Zombie Spuds
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Joined 11-13-05, id: 930339
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Hola. Dress Without Sleeves and Opalish here. (And DWS gets to be first because she's prettier. And is better at maths.) (Opalish spells better, though.) (Nerd.)

I so love having control of our profile.

And who says you do, hmm? And you are so not the prettier one, so there. Nyah. Besides, the Pillow of Doom is my invention.

Bah, humbug. I'm the prettier one and we both know it. And besides, I'm the one who decorated the Lumpy, Sagging Pillow of Doom (now with bunnies!). And the one who introduced you to ZP.

And as I recall, I adopted you. So nyah.

ANYWAY, Opalish and I have decided to collaborate our supreme brilliance in order to bring you stories of . . . supreme brilliance?

So we do agree on something, then. Ay-mayzing.

Conquest Number One: The Twelve Step Program. Currently in-progress.

Apologies for the insanity, oy.

"Insanity", which is mostly Opie's fault. I'm the normal one in this relationship. (-shifty eyes-)

...you're the normal one? You're kidding, right? Need I dredge up remnants of The Conversation?

Right, so, that's it, really. Enjoy. :)

Shout out to my dawgslicesZP, Dagina, and David. Peace out, homes...es.

Dagina and David are evil and must die. That is all.

You're just bitter because they love me more.

Who on earth would actually want their love? Do you want their love? I KNEW you were freakish.

The Twelve Step Program reviews
In this program you will learn: how to be a better boyfriend, defeat evil warlords, attract tramps, and hook up your best friends. Good luck!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,138 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
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