Groovy Turtle
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Joined 11-13-05, id: 930019
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Fruits Basket.

Hey, I'm Groovy Turtle! I love reading, writing, playing piano, singing and school (not many people my age would say that either.) I live in Australia, which is, in my opinion, the best place in the world! Those of you that don't agree, please don't come and egg my house, or kill me, because I wouldn't really appreciate that. So, because I've just realised the danger, that's all you shall hear of my personal life. But don't worry, for I will tell you about my hobbies, likes, dislikes and et cetera. Never fear.

Firstly, I must warn you all, that I am an obsessed Harry Potter fan/freak. My countless rereads of the books, and hours spent watching the movies have allowed me to gain a sound and rather impressive knowledge of the Scarhead and his fellow characters. I know EVERYTHING about the story and the characters (all that there is to know anyway, and I can probably guess very accurately about parts that are unknown), and my theories for the seventh book were mostly correct, and I was going to write more, but if someone ahdn't read it and I'd spoiled it for them, I would feel so guilty. So I'm not goignt o say anything... But I'm serious, you can ask me ANYTHING about Harry Potter and I will answer it. Correctly too, in case you were misinterpreting that statement. Go on, I dare you to test me.

I do have a life away from Harry Potter however, as unbelieveable as that may seem, I like other books to: Lord of the Rings, Douglas Adams, Lemony Snicket, the Tomorrow Series, The Time Traveler's Wife, and almost any book you shove under my nose. In the way of movies I love: Harry Potter (duh!), Lord of the Rings, Disney and animated movies (my all time favourite movie is The Lion King), Dodgeball, Pirates of the Caribbean (JOHNNY! NOT Orlando, I despise pretty boy Orlando), Bridget Jones' Diary, The Blues Brothers, Evolution, and Scary Movies (both the series and the genre). Also a big fan of TV shows (big fan of TV full stop.) I love the Young Ones, Blackadder, Absolutely Fabulous, House, Simpsons, Futurama, Little Britain, and Thank God You're Here (Australians!).

Music is a big part of my life. I listen to everything from heavy metal emos like My Chemical Romance to soft sounding girly girls like The Veroncias. I love listening to Jazz, but cannot play it to save my life. same with classical. I can't stand country OR western music (with a few exceptions), and despise all forms of rap except Eminem. My favourites are Evanescence and punk rock bands like Greenday, Good Charlotte and Linkin Park (no, I do not have anything wrong with me. Not in that context anyway).

I am head over heals in love with Johnny Depp, Severus Snape (both the actor AND the character) and Sirius Black (Harry Potter's godfather. Yes, I know he doesn't exist, and he's dead, but I can imagine!) Anyhoo, that's enough about me. Hope you enjoy my stories!


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The Road Not Taken by kellydofc reviews
What could have happened between Lily and Severus if he had said the right thing outside the Gryffindor Common Room. This story is AU. Everything you recognize belongs to JKR everything else is me. Rating is for violence, language and some adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 354,597 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Odin's Revenge - The Abduction Of Arthur by scarletpampernel reviews
A badly wounded Merlin is helpless to prevent Arthur's abduction by a ruthless enemy from the young king's past bent on the ultimate revenge. Takes place early seas. 4 after Uther's death. WARNINGS! no M/A slash but RATED M for a suggested m/m scene (not explicit) and other adult content; language; violence/Arthur whumping, temp. char. deaths (but all ends well for our heroes)
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,038 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
CentiStories by princessmelia reviews
My collection of drabbles. Will be a variety, including bromance, humor, friendship, romance, and angst. No slash, but plenty of bromance to suffice. Chapter 985- Percival's whole village burned before him. (Family)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 985 - Words: 132,472 - Reviews: 4472 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Morgana, Merlin, Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere
Rabbits and Bathroom Breaks by CaptainOzone reviews
Collection of drabbles/ficlets/oneshots of the random variety. From dark to fluffy, from angst-y to humorous, any and all characters, non-slash pairings, and scenarios. #67. AU of 5x11
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 67 - Words: 57,258 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 7/28/2012
Look at Me by jesrod82 reviews
I've catalogued every other expression he has into my memory, sorted by mood and time of day. I can literally read his face like a book…except for that one incredibly infuriating look. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 128,181 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
All's Fair by Duchess Emma reviews
Morgana promises Merlin she'll keep his poisoning a secret. For a price. Can Merlin pay it? Will he succumb to Morgana's seductive tactics? Will she be able to keep herself aloof? It's a sexual battle of wills with only one winner. But what about hearts? All's fair in love and war...especially in the bedroom. In the margins of S3 and beyond, what trouble could these two get into?
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 66,615 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Morgana, Merlin
Bound Together by caldera32 reviews
Merlin and Arthur are captured and forced to fight together in a tournament of questionable nature. Occurs after "Patient Zero" but can stand alone. Features Bamf Merlin and Arthur as well as whump, of course
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 54 - Words: 65,137 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
A Tale of Two Clotpoles by JenWinstheQuidditch reviews
Eventually, Arthur finds out that Merlin is a sorcerer. This is a collection of ways that it will not happen - but we can hope. Joint fic with PikachutheConqueror and Kashamuffin.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,474 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
Awkward Moments by Astiza reviews
Returned for Series 5. Updates on Saturday after the episode airs in the UK and at random intervals during the week. Please remember to follow the format; it helps me out a lot. Submissions will be screened and not all may be published. Submissions should pertain to the episode.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 84 - Words: 72,818 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
A Royal Wedding by mollrach13 reviews
When Mithian decides to stay on in Camelot after King Arthur's wedding she never expects the string of events that come after, leading her to her love and her place in this web called 'Destiny'. Post Season 4. Merlin/Mithian.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,764 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Merlin, Mithian - Complete
Things That Merlin Isn't Allowed To Do by Itar94 reviews
COMPLETE [Merthur] A list which everyone in Camelot should be aware of, in which Arthur is a prat/possessive and Merlin is stubborn/too endearing for his own good.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 138,205 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - [Merlin, Arthur] - Complete
The Visiting Prince by Emachinescat reviews
"Stay away from him!" The visiting prince snapped his eyes to meet Arthur's challenge. "Why?" he sneered. "He's just a mouthy servant. He needed to be taught a lesson." An old acquaintance of Arthur's is in Camelot and Merlin suffers because of it.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,749 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 1,622 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Writing on the Wall by HollyDB reviews
Spike embarks on a journey through the Gates of Hell to rescue the one he loves, but in order to save her, he must risk losing himself.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 143,342 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
You give me heart palpitations by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,625 - Reviews: 2210 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 11/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Rules, Rules, Rules by MiSSxMELON reviews
The Gryffindors and Slytherins of Snape's Potion's class are driving Snape crazy! Absurd rules are posted on Filch's list...exactly how did these come about? (No gum, frisbees, matches, ect.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 47,438 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 8/23/2004
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 2,135 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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This is Your Song reviews
The Evil Voodoo Hippy Snarglepuss casts a spell on the Fruits Basket characters and creates an unbelieveably overdone plotline, with an original twist.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 11/27/2006
The Malevolence of Turtles reviews
There is an evil presence in the world according to Remus Lupin... An evil, unchecked presence that is roaming the televisions of muggles even as we speak! Slowly very, they are corrupting fear into the heart of every werewolf. They're turtles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,902 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Remus L.
The Horridness of Beetroot reviews
It is purple, it is round ish, and it is coming for you! Be afraid, be very afraid, of the BEETROOT! Well, that was James' mind anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
The Evilness of Peas reviews
there are two types of grudges in this world, rational and irrational. Sirius Black has both. He's already proved is rational grudge against Peter Pettigrew, but what's his irrational one?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete