. As a choice, she merely wrote this.
' Hallo there. As you all know, my adoration for the HHr fandom has gone beyond my own boundaries. Yes, I am now a fandomaniac. My stories reflect that, and so do my videos (yes, I make music videos. big hoorah). I may receive my fair share of flames, but hey! Somehow, I'll repay you by flaming you back as well. Everyone makes mistakes, right?' The last line was the last straw of trying to be witty. She retired on the idea.